So nice to see you, legends. Jason and Alaina are happy to be back on the mic spitting major bars post July 4th. They are huge into ~summer vibage~ and play some songs inspired by 2018 forgotten hits. They also discuss House of the Dragon, Charlotte the Stingray, Inside Out 2, Saturn returns, best Valley Fair rides, what Pixie we’d be, wedding entr…

Hey uglies (it’s Opposite Day.) Jason and Alaina have sooooo much to discuss after their big trip to da big apple. They deep dive into their experience at the Met, & seeing celebrities. Then they DON’T talk about The Jimmy Awards, HotD, cotton candy grapes, Katy Perry x Dr. Luke, influencers returning furniture, Bridgerton Finale, The Notebook, and…

Happy birthday legends! A year ago you were born. To celebrate, proud parents Jason and Alaina pulled together the top 53 most SHOCKING moments from the last year, as well as go over the best/worst episodes. They also just chit chat :) Topics include: how records work, The Traitors cast reveal, “skinny ninny Minnie summer,” party hat lore, pigeon p…

Pop, six, squish, uh-oh, circero, AirPods. The Narcissists (lady slayers, Jason and Alaina) are both in the country, and both up to no good once again. Todays topics: Ship of Theseus, The Hobbit 2, X-Men ‘97, Survivor finale, super powers, James Dean hot??, kicking graves, “lobster tail,” Knives Out 3 and Traitors 3 casting, Iron Claw, and Jason’s …

Hey legends -_- The narcissists are bbbback with another hit episode. Today’s “yip” topics: Rube Goldberg machines, escape rooms, Eartha Kits, the fable of Androcles and the Lion, egg toss at church picnics, breakfast sandwiches, Swiss German, and royal portraits. Compared to the “yap” topics of: Hailey Bieber pregnancy, “summer of sports,” Pinocch…

Podcast vibesss. Hey legends. Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, are reporting live from the red carpet. They discuss their fav Met Gala looks and drama, Jason’s 24 hr trip to NYC, smiling at dogs, the formation of European borders, urinal culture, pinkaty drinkity, and lots of new music recs! Stream on every platform so we can get lots of money.…

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the narcissists are back to serve up another ep, legends. Coming off some devastating news (and a new fuck ass bob), the legends are absolutely scrambling. Thank god they find purchase in talking about Challengers, Rugrats in Paris, #summerofsports, Misogynior, Dexter’s laboratory impression, Blade …

Hey legends, your local narcissists are here THANK GOD. Alaina is losing her gd mind over Taylor Swift’s TTPD album and has LOTS to say and Jason is her very kind cohost!!! They also are still into LotR, hence the title of this ep. Other topics: new sci-fi book recs, The School of Rock, Ghostbusters song controversy, fidget toys, & Drag Race finale…

¡Hola leyendas! Jason and Alaina are back for more yapping and yipping. They have a lot to say after not hanging for 10 days?? They were in a huge fight….. Topics include: pajamas, ze/zir pronouns, pros of private jets, Problemista (again??), Jason Bleeding from his neck, yap or yip, “classic things to do” list, Pompeii 79 AD, Pillows in the wild, …

Welcome in, Legends, the water’s warm. Jason and Alaina pontificate on many topics in today’s episode, such as, Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter, Canterbury Tales, tornado drills, biblical musicals, joining Survivor, spaghetti westerns, aliens, homeschooling, and we try to solve the Sphinx’s riddles three. All in a day’s work. Jason also tries to dox his ma…

Happy Holy Week Legends. The Narcissists are back doing what they do best, gabbing about God, Gollum, and Grande x Gillies. Other topics include: Maundy Thursday, Lord of the Rings, favorite spider icon, Katy Perry on American Idol, “some pig,” HGTV shows, drinking warm water, Kate Middleton update, Euphoria cancellation, Bachelor Finale, and Jesus…

