This ain't your grandpa's Western... it's a PACIFICNORTHWEST-ERN. Join the dynamic duo of Nate and Robbie this week as they suss out the conflict between two brothers and their slowly worsening relationship......pilgrim...... All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Instagram: https://w…

A totally original IP here, folks. Straight from the horse's mouth... or should I say CROCODILE?? Nate delivers an idea straight from childhood, born of the comics he made up all by himself. So yes, we took that and made a totally bonkers comedy..adventure... WESTERN? Check it out. All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music …

Yes, it's another special time of year, which calls for another very special holiday episode of Cinemarchitects Presents. The premise is, of course, what if Peter Cottontail... but gritty? :O Revel in our creativity as we make the very natural transition from family 70's stop-motion to TERRIBLE, MODERN, FRAUGHT stop-motion. With grown-up themes! Al…

How deep into weird psychedilic sci-fi can we go? Come, and see the consequences of time travel, while ASLEEP! All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cinemarchs/ Gmail: cinemarchs@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Cinemarchs…

Numbers are fluid. Quantities fluctuate. And we got some crazy opinions on movies that you MIGHT not appreciate. Especially Austin, who has bad opinions on animation. Who's writing these descriptions anyways? WHO COULD TELL?? All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Instagram: https://w…

You know what? No. I'm not gonna explain this one. You saw the title. Probably downloaded it too. It's best to go in blind. You won't regret it. All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cinemarchs/ Gmail: cinemarchs@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter…

This is one of our best, and we'll be back with something brand new! Ladies and gentlemen, the episode you've AAAALLLL been waiting for. We buckle down and make a musical! D'ya like jazz? Lounge music? Obnoxious pop-punk impressions? Then this is totally the episode for you! All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at http…

There's a theme to this episode. But it's a secret: you'll never guess it. Suffice to say, this is another insane "narrative squares" episode, and the boys go nuts with their crazy interpretations of iconography once again. Hot, cold, tomatoes, BANANAS. All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nik…

Murder Mystery Episode: take 2. Much less of a mess this time, we promise. Characters! Instagram! Moms! Bad beaches! MAINE! Check out the boys' take on Steven King's writing but if he were much, much worse. All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ci…

He's a super spy. The villain is German and evil. And sometimes, they can BOTH be quite a mouthful. OUR BEST IDEA YET. All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cinemarchs/ Gmail: cinemarchs@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Cinemarchs…

A concept made manifest. A neat heist. 4-ish cool characters. ROLODEX. GREEN ROOM RECOMMENDATIONS. THE CHARACTER FROM THAT MOVIE IS PRETTY INTERESTING, HONEST, THAT'S IT. Javert. CRIME. All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cinemarchs/ Gmail: cine…

It's a portmanteau of Clairvoyant and Valentine. It's funny, right?! The boys finally make the big one. Their first foray. It's a rom-com! Just in time for February. All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cinemarchs/ Gmail: cinemarchs@gmail.com Twi…

Do you get it? Does the title make sense yet? I hope it's clear. You might not know it, but today we took another stab at existing properties. This time it was the classic(?) 90's Mac game: Bugdom. This dude is a bug! Goes around saving folks! We make this story KICK SOME ASS. RADICAL CHARACTERS, MY DUDES. All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Che…

The boys revisit the realm of fear and horror... what if your favorite builder man turned out to be... not so trustworthy? Hmmm????! All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cinemarchs/ Gmail: cinemarchs@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Cinemar…

Were you looking for a weird "Big Lebowski" style thriller-comedy here? I sure hope so! What happens when worlds collide and a bunch of weird crap happens in a bad department store? Give it a listen and we'll tell you! All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Instagram: https://www.inst…

The boys deliberate their potential favorites for this upcoming year. Which one will win out? Are there winners? Why does Austin get so dang pissed about Keanu Reaves? Tune in to find out! All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cinemarchs/ Gmail: c…

Yes, this is a sci-fi episode. No, I will not bother explaining the title any further, you'll just have to figure it out by listening. Am I being a bit passive-aggressive? Perhaps. This episode, we take a CLASSIC sci-fi perspective by heading to another VERY FAMILIAR planet! How periodic! All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his…

