House of Bob is a pen and paper role playing game podcast featuring a number of different RPG systems and cycling players. We play one-shot adventures, and ongoing campaigns. If you like what you hear, please rate us on Apple Podcasts and subscribe for more!
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"Hidden Doors and How To Find Them, Written by H. Door" Father Summer’s light… illumine our doubt; Mother Winter’s ice… solidify our rage; Brother Autumn’s scythe… cull our weakness; Sister Spring’s warmth… melt our hesitations; -”7th Litany Against Demons”, Excerpt. Untold-Depths-of-Blue. Episode Artwork by Jake: @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork…
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"The ancient knight art of drunken fighting" “Nothing To Be Concerned About: The Town Guard Comments on Horde of Moths Emerging from Endline Station” Episode Artwork by Jake: @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Music by Duke Albert Featuring: Jake as The GM Alex as Xerōth Cristina as Leon LaCroix D…
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“Good boys deserve good friends” Experience Retrotechnical Marvels Hitherto Unseen! New Discoveries Unearthed by Retroengineers at Arcologies in Distant Lands! Visit the Gwynn-Enforr Fair! Episode Artwork by Jake: @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Music by Duke Albert Featuring: Jake as The GM Al…
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"You see so much when you're dead for a bit" Incursions and the Disturbing Truth Behind Demonology: Exclusive Interview with Survivors of the Gnoll Wars. Episode Artwork by Jake: @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Music by Duke Albert Featuring: Jake as The GM Alex as Xerōth Cristina as Leon LaCro…
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“Dan’s a big hog-head. He’s always talking about big hogs” EXPOSE! Kerberites, Merkers, Butchers and the Scavenger Gangs of Endline - Why Hasn't the Guard Taken Action? Episode Artwork by Jake: @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Music by Duke Albert Featuring: Jake as The GM Alex as Xerōth Cristin…
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"Lightly Bedazzled" Brought from Elsewhere, Will the Sturdy Horse Replace Bird, Skywhale or Galvanic Coach? Experts Say No. VISIT: The Blue Docks! Find Any Item You Desire from A to Z, And Even the Forgotten Letters. Episode Artwork by Jake: @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Music by Duke Albert …
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“Did I do that? That’s smart of me.” DRAMA EXPLODES AT RED ROW ARENA! Episode Artwork by Jake: @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Music by Duke Albert Featuring: Jake as The GM Alex as Xerōth Cristina as Leon LaCroix Dan as Ugo Verite Jessica as Isstran Maelyl — Need More Bob in Your Life? Check o…
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“Seven Herbs & Spices of Terror” The Ladder! Friend to Delvers, Dungeoneers, and Carpenter alike! The Cunning Adventurer Leaves Not Home Without it! Mysterious Fighters Toad and Stool Take Arena by Storm! Episode Artwork by Jake: @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Music by Duke Albert Featuring: J…
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“It’s a goopy world” Seeking: Those Fluent in Both the Common Tongue and that of the Corvids, for Expedition. Shocking Survey: 8 of 10 Young Drow Cannot Name all 9 Ancient Houses of Ys. Episode Artwork by Jake: @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Music by Duke Albert Featuring: Jake as The GM Alex …
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"It's the vermissian, baby!" A Resurgence of Forbidden Religions: Council Issues Warning to Practitioners of Faiths Deemed Unseemly. WA--ED: Two Dr-- by the na-es --ic & -ndr-; for attem— as--ssin--ion of an —---ir. Episode Artwork by Jake: @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Music by Duke Albert F…
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"Proficiency: Sausage" Mr. Winter’s Fine Fire Arms - Bespoke Customizations For the Discerning Marksman. WANTED: Two drow by the names Eric & Andre; for attempted assassination of an Aelfir. Episode Artwork by Jake: @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Music by Duke Albert Featuring: Jake as The GM …
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"What are the stats for haggis?" Traveller’s Guide to the Vermissian: Don’t. Scenes from The Weeping Maiden that Permanently Altered my Brain Chemistry Episode Artwork by Jake: @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Music by Duke Albert Featuring: Jake as The GM Alex as Xerōth Cristina as Leon LaCroix…
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"I eat stress for breakfast" They Didn’t Like The Weeping Maiden and 9 Other Red Flags. Greem’s Guaranteed Shipping Co: Reduced Rates Downspire Episode Artwork by Jake: @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Music by Duke Albert Featuring: Jake as The GM Alex as Xerōth Cristina as Leon LaCroix Dan as …
