In this week’s club meeting, we will discuss many things, from tampons containing literal lead and arsenic to the 2016 clown sightings that I randomly remembered taking over my life during my freshman year of college. I’m telling you, only important topics will be discussed as always. Take your seats and let's begin this week's club meeting. Try Ma…

My roommate joins us in this week’s club meeting to discuss many topics. From her experience as a lesbian living in the south, to why the two of us never bought a house during the 2008 housing crisis when we were in 4th grade. As club members, you will definitely be entertained. Take your seats and let's begin this week's club meeting. Try Magic Mi…

In this week's club meeting, we will discuss a tragic issue your club president seems to have: a please approach me vibe/face. And I’m not talking about it in a flirty way, no, I’m talking about strangers coming up to me and just telling me insane stories about their lives I never needed to know nor wanted to hear. My dilemma is how do I stop givin…

In this week's club meeting, we will expose some well-loved brands that I cannot stand, and as club members you deserve to know the tea. The top of my sh*t list is Kristin Ess and their shampoo + conditioner that made my hair fall out and gave me permanent scalp damage:) Love that. Take your seats and let's begin this week's club meeting. Try Magic…

In this week's club meeting, we will be discussing the trend we see time and time again with online relationships between famous people and that is men embarrassing their partners. This week's example comes to us from a TikTok couple where the boyfriend recently went on a podcast and said exactly what you would imagine a man would say on a men's po…

In this week's club meeting, we have a special guest, an OG club member, my mom. My mom is here to quite literally be the club's mother and spill the tea on all the things the girls need to know about... Giving birth, getting a divorce, buying a house, what it's like going to high school with Brad Pitt (seriously they were in the same class and cho…

In this week's club meeting, we will be discussing whether or not HBO actually played p*rn after midnight or if I, your president, am experiencing a weird Mandela Effect. Because I swear they used to play straight-up p*rn after midnight. Take your seats and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.youtub…

In this week's club meeting, we will be discussing the horrible horsefly of a man, Harrison Butker, and his vile ass speech he gave at a college graduation ceremony. if you don’t know who Harrison Buttkisser is don’t worry neither did literally anyone, but he is the kicker for the Kansas City Chiefs. Give a man a microphone and he will have the aud…

In this week's club meeting we will be discussing a myriad of topics but most importantly… Bumble wtf was that billboard girl?! And if y’all don’t know what I’m talking about then buckle up because this is about to be a crazy club meeting. Take your seats and let's begin this week's club meeting. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://www.yout…

In this week's club meeting, we will be discussing the rap beef of the century between BBL Drizzy and Kendrick Lamar. Y'all the girls are fighting and as club members we must understand the lore and to talk about how amazing the beef really is. Don't forget to write in to the Instagram anytime you want to confess something to the club (anonymously …

In this week's club meeting we will be discussing all of the bullsh*t society forces women to be hyper-aware of about themselves relative to their age that are unrealistic “goals” (if you can even call them that) to achieve before 30, that for some reason men have zero expectation of completing during the same time frame. So here’s to the patriarch…

In this week's club meeting we will be discussing many important topics but none more important than 2012s most controversial topic, team Gale or team Peeta. After consulting with my gay roommate prior to this week's meeting I also think it is critical to touch on the Josh Hutcherson super fan to lesbian pipeline. So please take your seats and let'…

Hello new members, and welcome to The Girls Club! My name is Emily and I am the president and founder of this club. Each Thursday we will meet to take care of club business such as, having girl talk, discussing hot gossip, and having the occasional rant on all the f*cked up sh*t that is happening in the world. Welcome to The Girls Club! Subscribe t…