Best Dont Be Rude Podcasts (2024)

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Ep 401: How Many Chevys? 1:50:47

41m ago1:50:47

1:50:47

After all the excitement of 400, it’s back to the usual audio nonsense this week as Paul and Eli are joined by returning guest, Tom Mayhew! In a “much longer than expected” recording session, the terrible trio sample a range of odd fizzy pop and sample some homemade hot sauce! After much fuss, they’ve managed to secure the latest Coca Cola creation…

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Ep 400: This Is NOT Episode 400 1:19:19

7d ago1:19:19

1:19:19

This is not Episode 400. It’s not an episode of CheapShow and it’s not the 400th. The 400th episode is on YouTube. We did a proper thing for 400, this is not that thing.This is a waste of your time.It’s sloppy, drunken, rambling, random, knocked off nonsense.PLEASE do NOT listen to this. Whatever this is.This is where 400 is:https://youtu.be/ySiKZf…

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Ep 399: Rambling On (Mono Edition) 1:16:00

14d ago1:16:00

1:16:00

In a change to their usual fortunes, Paul and Eli are getting to talk about CheapShow in a proper TV show. They’ve been invited to the studios of London Live near the centre of London for a quick chat about their forthcoming 400th episode. However, once the interview is done, what are the Cheap Chaps going to do next. They don’t really have an idea…

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Ep 399: Rambling On (Stereo Edition) 1:16:00

14d ago1:16:00

1:16:00

In a change to their usual fortunes, Paul and Eli are getting to talk about CheapShow in a proper TV show. They’ve been invited to the studios of London Live near the centre of London for a quick chat about their forthcoming 400th episode. However, once the interview is done, what are the Cheap Chaps going to do next. They don’t really have an idea…

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Ep 398: Don't Get Got (Stereo Edition) 1:05:22

22d ago1:05:22

1:05:22

It’s a big old busy week at CheapShow HQ, as Paul and Eli are going to be spending most this week FILMING episode 400. However, this means that Paul doesn’t fancy doing a full proper editing job on the podcast, so demands a “real time” one hour episode. Uncut. Almost Uncut. Despite the tight time limit, the cheap chaps actually cram quite a lot int…

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Ep 398: Don't Get Got (Mono Edition) 1:05:22

25d ago1:05:22

1:05:22

It’s a big old busy week at CheapShow HQ, as Paul and Eli are going to be spending most this week FILMING episode 400. However, this means that Paul doesn’t fancy doing a full proper editing job on the podcast, so demands a “real time” one hour episode. Uncut. Almost Uncut. Despite the tight time limit, the cheap chaps actually cram quite a lot int…

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Bonus Episode: My Husband Wants Kids But I Don't (Is Childfree For Me?) 34:50

24d ago34:50

34:50

Brita's story is a raw and honest exploration of one of the most challenging scenarios in relationships: the discovery that one partner wants a child, and the other doesn't. She and her ex-husband started their romance young, with the societal script of "happily ever after plus baby" playing in the background. But as time went on, that traditional …

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Ep 397: Two Hot Men 1:08:50

1M ago1:08:50

1:08:50

Sometimes it’s just too hot to record the podcast indoors. On the hottest day of the year, Paul and Eli take the episode outside to craft some sun-baked economy comedy content. However, this is not a “walkabout” episode, not at all! This is a “sitabout” episode. They venture to a quiet meadow near Crouch End called Shepherd’s Cot where they can rec…

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Ep 396: Freddie Starr Swallowed My Soul 1:13:11

1M ago1:13:11

1:13:11

Often, the “Paul’s Page Turners” segment of the show can offer up some wild and unfathomable books to investigate, but this week’s choice is a truly mad experience. Paul and Eli may be skeptics when it comes to all things supernatural, but they’re willing to hear a story out if it shows promise. The book in question was sold in Cancer Research Char…

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Ep 395: The Quid's Gambit 1:08:42

