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BAASI NEWS...TADKA TAAZA! We are not funny, but we try. Hum super-interesting nahin hain, but we try. Duniya ke baare mein mostly nahi pata, but we try and find out. And then we put it all together in a fun package and try to entertain you. Maybe podcast ka naam "But We Try" hona chaahiye? No, its too late - we already got "Baat Is Your Problem" cups and t-shirts printed Check out our YouTube channel with the same name.
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Send us a Text Message. IN THIS PODCAST: (also on YouTube) - (2:35) Why does WIMBLEDON FORCE players to wear white clothing? Test Cricket too! Why? - (5:48) Happy Birthday to Mr. SUNIL GAVASKAR and... NATO?! How did such important world events happen in the same year - 1949? - (12:11) Great but also weird that the AMBANI WEDDING is still happening!…
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Send us a Text Message. IN THIS PODCAST: (YouTube pe bhi hai ji) CHILD PRODIGY EXPERT Mr. Pavit Mikepakad joins us for this show. - (2:11) "News Jo Table Pe Padi Hai" - Sachin TENDULKAR promoting suits at Wimbledon?? - (7:53) "Around the World in 80 seconds" - USA wants more Indian students because it thinks Chinese students chor hain!! And, why di…
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Send us a Text Message. IN THIS PODCAST (ya Youtube pe watch-iye): - (2:22) "News Jo Table Pe Padi Hai" - We talked about Indian tennis players at WIMBLEDON and how much property they can buy in JHAJJAR. - (8:39) "Around The World in 80 Seconds" - We say bye-bye to Rishi Sunak who lost PM ki KURSI in U.K. and inform people that PAISE KE PAHAAD pe b…
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Send us a Text Message. IN THIS PODCAST (also available on YouTube ji): (2:20) “News jo table pe padi hui hai” - Aunty ne Virat Kohli aur Rohit Sharma ki retirement ke baarey mein suna…and brought them “RETIREMENT GIFTS" (6:25) “Around the World in 80 Seconds” - a Sunita Williams update - abhi bhi SPACE MEIN STUCK hain…and how is Russia like a weir…
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Send us a Text Message. IN THIS PODCAST: (also on YouTube) (3:11) “News jo table pe padi hui hai” - Cricketer Jasprit Bumrah was abducted by aliens? He wasn’t…but…maybe! We congratulate TEAM INDIA - again, HAMAREY STYLE SE!! (11:27) “Around the World in 80 Seconds” - Denmark will start TAXING farmers for…um…gas…um…FARTS let out by their cows, sheep…
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Send us a Text Message. IN THIS POD: - (3:42) We continue hamara tagda JOURNALISM BY NOT REPORTING any news in "News...Jo Table Pe Padi Hui Hai" - (5:05) In our new NEWS + TADKA segment "Around the World in 80 Seconds" we find out what Indian pilots say about flying to China and why SUNITA WILLIAMS is STUCK on the International Space Station! - (16…
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Send us a Text Message. IN THIS POD: - (3:36) Hamara naya hard-hitting, solid journalism se bharpoor segment jisme hum duniya ki sabse important khabron ki dhajjiyan uda denge...NEWS JO TABLE PE PADI HUI HAI...(bhai, likhte hue main aankh maar raha hoon, toh samajh jaana) - (5:33) PM Narendra Modi aur Canadian PM Justin Trudeau ne G7 summit mein sh…
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Send us a Text Message. IN THIS PODCAST: *Click on the (x:xx) time to jump to your fave segment* - (2:20) We started the show by taking a SHAPATH to continue doing a show which is fun as well as informative. - (6:08) Ek Russian SUBMARINE America ke paas kyon ghoom rahi hai? And, now the US has sent a submarine there too! Ho kya raha hai yaar?! - (1…
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Send us a Text Message. IN THIS SHOW: (3:30) INDIGO Airlines ne female travellers ko doosri females ke saath seat select karne ka option de diya hai. Good idea? Hamein kuch problems dikh rahi hain + we have suggestions. (12:48) India ke elections are over so obviously we discuss the most important thing - BIYP ka election performance. Turns out we …
