Best Flicks With Dicks Podcasts (2024)

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#48 Is Scissoring Real? Queer Cliteracy & Lesbian Sex Myths 47:07

1d ago47:07

47:07

What counts as unprotected if we both have vaginas? How do I handle a harness? Is scissoring real?? This week is all about vulva-to-vulva action, but you don't need to be a participant to enjoy this episode! Whether you're a seasoned pro, a curious newbie, or a total outsider with questions, I'll answer your questions all about V2V, lesbian, sapphi…

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#47 Halloween Mini Episode 29:57

14d ago29:57

29:57

Masks, tentacles, and roleplay, oh my! This mini-episode also answers listener questions re: sex magic, monster toys, and fantasizing about something against your values (spooky!!) To get a discount on my favorite sex toys, use code BBIRNA at Unboundbabes.com on Flick, Ollie, or any other purchase Check out other links and submit a question or Hall…

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HALLOWEEN BONUS: Madame Limp Gimp and Professor Se-man 59:15

14d ago59:15

59:15

Smack, Smack, and Smack, oh my! Make sure to say it three times cause you’ve never had a pumpkin spice cum shot like this before…seeds and all. Stuff me like a turkey and call me Gord cause Holly Wilde is munchin’ this pumpkin pie with the novel Hallowpeen. Jerk my Jack-o-lantern and bob on my butternut balls cause this threesome is about to seed y…

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#46 Are ED med commercials killing your boners? 1:00:51

24d ago1:00:51

1:00:51

Is it just me, or are there ads for erectile dysfunction meds everywhere lately? I investigate what this cultural shift means for male sexuality in the US. Plus, I answer listener questions about female Viagra, performance anxiety, and gimmicky ED supplements. To get a discount on my favorite sex toys, use code BBIRNA at Unboundbabes.com on Flick o…

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BONUS EPISODE: Swish and Flick ft. Olivie Blake 1:15:16

1M ago1:15:16

1:15:16

Veggie tales, Veggie porn, and Vageggies, oh my! Calling all smuts for a very special surprise bonus episode! Who knew fanfiction could be this hot? Mikayla sure didn't. RIP Max Goof and may Natalie Dormer spare us all. Join us this week as NYT bestselling author Olivie Blake tells us what makes a man hot and why we need more bitches, while your mi…

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A Hypothetical Episode 1:00:14

4M ago1:00:14

1:00:14

Shrimp, Fingers, and God, oh my! Well put a “hypothetical” diaper on me and let me jump out a goddamn “hypothetical” window cause it’s the “hypothetical” finale “hypothetical” bitchessss! These dysentery queens mean business and God (the magic 8 ball) has spoken so we must read A Legend in the Baking by Jamie Wesley. Dharma "hypothetically" smells …

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Wafty Pie 47:21

4M ago47:21

47:21

Yeti’s, Bigfoots, and Housewives, oh my! This week our clams are scared shut with Seduced by Big foot and Ravaged by the Yeti by E. Roche-Poesy. Dancing testicles and flapping window shutters. What more could you ask for? Definitely less…that’s for sure. Is she she high or just just delulu? Who let Gizmo out of their cage? Put them on house arrest …

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The Girl with the Snakeskin Ankle Boots 57:29

5M ago57:29

57:29

Cuts, Clubs, and Cum, oh my! Have you ever seen a man barefoot in the club? If so, call 1-800 TAKE-IT-OUT-BACK.org. This week we’ve got cum seeping out our pores as we read Promises and Pomegranates by Sav R Miller. Open up our wounds and slurp our juices ‘cause David Guetta’s writing a sick beat that'll have everyone Barefoot in the Club™. As the …

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#45 Sporty Sex & Sexy Sports 37:11

5M ago37:11

37:11

Challengers hit theaters and suddenly everyone wants two boyfriends and tennis lessons, and I don't blame them. I give my two cents on the film (minimal spoilers—don't worry!), discuss whether Gen Z really hates sex scenes, and answer questions about DP, sexting, and "overperforming" in bed. Recorded at Studio Friends in Tribeca, NYC To get a disco…

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The Twelve Handed Man 1:06:58