2M ago1:08:42

1:08:42

After weeks of harassment, Paul and Eli finally get their hands on Heinz Pickle Ketchup this week and give their final analysis on the product. Will it be worth the wait? Probably not. It’s a packed episode in general with a Sauce Report, a Charity Shop Showcase and a PO Box sourced Price of Shite to evaluate. Paul’s CSS item was meant to be a show…

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Ep 394: A Bagful of Desperados 2:24:51

2M ago2:24:51

2:24:51

Yee-haw! Howdy Partners! This week, for no reason whatsoever, there is a “Wild West” theme to this particular “walkabout” episode. Paul and Eli are on the run from the Justice of the Peace and have decided to hide out in the woods and guzzle down their illegal moonshine. If the worst happens, they’ll have to shoot their way to freedom! What this ac…

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What To Do When You Catch Yourself Overthinking 36:58

2M ago36:58

36:58

Ever catch yourself in a spiral of anxiety and worry? If your answer is “no,” we want your secret! Chances are, at some point in the last few weeks, you found yourself overthinking about SOMETHING. As childfree individuals, society likes to warn us about our potentially regretful future. While these thoughts may sneak in from time to time, what abo…

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Ep 393: Popcorn And Polk 1:22:08

2M ago1:22:08

1:22:08

CheapShow is back on the snacks on this edition of the economy comedy podcast. Thanks to yet another brilliant box of goodies from Ivenne, Paul and Eli will get to sample a range of weird and (hopefully) wonderful, flavoured popcorn. There will be some surprises along the way, some good and some very, very bad! One may even turn Paul’s stomach! Aft…

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Ep 392 Professor Joke Thief 1:12:08

2M ago1:12:08

1:12:08

It’s been a while since Paul or Eli curated their own Price of Shite segment. Whilst it’s always delightful to receive P.o.S offerings in our PO Box, they wanted to see if they still had it in them to find the most weird and wonderful charity shop oddities. This week, Paul ran around Muswell Hill in North London to grab five items to parade before …

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THIS Is Why You Should Talk About Your Childfree Life! 34:27

2M ago34:27

34:27

Should you be shouting “I’m Childfree!” to the world? We think so! In this episode, we share some powerful reasons why it's important to be vocal about your childfree choice. Even if it doesn't come naturally to you, the benefits of sharing this aspect of your life can often outweigh any potential drawbacks. We'll explain exactly why. Rick reveals …

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Ep 391: Shepherd's Delight 1:03:56

2M ago1:03:56

1:03:56

If there is one thing you can say about Eli, it’s that he is tenacious when it comes to trying to sell an awful gag. His problem is he never thought to think ahead at what may happen next. Of course, Paul is going to try and run the joke into the ground and spoil it for everyone. Luckily, there is plenty to be getting on with. Eli’s found 3 condime…

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Bonus Episode: Finding Childfree Joy After Infertility (Is Childfree For Me?) 22:43

3M ago22:43

22:43

Ericka didn't initially choose to be childfree. She spent 10 years navigating a challenging infertility journey, leaving her uncertain about her future. She grappled with concerns about not becoming a mother and feared her life might always feel incomplete. Ericka also faced the judgement and expectation from her faith based community. When joining…

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Ep 390: Dérive Time! 1:56:43

3M ago1:56:43

1:56:43

Sometimes people accuse CheapShow of being “too” random. With that in mind, Paul and Eli are about to throw a bit of chaos theory into their usual “walkabout” episodes. Following the principles of “The Theory of the Dérive” and using an app called “Randonautica” CheapShow is heading into South London to plot an unplanned journey through its streets…

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Rude Childfree Comments We Can't Avoid! 36:35

3M ago36:35

36:35

We're diving into the all-too-familiar rude comments that childfree people just can't seem to avoid. You know the ones – the hurtful, confusing, and downright insane remarks that make us shake our heads. These comments have become so ingrained in our society that people often don't realize just how insensitive they're being. In this episode, we'll …

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EP 1: Raise Your Standards But "Don't Be Rude" 24:30