Jason and Alaina are back (in a promptly manner) to deliver a feast of auditory excellence. This week topics obviously include the merits of fiefdom, the great Minneapolis vs. St. Paul war, Queen Charlotte (the pregnant stingray and of Bridgerton fame), being 27 (almost), Alaina’s recurring moldy cheese incidents, House of the Dragon trailer, and a…

My eyes see Legends! Jason and Alaina are hot and heavy (in the sense that…) on the mic this week because they have lots to cover! Topics include: The Oscars, Kate Middleton, Eternal Sunshine, The Traitors finale, Survivor, Dianne Warwick meltdown, Clue, Ellen apologist apology, airplane decorum, and #stopasianhate. Listen... or else??…

Hey, cutie Legends. After weeks of silence the Lisan al-Gaib and the Reverend Mother (Jason and Alaina) have returned! And they are verrryy excited about Dune 2. They give a spoiler free review before going into final Oscar’s predictions. They also pontificate about the world in a new segment inspired by the podcast, Exploration: Live. Topics inclu…

Hey Legends. Jason and Alaina are back for more fun! This weeks topics are truly all over the place: Jumbo the elephant, country music, Zendaya, water in ear, Dune London Premiere, Met Gala, tropes deep dive. They also bravely and vulnerably take a journey through their notes app and discuss their dream Traitors cast, celebrity theories, new bits, …

Play ball!!! Tonight Jason and Alaina are watching the Super Bowl (aka Wicked trailer premiere.) Hear their LIVE thoughts as the game streams in the background (on mute DUH.) Other topics include: The Grammys, hating on Taylor Swift, Teletubbies ranking, Gua sha, The Traitors, country music, Cat Cohen, and favorite green friends, of course. Jason a…

Come celebrate Hollywood’s biggest night! Welcome to the 2023 Narcissists Talking Legend Award Ceremony, hosted by esteemed narcissists, Jason and Alaina (and others….) The results are in! Tonight, special winners will go home with one of the most coveted awards there is, an NTLA (the boys all know).…

Get ready to be yapped at Legends! Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, fill ya in on recent pop culture drama (Nicki Minaj you’re a violent girl!!), and do a media round up (Percy Jackson finale, The Zone of Interest). The star segment of the episode is the recap of their 2023 culture predictions/reveal of their 2024 predictions. Please give us grace!! …

The Narcissists are BBBBBACK! Jason and Alaina return after a holiday break and, girlll it’s Oscar season already?! They have mixed feelings (hence the Jan 6thing.)They review snubs, surprises, and highlight their favorite performances and films. They then chat about the most important things happening in culture rn such as Percy Jackson, Jason’s t…

Welcome to the Narcissists Talking first annual Legend Award Nomination Ceremony where hosts, Jason and Alaina, reveal this year’s nominees. Unlike the Oscars, Grammys, Olympics, etc. the NTLA is one of the few award ceremonies to expand all aspects of culture. Just to be nominated amongst icons, dreamers, poets, & others in such a prestigious cere…

Welcome to day 12 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Dont cry because it’s over, smile because it happened!! On this special season finale, it’s all about The Nutcracker. Hope you nuts are prepared to crack!…

Welcome to day 11 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Today they gab about Webkinz, which unfortunately started Jason and Alaina down a hole of rapid consumerism. Let the pod know if you also had suspicions about Dr. Quack!!…

Welcome to day 10 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Today we pour one out for the Titanic. Unsinkable?? Likely story… This ep is available to stream- near, far, wherever you are!By Alaina and Jason

Welcome to day 9 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. If you were on Twitter in 2022, you know why this is a top moment of culture. Can’t wise to hear what Miss Flo has to say about this one!!…

Welcome to day 8 of The 12 Days of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Need some direction in your life? Well Hammurabi agreed, which inspired him to write the longest, best organized, best-preserved set of laws even! In the words of Dua Lipa “I got 2…

