The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players Ryan ...
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Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons is a podcast where improvisers who’ve never roleplayed before journey into the world of Dungeons & Dragons. The series is hosted by our dungeon master, Tom McGee, and features our regular players - the sneaky Tyler Hewitt, the brilliant Laura Hamstra, and the flatulent Ryan LaPlante - alongside a rotating cast of special guests. Featured on Spotify, ScreenRant, Lifehacker, and the official Dungeons & Dragons podcast Dragon Talk, Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons is regularly in the t ...
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Jesters of Ravenloft is a D&D 5e podcast where a group of comedians are sucked into Dungeons & Dragons - and now it's up to them to become heroes and escape Ravenloft! A new episode drops every Friday and Saturday and, don't worry, there are NO SPOILERS for Strahd. Ranked in the top 50 fiction podcasts on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, check out Jesters of Ravenloft now!
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Canada by Night is a live-play podcast where professional improvisers play Vampire the Masquerade! Sent to rescue his best friend’s kidnapped mother, detective-turned-vampire Everett Fry accidentally ends up the sheriff of New Haven: an experimental town that’s finding out if vampires and humans can co-exist. Stuck leading a ragtag group of officers - the Brujah bounty hunter Val, the Gangrel news reporter Evangeline, and the Tremere blood-witch Doris - can Everett keep New Haven running? Or ...
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One Shots is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers tackle "one shot" adventures set in different RPGs. Join us in Eberron, Avernus, an 80's Buddy Cop Film, Star Trek, the grim future of Warhammer 40K and more! Our intrepid heroes and villains are joined by various DMs, GMs, and more as they explore new worlds and new games! The show is hosted by our Dungeon Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and our regular players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) a ...
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Blood & Syrup is a live-play podcast where professional improvisers dive into Vampire the Masquerade. When a high-profile assassination leaves Montreal without a vampiric ruler, gangster Ridley Beef, detective Everett Fry, and inspirational poet Iris Dunn - all recently turned vampires - are sent to establish a new order at all costs! Trending on global comedy fiction charts, and brought to you by Dumb-Dumbs & Dice (whose series Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons charted as the #2 fiction podcast on Spoti ...
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The Mythos Mysteries is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers delve into the madness that is the Pulp Cthulhu Roleplaying Game. Join Red, Adrian, and Old Man Richter, as childhood friends and their erstwhile mentor return home to try and save a friend! Follow our anti-heroes, and see if they can maintain their sanity as they're forced to fight otherworldly horrors!
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Curse, Code, and Crown is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition podcast created by Dumb-Dumbs & Dice. A princess trapped in a suit of armour, (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring), a disillusioned royal guard (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and a fungus-worshipping Tortle (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) are forced to work together to save a fully original world created by our Dungeon Master Tom Mcgee (@mcgeetd)!
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Introducing... One Shots - Police Cops: Gurney & Slab - Ep 1 (of 4)
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Hello listeners and Watchers in the mists! A DM, a Jester, and a Sound Engineer all got hit with nasty colds and are still on the mend, so unfortunately we don't have new episodes of Jesters of Ravenloft for you this week. While they continue to get better, we'd like to welcome you to Police Cops, a one-shot set within the ttrpg Action Movie World!…
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Introducing... One Shots - Avernus - Ep 1 (of 20)
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Hello listeners and Watchers in the mists! A DM, a Jester, and a Sound Engineer all got hit with nasty colds and are still on the mend, so unfortunately we don't have new episodes of Jesters of Ravenloft for you this week. While we're waiting for their voices to recover and the brain-fog to clear, we'd like to introduce to you one of our One Shots,…
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The Inquisitorial band are advancing across the planet! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) took charge of the survivors and claimed weapons for his band, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) grew closer on the Inquisitor’s orders, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was embarrassed by his lack of …
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Everett and Doris interrogated Pyramid 2.0 sales rep Paul Wilson, who quickly divulged that the new Pyramid headquarters was at the arcade, Chuckless Cheese. Evangeline accompanied them to look for further evidence of Teddy’s whereabouts, Val convinced Madre to help them deal with the remaining Tremere, and when they all rushed into the arcade, the…
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Our heroes slayed a monster hunter only to start fighting his monsters! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was badly mauled by the Chupacabra, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) duelled with the creature from the black lagoon, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) won over a flesh golem while battling a werewolf. But what will happen…
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The Inquisitorial band have been joined by Gideon Vega (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane)! We experienced the celestial season that led Gideon to the demon world, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) promoted the noble to sanctioned psyker, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led the charge towards the e…
