"Here, Make This..." the podcast jam-packed full of explosive ideas by two guys too lazy to bring them to reality. Ideas for products, services, movies and TV shows. From the downright absurd to the mildly plausible. Tune in each episode as our hosts Andrew Jackman and Matt Larkin discuss and critique ideas, present some sketches and bring their fake products to life.
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Episode 195: Whacking the Donkey, Clones and Lost Clothing
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Tanya K is back and things get rather loose. We cover off adult party games, getting out of work and finding lost clothing.
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Larko has the answer to shocking dumb animals. Jackas returns to the cosmetics counter at Myer and tries to convince them to buy his new range of fragrances.
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It's another toasty episode as we work our way through winter. Grab a cuppa, a blanky, and snuggle on the couch with your pet.
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Episode 192: Big Tits and testing a theory on Podcast Titles
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That's right. An episode dedicated to breasts. If you think the subject matter is interesting, wait til you see the socials!!By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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There's a new club in town, just for those who don't like clubs. Larko presents a #justfixthat and a rant follows.
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Episode 190: Green Beer and City Transport
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It's St Patrick's Day - at least it was in March, so just in time for next year, Larko presents a musical option for the non-Irish. Jackas talks us through a great option for getting around the city whilst seeking thrills.
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Episode 189: Arguments, Thrill Rides and Bullying
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Solving arguments, thrill rides and bullying. Tanya joins us again and we get into relationships and transport.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Larko leverages a previous idea, rebrands it, repackages it and presents it. It's not bad. Jackas craps on about knives for 10 minutes.
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Episode 187: Pending Title: Food in the Toilet* (*not literally IN the toilet. We're not pigs)
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Food in the toilet. And bouncing!
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Don't let the episode title throw you. It's an M-rated episode where we cover chocolate, milk and mobile broadcasting
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Episode 185: Sarcasm, Dairy Products and Exercise Power
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The big man is back. Chezlar joins us for another smashing episode, covering sarcasm, milk and kinetic energy.
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It's another all-food episode. Kinks and big arse burgers. Not in that order.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Episode 183: Painting, Gigs and Condiments (Again)
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It's a fully explosize episode! (Spoiler alert) Chezlar drops by the studio for a couple of Black Russians and hilarity ensuesBy Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Episode 182: Peeing for Mileage and Vending Medicinals
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Larko is changing THE WORLD with his idea for a new fuel source. Jackas has another rant about fucking PharmacistsBy Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Episode 181: Cheap Flying, Easy Parking and Fucking Eggs
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There's a special feeling in the air as we welcome back Chezlar to the podcast. We talk parking, eggs and flying. Something for everyone this week.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Larko has a great idea, about 4 years too late. Jackas has a great ideaBy Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Episode 179: Sweet Treats, Homeless Employment, Drexting
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Chezlaaaaaaaaaaaaaar is back and he's brought his Nutbush with him. Larko presents an idea with the longest name in the history of the podcast.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Episode 178: Pet Poop, Poor Drivers, Quick Change
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Pets taking a shit. New clothing experiences and Jackas has another rant at crap drivers.
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Episode 177: Listening to Animals and Disco Cocktails
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Listening to animals and having a bit of fun at their owner's expense. Enjoy your next cocktail party by combining your two loves. We've got you completely covered this week.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Episode 176: Smoking, Slurping and Musical Fish
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Smoking, Slurping and Musical Fish. Nuff said!
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Episode 175: Stealing Goods and Eating Snacks
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Sitting on the couch and got a hankering for your favourite snack? We present an idea for sorting it out. Larko thinks it's ok to steal shit if you're old.
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She's back again. The Tank joins us for another exciting episode of your favourite podcast. We mention pizza, pooping and bags.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Episode 173: Walking for POWER and Selfies
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Take your exercise to a whole new power level! Larko resorts to AI, as we do.