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Send us a Text Message. IN THIS SHOW: - We thought vote daalney jaana is almost like writing an exam...the preparation...the nervousness...DAHI-CHEENI in the morning...answer pata na hona...so we compared them. - The whole world heard about how hot it is in Delhi and North India. We talked about why climate change is not an election issue in India …
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Send us a Text Message. IN THIS SHOW... - Hamara IPL closing SONG kisi bhi IPL match se better hai. Check out - "IPL-Vida Na Kehna, Kabhi L-Vida Na Kehna". By the way, Kolkata ko IPL jeetney pe badhaai! - Hamara Delhi se EXTRA LOVE hai…so we baat about DELHI and VOTING and a few solutions to the HOT HOT weather. - China wants to RENAME cities in IN…
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Send us a Text Message. IN THIS SHOW...(watch and listen in EMIs - lamba show hai!) - We start by discussing the MDH and Everest Masala issues. India is the biggest spice exporter in the world. What happens if the MDH/Everest thing is TRUE? What happens to us...our young generation...our food? Most importantly, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO OUR T.V. COOKING …
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Send us a Text Message. IN THIS SHOW...one of our BEST SHOWS EVER... - We talk about the super-popular Netflix ka show - Heeramandi...and imagine a world where MEN are the main characters in such a show. What should it be called then? Harry-Mandi? Gha-Mandi? - Then, we get into the "Election" side of things (not really!)...Aunty asked a few people …
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Send us a Text Message. IN THIS SHOW: - Phase 3 voting pe Gujarat chhaaya hua hai. We ask GOOGLE about that...GOOGLE ka reply itna RUDE and HURTFUL ho sakta hai, yeh pata nahin thaa!! - DID YOU KNOW....organizations such as "Overseas Friends of BJP" and "Indian Overseas Congress" India ke elections ko influence karti hain. So -- NRI = Non-Resident …
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Send us a Text Message. IN THIS SHOW… If Hema Malini and Arun Govil (‘Shri Ram’ in Ramayan) can be election candidates…why can’t Mowgli from Jungle Book or the Nirma washing powder vaali ladki or a Parle-G biscuit ka packet? We are having fun with a serious election process…In today’s serious fun… The ABCD of Elections… A - Apathy - do people care …
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Send us a Text Message. IN THIS ELECTION BUT ALSO PRE-ELECTION SHOW... - Are current Indian opposition leaders - Rahul Gandhi, Mamata Banerjee, MK Stalin etc. - UNDERDOGS? What does the term 'underdog' mean? - Phase 1 voting is done. We talk about the famous names such as Nitin Gadkari and Dayanidhi Maran. - We introduce the ELECTION KING of INDIA …
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Send us a Text Message. IN THIS PRE-ELECTION SHOW... - Ink, jhandas, rallies - its election season! Lok Sabha elections will take place in India starting on April 19th and results June 4th ko aayenge. - EVM = ‘Electronic Voting Machines’ ... or ...‘Every Vote Matters’ - Indian elections now and the first ones in 1952 - Where does that ink they appl…
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Send us a Text Message. IPL. No! IDC - I Don't Care! But IPL iss vakt one of the biggest news stories mein se ek hai, so we talked about it in this show. Then why did Aunty talk about Sonu Nigam and Shreya Ghoshal and Neha Kakkar and Kishore Kumar ...because...Baat Is Your Problem = News + Tadka. IPL cricket team owners select players in an auction…
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Send us a Text Message. How is BHAANG made? Is BHAANG legal? How do you open a BHAANG shop? BHAANG ki shops ke naam itne boring kyon hote hain and why isn't there a BHAANG shop named "BHAANGLADESH" yet?! BHAANG ke spelling BHAANG hone chaahiye ye BHANG? Aise questions ko hamne iss show mein tackle kiya. Plus, which other places in the world celebra…
