This week we discuss Poppy's relapse of caffeine, spider silk panties(yes we all hate that word) and new shop things on the horizon. This is Today's PreyBy Today's Prey

Fashion risks are very common amongst Today's Prey. Today, the dudes discuss some risks they've taken when it comes to lookin' cool. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

In today's episode, Poppy is still clean off of caffeine, and it has been "good" for him. The Guys also discuss old mtv shows and domestic abuse situations. This is Today's PreyBy Today's Prey

After some brief dirty banjo talk, the boy discuss tattoo preparation and the reaction of people when you tell them caffeine can affect the feeling of your tattoo. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

After discovering bell peppers from his French Canadian friend, Jake goes on to describe why not to bring a parakeet to a tattoo convention. Followed by Poppy giving a science lesson in our sense of TOUCH. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

Jake asks Poppy if he went too far when it comes to punishment for if "hypothetically " someone would drink and drive. This is Today's PreyBy Today's Prey

We finally hear the nitty gritty details of Poppy's Arizonian Proposal. Wow you can really feel the love in the air on this podcast. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

Poppy gives us an inside look at his plans to surprise-propose to his girlfriend who is currently on a mother daughter vacation. We also discuss what liquids we wish we could shoot from our finger tips. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

This weeks episode blasts off with talks of hunters and gatherers, with a follow up regarding fecal implants. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

Today's episode contains discussion of nicknames, the act of researching in order to achieve your goals, and Jake shares a story involving PROOF of God. This is Today's PreyBy Today's Prey

Today's episode involves scientific descriptions of dogs and lessons in aging. This is Today's PreyBy Today's Prey

This episode involves a vulgar start, followed by a deep discussion of the history of Cracker Barrel. This is Today's PreyBy Today's Prey

Find out about the time Jake told someone he loved them, but didn't mean it. Also Poppy fills us in about the community showers in college. This is Today's PreyBy Today's Prey

Poppy explores Jake's conflict with reptile dysfunction with deep psycho analysis, and actually cures him. Jake returns the favor by doing zero work. How does he do this you ask? Find out right now. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

The boys get a late start this week and blast the podcast off with some weekend announcements followed by the discussion of food delivery services and Jake's addiction to them. Also Poppy's current status on life is to say NO to mushrooms. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

After a wonderful phone chat with The Pride of Preston County, Ethan "Beef" Hayes, we ask the serious question: Are surgeons the bad boys of the hospital world? Then things get heated when Jake tells a story about someone at the tattoo shop who claimed not to know what Nickelback is. This is Today's Prey...…

Today's Episode includes Poppy unboxing his birthday present from House Plant, followed by discussions of the plans for his birthday weekend in Pittsburgh. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

Jake realizes as he gets older, his stomach isn't indestructible like it used to be. Poppy uses his wisdom to explain to Jake how to operate as he he gets older. Following this, the two guys discuss the absolute racism that goes on in gas stations. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

Are you worried about the virtual reality world? In this episode, Jake and Poppy discuss the new virtual reality head set from Apple. They also talk about Bubbles, NOS, and what men really want. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

Today's episode is mainly about two of the most important things in the USA. Wolves and Cheese. Also enjoy Poppy explaining his process of ordering healthy food to Jake. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

This weeks episode contains early childhood tales of playing the hit video game Duke Nukem, followed by a discussion of the Comedy category on porn sites. The episode ends with a review of Jake's time in London. This is Today's PreyBy Today's Prey

As the two best friends are separated by a giant ocean, they discuss what life is like for one another. One in the US, and One in England. The guys discuss Saltburn, A Crowded Room, and practice their British accents. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

In today's episode, Poppy is firing on all cylinders with brain power as we discuss a future secret underground Hollywood Island. After that, Poppy explains a new business idea called Church Plus +. Lastly, the dudes discuss Jake's trip to London. This is Today's Prey...By Today's Prey

After a brief discussion of what could happen if Jake gets human trafficked in London, the dudes discuss owning a gun and what to do with said gun. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

This episode discusses what Poppy's girlfriend could ACTUALLY be doing at work. It also includes topics of step sister fantasies, Cloacas, and GTA 6. This is Today's Prey...By Today's Prey

Happy New Years! This weeks episode involves placenta, Nickelback/Nicholas Cage mash-ups, and a deep discussion of "shocking the world" on snap chat. This is Today's PreyBy Today's Prey