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As the coterie surveyed the bloody scene, Everett deduced that the more powerful Tremere had all been killed, leaving the Pyramid 2.0 with only Dylan Zane and his brand new recruits. They returned to the station, Doris holding Margery’s head, Evangeline refusing to work and insisting on only searching for Teddy, and Val with orders to enlist the he…
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Our heroes have found a monster hunter who seems like a dick! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Ginny scouted ahead and are ready to ambush the bad guy, while Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) debated the definition of a monster, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) had enough and blinded the man. Can our heroes defeat Rafe St…
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As the troupe neared the end of the tunnel that led to the farm, they realized that Del and the Doctor Deputy were missing! As they called out for the companions, they caught the attention of nearby scarecrows and suddenly found themselves under attack. Shadow Nemesis scaled the walls to attack the scarecrows as they entered the tunnel, New Rogue u…
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The troupe continued on their way to Angelina’s farm! While Tyler and New Rogue played some road trip games with the Doctor Deputy, Del had a private call with Lucretia where she learned that every time the day restarts, a month passes everywhere else! Meanwhile, Shadow Nemesis got in an argument with Shadow Master about how best to survive the rea…
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The Inquisitorial band have stumbled onto a demon planet! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) killed Trin Rakai to deny the demon whispering in his ear, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) remained deeply unsettled by the group's losses and situation, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) carried the trio across a grotesque mouth-canyon. B…
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The coterie took their final desperate swings at their foes. Val was bitten by mosquitoes into torpor, Evangeline inadvertently turned the swarm on herself, and Everett cleverly used pepper spray and the sprinkler system to finish them off. Meanwhile, in the sky, Doris used her final well of blood within her to frenzy and dealt the killing blow to …
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Our heroes are outside Baldur’s Gate! Before heading out, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) blessed the ground outside Assguard’s walls, while Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) shared their feelings and then convinced Ginny to take on the role of Prinx and a new Name De Thief. Will they be able…
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The Inquisitorial band have travelled to a demon planet! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) ensured Trin Rakai travelled alongside them to ensure they could stop the cabal, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) lost both Eli and Toby to the warp, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finally abandoned his role as Lord Van Houten. But will t…
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Facing Lucius Balefire with a hostage and a swarm of mosquitos, the coterie had to act quickly. Everett wanted to talk, but Val immediately flung Pentecost’s body at Margery to get her clear, and Margery did not survive. Doris successfully stabbed Lucius with the Shaft, but he grabbed her and took off with her upward into the sky. On the ground, Ev…
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Our heroes are doing their final preparations before heading to Baldur’s Gate! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) came to town to bring Seamus back through a raven gate, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) dealt with complicated feelings seeing his old friend, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) let everyone know how Ginny was struggl…
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The troupe is playing into the ruse to impersonate The General and his retinue! After New Rogue volunteered them all to help rescue Angelina from the same scarecrows that had previously killed him and Del, the troupe tricked Nicholas Church into getting them their usual cockatrices. On the way to the farm, Shadow Nemesis flexed his newly discovered…
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The troupe’s inability to keep quiet alerted a nearby militia force to their presence. New Rogue, Del and Tyler hid in the forest, only to be torn apart by demonic imps, and Shadow Nemesis was destroyed by The Grave Walker, even after giving up his friends. Awakening once more at the start of the same day, the group was ready to apply what they’d l…
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The Inquisitorial band are caught in a fresh conspiracy! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) reunited with the Inquisitor, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) reclaimed his weapons and his identity as an inquisitor, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) captured Trin Rakai and abandoned the Duke. Can…
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With the Shaft of Belated Dissolution complete, it was only a matter of time before Lucius Balefire would arrive. Everett relented and let Doris hold the shaft to take the first strike, Evangeline encountered a vengeful mosquito, and the coterie soon found themselves in a firefight and pinned inside the building, with Val carrying an unconscious Pe…
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Our heroes have saved Assguard and are taking a day off! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) hired a new town watch despite distracting friends, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) said a pleasant farewell to Oversword Everheart, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to find funding for his spy ring. But what will happen now tha…
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One Shot - Wrath & Glory: Traitor's Hymn - Ep 7 (of 7)
