A 41 year old woman who has neither of these things. Yet. D*ck Jokes and Social Commentary from Bafta Breakthrough Stand Up comedian Luisa Omielan. I have killed myself on the live circuit for over decade and loved it. With one woman shows such as 'What Would Beyonce Do?!'. "Am I Right Ladies?!', 'Politics for Bitches' and most recently, my self produced special 'God is a Woman'. The men I started out with are household names and Dads where as I get notes from my neighbours, telling me not t ...
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SEASON 3 is out now. Join me as i take Bernie and my car and go on a roadtrip around Europe. Doing an awkward route but chasing clubs! Seeking joy and putting on shows wherever they will have me. SEASON 2 is up now! Hello! I am back, it's ten years since What Would Beyonce Do?! and I am turning 40 this year so join me as i embark on a Best of my one woman show, show!! TOUR Season 1 Following me chatting on my stand up tour in Autumn 2021. Hello, I am Luisa Omielan, creator of one woman stand ...
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Talking about anniversaries and birthdays and making new traditions when you've lost loved ones. I am going on tour!! I would love to see you there! Am i coming near you? Head to www.luisaomielan.com/tickets to see and purchase!By Luisa Omielan
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Hello! Today chatting about the Mat Rife comedy special avail on Netflix. AND Editos, what are they like eh?! I am going on tour!!! Would love to see you at a show. Let me know if i am coming to a city near you! www.luisaomielan.com/ticketsBy Luisa Omielan
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Joining me today we have Pasqualey, we chat Nigel Farage Twat head in the jungle and turning 40.By Luisa Omielan
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50 shades of Grey / Older women dating younger men.
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This week we talk abut goign grey and dying hair. Also referenced is my stand up show where you can see this viral clip. The show is called God is a Woman. The tiktok clip is here: The whole show you can stream or download here: I am goign on tour!!!! Tickets are on sale now at www.luisaomielan.com/tickets. I would love to see you there! Are you co…
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"one of the funniest Shows at the Fringe' the Telegrapgh **** www.luisaomielan.com/tickets Aberdeen Tree Wed 10th April Belfast Mac Friday 12th April Birmingham Tuesday 14th March Bristol Hen and Chickens G. Friday March 29 Brighton Komedia Thursday 7th March Cambridge Junction Thursday 4th April Cardiff Sat 6th April Edinburgh Thurs 25 April Glasg…
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An email from a farm shop has led to an existential single and gonna die alone melt.By Luisa Omielan
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A podcast from someone who doesn't know a lot but who is trying to learn about world events and has come to a simple but obvious conclusion. On a more serious note, watching the news and current world events. I implore us all to research and read and listen as much as we can. There are so many people with authority and insights on topics we may not…
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It was so much easier when we were younger to eat want you wanted, drink what you wanted and party all night long. Now we talk about waking up and shit creeks. #turning40 #40s #funnyfemalecontent #podcast #comedy #women #jokes #positivebodyimageBy Luisa Omielan
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More and more women are choosing to have dogs as opposed to kids. Let's discuss! New Insta account www.instagram.com/famouswithababyBy Luisa Omielan
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Everyones Favourite Couple. The Beckham doc on Netfix
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Glen Hoddle and soo many others owe David a massive apology. And did VB cost the UK the world cup?! Hhahahaha I LOVE HER.By Luisa Omielan
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Public Love. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce has got me woo'ed.
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This episode I chat about public love. Watching Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce show public admiration for each other has me all up in my feels. NFL might be going in to Hard but they are not hard enough! What do you guys think? Do you like a public love or do you keep it on the dl? What is importnt to you when it comes to dating? I've had relationsh…
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Self Employed people pleaser and the U.K property crisis
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I have always been self employed, I am my own boss, and I am a very easy going one. To myself lol. Is it harder now to be in employment? Is self employment the way to go? The social contract has changed, job security is out. So how do we navigate business on our own terms? And HOW do you be assertive and kind as a business woman?…
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Dating in your 40s, do you date for what you want. Date to meet someone. Date to not waste your time. What do we do with men who do waste our time? I think we have a solution.... #podcast #comedy #roevswade #dating #singleat40 #40s #datingBy Luisa Omielan
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Can you be Proud to be British? What does that mean? Can you have pride over something you have no control over. I am PROUD to have brown eyes. is this a thing? Lets chat about it.By Luisa Omielan
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Some thoughts on the devastating news about GCSE student Elianne Andam, the young woman that was murdered in Croydon this week. Such a horrible crime and so sad to read about. Much love to her family.By Luisa Omielan
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Let me fill you in on my experience travelling with my dog at 40. A 3 month road trip across Europe. Some tips, tricks, do's and maybe avoids. Check out more on my adventure by visiting my other podcast Notes On Tour Comedy Special www.luisaomielan.com/godisawomanBy Luisa Omielan
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At first I was afraid, I was petrified....Surviving 40.
