After Kevin reveals his hypothetical dream crime, Ally reveals that she has no idea what an armored car is. Which is shocking because she has probably fulfilled Kevin’s dream crime many times over while playing videogames. Afterwards, we try to figure out the rational in mismatched couples. Is it really the woman that ends up being the most attract…

Now that NSSN has come and past, we can concentrate on more important things this holiday. Like which Christmas gifts are the absolute worst to get, which was decided by another KKL draft. We listen to pure greed as our listeners tell us why they deserve a poster signed by all of the Not So Silent 2017 bands. Plus, Kevin’s worst Uber ride ever, and…

NSSN weekend is finally here! Two days of live music is plenty of opportunity to make all the wrong moves. That’s why we’re giving you seven things NOT to do while at a concert. Don’t be THAT guy/gal/other. Afterwards, we chat with the usually-angry Lewis Black about his upcoming dates in our area. You should go check him out so you can congratulat…

Kevin and Ally talk with Bob Saget about how he can possibly perform his stand up and see The Killers at Live 105's Not So Silent Night 2017, a 7 @ 7

Santa Claus actors have been hard at work this holiday season, but not all Santas are equal. To help you figure out which one is which, we have seven types of Kris Kringles you might run into at the mall. Afterwards, we chat with Jim McAlpine, aka James Bong, as he talks about his recent battle with diverticulitis. Jim prefers the green to morphine…

Yesterday we taught you seven things not to do at a work-related holiday parties. And today we tell you about the increasing trend of having no party at all. Sure, it could be to save money or to spend it on a charitable cause, but is it insulting to know that it’s because we can’t be trusted to be on good behavior? It seems like o party is better …

Because we’re an audio medium, clarity of words is very important. That’s why there is such a strong reaction when we find out that Patrick’s traffic report on a 45-car accident was really a four-to-five car incident. Huge difference! Afterwards we recap current events in our Week In Shame, including the shame we all feel when refusing to donate to…

We’re lucky to know that we have the most honest listeners around. We can always count on all of you to tell us how horrible we look, so thank you for the responses to our awareness video about sexual harassment. Check it out on our Facebook and Twitter if you haven’t seen it! All throughout today’s show, callers make guesses for Where In The World…

Boobs are great. Moobs are less desirable. That’s why we’re giving you the top seven things men need to avoid for moob prevention. Afterwards, Mike Ness answers rumors about new Social D music and reveals his guilty pleasure female pop artists. Later, Patrick takes the Salvation Army kettle to the streets for a round of Bait Bucket. Will someone sn…

Kevin finds it surprising that Sharper Image is still a store, while Ally uncovers a link between Good Vibrations and Brookstone. This is the kickoff to your holiday shopping! Later, we listen to bad proposal stories from our listeners. If we hear one bad enough, someone might get a chance for a proposal re-do on stage at Oracle Arena at Not So Sil…

It’s Cyber Monday but we don’t have any new deals or specials for you. Just the regular ol’ half-off podcast from the live show! Today Kevin talks about the difficulty of long flights with his young daughter over Thanksgiving, and how he had to keep her quiet. Afterwards, we play the Trump Hole Game as callers figure out what can top the amount of …

Today’s menu includes: Ally’s awkward story involving her sister, her fiancé, and a brand new sex toy Patrick’s attempt to interview UFC fighter Connor McGregor before his fight with Floyd Mayweather Jr. Jared Leto discusses his affinity for investing in Silicon Valley tech. A game of Whole Foods Price Is Right with a caller The Ex-Con Ramen Cook-O…

The menu today includes: Homeless Jeopardy! For Olive Garden’s Never Ending Pasta Pass Sobers face off against Drunks in Subculture Wars F’ing w/ Cavs fans to support our Golden State Warriors Chatting with comedian Jim Gaffigan and U2’s The Edge

Today’s menu includes: Ally’s dare against Kevin in a round of Darebnb Admitting our fattest moments Live-reading Useless Weirdo’s movie script Why you shouldn’t request songs from KKL Callers sharing their stories for Am I A Stereotype?

We want you to be prepared to get through Thanksgiving as painlessly as possible. So today we share the 7 things to avoid discussing while at the dinner table. Afterwards, we catch up with Jim Norton as he prepares to tell jokes at Herbst Theatre in SF the day after Thanksgiving! Hear what he has to say about recent Hollywood perverts as well as hi…

Kevin didn’t get much sleep last night because of a phone notification alerting him of San Jose’s chance of rain at almost 3am. Kevin postulates that people would rather receive phone warnings of local pig problems. Wild pigs are both a nuisance and safety concern, and Kevin makes a compelling point. Later, Patrick describes his family’s very stran…

Because of many recent allegations towards Hollywood perverts, Kevin and Ally discuss the different levels or degrees of perversion. Because we all know that all perverts are not equal. Somehow this leads to talk about perverts among the animal kingdom and Useless Weirdo explaining how fish are inseminated underwater. Later, Kevin wonders if it’s w…

