Best Lastcomicstanding Podcasts (2024)

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The Way of the Turtle 10:06

3+ y ago10:06

10:06

There once was a turtle named Mitch, The Dems thought of him as a bitch, He kissed the beasts ass, The beast pushed out some gas, Forever Mitch has found his sweet nitch.

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The Trump Cult 19:15

3+ y ago19:15

19:15

The elections, the virus, the trump cult, oh my!

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Bill Devlin Part 2 32:17

3+ y ago32:17

32:17

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Bill Devlin Part 1 31:51

3+ y ago31:51

31:51

Ever wonder what angry monkeys, Hüsker Dü, Church Picnic and some guy named Carrie have in common? Monkeys With Matches, thats what.

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Shall We Overcome? 15:04

3+ y ago15:04

15:04

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter - Martin Luther King

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The Illuminati 19:09

4y ago19:09

19:09

Too many things are occurring for even a big heart to hold. -Yeats

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Joseph Skokie 20:10

4y ago20:10

20:10

Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing, only a signal shown, and a distant voice in the darkness; So on the ocean of life, we pass and speak one another, only a look and a voice, then darkness again and a silence. -HW Longfellow

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Unicorn Santa Pony Tail 23:09

4y ago23:09

23:09

The only reason people don't know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is. -Stephen Fry

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She's A Star 26:00

4y ago26:00

26:00

My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends— It gives a lovely light! -Edna Millay

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Jack 21:40

4y ago21:40

21:40

The little fish eats the tiny fish, the big fish eats the little fish. So only the biggest fish gets fat. Do you know any folks like that? -Anonymous

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Kamala 26:04

4y ago26:04

26:04

Still I Rise "You may shoot me with your words, You may cut me with your eyes, You may kill me with your hatefulness, But still, like air, I’ll rise.” -Maya Angelou

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Question 3 22:41

4y ago22:41

22:41

A voice said, look me in the stars and tell me truly, men of earth, if all the soul-and-body scars, were not too much to pay for birth. -Robert Frost

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Question 2 19:29

4y ago19:29

19:29

A piece of gum lay on the ground, it's minty fresh taste long ago gone. It had been chewed and chewed until tired jaw. It bended my heart, my mind, my awe.

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Question 1 21:01

4y ago21:01

21:01

Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process they do not become monsters. If you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you. -Nietzsche

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Us Don't Have To Worry Bout Covid 28:50

4y ago28:50

28:50

Prezident Cheezel deletes lockdown, deletes the World Health Organization, deletes the memory of George Floyd, then hunkers in his hunker bunker, hunkers with freedom fries at midnight, a lights out party at the House of White. His rancid data dump is oozing out of our phones, like they say go big or go home. Fires on the perimeter spell DOOM MF to…

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Gaia's Had Enough 16:29

4y ago16:29

16:29

On the day the world ends A bee circles a clover, A fisherman mends a glimmering net. Happy porpoises jump in the sea, By the rainspout young sparrows are playing And the snake is gold-skinned as it should always be. On the day the world ends Women walk through the fields under their umbrellas, A drunkard grows sleepy at the edge of a lawn, Vegetab…

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The Nihilist 14:40

4y ago14:40

14:40

The flowers betrayed The colors decayed Soaking with dismay It's death they might say Where they all lose and no one wins But this is how your life begins - anonymous

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Total Collapse 22:47

4+ y ago22:47

22:47

Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire, I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great. And would suffice. - R. Frost

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Nation State 41:06

4+ y ago41:06

41:06

The heights by great men reached and kept Were not attained by sudden flight, But they, while their companions slept, Were toiling upward in the night. -Longfellow

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COVID Calling 40:18

4+ y ago40:18

40:18

What are heavy? Sea-sand and sorrow; What are brief? Today and tomorrow; What are frail? Spring blossoms and youth; What are deep? The ocean and truth. - Christina Rossetti

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Joigny 20:19

4+ y ago20:19

20:19

What do Lambs, Jools Holland, PoiL, Gentle Giant and civil war have in common? Monkeys With Matches...

