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1) Maybe after this, you'll be in the mood for some Manilow. 2) I mean, look at you. Your body's bangin'! 3) Go online and look it up. 4) Go check out how hung Florida is. 5) Maybe we can come up with a punishment for straying off topic. 6) If only we had one. 7) We want to see if they twirl their junk in the other direction. 8) To the walk-in clos…
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Probably because we left the diagram of it in the restaurant, and none of us wanted to walk back. Two days later, Penny moved in, and so much blood rushed to your genitals, your brain became a ghost town. Getting Penny to go back out with him after she dumped him. Tricking Penny into getting engaged.And a few weeks ago, he almost did a pull-up. I t…
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And I'm sure you can turn it around. What if you just hang around and act like her friend until you wear her down? Well, maybe people would like you more if you didn't crap all over their ideas Then again, why wouldn't I? I mean, we go way back. We'll get to see all the new stuff before it hits the shelves. Yes, but as a store owner, I'll finally h…
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Yes, but tell me a dinosaur chicken salad sandwich wouldn't hit the Mesozoic spot. We still on for tomorrow night? According to a recent study out of Oxford University, when someone takes on a new romantic partner, You'll get a Christmas card for a couple of years, and then you're dead to me. Do you know how many HBOs that leech had my mother get h…
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It has avocado on it. She's allergic to avocado. Are you so jealous of our relationship you want Amy to die? The number nine -- oddly, only a four. Which is why a curly fry only gets a two. If I wanted curls for dinner, I'd order a clown wig. Oh, what did those rascals do now? It's been around for 25 years,Well, kind of takes the romance out of rel…
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I'm heckling you. It's a beloved part of baseball. May I remind you that you're talking to the seeker, beater, chaser and water boy of the third place Griffith Park Quidditch team. Cut it out! You're hurting my feelings! You guys are going out two nights in a row?I missed a number of date nights while I was on my train trip, and I'm contractually o…
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Amy, please. I am trying to figure out a way to intellectually emasculate a dear friend of mine. You better watch that attitude, buddy. Why are you going to so much trouble to prove that you're smarter than Wolowitz? thus causing me to lash out at anything or anyone that threatens my intellectual superiority. And if you're gonna spend all your time…
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Hey, as long as the baby's healthy. I wonder if Stalin considered any other animals. A half-human, half-hippo soldier would be pretty badass. You would wind up with an army so cute it couldn't be attacked. The answer is cuddly soldiers with big flat noses. Moving on. Did you get a chance to look over the materials I gave you? I'm sensing awkwardnes…
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1) Hang on. You traveled across the entire country 2) Well, I'm a people person. 3) Mm-hmm. one of those chubsters even had an insulin pump! 4) I doubt there's any funny business going on. 5) not tell Bernadette how badly I blew this interview? 6) with that squeaky little voice. 7) You ready to move on to the mustard round?8) quietly stewing for th…
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Show Notes 1) I’m just getting on a train2) So a few things don’t go your way and your best decision is to ride the railslike a hobo?3) I am overwhelmed4) I need to get away and think5) Is it all possible that you’re knitting a pair of pants?6) I embarked on a railroad journey of healing7) My favorite book store burned down8) My roommate got engage…
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