People all over The Bay Area have really come together to provide relief to those affected by recent wildfires. Ally has even offered her used panties for sale on the Internet! However, it’s going so badly to the point where a caller suggests she start her own line of mullet wigs instead. Later, while listeners nominate their worst family members t…

Kevin’s start the show feeling very proud of Ally for finishing her 10K run over the past weekend. After learning that it was actually a mermaid run and not a marathon, Kevin takes back every little ounce of pride. Afterwards, Kevin responds to the misdirected hate from 49ers fans that didn’t understand the 0-16 tattoos from last week. Later, we le…

Kevin has noticed a pattern in sports fans getting preemptive celebratory tattoos for their favorite teams. Today we attempt to break that cycle with in-studio 0-16 49er ink for two LUCKY listeners. If the 9ers win this weekend, we all know who to thank. Afterwards, JB Smoove joins us in studio to talk about The Book of Leon: Philosophy of a Fool. …

Kevin had an interesting interaction with a dishonest Uber driver. However, the driver lied for a reason that Kevin can get behind, so he is feeling a bit conflicted. Afterwards, the KKL crew takes a quiz to figure out which one would make the best parent. Kevin is the only one that actually has a child, but is he the most fitting to be a father? L…

If you have your own drone, a recent news report has taught us that you can use it to deliver contraband to prisoners! For some reason the journalist tells us that because of the law (or lack thereof) it’s okay to fly over prisons! Who knew? Later, we examine a list of the top 7 movie villains during the daily 7 at 7. But the listener nominations t…

If you’re from the Bay Area, chances are that you identify as a foodie. Even if you don’t, the 7 at 7 of the day will tell you when it’s acceptable to send food back to the kitchen. Afterwards, we find out that an overdose of holiday music this season might give us additional stress this year. Later, we talk about a growing trend in child rearing a…

Patrick went on another date this weekend! And this time it was with two women! Did he provide the services he claimed he could offer at the Meet Market auction? Later, we bring back our cutest and/or most annoying game ever, How Many Cats? But before that, Kevin and Ally have a heated debate on the difference in degree of sadness when cats and dog…

Sex is great, but who would turn down the chance to make it better? Today we provide you with 7 ways to improve your lovemaking! Afterwards, things get a little strange. Because everyone is binge watching the new Stranger Things season, we’re giving listeners the chance to tell us why they are stranger than Stranger Things! But can any of them top …

Ally’s mush has been proven to be real once again! Thanks to Ally’s support of the Los Angeles Dodgers, we can say congratulations to the Houston Astros for becoming the World Series 2017 Champions! Sorry Dead Eyes. Later, we chat with Steve Rannazzisi about HVP, earning mailbox money from Hollywood, and parallels between Curb Your Enthusiasm and h…

Ever since Useless Weirdo was auctioned off in the Meet Market at The SF Citadel, he has become quite the ladies man. He was bought by two women and is waiting to go on a date with them soon, but he’s already busy dating another woman in the mean time! Did he bring her out for Cajun food? Did he find out what albums she would want to hear while str…

People usually dislike adults that try to get in on all the free candy on Halloween. But here on KKL, we’re inviting trick-or-treaters to call our phone lines all show long! No costume necessary, and we wish Ally would have known that! We’re not exactly sure what she dressed up as, so after posting the picture online, we take guesses from listeners…

A tale about two women and their dogs being lost-at-sea has been big news recently. But based on the behavior of the survivors, Kevin thinks it’s just that, a tale fabricated for future book sales! Later, Green Dean has supplied us with audio of his attempts to chat with stoners at Hempcon’s Halloweed 2017. His attempts to document the various cost…

Halloween is not only for scary things. There is also room for gross! Today’s 7 at 7 list is full of gross habits that are bad for your health! If any of them apply to you, stop immediately! Afterwards, Patrick translates constellations in the new segment called Boroscopes! Your results may not match with his predictions. And, the moment has finall…

Even though it’s Double Trouble Thursday, we’re starting this podcast with the 7 at 7 because of early morning technical difficulties. But the list should put you in a good mood as Kevin reads us the top things women want men to say while in bed. Afterwards, Kevin and Ally critically analyze the recently released box art for Corn Pops. Somehow peop…

It’s always a pleasure to read reports of good deeds in the news. When the event is described as a miracle performed by a longhaired bearded man it’s hard to tell if they’re describing Jesus or Dave Grohl. Is there much of a difference anyway? We’ll find out in our new game Dave Grohl or Jesus. But before that, Useless Weirdo will help individuals …

We’re quickly approaching the spookiest of the holidays, so we’re going to help you set the mood. Today’s 7 at 7 is a list of the scariest movies, according to clinical science. Or something seemingly official like that. Afterwards, Beck joins us to tell us about how songwriting works for him, connecting with the newer up and coming musical acts, a…