Welcome to day 7 of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. On a snowy night mid November, God created Anne Hathaway and the world was forever changed. We dreamed a dream and Annie delivered!!By Alaina and Jason

Welcome to day 6 of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Today is all about the Hunger Games. Are you coming to the pod legends?? HUGE Hungie Games spoilers ahead!By Alaina and Jason

Welcome to day 5 of Narcissistmas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Listen as the hosts guide you through ghosts of 7 wonders past, present, and future.By Alaina and Jason

Heyyyy legends. The narcissists are back, but this time it’s a full length ep. Topics include: Wonka, Waitress, The Boy and The Heron, sh*tting in bookstores, sh*tting at weddings, Sara Bareilles EGOT, Golden Globes nominations, Tate McRae, & beefing with Simone Biles. Stream worthy… we’ll let you be the judge of that… ALSO! There’s still time to s…

Welcome to day 4 of Narcissismas, Legends, where local podcasters Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomenas just in time for Christmas. Today it’s about the Mozart of our time, Selena Gomez. Tune in to hear Jason iconically say, “They say the day the music died is about Selena Gomez losing her last kidney.” There’s still time to s…

Welcome to Day 3 of Narcissistmas, legends (sky people), where local podcasters, Jason and Alaina (Na’vi), break down the top 12 cultural phenomena just in time for the holiday season. Today we aren’t alone in the studio because Eywa is here to help us dive into the world of James Cameron’s Avatar. We love those blue freaks!!…

Welcome to day 2 of Narcissistmas, legends, where local podcasters, Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomena just in time for the holiday season. Today they honor the creation of the GPS, because without her…… girl…. we’re lost!! 5 stars or naughty list xoxoBy Alaina and Jason

Welcome to day 1 of Narcissistmas, legends, where local podcasters, Jason and Alaina, break down the top 12 cultural phenomena just in time for the holiday season. Today is all about the who, what, where, Wii of the 2006 best selling Christmas present, the Wii. 5 stars or naughty list!!By Alaina and Jason

Ho, ho, ho, Legends! The narcissists, Jason and Alaina, are feeling festive today so they wanted to celebrate by giving some holiday pop culture recommendations. They of course discuss other media recently consumed during this holiday season like Variety’s Actors on Actors, Drag Race S16 promo, DWTS finale, Doja Cat, May December, Gerry from the ba…

¡Hola leyendas! Welcome to this week’s episode of Narcissists Talking with Jason and Alaina. Big week for the pod! They introduce the categories for the first annual Narcissists Talking Legend Awards 2023, and hint at their upcoming 12 Days of Narcissistmas. Other topics include: No Hard Feelings, Spotify Wrapped, horses, LoTRs Two Towers, & Minnea…

Ello Legends! Jason is back from his iconic London adventure (Yes, Alaina did go to Bemidji too whateverrr!!). The narcissists are giddy to jump on the mic and talk movies: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, Priscilla, The Killers, and—fresh out the theater—Saltburn. They read mail, watch for Reputation TV drop (clowned again I don’t want to talk …

Lots in pop culture this week!! Thank god we have pop culture consumer, Cullen, and Lauren, who has other talents, on the pod! Topics include: Burlesque, Mean Girls trailer, Avatar the Last Airbender trailer, Grammy Noms, People’s magazine hottest man (SNUBBED), Monopoly, and menacing loon. They do a fun blind rank segment, which as I said is fun!!…

First your ears, next THE WORLD. The narcissists low key have nothing to talk about lmaoooooo, but they will not be silenced!!! Never back down never surrender!! They did see Killers of the Flower Moon and loved it so they talk all about it and then they just start yapping about god knows what. Topics include: the Dewey Decimal system, Ziwe, Jason’…

Ever been wanting to watch Zombies 3 with your friends but you have to buy a wedding dress?? If so, this episode is for you! A lot is covered in this episode, as Jason and Alaina are joined by special guest, Karly Hennen (recently engaged). Coming off Hallowekend, 1989 TV drop, and the full Zombies trilogy, there’s a lot of excitement on the mic. T…