3M ago24:30

24:30

Today's episode is a three part series with our guest/family Mr. Rickie "Rick Rude" Hodges from North Carolina. Allow yourself to take a walk on the wide side and understand that all walks of life are lessons to help aid youth in the real world. You'll definitely walk away with some valuable lessons that consisted of depression, bad habits, childho…

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Ep 389: The Tomy Triple 1:07:10

3M ago1:07:10

1:07:10

If there is one thing CheapShow loves without exception, it’s Tomy toys from yesteryear! We’ve covered much of their back catalogue in the past, but this week we have three items that are very beloved. Paul and Eli get to tinker with kitties in a Water Wonderland game, battle sharks with the Tomytronic 3D “Shark Attack” toy and take on the challeng…

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Ep 388: The 2024 Trash Cannes Film Festival (Interrupted) 2:48:03

3M ago2:48:03

2:48:03

Lights! Camera! Action! This week on CheapShow, we present the podcast edition of our YouTube Live Stream event… “The Trash Cannes Film Festival 2024” (sponsored by Graxton Industries)! Paul has arranged an evening of experimental short films, movie chat and a glittering awards ceremony. As you can imagine, it doesn’t exactly go to plan for Mr Gann…

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Ep 387: Day Clipper 1:49:08

3M ago1:49:08

1:49:08

It should’ve been an easy adventure for Paul and Eli. The plan was to meet at Woolwich Arsenal and get the Clipper west along the Thames to Putney Pier, along the way they would play some games and nibble on some snacks… But things are never that simple for the CheapShow boys! Instead, they’ll battle delayed trains, false starts, inaccurate timetab…

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Hidden Perks Of Not Having Kids! 36:10

4M ago36:10

36:10

Do you enjoy using the bathroom without little hands banging on the door? We sure do! In this episode, we dive into the unexpected perks of living childfree. From enjoying your bathroom privacy to turning that spare room into anything you want—yes, even a stripper pole room! We also open up about how imposter syndrome has thrown us into a sea of se…

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Ep 386: Celebrities Squared 1:12:44

4M ago1:12:44

1:12:44

To Paul’s surprise, it turns out that CheapShow has never tackled the classic TV game show “Celebrity Squares” on Gannon’s Golden Games, so to rectify that, he’s whipping out the 1970s board game for this week’s episode. However, what makes “Celebrity Squares” so interesting are all those famous faces that gives the show a bit of class and humour, …

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Bonus Episode: Mother-In-Law Pressures ME To Have Kids! (Is Childfree For Me?) 37:53

4M ago37:53

37:53

Has a family member ever made passive aggressive comments about your decision not to have kids? These subtle jabs can make us feel undermined and stir up doubt and confusion about the childfree choice. Today you’ll meet Amanda, who shares her decade-long struggle with a mother-in-law unwilling to accept her childfree lifestyle. Amanda's story highl…

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Ep 385: Fallow Moments 1:08:19

4M ago1:08:19

1:08:19

Sometimes all Eli and Paul need is a bit of Moog music to quell their troubled souls. What they present this week ranges from the misguided to the truly odd. On Silverman’s Platters they’ll investigate the strange Flamenco Moog, a track inspired by the sport of Ping Pong and a piece of music from a long forgotten, and oddly sci-fi flavoured, 1970s …

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Ep 384: Dikkeneks 1:16:38

4M ago1:16:38

1:16:38

“Is there such thing as Too Much Sauce?” That’s the question CheapShow will have to answer this week when Eli turns up to the recording with a massive bag of random sauces. Donated to the podcast following a live show last year, these sauces have been festering in The House of Pickles for months, just waiting to be devoured by eager mouths. That ti…

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6 Reasons Why Childfree Friends Are CRUCIAL 32:43

4M ago32:43

32:43

Ever felt a bit out of place in your friend circle because everyone else has kids? Or maybe you find yourself holding back in conversations? In this episode, we unleash the top reasons why it feels so good to be surrounded by childfree friends. It's so refreshing to connect with people who understand your frustrations, your wins and also share simi…

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Ep 383: Walk of the Shaun of the Dead 1:39:53