This past weekend, Useless Weirdo and Twinkie were invited to SF Citadel to be auctioned off at their Meet Market event. The Citadel’s event fairy and manager Ms. Gem calls in to help us break it down. Later, we announce our slutty pet costume contest. If you can get creative with your animals and send us pictures, you’re welcome to enter! Before t…

Gordon Ramsay has a fiery personality, but people put up with it because of his recipes and kitchen skills. However, his latest offering is genuine cocaine cooked up in the jungles of South America. Afterwards, a mother of five children faces off against a guy who hates kids in the newest edition of Subculture Wars! And later, we recap the weeks’ m…

After Kevin offers today’s first callers the chance to pick conversation topics, we end up with a complaint about an agitated Twinkie and a criticism of his customer service skills. It turns out Twinkie is having his own issues with the company fat cats, and is quickly running out of pens! Later, females that drive, lazy stoners, and other listener…

There are several different steps to go through to order Not So Silent Night 2017 tickets, but a caller quickly finds out that we’re not very helpful with any of them. A quick chat with Jim McAlpine aka James Bong leaves us with high hopes of getting Men’s Wearhouse founder George Zimmer to be on our show! Afterwards, we surprise Luke Perry by awar…

Somehow, Patrick’s attempt to do a public service has gotten us in trouble. Some complainers didn’t take too kindly to Kevin and Ally poking fun at Useless Weirdo, who ate all of the free food before the military personnel got the chance. Luckily, as the most interactive show on the radio, our listeners are able to call in just to remind us that we…

The day is finally here to reveal the Not So Silent Night 2017 lineup! We’re so lucky to be assisted by two of tech’s biggest voices, Alexa and Siri! Hopefully we can get through the whole list before those two start bickering! Afterwards we chat with SNL alumni Bobby Moynihan to discuss fatherhood and his upcoming CBS show Me, Myself & I. Plus, ho…

First off, we’d like to say a big ‘F YOU’ to looters that are raiding the abandoned homes during the North Bay wildfires. Secondly, our 7 at 7 list reveals the top hiding places people hide cash within their homes. Afterwards, we find out that our invite to The Meat Market might be revoked if we keep saying that it’s happening in a sex dungeon. It’…

Today we get invited to a local sex dungeon for an event called The Meat Market. To keep it legal, fake money is used to purchase or bid the meat available, and Useless Weirdo and Twinkie are on the menu! Afterwards, we cover all the ways you’re still able to flirt in the workplace without getting turned in to human resources. And later, we surpris…

Demetri Martin writes some funny jokes, as long as he can avoid typing and just stick to paper. If you’re familiar with his work, then you know he also has a lot of great ideas. Kevin and Ally take advantage of this opportunity to share from the KKL list of good ideas. Will they be approved by Demetri or is he adding our list to his own list of bad…

If you were a fan of the Uncle Jerry song but want to hear something else, this is your lucky day! For those of you without your own children to share this with, just turn it up and rock out to this creepy song! Afterwards, “Janet” calls in trying to get a job with Live 105. She has responded to the multiple online job listings, but has decided to …

The North Bay is burning up with wildfires but we can smell it throughout the studio in San Francisco! We’re thankful that some of our most dedicated listeners are able to safely call in and give us exclusive reports while they watch it burning in the distance. Afterwards, Twinkie helps us get ready for Halloween, by talking about candy with women …

Apparently society can’t get together to decide on one form of currency. Mix that with automated cashiers handling your cash and you get interesting results. When the machine returns too much change after a purchase, does their fault rightfully become your extra bit of spending money? Afterwards, we cover the top regrets people have later in life d…

We now that some of you listen to this podcast without ever dialing your FM tuners to our live radio show. Because of this, you miss out on things like our technical issues this morning, causing us to have a little bit of a late start. Ally is excited because today is her Friday, as she takes off for her mom’s wedding. It will be her third marriage…

We don’t get the chance to hang out with our listeners often, but when we do it’s a great reminder how awesome KKL fans are. We kick off today’s show recapping the highlights from our birthday party celebration yesterday at Bottom of the Hill. After that, we catch up with our resident weed connoisseur Jim McAlpine! He warns us of the dangers of get…

Bad news comes in waves and after the Mandalay Bay incident, we’re hit with the passing of Tom Petty. If you were fortunate to have seen him perform at least once, consider yourself lucky. Kevin and Ally also discuss how hard it is to feel comfortable or safe anywhere now that tragedies are becoming so common. To lighten the mood Kevin attempts to …

Live 105’s very own Danica just married this past weekend! The “Yes!” girl finally said “I do!” and today we recap the highlights. Afterwards, it’s the day you’ve all been waiting for. Real former inmates will be judging the ramen dishes that each of the KKL crew prepared with only prison-commissary ingredients. With the $10 limit, which dish will …

Studies have found that people with short and wide heads have the strongest sex drives. Is that because their looks cause them to have to try harder to get laid? Science can be so complex. Before that, we discuss the top 7 worst people you could ever invite to a party. Be a good host and avoid these people. If you’re one of the 7 then maybe we’ll l…