6M ago1:06:58

1:06:58

Prepped, Primed, and Primped, oh my! HE’S A MURDERER! But he’s kind of cute… HE’S A MURDERER! But he got 12 hands. The one and only Lora Leigh is back back back again and she didn’t come to play fair…. no no no she came to Play Dirty. Wands at the ready cause this hook dick is magic. It’s Wingardium letmefuckyourASS, not Wingardium letmefuckYOURass…

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Ding Dong Derek's Dead 57:42

6M ago57:42

57:42

Keep Sweet, Pray, and Obey, oh my! Hold onto your Daddies cause Kayla Daniels is coming for them in the Mormon tale, The Daddy Trap. PBS kids said…for the love of a child, families are forever. At last, darn it! Squat me! Murdered sisters, paternity tests, and Jesus for the win! Wags and wagettes unite as Nana does unspeakable things. Dentures out …

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Mein Eyes See Green 59:26

6M ago59:26

59:26

Running, Ripping, and Relentless Tonguing, oh my! He’s a green viking and she’s Billie Eilish. This week K.L. Wyatt’s Stolen by the Orc Commander will have you pulling into the insemination station. Pacino could never. Coked out fingers and morse code fucking is the vibe and Gangrene is the password. Step aside Game of Thrones cause a new green mea…

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Poop Dick 54:46

7M ago54:46

54:46

Rylan, Wolf, and Malachai, oh my! It’s giving vampire diaries meets beauty and the beast meets little red riding hood meets Rylan meets Twilight meets The Last Airbender meets Perma-smirking meets Court of the Vampire Queen by Katee Robert meets ohhhh she’sssss the hisserrrrrrr! Bring back queen Katee and let them eat poop dicks. He wipes. Don’t wo…

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#44 Far from the Finish Line: Anorgasmia and Unsatisfying O's 59:58

7M ago59:58

59:58

So, you've tried everything, but you're still not "getting there." In this episode, you'll learn about the possible causes of female anorgasmia and how to make adjustments to facilitate pleasure. Subscribe to birna.substack.com for my newsletter, On the Nightstand for bonus content Use code BBIRNA at Unboundbabes.com for a discount on my favorite t…

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#43 Sexpionage, Curved Dicks, and Open Toed Shoes 52:19

7M ago52:19

52:19

I discuss the history of the prosthetic scrotum I saw at the spy museum, which sent me down a rabbit hole of sexual relations in intel operations. Plus: evolutionary theories on curved penises, why caffeine makes some people super horny, and my biggest dating "icks" Subscribe to birna.substack.com for my newsletter, On the Nightstand Use code BBIRN…

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Knock Knock 45:52

7M ago45:52

45:52

Beds, Knobs, and Broomsticks, oh my! Knock my knocker and call me Susan. We’re off our hinges this week as we read Unhinged by Vera Valentine. Whoever sent us this suggestion…who hurt you? Freud says it’s your mother but let's be honest, you’ve defs thought about fuckin’ your door. Skinny doors and skinny penises unite ‘cause as one door closes ano…

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#42 Size Queens, Flicks of the Wrist, and Swallowing Spit 51:46

7M ago51:46

51:46

Another cozy Q&A episode answering anonymous questions about penetration, flogging, negotiating something sexy, and the relationship between vaping and ED. A mixed bag of topics with plenty of personal details and hot takes dotted throughout. Subscribe to birna.substack.com for my newsletter, On the Nightstand Use code BBIRNA at Unboundbabes.com fo…

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#41 Antiquated Flirting, Prostate Play, and Cheating Kinks 47:52

8M ago47:52

47:52

You asked, I answered. Except this time, I surveyed my friends (of the real-life and internet variety) to help me with some topics. Here's what my circle is chatting about this week: What are some modern-day don'ts when it comes to flirting? How can I tell if I want an open relationship or just enjoy the thrill of cheating? Why does prostate pleasu…

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#40 Tales from the Sex Shop with Saga from Losti 1:11:44

8M ago1:11:44

1:11:44

What's it like running a sex shop? I sat down with my former boss, Saga Lluvia, owner of the sex toy store Losti in Iceland, to chat about peddling pleasure. We answered listener questions about the types of customers we encountered, the toys we recommend, and so much more. Sub to my newsletter birna.substack.com for more sex ed content Use code BB…