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"Give us luck, watch our backs, and thanks for being a cool god. Amen" Shimmering-Beast-Of-The-Dawn Defends Title! Vacationing in Sadness: A Retrospective on Travel Downspire Episode Artwork by Jake: @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Music by Duke Albert Featuring: Jake as The GM Alex as Xerōth C…
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"All spiderman, all the time!" Experts Warn: Those who value their sanity should keep clear of remnants of Vermissian Stations Interview with a Mortician: Death and Glamour. See Insert Weeping Maiden adds additional showings Episode Artwork by Jake: @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Music by Duke…
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"Remember, we're brothers in fungus" Gang clash on Kiln Street turns deadly! The Spark of Creation! The Spark of Ignition! As life springs forth from the heavens so does freedom from the barrel of a gun! Seek salvation in arms at the Church of the Gun today. Episode Artwork by Jake: @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production…
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"We've got fungus at home" Are your children being recruited into violent vengeance cults? Lookshy Meats - Quality Butchers. Events Catered. Inquire on Orchid Street. Episode Artwork by Jake: @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Music by Duke Albert Featuring: Jake as The GM Alex as Xerōth Cristina …
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"Officially Sanctioned Death Cult" As we begin our new campaign, we meet the members of a Ministry cell, oath-bound to protect the Drow and overthrow their oppressors, as they discuss worrying and violent developments in their home of Red Row. Episode Artwork by Jake: @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic …
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Everyone is Santa Chapter 02 [Everyone is John]
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"The Worst Christmas of My Entire Career" DOMINATION! Episode Artwork by @CosmicAmazing House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Cristina as The GM Alex as Santa the Jolly Jake as Sinterklaas Josh as Kris Kringle — Need More Bob in Your Life? Check out our other (SFW!) podcast, Tales of Bob Apple Pod…
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Everyone is Santa Chapter 01 [Everyone is John]
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"Roll for Cookie” In this Everyone is John holiday one shot, three aspects of Santa must compete to become the one true Santa Claus. Episode Artwork by @CosmicAmazing House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Cristina as The GM Alex as Santa the Jolly Jake as Sinterklaas Josh as Kris Kringle — Need Mo…
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Apathetic Adventures Chapter 04 [Tiny Dungeon]
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"Was it a dog-dog, or a dog-man?" The “heroes” uncover the consequences of their apathetic adventuring. Episode Artwork by @IgnacioCorva House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Music by Mike Hammock and performed by Duke Albert Featuring: Josh as The GM Cristina as Noeve Ashley as Monday Shubert as Randy Hands…
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Apathetic Adventures Chapter 03 [Tiny Dungeon]
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"One part horrible, one part beautiful, all parts sexy" The “heroes” encounter sexy underground landsharks, and it goes about how you’d expect. Episode Artwork by @IgnacioCorva House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Music by Mike Hammock and performed by Duke Albert Featuring: Josh as The GM Cristina as Noeve…
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Apathetic Adventures Chapter 2 [Tiny Dungeon]
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"That's not cheating, that's just good communication." After the accidental death of the village sage, the Apathetic Adventurers create their next quest. Episode Artwork by @IgnacioCorva House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Music by Mike Hammock and performed by Duke Albert Featuring: Josh as The GM Ashley …
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Apathetic Adventures Chapter 1 [Tiny Dungeon]
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"I'm going to do something weird" The 'heroes' of Oakheart pick up their adventure after a Patreon debut to delve further into the tomb of the Quail Queen. Episode Artwork by @IgnacioCorva House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Music by Mike Hammock and performed by Duke Albert Featuring: Josh as The GM Ashle…
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"Until I got this flamethrower, I haven't been having that much fun" Chariot of the Bobs races to its heart pounding conclusion as the crew of the Montero confront the horrors aboard the Cronus head-on. Episode Artwork by @ShaunMakes House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Shaun as The GM Alex as Wi…