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Welcome to One Shots! A Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where professional voice over actors and improvisers tackle “one shot” stories created in a variety of hit RPGs. I’m your host DJ ONE-SHOT 2.0 and I’m here to welcome you to Wrath & Glory: Traitor's Hymn, an introduction to Warhammer 40K's Wrath & Glory RPG! This arc features our GM Tom McGee (@mcge…
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One Shot - Wrath & Glory: Traitor's Hymn - Ep 6 (of 7)
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Welcome to One Shots! A Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where professional voice over actors and improvisers tackle “one shot” stories created in a variety of hit RPGs. I’m your host DJ ONE-SHOT 2.0 and I’m here to welcome you to Wrath & Glory: Traitor's Hymn, an introduction to Warhammer 40K's Wrath & Glory RPG! This arc features our GM Tom McGee (@mcge…
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One Shot - Wrath & Glory: Traitor's Hymn - Ep 5 (of 7)
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Welcome to One Shots! A Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where professional voice over actors and improvisers tackle “one shot” stories created in a variety of hit RPGs. I’m your host DJ ONE-SHOT 2.0 and I’m here to welcome you to Wrath & Glory: Traitor's Hymn, an introduction to Warhammer 40K's Wrath & Glory RPG! This arc features our GM Tom McGee (@mcge…
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One Shot - Wrath & Glory: Traitor's Hymn - Ep 4 (of 7)
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Welcome to One Shots! A Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where professional voice over actors and improvisers tackle “one shot” stories created in a variety of hit RPGs. I’m your host DJ ONE-SHOT 2.0 and I’m here to welcome you to Wrath & Glory: Traitor's Hymn, an introduction to Warhammer 40K's Wrath & Glory RPG! This arc features our GM Tom McGee (@mcge…
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One Shot - Wrath & Glory: Traitor's Hymn - Ep 3 (of 7)
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Welcome to One Shots! A Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where professional voice over actors and improvisers tackle “one shot” stories created in a variety of hit RPGs. I’m your host DJ ONE-SHOT 2.0 and I’m here to welcome you to Wrath & Glory: Traitor's Hymn, an introduction to Warhammer 40K's Wrath & Glory RPG! This arc features our GM Tom McGee (@mcge…
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One Shot - Wrath & Glory: Traitor's Hymn - Ep 2 (of 7)
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Welcome to One Shots! A Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where professional voice over actors and improvisers tackle “one shot” stories created in a variety of hit RPGs. I’m your host DJ ONE-SHOT 2.0 and I’m here to welcome you to Wrath & Glory: Traitor's Hymn, an introduction to Warhammer 40K's Wrath & Glory RPG! This arc features our GM Tom McGee (@mcge…
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One Shot - Wrath & Glory: Traitor's Hymn - Ep 1 (of 7)
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Welcome to One Shots! A Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where professional voice over actors and improvisers tackle “one shot” stories created in a variety of hit RPGs. I’m your host DJ ONE-SHOT 2.0 and I’m here to welcome you to Wrath & Glory: Traitor's Hymn, an introduction to Warhammer 40K's Wrath & Glory RPG! This arc features our GM Tom McGee (@mcge…
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One Shot - Wrath & Glory: Traitor's Hymn - Session Zero
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Welcome to One Shots! A Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where professional voice over actors and improvisers tackle “one shot” stories created in a variety of hit RPGs. I’m your host DJ ONE-SHOT 2.0 and I’m here to welcome you to Wrath & Glory: Traitor's Hymn, an introduction to Warhammer 40K's Wrath & Glory RPG! This arc features our GM Tom McGee (@mcge…
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After scouting and sharing fond memories, the troupe reconvened. Tyler and Ivan led them towards one of the army's militia forces, New Rogue tried to understand Westra's cawing by asking Jack Magnum to translate, and Del had to explain to Shadow Nemesis that her reality blade doesn't conjure magical items into existence just because he wants them a…
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3.11 - A Slight Miscalculation in Time
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The troupe are on their way to the hills to watch the final battle! While resting so New Rogue could meditate and recharge his magic, Tyler and Del had a long-overdue chat about how they were holding up in their terrifying new reality. Meanwhile, Shadow Nemesis grew tired of being alone in the ghost realm. In an effort to convince the group to let …
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The Inquisitorial band are fighting through an assault within the palace! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) escaped an ambush in the atrium, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) destroyed the command centre in a hail of grenades, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found himself face to face with …
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The coterie have created the shaft and await Lucius Balefire’s arrival! Evangeline left Troy to find security footage of Teddy at the hospital before joining the rest of her coterie, Everett and Val made sure Red Cell were in position outside the ritual site before they went inside to guard the room where the magic was taking place, and Doris succe…
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Our heroes have joined the Lord’s Alliance! Mrs. Paisley (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) shakily convinced the ambassadors of the value of paint night, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) presented evidence of their rescue of Selgaunt, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) elegantly declared their new laws. Now that they’re in the Lord’s …
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With the rest of the troupe having safely surrendered, Shadow Nemesis was chased by cockatrices and immediately pecked to death. New Rogue was too depleted to revive him, and Tyler was convinced by Ezra to wait and see if the day reset again, so when Del tried to summon Werner, the ghost of Shadow Nemesis joined them instead. Del packed up his body…