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The initial first episode for this podcast which got put aside for the news. These are my thoughts and feelings on turning 40 and now 41, and what we do about it. Looking at tissues, questions, life decisions that face women today. That face me, things that face me, topics I cover in my stand up sets and shows, that I would like to explore as a per…
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Hello, Well what do you do when you need to make major life decisions? Call the experts of course! Sadly it didnt go to plan. Wanted to share with you todays disappointment. I hoped to gain some clarity by asking a complete stranger for their insight but then she told me that i liked water sports and i knew, this isnt it boo, this isn't it. #comedy…
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A Female Comedians Perspective on Dispatches: Russell Brand
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Following the Dispatches documentary on Russell Brand, allegations of Rape, Sexual assault and abuse. Join female comedian Luisa Omielan, her immediate thoughts on the show, on misogony in comedy, rape allegations, the hypocrisy of standards between men and women and how internalised misogony can also result in women enabling this environment.…
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Episode 2 of my Notes on Tour podcast. EU edition. Join me as I head towards Milan. I drove through Dijon in France, down to Lake Annecy. Then into Italy and down towards Milan where I Performed thanks to the Accademia del Comico and on to Lake Maggiore. STUNNING!! Little practical sisters give the BEST advice.…
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We were in Paris. -Welcome Back to Notes on Tour. Season 3. Ep 1
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Hi Gang, Join me and Bernie as we seek joy and any cafe comedy club that will have us. NO YOU TURNED 40 and are having a mid life crisis / adventure. Love to hear your feedback as long as it's not cruel or mental. Thanks Big love x Music: KATMANDU - Bob Seger EMPTY CANS- The Streets PLACES Monmarte - Place i Stayed. Saint Chapelle - Stain Glass Cha…
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Join me as i head to Newcastle with a torn disk. Was really feeling it with this show. I ended up performing on stage, having taken a sofa out the dressing room, with a black curtain thrown over it and my heated blanket pad! Very rock n roll. As always the audiences were so caring and loving andI'm just so thankful and lucky to have you. This is th…
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Join me as I head to the beautiful city of Bristol. Bernie came along for this one and highjacked the stage whilst being adorable with it. Had lovely chats with audience members and I got a 40th birthday cake organised! Cake maker: https://www.instagram.com/lydias_little_bakes Tour Dates: BELFAST MAC Saturday 24th September NEWCASTLE TYNE THEATRE &…
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Soho Theatre - A ten night run adventure!
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So this is an extended episode capturing ten nights of TEN at Soho Theatre. The turn around in emotions and energy was unbelievable. I feel so incredibly lucky and grateful to be able to do this, and to call it my career. I've loved it! This is a very honest reflection, might be TMI and apologies if there is any offence caused, not intentional, jus…
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I am back!!! Notes on Tour season 2!!! This time i am promoting a handful of very special dates, its ten years since my first show and I will be turning 40 this year, so to celebrate! I am doing a best of my one woman show show!! Join me for all the behind the scenes! For all dates and tickets see www.luisaomielan.com…
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Well its not quite ended how I expected, but have loved doing this lil side project. Upcoming shows are Valentines at Clapham Grand ' I Do' Zoom Work in Progress Dec 26th Music by Tom Grennan Little Bit Of LoveBy Luisa Omielan
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Two of my Favoruite B's next to Yonce and Ernie, Rule no 1. Do not feed the animals. Rule no. 2 Have the best time.By Luisa Omielan
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Last few shows remaining, visiting Bath Komedia, a gorgeous venue and Bernie had her mind blown when her favourite people showed up in Warwick.By Luisa Omielan
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What a difference a home cooked meal and a Bernadoodle makes! Two Beautiful shows and the age old question? Does Beyonce ever wee on herself on tour?By Luisa Omielan
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Playing the home town show being an absolute stress head, never get between a nervous woman and her chinese food.By Luisa Omielan
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Probably one of my favourite episodes to date, have added some adlibs from the show, let me know if you like this kinda vibe! Includes an Alfreton Jesus who likes Cobs and an ex boyfriend detour in front of one man who shat himself amongst a very loving Cardiff Crowd,By Luisa Omielan
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What do you do when you have a stage with a carpet, play on my friends, play on!By Luisa Omielan
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What happens when I visit the house i grew up in and invite my step father to come and see my very rude and non religious show. Also huge shout out to show manager at Camberley theatre who was just brilliant! LOVED her! xxBy Luisa Omielan
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Arriving in the pouring rain to an absolute belter of a venue, Its Halloween and photographer to the stars Andy Hollingworth is in the building.By Luisa Omielan
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Jenny Eclair is a comedy hero, icon and legend. She is part of the British Comedy elite and I was so happy she spoke to me about her current tour Sixty ffs. We talk about shit hotels, junk food and the best parts of gigging. https://jennyeclair.comBy Luisa Omielan
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When you have to do a Del Boy and your Giant dog is a piglet.By Luisa Omielan
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So what do you do when you pass your favourite farm shop and your crush surprises you by showing up to your workplace. Only your workplace is on stage when you have rain hair. A day in the life where I visited Bristol, one of the cities I spent a lot of my youth in.By Luisa Omielan
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A tale of two cities, after a 7 hour drive from Glasgow, its amazing what a good nights sleep can do! Two very different theatres, two very different messages but one big fat giant lovely audience! Talked with Ellen about the problems she faces trying to book female comics, its a drag! Is it tougher for women in comedy? is it tougher for women behi…
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Behind the scenes at Edinburgh and Glasgow, where I got to meet my beautiful Bernadoodle grand pup! And Head to Glasgow for free merch and a lovely dinner!By Luisa Omielan
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Hitting the road with some voice notes, a sold out show with a touchy audience and an empty room filled with all the love.By Luisa Omielan
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Hello, I am going on tour, the first since lockdown, I have been touring has a comedian since 2012, and i wanted to document the journey with a series of voice notes. This is some background for anyone interested in stand up and giant dogs.By Luisa Omielan
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