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"Keep your skull in one piece" The crew puts the finishing touches on a patched up Cronus, but there's someone on board who wants to redecorate. Episode Artwork by @ShaunMakes House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Shaun as The GM Alex as Wilson Cristina as Miller Shubert as Davis — Need More Bob i…
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"It’s not my blood." The surviving crew splits up to attempt repairs on the Cronus, but even though work is underway, the danger aboard doesn’t rest. Episode Artwork by @ShaunMakes House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Shaun as The GM Alex as Wilson Cristina as Miller Shubert as Davis — Need More …
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"Rude and truthful" The situation on the Cronus is spiralling fast, and a leader needs to step up to get the crew organized and focused on survival, but will everyone buy in and follow orders? Episode Artwork by @ShaunMakes House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Shaun as The GM Alex as Wilson Crist…
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"Make this alien say uncle" With the Montero destroyed, the crews of both ships are in a heightened state of panic and in varying levels of danger. Lots of danger. Episode Artwork by @ShaunMakes House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Shaun as The GM Alex as Wilson Cristina as Cham Shubert as Davis …
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“Yes please, stress please" The crew of the Montero explore the derelict ship Cronus and worry that they might not be alone. Spoilers: they aren’t. Episode Artwork by @ShaunMakes House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Shaun as The GM Alex as Wilson Cristina as Cham Shubert as Davis — Need More Bob …
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"It's cryo-sleep, not beauty sleep" Our new horror adventure begins as the crew of a cargo vessel are awakened from cryosleep by a mysterious distress signal. Episode Artwork by @ShaunMakes House of Bob Cover Artwork by @ShaunMakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Shaun as The GM Alex as Wilson Cristina as Cham Shubert as Davis — Nee…
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"Spartanauts" In the epilogue, we evaluate the aftermath of Vertigo’s first mission in the Long Rim. Episode Album Art: https://imgur.com/a/sQ66bGb Episode Artwork by Jake @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @CosmicAmazing Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Jake as The GM Alex as Matt Ryoska [P.C.B.] Dan as Rusk Tillsen [VESTIGE] Sha…
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"Worst Rescuers Ever" After discovering that both Vick Rickards and Septima are still alive, Vertigo must choose who to save and how much to risk. Episode Artwork by Jake @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @CosmicAmazing Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Jake as The GM Alex as Matt Ryoska [P.C.B.] Dan as Rusk Tillsen [VESTIGE] Shau…
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"What's a little heat between friends?" Our Union heroes are putting up a good fight: but time is running out to save Septima and Vick from the rampaging machines. . Episode Album Art: https://imgur.com/a/sQ66bGb Episode Artwork by Jake @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @CosmicAmazing Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Jake as The …
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"Rock On and Lock On" We return to the Long Rim where Vertigo Squad is attempting to hold their own against Virtuoso//Firebrand’s prodigious output. Episode Album Art: https://imgur.com/a/sQ66bGb Episode Artwork by Jake @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @CosmicAmazing Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Jake as The GM Alex as Matt R…
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"Power Knuckle" Rusk and Matt must buy time for the Ecumene infiltrators to rescue the prisoners, but are they prepared to do what is necessary to defend the Union? Episode Album Art: https://imgur.com/a/sQ66bGb Episode Artwork by Cristina @merritcristina House of Bob Cover Artwork by @CosmicAmazing Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: J…
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"Truck Sandwich" Rusk and Matt attack the Aunic Ascendancy garrison at Sola Abbey - but they face a highly advanced and powerful foe. Episode Album Art: https://imgur.com/a/sQ66bGb Episode Artwork by Cristina @merrittcristina House of Bob Cover Artwork by @CosmicAmazing Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Jake as The GM Alex as Matt Ryo…
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"What a waste of gas" 16 years before Matt and Rusk were deployed to the Long Rim, they served in the Second Distal War, fighting back against the encroaching Aunic Ascendancy. They are tasked with a special operation to secure allies and supplies. Episode Album Art: https://imgur.com/a/sQ66bGb Episode Artwork by Cristina @merrittcristina House of …