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Send us a Text Message. All the water humans have ever used throughout history comes from ONE BAALTI OF PAANI? What does that mean? We discuss in this show. We have very little fresh water for our use because 99% of water on Earth is UNUSABLE!! We talk about water shortages in BENGALURU and MEXICO CITY and and and…this is a global crisis which will…
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Send us a Text Message. Yes, the grand Ambani PRE-WEDDING celebration ke baare mein sabko pata hai but DO YOU KNOW why the owner of Facebook Mark Zuckerberg and Disney CEO Bob Iger and Qatar's PM were invited? We do the "poal khoal". Plus, we play our secretly recorded announcements that were made on the plane that was sent to pick up Mr. Bill Gate…
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Send us a Text Message. In celebration of Morarji Desai's Feb. 29th birthday... We discuss the TOP 5 AJEEB DRINKS jo duniya mein "pee" jaati hain... "You're in" trouble if you don't check out "Number 1" on this list. ;) We also suggest that Feb. 29th / Leap Day birthday babies should be called Leapak or Leapika or Leapinder Or Leapaa or Leapvati! F…
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Send us a Text Message. PayTM made life so much easier - easy to pay the Sabzi Vaala Bhaiya or the Mobile Recharge Vaali Aunty or the Bijli Ka Bill or Paani Ka Bill ...but...PayTM MEIN PANGA CHAL RAHA HAI! We discuss it...and ByJu's - another one of these startups that rose quickly but is now in the doldrums. Why are these companies in trouble? We …
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Send us a Text Message. Part: 1 mein hamein Donald Trump ki life, history, court cases and inke aas-paas ghoom rahe INDIAN logon ke baare mein pata chalaa! Part: 2 mein hamne Donald Trump ko call kar ke interview kiya!! Mr. Trump ne reveal kiya ki voh India ke KING ban ke country ka naam change kar denge. Because, he thinks we need better branding.…
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Send us a Text Message. (After this, check out Part: 2 - An interview with King Trump of...Trumpistan) **** "BHAYANKAR NOVEMBER - KYA AMERICA PHIR KAREGA 2016 VAALA BLUNDER"? American Presidential elections hone ja rahe hain iss saal November mein. Once again, it'll be BIDEN Vs. TRUMP...unless Trump ko unpe chal rahe many, many, many legal cases me…
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Send us a Text Message. Bouncing Baby Day, Wife Carrying Day and National Hugging Day are all AJEEB se days that are celebrated throughout the year - you have to be careful because being careless on Hugging Day can get you arrested!! But we start by discussing the PROBLEMS with VALENTINE'S DAY and the fact that there are other days that need our at…
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Send us a Text Message. INDIAN PM Narendra Modi announced that India will install solar panels on 1 CRORE homes...but...famous singer/rapper DJ King Koal tells us: "Tu Solar Panel Lagayega...Usey Bandar Le Jayega...And...then...Tu Pacchtayega..." DJ King Koal says his part at the end but before that we talk about the fact that INDIA produces the 5t…
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Send us a Text Message. THE ALIEN from the moon who called our show has a solution. Go to the 24:00 minute mark to find out! Aaj hamne ek GLOBAL issue - INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS and what they have to suffer - ko discuss kiya. Western countries offer the promise of a great education and a comfortable life after ... but is that always the case?? Studen…
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Send us a Text Message. BIYP created a SONG to express our feelings. The moral of the SONG is: JAI HO BOEING (because we have no other options!) Boeing recent times mein news mein hai - and not for positive reasons. Unke planes se ya to MID-AIR mein door gir jaata hai, or, the nose falls off, or, well more serious accidents. We tried to look into t…
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Send us a Text Message. Bhaiyon and Behnon, please go straight to the 14:00 minute mark if you want to hear about NEW APPS that we think should be created so that visiting Ram Mandir is safe and enjoyable and fun. Its BIYP after all so our APP ideas include SHRADHAALOO (app that delivers only vrat ka khana), LOCATE MY CHAPPAL (so that no one can st…
