Best The Guillotine Podcasts (2024)

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Breaking the $300 barrier 52:23

5d ago52:23

52:23

Savvy listeners will hear some new ceilings in the bidding recommendations from Brian and Charch as they break the $300 barrier for the first time all year.

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The Information Void 57:10

6h ago57:10

57:10

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the sexual awakenings, David Lynch films and the music industry……

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I Want New Nabers! 52:47

12d ago52:47

52:47

Nobody started Malik Nabers last week, but his absence led him to be one of the ten most chopped players. Should you open the purse strings for one of the most promising rookie receivers in memory?

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A Holy Day of Obligation 55:55

2d ago55:55

55:55

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the Arab Spring, Ireland and travelling on the train...…

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Sermon From the Hill 59:23

18d ago59:23

59:23

Shockingly, Tyreek Hill isn't among the top 10 most-chopped players this week, but you'll hear about another polarizing Dolphin who you may want to bid upon. Plus, find out if Trey Sermon a viable addition for a couple weeks.

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The Episode Where Susie Returns 52:10

10d ago52:10

52:10

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Loch Ness, Tony Blair and Celtic...By Global

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Jauanna Dance? 54:00

15d ago54:00

54:00

Jauan Jennings exploded into box scores last week and could be available in your guillotine league. Should you open up the wallet for the talented Niners receiver? Plus, Charch and Brian walk you through the 10 most-chopped players. Did you know you can get Charch's exclusive guillotine-specific player rankings at FantasyLife.com? Those, along with…

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Best of Episodes 25 - 32 54:06

17d ago54:06

54:06

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, you'll hear some of the best bits from earlier episodes of the podcast by award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe Christopher Macarthur-Boyd and special guest, Josie Long...…

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Surviving the Bloodbath 47:10

24d ago47:10

47:10

Week 2 brought a dozen brutal injuries that affected the outcome of many guillotine leagues. If you've been affected, what can you do to keep yourself alive in Week 3? Plus, should you outright drop CMC, Tua, and Puka Nacua?

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Infinite Trauma 42:37

1M ago42:37

42:37

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about incest, The Fringe and Scotland's Highland Games...…

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The First Waiver Wire of the Year! 58:59

1M ago58:59

58:59

Some years, the Week 1 waiver wire is pretty dull, filled with boring underachievers. Not this season! Charch and Brian give you advice about how much to bid on the most important free agents in your guillotine league, including Christian McCaffrey. Join a guillotine league today: GuillotineLeagues.com Get tons of guillotine content and analysis at…

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Sheriff Sammo Hung 47:54

1M ago47:54

47:54

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about bring your partner to work events, Frasier and being an evil genius...…

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Final Four 28:13

2M ago28:13

28:13

We talk a lot about the players we love at the beginning of our drafts. But Charch and Brian are here to highlight the players you can target in the final four rounds of drafts, when all the obvious players are gone.

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The Episode With Josie Long 57:49

1M ago57:49

57:49

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle & Christopher Macarthur-Boyd are joined by special guest, Josie Long to chat about the British Government, lawn bowls and OnlyFans while Susie McCabe takes …

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The Psychology of Art 47:34

2M ago47:34

47:34

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about helping your friends, Trump and selling out...By Global

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The ideal draft and the riskiest possible guillotine draft 29:31

2M ago29:31

29:31

Drafting from the middle of all 14 rounds, Charch talks through two very different drafts: 1) an ideal guillotine draft, emphasizing proven safety, and 2) the riskiest-possible guillotine draft. You'll learn the player traits that will help you draft a squad that'll keep your head intact.

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Deep Draft Day Strategies 18:57

2M ago18:57

18:57

The best way to get chopped in September is to draft the same roster you would in a standard league. There are myriad nuances to the guillotine format that demand shifts in strategy. Charch and Brian highlight the key differences you'll need to adopt to keep your head.

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The Vikings Were Just a Story 52:21

2M ago52:21

52:21

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the Kris Kristofferson, the Olympics and visiting the library...…

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It's Choppin' Time! 19:49

2M ago19:49

19:49

Guillotine season is back! Charch and Brian explain all the basics for guillotine league play and dispense some of the top-line strategies you'll need for draft day

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Best of Episodes 15 - 24 37:36

2M ago37:36

37:36

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, you'll hear some of the best bits from earlier episodes of the podcast by award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd...…

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Cleft Cookie 1:08:06

2M ago1:08:06

1:08:06

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the SNP, Kurt Cobain and people on the motorway...By Global

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The Nazi Response to Vera Lynn 56:17

2M ago56:17

56:17

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Yodelling, the Taliban and the English national football team...…

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Against Acting 1:05:32

3M ago1:05:32

1:05:32

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the world of acting, David Beckham and dinosaurs...…

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Japanese Toilet Techniques 1:03:30