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Gaggle of Gaggers 1:02:51

8M ago1:02:51

1:02:51

Feral, Flaming, and Flourishing, oh my! Here’s the deal. You suggest a book. We’re gonna read it…and forget who suggested it. This week on Mikayla’s Therapy Session Elle Kennedy is comin in hot with The Deal. Raise your voice and blow my whistle cause this soapy dick has one more brain cell left and Dharma’s gonna cry about it while swinging that b…

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#39 Love is Blind's Lessons in Sex Ed with Saga from Losti 1:18:26

8M ago1:18:26

1:18:26

Love is Blind may be reality TV, but the conversations about birth control, sexual values, and red flags are sparking real-life debates. We recap the show up until the last two episodes and ask ourselves: Is love really blind, and is love always enough? Saga Lluvia, the owner of sex shop Losti, joins in as an avid watcher and gives her perspective …

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Germans in a Tree 59:02

9M ago59:02

59:02

Orchard-ers, Shaved Foreheads, and Maiden veils, oh my! It took us 30 minutes to come up with a title for this episode so you better freaking enjoy it. Please welcome back the infamous Lynsay Sands with her book Hunting for a Highlander. Great Scot! We got apples, blankets, and papers galore. Objects or children? Ask Gwenyth. Hymen? I barely know h…

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#38: Lessons in Chemistry 54:28

9M ago54:28

54:28

This week is a mix of serious and fun topics (isn't it always?) as I work through how reproductive rights restrictions are limiting our desire. Plus, I swap stories with listeners while answering the question, "Have you ever had crazy sexual chemistry with someone, and it surprised you?" Use code BBIRNA at Unboundbabes.com for a discount and suppor…

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Deck-Her 47:10

9M ago47:10

47:10

Dogs, Drugs, and the DEA, oh my! It’s season 4 smutzzzzz! Get ready for a wild season of shenanigans and Mikayla’s sex life in unbearable detail. Starting off strong with Tee O’Fallon’s Tough Justice. We judged a book by its cover and ended up in smut jail. Hot and heavy who? Wild animal who? K-9, more like 69. Strap on your dildo holster cause thi…

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#37: Cowgirls, Coaches, and Sex Tapes (Valentine's Episode) 54:42

9M ago54:42

54:42

The spiciest episode of the relaunch (so far)!! Enjoy this special edition of Beyond the Bedroom, answering all the spicy, steamy, fun questions I get from listeners. Bonus: lightning round of my favorite confessions of the week. Happy Valentine's Day! Plus, how-to's on keeping sex tapes safe, buying a powerful toy, and initiating that threesome wi…

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#36 Strong Swimmers 1:01:04

9M ago1:01:04

1:01:04

This episode is all about ejaculation; I discuss both how it happens and how people feel about it. Does pineapple really improve the taste? Why do people shoot it at different speeds? Are breeding kinks real? What's the deal with blue balls? All of these listener questions are answered & more. Leave a message for the podcast through the link in my …

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#35: Has squirting divided the nation? 49:48

10M ago49:48

49:48

Welcome back! I discuss the public perceptions of squirting by diving into my comment section and finding the nuance of "hate sex." Use code BBIRNA at Unbound to support the pod and shop with a discount! Products mentioned: Ollie (wand) and Puff (suction toy) Find me on socials @bbirna (IG, Tiktok, Threads) Check out "On the Nightstand," my free ne…

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HOLIDAY BONUS: Bears-a-Bleeding 53:06

11M ago53:06

53:06

Birds, Eggnog, and 12-inch Tongues, oh my! On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…Railed by the Krampus by Dalia Davies. Just kidding, he actually gave me a lot of birds for some reason. Join us on our candy cane adventure through the land of eggnog cocks, bleeding bears, and swimming swans and rabbits jumping and men cumming and part…

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HALLOWEEN BONUS: Bootyhole Dress 1:01:34

1y ago1:01:34

1:01:34

Peencers, Lipsticks, and Cervixisez, oh my! Let us spin you a tale on this hallows of all eves. What has 6 legs, 4 arms, peencers, and a bootyhole working overtime? Kayden. In a shocking tale of high cervixes and lighthouses with lights, learn what it means to be hog-tied in a space jungle continuum. Ensnared by Tiffany Roberts will have you scream…

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Mikayla Takes the Wheel (Pt. 3) 59:20