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"Merit Badges for Murder" With the refinery secured, Vertigo heads deeper into the station searching for Vick and Septima. Episode Album Art: https://imgur.com/a/sQ66bGb Episode Artwork by Jake @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @CosmicAmazing Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Jake as The GM Alex as Matt Ryoska [P.C.B.] Dan as Rusk…
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"No greater honour" Vertigo Squad fights their way towards the control terminal, but reinforcements are closing in fast. Episode Album Art: https://imgur.com/a/sQ66bGb Episode Artwork by Jake @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @CosmicAmazing Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Jake as The GM Alex as Matt Ryoska [P.C.B.] Dan as Rusk T…
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"Nice try, dish-head" A mass of monstrous mechs menaces Vertigo Squad, led by the inscrutable Writhe. Vertigo must take control of the refinery before they’re overwhelmed. Episode Album Art: https://imgur.com/a/sQ66bGb Episode Artwork by Jake @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @CosmicAmazing Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Jake a…
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"Robo rabies" Vertigo Squad encounters a terrifying and unknowable foe deep in the station. Episode Album Art: https://imgur.com/a/sQ66bGb Episode Artwork by Jake @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @CosmicAmazing Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Jake as The GM Alex as Matt Ryoska [P.C.B.] Dan as Rusk Tillsen [VESTIGE] Shaun as Pet…
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House of Bob's X-Maus Special Chapter 2 [Mausritter]
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“Stinky, stinky magic” With malevolent toy soldiers roaming the North pole, our brave mouse adventurers must find the source of this Christmas disruption and put a stop to it! Episode Artwork by @CosmicAmazing House of Bob Cover Artwork by @CosmicAmazing Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Shaun as The GM Alex as Ralph Cristina as Winte…
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House of Bob's X-Maus Special Chapter 1 [Mausritter]
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"Cold, plastic-y magic" On Christmas Eve the Chapelmouse Clan gathers to celebrate in a cozy den beneath the floorboards at the North pole, but something is afoot, and it’s not going to be a Silent Night! Episode Artwork by @CosmicAmazing House of Bob Cover Artwork by @CosmicAmazing Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Shaun as The GM Al…
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"Mech doggy door" Vertigo Squad explores the abandoned SecCom base and makes contact with the raiders. However, they soon learn that something is amiss. Episode Album Art: https://imgur.com/a/sQ66bGb Episode Artwork by Jake @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @CosmicAmazing Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Jake as The GM Alex as Ma…
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"You're so shredded" Val, Exodus, P.C.B., and Vestige learn valuable life lessons about invisibility and area of effect attacks. Meanwhile, a new threat is emerging... Episode Album Art: https://imgur.com/a/sQ66bGb Episode Artwork by Jake @Javocs House of Bob Cover Artwork by @CosmicAmazing Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Jake as Th…
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“I’m pipin’ hot!” A ragtag pack of raiders stand between Vertigo Squad and their objective - but our heroes soon learn they are not to be underestimated. Album Art: https://imgur.com/a/mcL1ozf Artwork by Jake @Javocs Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Jake as The GM Alex as Matt Ryoska [P.C.B.] Dan as Rusk Tillsen [VESTIGE] Shaun as Pe…
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"Embrace the Vacuum" Vertigo Squad finishes their business on the station, before receiving a distress call and springing into action. Album Art: https://imgur.com/a/sQ66bGb Artwork by Jake @Javocs Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Jake as The GM Alex as Matt Ryoska [P.C.B.] Dan as Rusk Tillsen [VESTIGE] Shaun as Petrakles [EXODUS] Sh…
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"Fresh off the belt" We meet our team of Lancer Pilots as they arrive on Sigil-1 Rotunda. Vertigo Squad explores the station that will be their base of operations for the Long Rim Outreach Program. Album Art: https://imgur.com/a/sQ66bGb Artwork by Jake @Javocs Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Jake as The GM Alex as Matt Ryoska [P.C.B…
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House on Carrion Hill Chapter 26 [Pathfinder 2E]
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"We must defend this man we killed" All bets are off as Tom and the Boys confront the final manifestation of the evil cult’s work. Album Art: https://i.imgur.com/1pOni4J.jpg Artwork by @shaunmakes Audio Production by Astronomic Audio Featuring: Shaun as The GM Dan as Willen Dappen Janette as Bimpkin Shubert as Knib-Knub Trevor as Theobald Support t…
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