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Send us a Text Message. We invited an English Teacher - Ritu Ma'am - to help us with pronunciation of some commonly mispronounced words. Surprisingly, bahut saare English words Hindi movies dekh ke samjhe ja sakte hain! The class was disturbed by a rowdy student but ma'am managed the PROnunciation PROceedings PROfessionally. **** THANK YOU for supp…
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Send us a Text Message. Rules bahut simple they - I ask you a question and you MUST answer in 10 words or less. Agar nahin kiya to kadva juice (ras) peena padega. Rules were simple but Global Aunty ko Das baar bataney par bhji samajh nahin aaye! **** THANK YOU for supporting us! Twitter/X: @Baatiyp Facebook: Baat iyp Instagram: BaatisYourProblem Gh…
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Send us a Text Message. The 2023 Baatee Awards - categories include - BEST GHOOSEY LAYAK FACE, BEST GALAT DECISION, BEST CONFUSING WORD, BEST SPACE ROCKET and BEST FAALTU ka NAAMKARAN... The NOMINEES included Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, Chandrayaan, Twitter and The Indian Cricket Team. Who won? Who won but that's because they lost?!! **** THANK Y…
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Send us a Text Message. Christmas Trees par lights laganey ka reason kya sirf BULBS ki sale karna thaa? Santa Claus kabhi AUNTY CLAUS kyon nahin hoti? Christmas Trees ghar ke andar hi kyon lagaye jaate hain? WE ANSWER all these merry questions in the BIYP CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. Plus GV is decorating a gingerbread house! **** THANK YOU for supporting us…
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Send us a Text Message. Tallest buildings ke baare mein to most people jaantey hain but DID YOU KNOW Surat ka Diamond centre - with almost 5000 offices inside, is the world's largest office bulding? Aapko pata thaa ki Taj Mahal centuries tak India ki tallest building thee? We talk about the world's best and tallest buildings and end with GV's and A…
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Send us a Text Message. Global Aunty is on a 'World Tour'. Of India. We talk to her about leaving the show when its soooo newwwww! But, selfish-lee we want her to promote the show while she is there. And, kanjoos-lee, unke paas koi budget nahin hai show ki baat failaaney ke liye. How will she do it? We have some ideas ;) **** THANK YOU for supporti…
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Send us a Text Message. We remember the Bhopal Gas Tragedy by discussing "The Railway Men" - a new Netflix show, how and why the disaster happened, who was responsible, where are they now and what, if anything, can be done to discourage corporate greed. **** THANK YOU for supporting us! Twitter/X: @Baatiyp Facebook: Baat iyp Instagram: BaatisYourPr…
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Send us a Text Message. Aunty 5 years baad India ja rahi hain. Itne time mein India mein kya changes hue hain? We thought Aunty needs to be prepared to deal with things like - India mein aaj-kal 1kg tomato ka price kya hai, 1 Litre Petrol ka kya rate hai, last 5 years mein kitney new babies born hue hain (family mein, poore India mein nahin!) and a…
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Send us a Text Message. DID YOU KNOW - Indian cricket team ne iss world cup mein 9 alag-alag cities mein khela aur almost 14,000 Kms travel kiya!! Who knows why? We thought what if we followed the team through all those cities! What would that COST us? Not just financially but emotionally as well! **** THANK YOU for supporting us! Twitter/X: @Baati…
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Send us a Text Message. Delhi mein patakhon par ban lagne se bahut loag happy hain. Kuch loag na-khush hain. Aur Patakhe ANGRY hain! Unke ek representative - jinse humne aaj baat ki - ne hamein andar ki baat bataayi aur future plans discuss kiye. This is good and bad, positive and...sad...at the same time. Check out Mr. SAD PATAKHA. **** THANK YOU …
