The 1ST Obama "I told you so"/The Coyote and the Dog Park/Deer gets revenge on hunter/Bush Shoe Assailant

Is Porno Cheating?/"I Hate My Life"/Milk and Men Kissing: Oh My!

Salsa Virgin Mary: Miracle or Stain?/Taking Turkey from those we don't show Thanks to/Fruits of Pressure on Yes On 8 People

'UGLY DUCKLINGS' PLEA WINS MAYOR SEXISM AWARD/Michael Phelps sexy??/The Sharp Show gets email/Support NO on Prop 8 Companies!/MALAYSIA SET TO CURB LESBIANISM.

Meet the candidates: Bacon and Fries/Obama takes his first poop in the white house./GOOGLE search terms track pulse of the nation/Yes on 8 people/"Gay is just as good as straight!"

Please Keep Praying for Us/Little Sluts/Hanging Sarah Palin & Hate Crime

That's what god can do/Global Warming caused by Distant stars?/Half of US doctors use placebo treatments/Eating contests cancelled while death is under investigation/No takers for $10,000 prize in contest that requires abstinence/Vacuuming could cause teens' bodies to malform

Palin lookalike strippers/God blesses some - curses others/Billionaire gives advice on Happiness/Kabbalah sure sign of cheating/Barack Osama/Investment advice: Drink heavily and recycle/Ha Ha Too late to discriminate against 19th century gay/Great news: We accept you. Gee, Thanks!/The most important problem in India is keeping lesbians from cuddlin…

young children wussified these days/sex ed a waste of money/murderer commits suicide after killing his family/Breastfeeding the answer to Chinese toxic milk/Teen Pregnancy: Maybe the little sluts should fear being kicked out/Both candidates agree -- And then they are spun in opposite directions/Candidate's positive gay remarks are spun negatively…

Isn't politics fun?? :)/My opponent is a big poopypants/I registered to vote while I was pooping. :)/PSA Encouraging stupid not to vote/Lohan was merely copping to a close friendship (!) Puh-Lease!/Dern dern dern dern did a lern.../Iran admits it has gay people... But only a few/Prop 8 is like cell phones or kitty cats or cheese pizza... without th…

Bill Clinton sticking up for McCain/Don't pee toward the East/Christians against women leaders

Women Don't Stick Up For Women

Bizarre News/I want my meat!/Our taxes to financial counseling?!/Now that's what I'd call a Big Mac Attack./Voters listen to their hearts over their heads.

31 Flavors... In one night!/Duck Stamp error sends callers to sex line :P/Sarah Palin is an intelligent, gutsy, driven, and very human, being, as are all of the players at this level

Obama a more effective commander in chief than McCain?/Gay diver wins Gold but NBC did not show his family and partner in the stands/Paris gets vagina insured!/Gay woman gets discriminated against until 2 mos before her death/"God saved toddler" -Simpleminded Nitwit

The Olympics:Controversies about things I couldn't care less about/Thanking Jesus Christ for winning a medal/Not The Olympics:"He's a disgrace to his race"

The S was bound to hit the fan/The fugly girl versus the little girl who can't sing/Let's drill some oil

Man Injured by Mountain Lion A Moron/Make Your Extramarital Affair Worth It!/Birth Control Equals Abortion/Fight For Your Right To Take Off Your Pants/Tubby Tabby/Why Did We Allow The Olympics To Be In China?/Racism Bad - Sexism O.K.!

How To Get To Heaven/Remember Anthrax??/Making Up Hate Crime

Lindsay Lohan out enough for me/Plastic, Please/Cell phones allow you to be IN emergency jet landing with gaping hole

Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Love -- Why couldn't it be me??!/The Pursuit Of Happiness/It Was The Summer Of '84!/"I wanna cut his nuts off"/Ronald McDonald, Sam Walton, Henry Ford Gay

Condoleezza Says She's "Proud" Of Decision To Invade Iraq/"What color is he?" is worse than "Nappy Headed Hoes"/"Pregnant Man" Gives Birth/Homosexuality is officially illegal in India

Where to find boobs!/Hot chicks are always "amazed" guys find the time for them -- Duh!/"How come when it's us it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken it's an omelet?" -- I loved and am going to miss George Carlin/Al Gore's home could power 232 U.S. homes/What gay marriage means to me

My Clinton Confession/1ST Blood/It takes a male and a female to raise a child

Scientists of the world hard at work on the elimination of sheep farts/Don't give your sweetie jewelry that has been inside someone's digestive tract/Short on cash? Catching Bigfoot will get you a million bucks/The Top 10 Jobs that will get you laid in 2008/This Hillary supporter mixing it up at an Obama volunteer party/Accused 9/11 Mastermind Want…

Purple Heart for Post Traumatic Stress Disorder/Wander out of the safety zone, expect to get speared/Money discriminates against blind people/Hurricane Katrina caused by Gay pride/Senator wants YouTube to censor all Islamist videos

God made woman, children live with dead woman on toilet for two months/Who taught Barack how to play pool??/Take drugs and kill yourself for all I care/Take a joke/There should be doping in baseball!

