An audio deep-dive into the collected failures and pointless obsessions of some guy. If you like podcasts, this is one of them!!!
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00016 A Quick TV Show Idea & a Funny Thought
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What it says on the thing
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I continue the tale of the 40-some people I've had as roommates in one apartment since 2005. Tonight's installment: I'm not saying her name. Anyway this is fairly good for being totally impromptu. Eat one, you hole!
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A quick visit from Prof. Gordon A. Peenerson (just to keep this podcast sort of alive)
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00013 Won't Be Home Tonight For Dinner, Darlin'!
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Pat Boone interview/R&B mash-up, cont'd
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More notes! A reasonably ok ep with inexcusable audio quality. Will try harder next time, maybe!
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Hooray!
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Fun with old, offensive audio! Tales of the first 3 (of 40-some) roommates I've had in my current apartment! Another one of my horrible songs! Hooray?Segments:Funnsylvania Audio 3 (Sentences I Hope to Never Write; Bible Hour: Gay Marriage)Roommate Stories 1Music:Failure Face ("A Boy Named Charlie Brown")I Who Have Nothing (Ben E King)Mozart's Minue…
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Horrible mouth noises! Horrible Jerry Lewis! My horrible music! If you like annoying things, this episode is right up your alley! Segments:"Gonna Roll Myself Up to the Top of the Hill" podcast 2Jerry Lewis syndicated show 1My music 1Music:Failure Face ("A Boy Named Charlie Brown")I Who Have Nothing (Ben E King)It Doesn't Matter Any More (Buddy Holl…
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00007 I Never Knew a Person Could Play So Much Badminton!
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Swish! My robot friends and I tell 15 year old tales of basketball, dough-eating challenges, trouble on the high seas, vanity, fear, doubt, Linda Lavin, and stupidity. It's like having courtside seats... in your own room! Swish! Segments: Funnsylvania 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 Music: Failure Face ("A Boy Named Charlie Brown") I Who Have No…
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SPECIAL FIELD TRIP EPISODE!!! In which we go on a walking tour of Green-Wood Cemetery and I mock the deceased!Music:Failure Face ("A Boy Named Charlie Brown")I Who Have Nothing (Ben E King)Cholo Vest (Joe Strummer)
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A look at the news! I accidentally talk about my favorite book of all time! (And it's Patti BOYD. I know. Christ.) Plus another doomed pilot script, this one about basketball and socialism, with a character based on the old Donald Trump, back when he was just a sleazy real estate developer! And another half-formed movie idea, this one a big budget …
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MERRY Christmas! Featuring the first episode of an unreleased podcast exploring the lives of people born on April 6th! Honestly! It's a thing I worked on! Listen to me get inundated with hate speech! Plus a Pizza Hut delivery story and some beautiful holiday music!Segments:Happy Birthday Today! 1Funnsylvania Audio 2Music:Failure Face ("A Boy Named …
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Finally an episode where you don't have to hear my voice the whole time! Featuring the legendary Pat Boone's reflections on generously uplifting black artists by ruining their music! Pat Boone generously ruining black artists' music! And then me again, lifelessly reading from another pilot that went nowhere! Plus a special message from Jerry Lewis!…
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Sophomore Slump! Featuring the beginning of a movie I wrote for a while without ever figuring out what it was! Fun found audio of a man being pretentious! The sitcom pilot that still makes me question how much longer I can take this misery! A pretty song with an ugly title! And a glitchy cavalcade of insensitive New Yorkers! Better than episode 1, …
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Series finale! A visit to the egg store goes amiss in less than hilarious fashion! Some dumb shenanigans give way to the lost preface of what will hopefully one day be known as the world's longest suicide note! Our friends the Ex-Horses stop by to play a song! Segments: Funnsylvania 1 WHTTFC podcast 1 Music: Failure Face ("A Boy Named Charlie Brown…
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