In the latest episode of the podcast “We Hired a Sitter for This,” hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte discuss a range of topics, beginning with updates on Patrick’s solo parenting journey while his wife, Ross, undergoes yoga teacher training, and her desire to clarify some misconceptions about her smoking habits. The hosts delve into home mai…

Hang on by the skin of your feet for this adrenaline rush of an episode!!By Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Patrick has a rough gig at a country club and Gastor helps him turn lemons into mangú.By Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

When is a horror movie too much? And other questionsBy Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

this week’s episode of We Hired a Sitter For This. Patrick and Gastor Almonte discuss another week in the life of comic fatherhood. Enjoy!!By Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Sometimes the angry bear is within you and sometimes it just wants your sandwichBy Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Our kids are back in the classroom and we have a lot to learn from themBy Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Two grown men get honest and real about money and work and the pressure of providingBy Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Gastor is back in the co-host chair and we discuss our co-headlining trip to Connecticut and the amazing donuts there. We also get into the challenges of home ownership, raising a child in a screen-based world, and the mysteries of the band 311.By Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Jeff Simmermon is a hilarious comic with a funny story to tell about slow, painful death. Take a listen and immerse yourself in the circle of birth and life and grieving.By Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

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Luke Thayer is a hilarious comedian and Christian. I wanted to sit down with him to talk about the role religion and church plays in his life as a parent, a comic, and member of the general community. He’s a great comic and you can find a bunch of his stuff online including a very very funny Dry Bar special. Check him out and enjoy this conversatio…

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🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 146 “Excrement Heavy Beginning” This summary was written by a robot In this episode, Patrick and Gastor dive into various entertaining and thought-provoking topics, from personal anecdotes to childhood memories. 🚽 Bathroom Etiquette Debate (00:00 – 10:15) The mechanics and acceptability of peeing …

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 145 “Nature Camp” This summary was written by a robot In this episode, Patrick and Gastor discuss a range of topics including personal updates, parenting dynamics, nature camps for children, childcare practices, childhood experiences, and reflections on their roles as parents. 🎙️ Podcast Recording…

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 144 “Tractor Bros” This summary was written by a robot In this episode, Patrick and Gastor cover a wide range of topics, including comedy shows, audience interaction, and the unexpected appeal of tractors. Here’s a breakdown of their discussion: 🎙️ Podcast Introduction and Banter (00:23 – 03:05) T…

The Holbertineaus travel up I-95 to visit the maternal grandparents. Hop in, you’re riding beach!!By Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Car trouble blowsBy Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Wow two episodes in a row with Ross back in the cockpit?? And this is a revealing one. So revealing it doesn’t seem right to put a bunch of bullet points in to Chat GPT to churn out show notes for this one. Does anyone even read these summaries? Do you hate that I use Chat GPT as much as I hate it? Please trust me- these notes are the only time I e…

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 140 “Peach Pit to The Max” This summary was written by a robot. In Episode 140 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” Patrick Holbert is joined by the original co-host, Ross Erin Martineau, for a candid discussion on relationships, parenting, and personal growth. Main Topics: 🐾 Veterinarian Visit: Patri…

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 139 “A Brolic Episode” This summary was written by a robot. In Episode 139 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte discuss a range of topics focusing on parenting and online safety for children. Main Topics: 🧑‍💻 Online Safety for Children: Patrick and Gastor delve…

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 138 “Civic Doody” This summary was written by a robot. In Episode 138 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte tackle an array of engaging topics, blending humor and insight in their signature style. Main Topics: ⚖️ Gastor’s Jury Duty Experience: Gastor shares his …

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 137 “Ancient Itch” This summary was written by a robot. In Episode 137 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte dive into a myriad of topics following their co-headlining gig in Westerly, RI. Main Topics: 🎤 Post-Gig Reflections: Join Patrick and Gastor as they refl…

Episode Title: “Drive to Hurleyville” 🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 136 This summary was written by a robot. Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte on a scenic drive in the Kia Sorento as they journey to a co-headlining gig in Hurleyville, NY. Along the way, they engage in a lively discussion covering a diverse arra…

Episode Title: “Bus Chase” 🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 135 This summary was written by a robot. Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 135 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on a journey of nostalgia, personal aspirations, and the intricacies of balancing family life with personal passions. …

Episode Title: “Naked Tres Golpes” 🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 134 This summary was written by a robot. Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 134 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on a candid exploration of personal experiences, comedy shows, and family vacations. Main Topics: 🎭 Behind the…

🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 133 This summary was written by a robot. Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 133 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they dive into a wide range of topics, from podcast duo names to navigating family traditions and parenting styles. Main Topics: 🎤 Podcast Duo Names: Laugh a…

After Patrick recounts his challenging week in exhausting detail, these guys discuss the following: (This somewhat dry list of topics was generated by AI that listened to us record this episode) 📊 Show Notes & Overview Discussion on communication habits with children Importance of positive talk and language use Encouraging self-confidence and healt…

🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 131: “Billionaires in Bikinis” This summary was written by a robot. Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 131 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they delve into a wide array of topics, from celebrity scandals to parenting advice from Reddit. Main Topics: 🎤 Recent Accusations…

🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 130: “Coco G Skips Easter” This summary was written by a robot. Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 130 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on another hilarious and insightful exploration of parenthood, comedy, and everyday absurdities. Main Topics: 🐰 Coco G’s E…

🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 129 “Regrets & Conundrums” This summary was written by a robot. Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 129 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they navigate the hilarious and sometimes challenging world of parenting through the lens of Reddit posts. Main Topics: 🐱 Cat Poop Con…