More people have voted for Hillary than Barack/Sending kids to visit criminal moms in prison for Mothers' Day is a crappy ass idea/F Big Brother and his red light cameras/Sex and love are not addictions

"That's definitely our pig"/Don't piss-off a powerful politician/Court says high school students have the right to wear anti-gay t-shirts

0 Tolerance Policy -- 5 Year Old Suspended/Keeping pedophiles out of the priesthood is like keeping caffeine addicts out of the Starbucks/Hit-and-run grannys/Brigitte Bardot is not dead

Arrest dog owners/Young and inexperienced Obama supporters don't even know what they don't know/The Preggers "Man" -- Fifteen Minutes of Freak Show Fame/17 YO HS football star murdered by an illegal alien gang member -- Send the trash back from where they came

Email Complaints about the show!/Strong armed by soccer moms at the Starbucks/So the Moratorium on Murder didn't work? -- Shocking!/No shortage of terrible parenting keeping therapists in business/Come enjoy the benefits of America without pledging allegiance to her

Fighting at Subway/UCLA college talk radio personality whining over Bruin March Madness broadcast rights/It's true -- You can't handle the truth!/Hands-Free sucks and isn't safer!

Planned Parenthood Aborting Black Babies/Don't Fall Asleep Next To A Stranger!/Hey Gays -- Shut Up!/Aging Babes: Gray Not Hot/My Neighbor's Hookers

"Modern Women" make babies cry/I want my Airborne!/Do teachers protect your kids?/I know why NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer risked it all for sex

What Daylight Savings Time and Low Flow Toilets have in common/Christians Fighting with Christians -- Like Retards arguing over IQ/White Americans at an Illegal Immigration rally?/ABC censors A Raisin In The Sun

I hate Barack Obama/Black Women -- Black vs. Women/"SUPER" DelegatesCollege President says it's The Teacher's Fault if you Fail

Black History Month/Uperbowl-Say/Britney Spears

I'm scared of my cell phone again/Clinton in bed with another woman?/Church picketing Heath Ledger's funeral because of Brokeback Mountain/Fired for taking medicine -- called marijuana/Illegal To Drive While Verbose (DWV)

All of the students at one school on the badly behaved list are of a certain race - Why?/Turns out we all can't just get along/Should Muslim athletes be allowed to wear a special uniform to competition?

Pregnant High School Students/Hicks In Iowa/The Only Thing I Really Want From A President/Globes Ceremony Canceled - Good For The Writers!/Do The Natural Thing and Shave!

Death puts a damper on music, drinks and food/I'd kill my baby daddy for Hannah Montana tickets/Rich Losing Their Religion/Retarded are now Those With Diminished Comprehension/Rich, married, church-going, white, Republican parents satisfied and happy - And your point is?

HMO murders girl/Christmas Vacation vs. Winter Break/A murderer eulogizes a batterer/If the tiger mauling victims taunted the tiger, they deserve what they got!

Finally a study says taking off our shoes at the airport is a complete waste of time/Presidential candidates' passions/Send your kid to church and she comes back pregnant

Kangaroo Farts/Elementary School Crush/Oprah better not ruin it for Hillary/I am terrified of my cell phone!/God Killed Gunman

Maybe NOT getting to know each other is the key to a successful relationship/Would you sleep in a dead man's house?/Is it right for charity Solicitors to guilt people at the airport? Why don't people just learn to say no./There was a "Prayer For Peace" days before the Mall Shooting. Well that worked./Teen Births Rise. I think it's because of the Me…

Charming Muslims/Miss Congeniality 2!/Tiffany's vs. eBay/Another Peterson with dead and missing wives

Cheerleader Photos Controversial/Ban Handguns?/American Airlines says 90% baggage accuracy is acceptable!/Punishment for manslaughter is going to work?!/Compulsory national service?

If you're dating a woman other than your wife, your son may kill you/Charge the 10-year-old fire starter/Kill your neighbor's burglars/If jail makes parents do the right thing, then jail 'em!

Smoking pot at the Lion King/"It's a Small World" is being renamed "It's a Fat World"/Georgia elects a governor who believes he can solve the state's problems by praying that they will get better - Bycomparison it makes The Terminator seem like a super intelligent choice/Jews never declared holy war and killed innocent civilians in the name of Mose…