4M ago1:39:53

1:39:53

In 2004, Shaun of the Dead was released into cinemas and its particular mix of horror and comedy quickly made it a beloved cult classic… Turns out Paul was on set as a zombie extra during the production of this movie and he has a few stories to tell about it. It’s a pity he will hardly get the chance to do so! To celebrate the film’s 20th anniversa…

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Episode 5: The Daves Are Back! Tattooing on the Creed Cruise & Current Events Talk 1:09:40

4M ago1:09:40

1:09:40

On this weeks episode, the Daves get caught up after a brief time off from the podcast, Dave Woodard talks about tattooing on the Creed Cruise, and they discuss some of the current events happening in the news (protests/riots, etc).By Don't Be A Dick Productions

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What Are Childfree People Doing ALL Day?! 40:05

5M ago40:05

40:05

Ever been asked what you do with your free time as a childfree person? If not, get ready – it’s likely that you’ll eventually be hit with this baffling query. In this episode, we dive into why this question pops up and why our free time is still frowned upon by society. Regardless of these silly assumptions, you know we always turn the spotlight ba…

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Ep 382: A Right Royal Ready Salted Rank Off 1:11:46

5M ago1:11:46

1:11:46

Sometimes it can get TOO exciting on CheapShow at times! This week is no exception as Paul and Eli decide to see if all Ready Salted crisps are created equal. They’ve sourced six different types of “pre salted potato crisp snacks” to put through a rigorous flavour test, with Super Taster Eli J Silverman dolling out his expertise and opinions. Will …

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Ep 381: Three Swiss Francs 1:15:29

5M ago1:15:29

1:15:29

Oh Muvva! This week’s episode of CheapShow is a brain melting, word gargling, logic defying audio adventure into the madness of Paul and Eli. Eli is excited to showcase another Noodle Pot Blitz with a wide range of favours and gimmicks. Some will delight and some will disgust, but they will ALL be judged by the world’s best noodle opinionators. Els…

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Bonus Episode: My Friends Are Having Kids, Is It My Turn? (Is Childfree For Me?) 34:47

5M ago34:47

34:47

Rick and I will be back next time but stick with me today because I have a very special bonus episode of "Is Childfree For Me?" where my program graduates share their personal story of how they found peace and confidence with the childfree choice. Today you will meet Charlotte, a 32 year old woman from Sweden, who’s anxiety intensified when her bes…

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How Families React To "Not Having Kids" 32:35

5M ago32:35

32:35

What happens when you tell your family that you decided NOT to have kids? In this episode, we explore the positive and sometimes uncomfortable reactions that our childfree community has received when they break the no kids news. We uncover a common lie that childfree people resort to when faced with relentless judgment or pressure. (Please comment …

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Ep 380: Brand Aide 1:21:08

5M ago1:21:08

1:21:08

It’s common on CheapShow that we’ll have to look at the genesis of a very popular (or obscure) brand and often run straight to the arms of Wikipedia. Well, no more! In this week’s episode, Paul’s found a book called “How It All Began” that gives the potted history of some of the world’s most popular brands. There’s way too much to cover in one epis…

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Ep 379: Expressionate Men 1:24:40

5M ago1:24:40

1:24:40

It’s another week of American snacks as Eli brings more sweet treats to the table. How will the Cosmos Oreos, Hostess Orange Cupcakes and Dr Pepper Peeps go down? More importantly, what exactly do Horse flavoured fried bread taste like? Paul and Eli are going to find out. There are some musical curios to listen to this week, and in a change from th…

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Is Life Without Kids Easy? 37:43

5M ago37:43

37:43

Rick and I are on the struggle bus in this candid episode of The Childfree Connection Podcast! We're laying it all out as we unpack the recent challenges that life has thrown our way. We considered skipping this episode but instead found ourselves inspired to tackle a question we're frequently asked by the childfree community, "Is Childfree Life Ea…