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As the troupe faced seven elderly gnomes, Shadow Nemesis began to rage and the fight began. Tyler immediately backed away, hands up, bowing out of the fight, Del followed Tyler’s lead, declaring they weren’t with Shadow Nemesis, and New Rogue tried to magically calm the villagers, but when he couldn’t calm them all, he too surrendered. Tyler and De…
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The Inquisitorial band have started killing inside the cloud palace! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) searched a space marine’s office, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) continued to learn about noble society, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered a conspiracy and murdered their way t…
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As Doris continued to construct the Shaft of Belated Dissolution, the rest of the coterie made final preparations. Everett negotiated with Red Cell to provide protection during Doris’s ritual and requested Joslyn St. James for extra security, Val was agitated by the revelation that Teddy sought to sire himself with Sheriff Cross’s blood, and at the…
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Our heroes are preparing to face the Lord’s Alliance and Cormyr! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turned into Mrs. Paisley to make sure the Comptroller’s letter said the right things, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) appreciated his new bedroom decorations, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered someone had broken into …
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After failing to hold onto Guy Bradford through the pull of the mists, Tyler passed through alone to rejoin Wet Change. The troupe witnessed events repeating themselves and started to learn the rules of this new domain. Del deduced that the only ghosts in the realm were those who had died that day, New Rogue revivified the orc that had died from an…
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3.07 - This Time, We’re Doing This Different
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The troupe found themselves unexpectedly in a fight for their lives. New Rogue noticed that the scarecrows had disappeared from the nearby field, and just as Del realized that Rumpleforeskin and the cockatrices were frozen, they were set upon by the straw-stuffed beings and eventually cut down. Meanwhile, Shadow Nemesis fought an entire village of …
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The Inquisitorial band are advancing their plans in the cloud palace! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) began wielding his new authority, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) learned secrets about the King, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) managed to sneak their way inside. But without the abil…
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Welcome to One Shots, a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where professional voiceover actors and improvisers tackle one-shot stories created in a variety of hit RPGs. We welcome you to “Crucible of the Gods”, a journey into Dungeons & Dragons featuring two different parties working together. This arc features DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and players Ryan LaPl…
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The coterie is running out of time to enact their plan. Evangeline began priming the Clan leaders for the impending coup against the Prince, Val received a gift of silver bullets from Matthew Theobald, Everett secured a building in the Gangrel quarter for Doris to work, and she set out to create the Shaft of Belated Dissolution undisturbed. With th…
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Our heroes have returned to Assguard! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) went to visit Vinten Charlamagne and his family, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) set up a process for recruiting new guards for the town watch, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was forced to deal with Farthole’s mega-church that only featured the Buttham…
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Ignorant of the happenings inside the blacksmith’s shop, New Rogue received a special amulet from the Watchers, and Del received a hand mirror through which she could speak with Lucretia. Meanwhile, Shadow Nemesis shot and stabbed the blacksmith to death, and then—after talking it over with Shadow Master—ate the brain, threw the body into the forge…
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3.05 - No One Disrespects Shadow Nemesis!
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With Tyler still missing, the rest of Wet Change entered a pastoral town, where the townsfolk were waiting to see whose side the General would choose in an upcoming battle. The description of the General just so happened to match Tyler. The troupe were asked to retrieve an important icon for the battle, and so Shadow Nemesis, New Rogue, and the Doc…
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The Inquisitorial band are struggling at the cloud palace! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) took control of the defences, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) survived his first confrontation with Greybridge’s elite, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) couldn’t find a way inside. But now that the…
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Welcome to One Shots, a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where professional voiceover actors and improvisers tackle one-shot stories created in a variety of hit RPGs. We welcome you to “Crucible of the Gods”, a journey into Dungeons & Dragons featuring two different parties working together. This arc features DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and players Ryan LaPl…
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The coterie strategized their coup with Matthew Theobald. Evangeline realized they could use the recent deaths of several clan leaders to turn the rest against the Prince, Val wanted to take out the Prince with the Shaft of Belated Dissolution, but Doris was insistent that Lucius Balefire be destroyed as a priority, and Everett conspired with Theob…
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