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Send us a Text Message. Aaj hamne ek NEW and UNIQUE game kheli. Isme contestants ko dash (yaani -) ke pehle vaale word ko guess karna tha. Hint-Vint ki zaroorat-varoorat hai kya? **** THANK YOU for supporting us! Twitter/X: @Baatiyp Facebook: Baat iyp Instagram: BaatisYourProblem Ghar ka address: Kholi Number 420.…
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Send us a Text Message. India Vs England Cricket World Cup match kaun jeetega....humne socha match se pehle pitch report to sab karte hain...kyon na hum RICH REPORT karein...kis team ke players zyaada kamaatey hain...how much do players like Virat Kohli, Rohit Sharma, Jasprit Bumrah, Jos Buttler and Joe Root earn? And, for some reason, KING Charles…
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Send us a Text Message. Hamne ek nearby temple mein 2 interesting logon se Dusshera ke baare mein questions pooche. It started as Haryana Vs. Mararashtra Dusshera expertise but finished with award-winning acting performances! Maharashtra aunty ka "Lobh" (greed) and Haryana bro ka "krodh" (anger)...just brilliant!! **** THANK YOU for supporting us! …
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Send us a Text Message. Hamare reporter ne #indvsban India vs Bangladesh cricket match ki report dene ke liye Pune jaana tha but i think there was some confusion. Humne iss situation ko professionally and shaanti-poorvak handle karne ki koshish ki. **** THANK YOU for supporting us! Twitter/X: @Baatiyp Facebook: Baat iyp Instagram: BaatisYourProblem…
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Send us a Text Message. Yeh hamara #indvspak #cwc23 match ke dauraan ka nazaara hai jisme GV (supporting Pakistan) and Aunty (supporting India) ne kuch zyaada hi bet kar diya and one of them was punished! Upload 2 din baad and too late hai kyonki hamara awesome editor Pakistani friend hai jo Pakistan cricket team ke haarney ke baad 2 din tak ghar s…
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Send us a Text Message. We have recovered after Parineeti Chopra ki wedding and are celebrating Amitabh Bachchan ji ka 81st birthday. Haain! (please imagine the Big B Booming Baritone jab 'Haain' bolein). We have a cake (or something like it) and a candle. We talk about others born in 1942 including U.S. President Joe Biden. Amitabh Ji aur Biden Ji…
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Send us a Text Message. We predicted Ind Vs. Aus would be a tie. India won - which we are very happy about...but...our prediction was wrong! This time...hamne bachpan ka ek game khel ke decide kiya #indvsafg2023 #iccworldcup2023 ka match kaun jeetega. Plus a BIYP NEWS 'Live Report' from the stadium in New Delhi (our international reporter was not h…
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Send us a Text Message. BIYP ne ek international Zoom panel se poocha - In this age of streaming/OTT/web series, do you ever watch regular TV shows? Ya aapko netflix/hotstar/amazon ke masala shows ki aadat pad gayi hai? We also provide predictions about what will happen 25, 35 and 50 years from now!! **** THANK YOU for supporting us! Twitter/X: @Ba…
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Send us a Text Message. I am not completely sure but actors, production value, set design, choreography ko dekh ke ye asli TV show nahi lag raha...but, yes, jo ek song hai...voh acchha hai !! (actual TV show dekhne ke liye...please check out the YouTube channel for Baat Is Your Problem) **** THANK YOU for supporting us! Twitter/X: @Baatiyp Facebook…
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Send us a Text Message. Parineeti Chopra and Raghav Chadha ki shaadi discuss karte hue hamey yeh pataa chalaa ki Aunty in weddings ko financial security ke angle se dekhti hain. GV ka angle romantic hai aur voh isse genuine love maanti hain. **** THANK YOU for supporting us! Twitter/X: @Baatiyp Facebook: Baat iyp Instagram: BaatisYourProblem Ghar k…
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