Another Christmas in the books for the Today's Prey Boys! This week there are two holiday freestyles and a pile of tissues from Poppy. This is Today's Prey...By Today's Prey

There is an awesome announcement in today's episode! We are very proud of our boy! This episode also explores lying about stories you've told over a hundred times, and discussions of future mural paintings. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

This weeks episode contains a sweet rap, a discussion if the boys are ready for mushrooms, and Covid brain fog. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

After briefly discussing if running is tough or not, the dudes talk about Poppy's experience in getting tattooed the weekend before. Then the talk of onions and salads arise and the guys spill their guts on how they would spin the situation into a joke THAT KILLS. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

In today's episode we drink a newfound incredible beer, while discussing our friend's genitalia. Late in the episode we run through a horror movie scenario testing ones friendship, anxiety, and self love skills. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

This week, the dudes discuss how the English language could really get you into a pickle, and we aren't talking dill. This is Today's Prey...By Today's Prey

After a quick zip on zombies, the dudes talk about growing as adults. This growth resulting in planning post brunch activities. Also... We at Today's Prey know that giving the proper approval to a man's sexual tale is important, and today, you'll learn the proper way to approve it. This is Today's Prey.…

After a brief discussion of an activity known as "racking" the dudes make a call to a rabbit expert. Following this important conversation, a new martial art is born that will evolve into the most dangerous and effective self defense practice to ever develop. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

After discussing Poppy's sexual skill, Jake unfolds the story of Palmetto Bugs in Florida. Followed by Why Poppy is having stressful dreams. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

This week we discuss who trans vag*nal mesh, Texas toast, and why people just do not want to read. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

After falling head over heels in love with a cover song of Nirvana, the dudes discuss reproduction, this past weekends wedding, and the true meaning of "Meteora" This is Today's PreyBy Today's Prey

After an overview of the following weekends bachelor party shenanigans, the dudes discuss Jake's first time being choked unconscious. This is Today's PreyBy Today's Prey

In today's episode, after briefly discussing hot dogs and culture, Jake and Poppy discuss a new discovery known as Masculinity Coaching. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

In today's episode we discuss the "conspiracy theory" that Dragons are indeed dinosaurs. Along with the conflicting trustworthiness of Discovery Channel and deep conversations about intrusive thoughts. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

In today's episode we discuss creepy teachers and mint stealing children, followed by talk about that BIZ. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

Today's Episode features the hit song "Jiggumbob" by non other than Poppy and Jake. The dudes also become some white dudes spitting on a podcast about life lessons involving world famous rapper Premo Rice and how to operate when you're really tired. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

This rap-filled episode is highly influenced by a hatred a vaping followed by some uncanny stories involving some consensual machinery. This is Today's PreyBy Today's Prey

In today's episode, the dudes discuss simulation theory and their ideas around it. This pairs well with the debate about how much a certain amputee weighs, and the proper way to take a "SH*T" pic. This is Today's PreyBy Today's Prey

Watch your back. As there is a fake shake snake trolling the internet scamming people claiming to be Jake. Don't be too scared though as we also discuss Italian foods and sexuality through the old snap chat days. This is Today's Prey.By Today's Prey

What kind of people leave 4 star Google Reviews? What else can be reviewed with a star rating system? Jake and Poppy take it off this week, only to be judged by one another. This is Today's PreyBy Today's Prey

Balls are dropping and we aren't talking about NYE. In this episode we discuss things that are nuts. This includes but is not limited to; stolen phones, our friends plums, the use of the "R" word, and crying kids. This is Today's PreyBy Today's Prey

Are you an NPC? Do you practice punching your nephew? If so, This is the perfect episode for you. "Cold Plunging For NPC's" describes the scientific reasons why cold plunging works, and also has a hidden musical gem all about Gender Roles and Swamp Creatures. This Is Today's Prey #volkswagonsarentracist…

In todays episode we discuss the difference between a Hillbilly, a Redneck, and a Country Boy. This is followed by an epic tale involving Tom Cruise and a bucket of salamanders. Last but definitely not least we tell the difference in Muck B*ng and M*nging. This is Today's PreyBy Today's Prey

Today's Episode shows you how NOT to get your haircut. amongst other silly stories told by two extremely cool bros. This is Today's Prey...By Today's Prey