Fear the creatures, and fear their highly visible overgarments... ooOOOo... See the crazy twists and turns that conspire within the crazy plot of this week's episode! All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Cinemarchs Gmail: cinemarchs@gmail.com Instagram: …

What's this, a change in format?! String them up, find the pitchforks! Rest assured, this is just a one-time deal, but if you enjoy it, do let us know. We'll be back to making quality "films" next week! This week, the boys discuss their favorite pieces of architecture that exist in film. 5 each, for a total of 15! There are some that are shoe-ins, …

It's a very special episode for Cinemarchitects. Our Christmas special takes us back to the magical year of 1954, then rockets us right back to 2018, where the gritty, idiotic reboot of White Christmas is drummed up by the boys. Get ready for a holiday lightning round as we run through what this classic would look like if it were run through the fi…

Apavaria, the refreshing new soft drink. Apavaria, the kingdom of olde. Apavaria, the most DEADLY poison. What the heck did we do with this stupid concept? Weaved into a tale as old as about a week ago.... listen in!All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Twitter: https://twitter.com/C…

Folks, I cannot stress to you enough how much this is NOT Monster Squad. Beans on what Austin says. Beans, I say. Don't go into this one expecting a heart-wrenching drama starring... idk, Russel Crowe. This one's a popcorn flick. Sit back, relax, and listen to the zaniness.All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https:…

Season 2, baby! We posit the question: can old people die? In this case: no! With disastrous consequences! How will the world survive?!All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Cinemarchs Gmail: cinemarchs@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/cinemar…

The boys give an update on the current state of affairs at the show, as well as offering a glimpse of what's to come! Tune in next week for Cinemarchitect's next exciting full episode, and the true kickoff of Season 2!

In this special spooky episode of Cinemarchitects, the most valuable player turns out to be the most valuable... KILLER.All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Cinemarchs Gmail: cinemarchs@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/cinemarchs/…

Yes, the exciting endeavor from Episode 2 of Cinemarchitects finally continues in this season finale of the podcast! We revisit our one and only TV series thusfar, and give it another whirl. Sky people! Atlantoids! WHALES. One last hurrah before a brief break!Cinmearchitects Season 2 will premiere on 10/31/18!All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! …

Talking about the deep stuff, folks. Today, we posit the question of what can be done in a future where our government makes CRAZY decisions like putting the survival of a religion in the hands of a child. Who plays the angel and devil on your shoulder? Tune in to find out!All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at soundc…

One creature... one bumbling, idiotic creature, could fix the one thing that's been bothering you your whole life. Man, if only you'd bought that super soaker when you were 10, right? If you find it, you can fix it! Hunt the mysterious Wichiwa in this week's episode of Cinemarchitects!All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his mus…

Bikeshare programs are great. The gig economy am I right...? But what if things got... spooky... and WEIRD... don't get TOO cocky!All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Cinemarchs Gmail: cinemarchs@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/cinemarchs/…

Love! Danger! Shrek! This movie has everything the movie-goer could want. Enjoy this gripping comedy about a man who falls in love and deals with hoodlums, I guess.All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Twitter: twitter.com/Cinemarchs Gmail: cinemarchs@gmail.com Instagram: www.instagram.com/c…

Humble listeners, we finally did it. We tackled the murder mystery genre! It's hard. REALLY. Who knew you needed thought and sense when crafting a cerebral film? How does it all play out during the BIGGEST GAME OF THE YEAR? Take a listen and find out!You'll also notice that this episode we included a little ad for another show. Cult Popture! They'r…

Finally, the courtroom drama that you've all been waiting for. Also this is definitely NOT Zootopia! It's not!All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Cinemarchs Gmail: cinemarchs@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/cinemarchs/…

Do you like cereal? No, I mean it. Do you REALLY like cereal? I sure friggin hope you do, because that's, like, ALL of this episode. You better have a real proclivity for cereal. This episode involves copious amounts of cereal talk. Cereal time. Cereal.All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nike…