1y ago59:20

59:20

Baby, Child, and Offspring, oh my! YOUR ASS IS GRASS YA BASTARD! Welcome to the finale of Season 3! If you’ve made it this far... What’s wrong with you? But also…we are THE BEST podcast ever soooo. You’re welcome. Erin and Dominic are back in this tale as old as time. Is their child still dead? Will there be more cuckolding? Is Mikayla still illite…

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Be Gay! 53:36

1+ y ago53:36

53:36

Because I, Because you, Because we, oh my! Shut up inner dialogue! This title may be misleading but…we don’t care. Deal with it. Have you ever been a misogynist and dreamt of ordering a woman online? Well…this episode is for you ‘cause women are meant to be mothers, ‘cause cows are meant to be cows, and ‘cause men are meant to be cowboys that ride …

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Yes, Daddy UNLOCKED 58:16

1+ y ago58:16

58:16

Papa, Pa, and Pops, oh my! It’s the last DP episode of Season 2 and guess what smuts…your unanimous decision unanimated our pussies. Good job Jamie! We are two very proud mistresses. When we say YES, you say DADDY. YES! DADDY! YES! DADDY!By Dharma & Mikayla

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Cooter Sling 59:15

1+ y ago59:15

59:15

Wings, Claws, and Tats, oh my! Watch your cholesterol! This man-se-ses is about to brine all up in here. King Henry is literally alive for 800 years and stalking a reincarnated witch in Stalked by the Boogie Man by Siggy Shade. Will you be pickled or blasted in a sea of cum? Bonus points if you can guess how his penis is “sparkles different”. And b…

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THE Book 59:33

1+ y ago59:33

59:33

Ogres, Coaches, and Shame Wizards, oh my! With a book cover like that…we were NOT prepared. We opened Pandora's box and our vaginas are not okay. Praise and thanks to our lord and savior, Tessa Bailey. She is really doing the lord’s work this week as we read Happenstance. Obsession, Confession, Possession, Aggression, Depression, Suspension. I don’…

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This Week on the Bachelor 48:26

1+ y ago48:26

48:26

In the name of the cowboy, the daddy, and the holy priest, oh my! Can I walk you out? Will you accept this rose? Can I steal you for a second? Is she here for the right reasons or is he just a cowboy who can write letters. Guess who? It’s Chris Harrison and he had the audacity to write a “book”. Take a moment…say your goodbyes as we read The Perfec…

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The Season of Seasoning 48:00

1+ y ago48:00

48:00

Fish Food, Shark Men, and Stolen Identities, oh my! Da Da…Da Da…Da Da Da Da DA DA DA DA DA!!! Shark Week came early this year, folks! Chum at the ready as we read Does It Hurt by H.D. Carlton. Will this book have you breaching the surface or capsizing and sinking? Those choices mean nothing but you should be used to this by now. Water Bound who? Wh…

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Hmm... why? 56:13

1+ y ago56:13

56:13

How, Dare, You, oh my! Ever wondered what it would be like to be with a man that folds your clothes? Well get ready cause he’s defs gonna be sniffing your neck and braiding your hair. As Avril Lavigne once said, “She was meek and he was flaccid.” Welcome to 50 Shades of FUCKED UP! Edward would never! It took us three seasons to get here but we fina…

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400°F 1:02:03

1+ y ago1:02:03

1:02:03

Croissants, Eclairs, and Cannolis, oh my! No whisk, no weward this week as we wead Her Pastry Shifters by Mia Harlan. Will her stiff peaks get your rolling pins rolling or will this be a salmonella food fight to the death. Ever wanted to be fucked by a pastry? Yes? Well, that’s fucked. Prepare for your jelly doughnut handjob cause this is an erecti…

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The Edge of the Century 1:03:17

1+ y ago1:03:17

1:03:17

Kidnapping, Lesbians, and Escorts, oh my! We Googled “sexiest lesbian erotica” and The Night Off by Meghan O’Brien came up so that’s what we’re reading. Get ready for the most engorged, plump, erect, slick and sliding, nasty horny slut sex that you’ve ever had the pleasure of bucking your probing puckered juices on. We are going to pump and stroke …

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Nobody Loves Raymond 1:06:23