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Ep 378: Gob Job 1:03:26

5M ago1:03:26

1:03:26

Every year Eli races off to Florida to spend time with his family, but he always makes sure he brings back something for the show. This week on CheapShow, Eli has a big bag of bounty filled to the brim with all kinds of snacks, treats and drinks. Maybe too many. It’s a food stuffed episode of CheapShow that has the cheap chaps tackle Buffalo Cheeto…

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Ep 377: Barshens Rises 1:19:36

6M ago1:19:36

1:19:36

They said it would never happen, but somehow it has! For the first time in over 5 years, the Barshens team have gathered in London for a special reunion episode of CheapShow! Paul and Eli welcome Stuart Ashen, Barry Lewis, Chris Bullock, Ryan Livermore and Izzie Jones (kinda) into their podcast world. It’s a packed show. Paul kicks things off with …

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Bonus Episode: Why I Keep Pushing Back Having Kids (Is Childfree For Me?) 42:34

6M ago42:34

42:34

Rick and I will be back next time but today I have a very special bonus episode of "Is Childfree For Me? " where my program graduates share their personal story of how they found peace and confidence with the childfree choice. Today you will meet Delilah. Do you ever feel like you keep pushing back the goal post when it comes to having kids? For ex…

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Ep 376: Nightbussin' 1:00:31

6M ago1:00:31

1:00:31

It’s been long requested and finally, this week on CheapShow, you are getting what you asked for. It’s time to go Nightbussin! London has a large number of bus routes that start after midnight and run until the early morning. These routes help people get about the capital city at all hours, whether they are coming home from a late shift at work, or…

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Why Don't Parents & The Childfree Get Along? 42:22

6M ago42:22

42:22

Have you ever found yourself caught in the crossfire of defensiveness or judgment from parents? Or, maybe you have felt outcasted or overlooked? Rick and I have received so many negative comments from parents that we started wondering about the root of this divide between parents and those without kids. In this episode, we share the leading causes …

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Ep 375: Scared Of Us 1:30:09

6M ago1:30:09

1:30:09

Sometimes, when Paul and Eli ask a big name to join the podcast, they fully expect the answer to be No. So when comedy legend Robert Popper agrees to appear, the Cheap Chaps are going to have to pull out all the stops to make this episode special. Luckily, Robert has come prepared and he’s brought along with him something sonically demented. It’s b…

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Ep 374: Noodle Boutique 1:01:43

6M ago1:01:43

1:01:43

It’s been a while, but Eli and Paul are finally diving into a new batch of instant noodle. It’s a new year and because the Country Urban Noodle Testlab Kitchen is “occupied”, Eli is going to have to open up the “Noodle Boutique”. It’s a place where Eli can show off his hand picked noodle discoveries, and this week, he’s got two very interesting exa…

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BIG HOMEY INTRO EP. 2 4:34

6M ago4:34

4:34

No Child Left Behind Law along with the continuing conversation of the introduction. Allowing our present and new listeners to learn more about us in order to join the family.

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NEW CO-HOST: BIG HOMEY 2024 10:40

6M ago10:40

10:40

This episode contains the details of the new direction of R.O.S.E. Youth Radio through education and engagement. Big Homey comes with his world wide travel as a poet and an artist across the District of Columbia. Listen to his experience and travel as we embark on this new journey with the podcast. We are about to prepare you for the real world wit…

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Childfree Assumptions That Drive Us CRAZY! 42:52

7M ago42:52

42:52

In this episode, Rick and I dismantle the Top 5 Assumptions that society often casts on those of us living childfree – we debunk childfree myths and shed some light on the actual truth of the childfree lifestyle. We go from dispelling the notion of us being baby haters to challenging the prevailing misconception that all childfree people are rich. …

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Ep 373: The Towel Mines 59:30

7M ago59:30

59:30

It’s time to get our much on! After a bit of break, Paul and Eli are venturing back to the Snack Palace to welcome a new bunch of snack candidates to see if they are worthy of entry to the hallowed building. There are three products arriving on the Segment Bus (don’t ask!) and they’ll prove to be interesting characters in their own horrible right! …

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