One person... one journey through a world where people are trapped by their own desires. Can they make it through the maze of addiction and technology dependence? Phone bad, electricity scary, Thomas Edison was a witch, etc. etc. But trust me when I say we create a pretty compelling narrative here!All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out mo…

Ladies and gentlemen, the episode you've AAAALLLL been waiting for. We buckle down and make a musical! D'ya like jazz? Lounge music? Obnoxious pop-punk impressions? Then this is totally the episode for you!All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Cinemarchs …

One VERY AMERICAN special episode for you guys before we take the 4th off. Get ready for some BUTTS, TRUCKS, and VERY EXPLICIT ACTIVITIES. Seriously, we earn that explicit rating this episode, folks. Strap in for the ride.This one is pretty... different, from our normal stuff, so we'll be filing this under the brand new "Cinemarchitects Presents" c…

What started out being a gross buddy-cop movie instead turned into a ROBOT buddy cop movie? Listen to the exciting transition on this episode of Cinemarchitects.Our Awesome Song Playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_oo3fJSD4iCnTkenw3XNfs2lq4sGK8kqStar Wars the Third Gathers: Backstroke of the Westhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XziLNeFm…

One child. One idea. One sky city full of giraffes. This kids movie is gonna be sick.All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Cinemarchs Gmail: cinemarchs@gmail.com

We all like to eat good in the neighborhood. But what if... it ate back? Join us and our protagonist "Skip" as he makes his way through a psychological horror that stretches the imagination.All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Cinemarchs Gmail: cinemarch…

Finally, a film genre we haven't tackled: Bioengineering. That's a genre, right? Not just a sinister occupation for lab assistants? For that matter, why not use animals as stairs?All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Cinemarchs Gmail: cinemarchs@gmail.com…

It's like John Wick but with better puns and a little... south-a-tha BORDER flavor ;) And is it even all REAL?! (Spoiler: probably). Also, please act like you don't already know the title going into the episode. It helps, really it does.All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Twitter: …

Oh boy this episode gets bonkers. The secret conspiracy that nobody asked for. Back... and to the left. A bridge over a (British?) river. The pyramids. How does it all connect..?? Tune in to find out!All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Cinemarchs Gmail:…

Behold, the episode raised from NOISE HELL. We're glad to have saved this episode, because this one gets emotional, folks. We laugh, we cry, we delve into the past. But most importantly, we contrive a really cool "time travel" device.All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Twitter: htt…

Yes, we hop on the bandwagon here. We milk the cash cow. You like super heroes, DO YOU? Well how about these?! In this episode, we craft our very own original hero movie, divorced from any and all existing properties. And honestly? We're pretty proud of it.All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/…

Get ready for tumbleweeds, rustlin', and gun slingin', because the boys made a western this week! Marvel as we struggle to overcome the weird stereotypes the genre presents, and gawk at our spectacular finished product.All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Twitter: https://twitter.co…

Did somebody say ADAPTED SCREENPLAY? No? Well Robbie sure did, and you all have to sit back and listen to the (heartwarming?) result. Join Little Mac as he boxes his way to redemption and our boys craft a narrative that'll leave you all like, "Wow. I never thought a video game movie script could be so incredibly good."All of our music comes from Ni…

Prepare yourselves, dear listeners, for a cavalcade of fear and terror! Cower as our made-up ghouls leap from the podcast into reality! Tremble as you are confronted with a movie that is basically an anthology!We made a scary carnival movie. But it's for-real spooky, we promise!All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at h…

The world is going nuts and the MAIN CHARACTER is on an epic adventure!... but this movie isn't about that. It's about the guy that watches it all. Is this movie about you? Do you identify with this narrative? Listen in and find out!All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Twitter: http…

What happens when the land of makin' movies picks itself up... and moves somewhere else? Well it'll take a little heart, a little drama, and a little FUN to find out ;)All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Cinemarchs Gmail: cinemarchs@gmail.com…

A group of students and a teacher in peril! Lost in the caves! Has this been done before in some kind of Stephen King novel? Well if so, not quite like this!All of our music comes from Nikeschnd! Check out more of his music at https://soundcloud.com/nikeschnd. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Cinemarchs Gmail: cinemarchs@gmail.com…