🎙️ Podcast Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 128: “Doctor New York” This summary was written by a robot. Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 128 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on another hilarious and candid exploration of life’s quirks and challenges. Main Topics: 🧢 Bespoke Caps and Misunderstandi…

🎙️ Podcast Summary (Written by a Robot): “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 127 Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 127 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on another hilarious and insightful journey through the ups and downs of comedy, parenting, and life on the road. Main Topics: 🚗 On the Road Again: Laugh alon…

🎙️ Podcast Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 126: “Don’t Know Nothing About Soap” This summary was written by a robot. Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 126 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they dive into a whirlwind of comedic discussions, personal anecdotes, and candid reflections. Main Topics: 📺 Encounterin…

Patrick and Gastor hit the road to take the stage together for the first time in this episode. Jump in the back seat and buckle up because you’re in for a wild ride! In this episode, the comedian dads talk about Patrick’s crappy car again; Neighborhood tribal politics & punishment; The surveillance industrial complex; Pet peeves amongst spouses, an…

🎙️ Podcast Summary written by a Robot: We Hired a Sitter For This – Episode 124 Comedians and hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte are back with another side-splitting episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This.” Join them as they dish out laughs, insights, and unfiltered commentary on the latest happenings in their lives and beyond. Main Topics: 🚗…

🎙️ Show Summary written by a robot: We Hired a Sitter For This – Episode 123: “Dad Bod Dynasty” Comedians and hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte are back with another uproarious episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This.” Tune in as they navigate the comedic landscape of fatherhood, sports, and the trials of parenting. Main Topics: 🏈 Super Bowl …

🎙️ Podcast Summary (Written by a Robot): “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 122: “Psychotic Levels of Romance” Join comedians and parents Patrick and Gastor in Episode 122 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they delve into a whirlwind of comedic discussions, ranging from childcare dilemmas to the complexities of romance and parenting. Main Topi…

🎙️ Podcast Summary (written by a Robot): “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 121 Patrick and Gastor are at it again in Episode 121 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” delivering a hearty dose of humor and insightful banter. Join the comedic duo as they explore everything from the quirks of life on the road to the unique roles sports and minimalism …

Podcast Summary (Written by a Robot): 🎙️ Title: “We Hired a Sitter For This” 🔥 Episode Title: “Ross is back and sick of it!” Hold onto your hats, folks! 🎩 The uproarious “We Hired a Sitter For This” is back, and this time, Patrick and Ross have wrestled the mics back from the clutches of Gastor. Ross, the OG co-host, is back, and she’s not holding …

🎙️ Podcast Summary Written By a Robot: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 119: “Emergency Contact Dog Psychic” Join Patrick and Gastor, the witty minds behind “We Hired a Sitter For This,” as they unravel the quirks of parenthood with candid humor. Parental Chronicles: 😴 Sleeping Saga: Patrick vents his comedic frustration about unexpected chal…

🎙️ Podcast Summary Written by a Robot: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 118: “Who is The Wknd? Join Patrick and Gastor in the latest episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” marked as their third hosting collaboration. The duo brings a fresh perspective and their signature humor to a range of intriguing topics. Main Topics: 🤔 The Pledge of Al…

Just two dads openly about what we’re stewing about this week. But also having fun and laughs! check it out Patrick Holbert @TheHolbertReport Gastor Almonte @GastorAlmonteBy Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Heyyyy we’re back with a new episode. Well, not the “We” you may be used to. This week we’ve got a new co host going through the onboarding process. He’s seen HR, he’s got his direct deposit info submitted to the finance department, and he’s ready to rock. Gastor Almonte is one of my oldest friends in comedy and I admire him very much. He’s a fathe…

This is my second time posting this episode. I made a mistake on the first upload. Apologies to our loyal listeners who eagerly await each episode drop like it’s the McRib at McDonald’s or Pumpkin Spice Latte back in stock at Starbucks. Basically, this episode is a wild ride in podcast experimentation. It’s Guerrilla Podcasting, folks! Anything can…

Hi it’s our second episode of the podcast formerly known as Who Cares About Ross and Patrick. This is WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS. Thanks for tuning in. We talk very very openly about money. How we make it, how we spend it, how much we are debting, etc. You’re welcome! Let our stress be your comfort. Patrick talks about the kind of money he makes (o…

This is our first episode back in quite a long time! Our podcast is called “We Hired a Sitter For This” now. One day I will figure out how to change the name of the show and the art, etc, but for now, enjoy our first episode back.By Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Hello and welcome to Topic Town, population two!! On this, our one hundred and twelfth episode- we decide to discuss a specific topic and this first one is spicy. We both tell the stories of how we lost our virginity. So saddle up and get on the T train, you’re headed to pound town! Enjoy this mushroom trip about mushroom tips. Eww this description…

When your kid gets a gnarly case of Hand, Foot, and Mouth disease, there’s only one way to get a little comfort: Pretend like it was more painful for you- The Parent. Listen in as we recap what it was like to go to a real life medieval emergency room right here in Brooklyn. We also chat about an even worse trauma: Patrick bombing in grand fashion o…

Who cares about anything when world war three is on and poppin?? Who cares about anything when you just had an afternoon romp? Who cares about anything when your toddler is a terrrorist?? Who cares about anything when this could be THE LAST EPISODE OF WHO CARES EVER?? We’re saying “could be” because even if it is, that’s only because we are probabl…