1+ y ago1:06:23

1:06:23

Dead, dripping, and …disingenuous, oh my! Ha Ha Heinous. The shit hit the vent this week as we read Going Public by Hudson Lin. Get ready to be mansplained gay sex by a woman. A-N-A-L S-E-X-uh. Pungent sex and wrinkly holes here we come. This episode is brought to you by Essence of C0ck N.2. A new NYMBC fragrance. Available in stores nowhere.…

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THE P*nis 47:39

1+ y ago47:39

47:39

Never The Same, Totally Unique, and Completely Not Ever Been Done Before, oh my! -Lady Gaga Get ready to get a heart boner cause this week we’re reading Delta of Venus by the infamous Anaïs Nin. Shit ‘bout to get classy up in here smutz! Get your cock-tails and phallic shaped cigars ready cause this episode is steeped in (whisper) literature realne…

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RELEASE THE KRAKEN! 48:53

1+ y ago48:53

48:53

Senators, Centaurs, and Slime, oh my! Tentacles are feet. Welcome to another episode of Not Your Mother’s Book Club where this week we are reading The Kraken’s Sacrifice by Katee Robert. Like his mucusy tentacles, you’ll be as slick as a slippery lil snakey snake. Didn’t have a tentacle kink before this? You do now.…

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Gold Star 1:04:22

1+ y ago1:04:22

1:04:22

Secretaries, Ex-Boyfriend’s Daddies, and Job Hunting, oh my! This week we are finding the limit and playing within it. Yayy! It’s praise kinks! Now get on your knees as we read Praise by Sara Cate. Daddy likes it when you do as you’re told. Join our Patreon and give us money. That’s our good lil smut.…

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Ballerina Vallerina 1:22:39

1+ y ago1:22:39

1:22:39

Bowing, Mewling, and Arching, oh my! The Gods have arrived and they are ready to fight for your vaginas…but only after global warming. Do you taste sounds, command shadows, and have a burning sensation in your fingers? Well sounds like you have…hemorrhoids. Please consult your doctor before sacrificing yourself in a universal war that makes no sens…

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#34: Did you wear Thinx? Don’t Panic! 36:08

1+ y ago36:08

36:08

Why did period underwear company Thinx get sued? Are my menstrual products toxic? And what the F are PFAS? In this episode, I answer these questions and more as it relates to the ongoing class action lawsuit against Thinx. I also give my advice as someone working in reproductive public health and who owned a few pairs myself. This podcast episode i…

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Jurassic My A$$ 52:54

1+ y ago52:54

52:54

Shotguns, Shower Heads, and Buttholes, oh my! A dinosaur called Big Al walks into a bar. Knock Knock. It’s his 7 foot d*ck. Protect your extremities. Welcome to another episode of Not Your Mother’s Book Club where this week we read Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer by Lola Faust. Also Mikayla traumatizes Dharma with a horrifying tale. We will leave you wit…

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The Boot of the Ball 52:06

2y ago52:06

52:06

Serenity, Passion, and Surrender, oh my! Welcome back, smutz, to another season of chaos! Mikayla’s celibate and Dharma has a Southern drawl. What’s new? When the clock strikes midnight…you know what happens. Sex. No shoes left behind as we read Cinderfella by Linda Jones. Were they slip-on? Did they fit? Is he gay? Tune in to find out.…

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HOLIDAY BLOOPERS 17:11

2y ago17:11

17:11

Funnies, Out-takes, and Rants, oh my! New year. Same chaos.By Dharma & Mikayla

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HOLIDAY BONUS: The Book That Broke Us 1:32:19

2y ago1:32:19

1:32:19

Magic, Mistletoe, and Moaning, oh my! You must have all been extra naughty this year to deserve what you're about to hear. Finishing off 2022 strong with our longest, most unhinged, and chaotic bonus episode of all time. Buckle your belts and secure your Santa hats because Old Saint Nick is filling you with his holiday cheer and peppermint stuffing…

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HALLOWEEN BONUS: Earthbender 1:08:30

2y ago1:08:30

1:08:30

Pebbles, Boulders, and Stones, oh my! Happy Halloween you ghouls! It’s monster season so we’re bringing you Titan: A Gargoyle Daddy Dom Romance by Jillian Graves. Will this monster have you doing the mash or time warping away? Bonus question…what does a gargoyle's semen look like? Wanna know? Hit play if you dare.…

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