Best Benson and Benzine Podcasts (2024)

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Top 6 1/2 tips for how to have better sleeping habits for sleep 48:31

2d ago48:31

48:31

FINALLY some useful information! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Christmas Prostitutes 42:59

9d ago42:59

42:59

On a walk through the neighborhood, Greg tells a horrifying tale of youthful idiocy. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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You Might Be a Furry If 46:09

16d ago46:09

46:09

Unfortunately, Craig will not make it today. :( --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Fart Parts 46:24

23d ago46:24

46:24

Word of the day: "tahini" -- Will Craig say it? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Jennifer Aniston's Stabbin' Pencils 45:06

29d ago45:06

45:06

It's time for Lettuce 101. A new class in which you learn things! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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100th Episode Spectacular! 52:21

1M ago52:21

52:21

I can't believe we're still doing this. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Three Ways to Cure a Hangnail 47:06

3M ago47:06

47:06

and 1 way to cure your heart... (by listening to this episode and all our episodes) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Facts About Laundry That Might Surprise You! 48:14

3M ago48:14

48:14

either that or they won't. One of those two. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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How to Sell a Baby on eBay 45:18

3M ago45:18

45:18

Greg knows everything, doesn't he? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Craig Gets Hit By a Car 45:33

3M ago45:33

45:33

It really happened, in a way --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Here's the Thing 45:28

4M ago45:28

45:28

It's time for Two Guys Talking About Ladies! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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How to Make a Horse Eat Lasagna 44:26

4M ago44:26

44:26

But you can't lead it to water. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Always Apologize to Your Waitress 46:46

4M ago46:46

46:46

But really, Craig thinks it's more situational. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Mundane Plumbing Discussion 45:11

5M ago45:11

45:11

Greg seems to always have a lot of plumbing problems. Keep it moving, Greg! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Let's Smell the Microphone! 46:54

5M ago46:54

46:54

Today Greg talks about his ridiculous Amazon delivery mixup. Like VERRRRRY ridiculous. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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The $1000 Episode 47:34

5M ago47:34

47:34

Apologies for Craig being quiet. It's entirely Greg's fault. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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How To Get 5% Off 46:45

6M ago46:45

46:45

Greg finally figured out how you can reduce! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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How to Get Away with Murder 52:10

6M ago52:10

52:10

To be clear this is not about the TV show nor should this advice or any of our advice ever be followed. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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The Hoity-Toity Hoi Polloi Episode 48:06

6M ago48:06

48:06

Craig actually prepared this time! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Craig is Sleepy AND Craig is Sleepy 38:10

7M ago38:10

38:10

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Top Ten New Years Resolutions 48:07

7M ago48:07

48:07

It's that time of year, folks, that time when we try to do something and be somebody better than last year. Last year us sucked! This year we'll suck less! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Christopher Nolan's Tote Bag Extravaganza 46:52

8M ago46:52

46:52

Finally, we answer the question about Christopher Nolan's tote bag. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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The Very Silly Then Very Serious Episode 42:13

8M ago42:13

42:13

Watch out! It gets serious. (we also actually cut out a part due to seriousness) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Craig Has Too Many Rhyming Rules 45:28

8M ago45:28

45:28

Hey really doesn't. (this description written by Craig) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Craig's Funniest Episode 45:53

8M ago45:53

45:53

He was SO funny he barely remembers doing it! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Leaf Blower Trauma 47:11

9M ago47:11

47:11

In this incredibly helpful episode Craig discusses time saving tips. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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How to Placate a Violent Raccoon 47:36

9M ago47:36

47:36

Craig is going through a compost bin/raccoon fiasco. Greg provides helpful anecdotes about his raccoon cosplaying neighbor. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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The Beatles New Song & Rare Studio Chatter 48:16

9M ago48:16

48:16

All ya need is... Greg and Craig --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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No Surprises Whatsoever 48:55

9M ago48:55

48:55

Craig and Greg went through a few identity crises during this episode. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Do Not Smear Eye Cream on Your Saxophone 49:20

10M ago49:20

49:20

Just don't! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Craig Shaves His Beard 45:50

10M ago45:50

45:50

In which Craig lists his current video challenges he's doing and Greg shares his true feelings about Applebee's. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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The Darkest Podcast Episode in History 49:51

10M ago49:51

49:51

We turned the lights off for this one so Greg could reveal his true feelings, or something. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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It's Better to be Moist Than Dry 48:06

11M ago48:06

48:06

Greg talks through his problem with meeting conductors at birthday parties. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Please Do Not Bring Your Bowling Balls to Starbucks 48:07

11M ago48:07

48:07

In which has random thoughts and topics of conversation, believe it or not. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Craig Admits He's Racist 48:56

11M ago48:56

48:56

He means in the sense that we're ALL racist. Come on, guys! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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What Happened to Lady Gaga's Meat Dress? 50:00

11M ago50:00

50:00

We actually did research! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Labor Day Special 45:59

11M ago45:59

45:59

Happy Labor Day everybody. We sincerely hope the whole birthing process goes smoothly. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Craig & Greg Swap Places 50:22

12M ago50:22

50:22

Also, this episode is NOT suitable for children, as opposed to all our other episodes which are basically Sesame Street. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Adele's Famous Meat Muffins 51:44

1y ago51:44

51:44

In which Greg reveals his excellent Armenian accent. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Craig Shaves a Cat 49:30

1y ago49:30

49:30

Craig actually performs a song! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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There Are No TVs in Wisconsin 49:53

1y ago49:53

49:53

Greg and Craig are together IRL for the first time ever (since last time)! Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support…

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Real People Being Real 45:28

1y ago45:28

45:28

Greg and Craig are together IRL for the first time ever (since last time)! Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support…

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Two Guys Walking About Lettuce 45:15

1y ago45:15

45:15

Our very first (of hopefully thousands of) walk and talk(s)!!! Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support…

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Vermont is Full of Derelicts 52:06

1y ago52:06

52:06

Greg does impressions! Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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FAX to the MAX! 47:18

1y ago47:18

47:18

Greg describes why he doesn't want to live forever. Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Genuine Excitement 45:32

1y ago45:32

45:32

__________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Moist People 45:54

1y ago45:54

45:54

Join us as Greg shares his hydration wisdom! __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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Kirk Cameron is Possessed by Satan 45:32

1y ago45:32

45:32

Yikes, this week, through unhinged rambling, we stumble upon some important falsehoods. __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support…

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Special Guest GREG BENSON! 48:41

1y ago48:41

48:41

This is a very special episode with a special guest! We delve DEEP into what makes the great Greg Benson tick. And I got news for ya, it ain't a clock, ya know what I'm saying? I don't. __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support t…

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Special Guest CRAIG BENZINE! 47:40

1y ago47:40

47:40

This is a very special episode with a special guest! We delve DEEP into what makes the great Craig Benzine tick. And I got news for ya, it ain't a clock, ya know what I'm saying? I don't. __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this p…

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