3M ago1:03:30

1:03:30

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Japan, cruises and the new Labour Government...By Global

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The Japanese Method 1:01:52

3M ago1:01:52

1:01:52

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Hadrian's Wall, Fascism and The Beatles...By Global

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He Sells Seashells to Invent War 59:10

4M ago59:10

59:10

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about TIme Travel, The Leaders' Debates and how to cook a Potato Scone...…

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Outlive Your Enemies 59:34

4M ago59:34

59:34

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about British politics, fairgrounds and Reality TV...By Global

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The Way of the Fist 1:11:24

4M ago1:11:24

1:11:24

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the upcoming election, people named Toby and rural Chinese restaurants...…

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There's So Much of Europe I Haven't Seen... 1:00:30

4M ago1:00:30

1:00:30

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Scottish films, Sportswashing and Prague's bone cathedral...…

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Catspaw McGraw 1:02:07

5M ago1:02:07

1:02:07

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Baby Boomers, Vampires in Glasgow and ISIS...By Global

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H.M.S Cuckold 1:01:51

5M ago1:01:51

1:01:51

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about rich sports, German cuisine and Frankie's enthusiasm for towns around the UK following the end of hi…

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Gently Off To Sleep 1:10:50

5M ago1:10:50

1:10:50

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Glamis Castle near Dundee in Scotland, Cyclists and Mary Poppins...…

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Best of Ep.1 to Ep.13 1:01:32

5M ago1:01:32

1:01:32

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, you'll hear some of the best bits from earlier episodes of the podcast by award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd...…

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Would Someone Think of Baphomet! 45:10

6M ago45:10

45:10

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Paddington Bear, conspiracy theories and which animal you'd prefer to be eaten by...…

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Muppet Chainsaw Massacre 46:32

6M ago46:32

46:32

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about immigration, football and who Christopher would play in A Christmas Carol...…

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Vampire Bashers 46:36

6M ago46:36

46:36

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Edinburgh's Fringe Festival, taxi drivers and what happens to Christopher's bodily functions when he…

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Our Lady of Perpetual Pain 1:07:13

6M ago1:07:13

1:07:13

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the nukes 'Doon the Watter' from Glasgow, toilet brushes and Morrissey...…

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Limeade and a Massage Gun 1:05:50

7M ago1:05:50

1:05:50

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Barbra Streisand, Irn Bru and the lack of motivation for a revolution in the UK...…

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The French Method 1:06:20

7M ago1:06:20

1:06:20

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Germany's influence on America, taxi wrestling and a possible Time Team collab...…

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Stuck Step Mum 58:44

7M ago58:44

58:44

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Winnie the Pooh, family holidays and the dangers of wild swimming...…

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Syphilitic Goat Attack 1:08:53

7M ago1:08:53

1:08:53

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss the differences between sheep and goats, their ideal funeral scenario and the fragility of Christopher.…

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Badger Dog 1:07:49

7M ago1:07:49

1:07:49

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss terrible people on public transport, a mysterious animal Frankie once saw and a film that one acting le…

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Space 'Ra 58:39

8M ago58:39

58:39

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss why the Hobbits were really in the Fellowship, rich people's bowling alleys and which football team Chr…

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An Extraordinary Invitation 47:58

8M ago47:58

47:58

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd uncover what Peter Pan was really up to, how Jessie J raised eyebrows at the MOBOs and they take a deep dive in…

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Grotesque, Unbelievable, Bizarre, Unprecedented 51:48

8M ago51:48

51:48

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In the second episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discover the real reason that Christopher keeps his passport on him at all times, discuss what Voldemort …

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Norman Tebbit is Not a Cannibal 40:33

8M ago40:33

40:33

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In the very first episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd get used to being in the studio with no theme, no topics and no plan. Out of all that comes some uniq…

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Here Comes The Guillotine - Trailer 0:47

9M ago0:47

0:47

Here Comes the Guillotine with Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd, coming Monday 12th February.By Global

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All In! 48:35

11M ago48:35

48:35

Special guest Scott Fish joins Brian and Charch for the final Chop podcast of the 2023 season. In the final week of unrestricted bidding on chopped players, we identify the players who are worth an "all in" waiver bid.

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It's Handcuff Season 37:11

11M ago37:11

37:11

Depending on your home life, it might always (or never) be handcuffing season. But in the world of guillotine leagues, it's become time to roster the backups to your star runners.

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Your Team: The Anti-Yam 38:40

11M ago38:40

38:40

Yams are disgusting and totally inappropriate to serve to family and friends at any time, particularly on a national holiday. Meanwhile, your guillotine team has survived 11 chops! You've got the anti-yam fantasy team! Congrats! Almost all of the top-10 most-chopped players have major concerns that you'll want to hear before bidding.…

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