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Episode 172: Parties, Dancing and Supermarket Annoyances
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The Tank is back! We cover partiy conversations, dancefloor proxys, and supermarkets!
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Episode 171: Smart Appliances and Filling Seats
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We're feeling rather smart this week. Larko presents yet another app. Jackas reckons a smart appliance could help out in the kitchen.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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We're bulging out of our pants at this episode of your favourite podcast. Just in time for summer is "The Ice-cream Episode". It's tasty, sweet and cool. Enjoy!
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Sore feet? Tune in. Lazy brushing your teeth? Tune in!
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Episode 168: Printing Desserts and Saving Seats
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We venture into the realms Artificial Intelligence (as opposed to the Reality Idiots that host this podcast). Larko has something for the late-comers.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Back by popular demand Think Tank (Tanya) is back in the studio. God knows, we need some help to carry this thing. Does anyone even read these descriptions anymore?
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Ever need to get in the right mood? Allow us to assist you with one of Jackas' wonderful inventions. Larko has an idea to recreate your favourite alien encounterBy Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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It's another popin' fresh episode of your favourite podcast. One for the singles and those that love their snacks.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Episode 164: Mobile networking and Slapping
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We're back with a very special guest! Someone who's heard a grand total of one episode and has been trust into the limelight with literal hours notice. Enjoy!
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It's all about the food this week. Meals and snacks to be precise. Either we bring you to the food or we bring the food to you.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Episode 162: Debating for Chumps and Planning Screen Time
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Ever had an argument and need some help, whilst also staying fashion conscious? Us too. Larko has a TV idea.
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Episode 161: Helping People Forget and Leveling Up
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We need to level up as a country. Get rid of the under-performers and non-contributors and replace them with better citizens. Jackas has the solution. Larko wants to help people forget.
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Episode 160: Gross Liquor and Cracking Ideas
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Sometimes people miss out at Christmas time and Jackas is on a mission to ensure they're included. Larko is kinda gross.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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We take on Big Transport with a little idea for low cost and low expectation deliveries. Jackas delivers a delicious Christmas idea.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Episode 158: Flaming Gardens and Helping the Homeless
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Top drawing work this week. In fact, probably the best we've ever done.
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It's the Outsourced Episode. We're lazy and present other people's ideas.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Episode 156: Deep Sea Descent and Toilet Fumes
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We descend into the depths of the sea and the depths of the toilet.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Episode 155: Mad Musicals and Internet Trolls
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A decent into madness and, from the ashes, arises a brand new musical. Larko tackles the internet trolls.
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A special gig episode this week. We reminisce over the Paul McCartney concert, talk about how to get yourself a beer, and how to catch up on the gig playlist.
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Grab your flannelette shirts, grow out your mullets and put on those desert boots. We hark back to the 90's and head out drinking and picking up.
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Episode 152: Staying Dry, Festival Frustrations and Stuff
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A very special guest joins us to present a magnificent idea for music goers. Jackas' idea literally came to him moments before the episode. Larko has an idea too apparently.
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Episode 151: Back to the Toilet and Pants
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Larko's ptiches a cracker. One for the men and it involves underpants. Jackas steals an idea from the intrawebs and surprises even himself.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Episode 150: The "Special 150th Episode" Episode
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We celebrate 150th episodes by bringing on some new sponsors!
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Episode 149: Drying Clothes and Meat Deliveries
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This week we're left flabbergasted when Larko presents an idea and we simply can't believe it doesn't exist. Jackas finds another way to deliver delicious food.
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Episode 148: Avoiding Smells and Muffling Plopage
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Larko adds another icon to his GPS map. Jackas takes us back to our favourite room in the house and attempts to solve yet another toilet problem.By Andrew Jackman and Matthew Larkin
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Episode 147: Alive Animal Control and Dead Animal Control
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Larko needs to control his animal. Jackas needs to control his sausage.
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If you struggle to understand foreign accents then Larko has something you might be interested in. Jackas has something for the not-so-green thumbs.
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