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Certainty 17:54

4+ y ago17:54

17:54

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Faith 16:33

4+ y ago16:33

16:33

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Where's The Ball? 20:36

4+ y ago20:36

20:36

What happens when baseballs, candy and Greenland all change at the same time? Another Monkeys With Matches episode.

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The Sleeping Giant 23:52

5y ago23:52

23:52

Can someone set an alarm clock for now?

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Alexa 26:54

5y ago26:54

26:54

What does Indivisible, Arizona voter suppression, Bainbridge Island, Chinese politics and Stephen Colbert have in common? Monkeys With Matches of course.

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Oppenheimer or Trump 14:10

5y ago14:10

14:10

All the way from Bayside Maine, the boys argue about the end of the world. Put down your bets.

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Aliens, Boredom And The Apocalypse 20:41

5y ago20:41

20:41

All the way from the rain forest we figure it all out, and it's not going well.

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Hacked 27:00

5y ago27:00

27:00

What do Bruce Schneier, mooning, Buddha-Judge and Satin all have in common? Monkeys With Matches!

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Mac and Sleaze 19:54

5y ago19:54

19:54

Apple sucks, GIECO commercials scare people in the 16th century and why were cavemen so mean?

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It's Breakfast Time 20:40

5+ y ago20:40

20:40

Monkeys lighting their feet on fire and talking birds. Perfect playground conversation.

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The Super Bug 19:34

5+ y ago19:34

19:34

Computer cancer, mind hacking and Dixieland. Snap, crackle and pop...

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The Aviary 27:11

6y ago27:11

27:11

New blue diamonds, 8 tracks, showering and our first kiss. Very informative!

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The Shipyard 17:07

6y ago17:07

17:07

Protools sucks! Oh and so does Alex Jones.

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The Fair 18:03

6y ago18:03

18:03

Are we part of the elite class? The boys travel to Flashlight Idaho to find out.

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Hussong's Cantina 11:16

6y ago11:16

11:16

All the way from Ensenada Mexico the boys contemplate spaghetti sauce, diabetes and mind bending social media.

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The Ladies Room 21:13

6+ y ago21:13

21:13

Trump is the drunk at the end of the bar. Shut him up for Christ sakes!

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The Auction 24:49

6+ y ago24:49

24:49

Buying a horse isn't easy, especially when the conversation turns to the 34%.

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The Dump 18:11

6+ y ago18:11

18:11

The dump is the perfect place to discuss the CEO's that are stealing our lives.

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The Beach 19:06

6+ y ago19:06

19:06

What a better place than the beach to discuss dogs, tattoos and Trick of the Tail?

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The Disco 19:45

6+ y ago19:45

19:45

Turns out that Jesus and milk cartons are completely different.

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The Tennis Game 16:34

7y ago16:34

16:34

How do those tissue paper things in airport restrooms work and who threw his underwear in a tree? Those important questions answered in this weeks episode.

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Church 22:15

7y ago22:15

22:15

A review of Sebastian Junger's new book "Tribe" and Debbie Wasserman Schultz counts penguins.

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The Park 14:38

7y ago14:38

14:38

Scott makes an eerie prediction...

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Chinatown 18:57

7y ago18:57

18:57

The Flintstones, Jonny Quest or slasher movies?

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The Woods 18:28

7y ago18:28

18:28

Jonny Quest, The Flintstones, The Thing, The Blob, There's Something on the Wing, X The Unknown and Rodger T. "Race" Bannonto.

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The Cleaners 20:01

7y ago20:01

20:01

Profiting off the relationship between humans and talking dogs.

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The Bullfight 19:39

7y ago19:39

19:39

In this episode the boys enjoy a bull-fight while discussing false equivalency, profiting off the afflictions of human beings and talking dogs.

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What Do You Live For? 19:11

7y ago19:11

19:11

Gearheads are annoying! Who's cares what model keyboard you have, can you play the thing? Craig and Jonathan live to live and Scott has to water the plants tomorrow.