Hey leg-ends! How are you doing? Oh good. On this ep the narcissists talk recent musical ventures such as: The Eras Tour film, Dicks: The Musical, Falsettos, The Girl from North Country. They also deep dive into eel reproduction, learn what a geographical “cape” is, and Alaina’s “Justice” spice - all likely things for a pop culture podcast for sure…

BOO! Legends, enter if ye dare bc the ghouls are ringing in Cuntober with a spooky, ooky Halloween ep. The narcissists give their (super highly requested) top fall and Halloween movies, books, and TV recommendations. They then share the official “Top scares of the Year” list that can’t be added to so sorry!!! Prepare for shrill, thrills, and chills…

Hey dirty little legends, do we have an ep for you. The narcissists host their highly requested second guest of the podcast- Alaina’s sister, Lillian! She brings (as expected) a specific flavor to the pod!! They kick off the ep with some fan mail before diving into recapping Beetlejuice: the Musical, Alaina’s new strange shows (DWTS, Riverdale), Tr…

The narcissists have never said less, yet more at the same time. I (thankless descriptor) fear that Alaina and Jason have LOST IT. In the longest episode yet they update y’all on about recent movies (The Last Five Years, A Haunting in Venice), Chappell Roan’s new album, Joe Jonas CRIMES, LoTR, whatever whatever. The meat of the episode is when they…

The narcissists are back recapping media and culture once again! Jason and Alaina talk and talk and talk about many listen-worthy topics such as: The Bear, What we do in the Shadows, Lempicka, silly memes, Drew Barrymore, VMAs, Bodies, Bodies, Bodies, Spotify AI, and sooooo many more you jussssttt have to trust us. They’ve been really into “bits” t…

Well, well, well someone FINALLY read a Narcissists Talking description!! Legends, this episode is the 11th episode special! To celebrate, Jason and Alaina get silly on sweet vermouth and talk pop culture. And TRUST there’s a lot to chat about: HSMTMTS, GUTS, Jonas/Turner divorce, Kylie and Timothee, AHS return, Jimmy Fallon (bad), and Ashton Kutch…

AHHWOOOOO!! Jason and Alaina (the rizzler) are back. They’ve done and seen so much this week and now it’s time to reflect and share. Alaina updates on reading LoTR, Jason is now convinced on camping, and both parties are full (heart and stomach) post state fair. But whatever!! They are most excited to discuss the comedies of the year Bottoms and Th…

A podcaster is never late!! They release an ep precisely when they mean to! Legends, this ep is a hobbits feast for your ears. After returning to The Shire after saving Alaina’s towed car, Jason and Alaina discuss this week’s highs (HSMTMTS, RW&RB) and lows (Dune 2 delayed, Venus retrograde, MERRY/PIPP). They then open their first emails from real …

Do you know what Jason’s bday wish was? It was for you to listen to this weeks thrilling episode of Narcissistics Talking!!! We’ve been BOOKED watching, reading, and listening, Legends. We discuss Red, White, and Royal Blue, Only Murders in the Building, Gaylor, Jagged Little Pill, #TeamConrad, TikTok edits- so many good things! Alaina finds a way …

Our mission is podcasting and we accept!!! Today local narcissists, Jason and Alaina, discuss all things Mission Impossible: train fights, Tom Cruise kissing??, blade hands, AI villains, and many more exciting and listen-worthy topics. They also just have fun chit-chatting after a 2 week break. We love to talk! Listen to our podcast!…

Hi Barbie! Hi Oppenheimer! Do you ever think about dying, Legends?? We do!! This week we saw Barbie (twice) and Oppenheimer in a back-to-back blowout and let me tell ya it was SUBLIME! We are also joined by a special guest this week!! We’re narcissistics and he’s just… Erik! Enjoy spoiler free reviews before we blow your minds with deep dives, and …