Burnie welcomes Matt Hullum to the podcast. They discuss bad apartments, bad food, and bad decisions in general. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereBy Burnie Burns

Burnie sits down with his long-time friend Scott Fuller to get a mathematician's take on Terryology and dive into his top 3 fringe theories that definitely aren't conspiracies.By Burnie Burns

Burnie sits down with Special Guest Becca Frasier on this edition of Morning Someone. Becca talks about her life growing up on the Texas/Mexico border, changing careers five times, & the wild adventures of Hilaria Baldwin's accent. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereBy Burnie Burns

Burnie talks with Jason Saldaña.By Burnie Burns

Burnie and his special guest discuss Pixar's plan, giving ourselves ulcers, and a certain one-eyed monster that may or may not have directed The Matrix. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps: 00:00 Good Morning 01:20 Battle of the Box Office 05:20 Make Pixar Great Again 08:00 Understanding Scottish 10:00 Meat S…

Burnie and Ashley discuss record scrubbings, Mike Tyson's ulcer, misattributed Nintendo quotes, and doing the time while doing the crime. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps 00:00 Good Morning 00:30 Keep Them Separated 02:25 Netflix Goes Minecraft 04:00 The Superman Problem 06:40 Tomb Raider Animated Series 0…

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, add a few thumbs, talk about the Cooper's Hill Cheese Roll, and reminisce about their favorite brother/sister ships. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps 00:00 Good Morning 00:45 Losing Meme Pets 02:45 Non Fungible Memes 04:00 Weekend Somewhere 05:50 Casualties of War 0…

Burnie and Ashley discuss monkeys in cities, monkeys on the Titanic, monkeys in space, and billionaire monkeys. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps 00:00 Good Morning 00:45 Overrun by Monkeys 05:20 Monkey Survival Guidance 09:05 Iceland Eruption 10:00 Fight the Climate 11:10 Billionaires in Submarines 13:30 G…

Burnie and Ashley discuss our declining spiritual heritage, financial domination, AI ghosts, and the 221 year locust plague. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps 00:00 Good Morning 00:30 Changes in Learning 03:30 Relevant Controversy 05:10 Jennifer Lopez Has a Bad Year 06:45 Taylor Swift vs Billie Eilish 08:50…

Burnie and Ashley discuss Terry-ology, the return of bees, the morality of new technology, ad-blocking, and the lowest common denominators in modern capitalism. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereBy Burnie Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss the differences in UK/US military remembrances, the dismal state of movie theaters, and taking your dog everywhere. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereBy Burnie Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss the original console war, the NCAA multi-billion dollar settlement, and follow up on the week. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps: 00:00 Good Morning 00:55 Friday Lightning Round 02:40 Naming Athletes 05:30 Geralt Hemsworth 07:40 80s Fantasy 09:05 NCAA Settlement 10:25 Dune 2000 and…

Burnie and Ashley discuss the un-Olympics, channeling Donald Glover, Xmen 97, Scotch Whisky, and staying in the barrel until its time to come out. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps 00:00 Good Morning 00:30 Called Out 01:05 More Than Ultimate 01:35 Aquatic Paint 02:05 Local Whisky 03:05 Staying Positive 05:5…

Burnie and Ashley discuss turbulence, plane stories, and the Victorian shenanigans of Bridgerton. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps 00:00 Good Morning 00:40 I Have Notes 04:45 Deadly Turbulence 06:25 Bones About Metric 08:15 Back to the Plane 10:05 The Worst Airplane Story 15:15 Safest Modes of Travel 16:30…

Burnie and Ashley discuss getting sorted into houses, Burnie's weird high school, and Scarlett Johansson's lawyers protecting us all, all the time. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereBy Burnie Burns

Ashley steps in and does the intro while Burnie's voice recovers and they discuss helicopter crashes, Sean Combs, the great SNL Weekend Update joke swap tradition, and a massive round up of weekend news. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps 00:00 Good Morning 20:00 Arrest in Buscemi Attack 04:14 SNL Joke Swap …

Burnie and Ashley discuss the new Witcher photos, the buzz coming out of Cannes and the latest developments on stories from the week. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps 00:00 Good Morning 01:30 Gerald of Riverside 03:20 Feeling Froggy 03:50 Handsome Hollywood Heroes 04:35 Where Thor Went Wrong 05:35 Furiosa …

Burnie sits nearby while Ashley discusses her beautiful feet, flashing the population of Ireland, and when it's A-OK to get peed on. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereBy Burnie Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Jake Paul & Mike Tyson face off, the opening of the Cannes Film Festival, and people's shocking lack of self preservation. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps 00:00 Good Morning 01:15 Bulls on the Beach 04:10 Paul v Tyson Face Off 07:35 NBA Playoffs 09:00 Bluey Las Vegas Disaster…

Burnie and Ashley discuss people not using Bumble to not have sex, OpenAI's Her Moment and the return of the stock market apes. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps 00:00 Good Morning 00:40 Meme Stocks Roaring Back 06:50 ChatGPT Goes Siri 15:00 Rough Night Mr President 16:15 Programs Programming Programs 18:10…

Burnie and Ashley discuss New York assaults, clam chowder cringe, and dating an AI who has a friend they think you would like a lot. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps 00:00 Good Morning 01:20 Territorial About the Sky 05:25 Attack on Steve Buscemi 09:15 Clam Chowder Faux Pas 13:25 Escape From New York 14:25…

Burnie and Ashley discuss Malkovich, Malkovich & Malkovich, various factors that saved the UK economy, Helldivers 2 dismissals, and follow up on the week's top stories. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereBy Burnie Burns

Burnie and Ashley alert the media about rental car companies, discuss the Hulk as an upset customer, fight on purpose, and then get back 118% of the time they wasted talking about FTX. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereBy Burnie Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss TikTok vs America, fragile eggs, and drive-by dumbasses. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereBy Burnie Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Met Gala, RvB Restoration premiere, men's limited fashion choices and the upcoming season of The Boys. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps 00:00 Good Morning 00:45 Red vs Blue Restoration 08:40 The Boys 12:45 The Walking Dead 15:10 Furiosa 18:05 Superman First Look 20:25 The Batm…

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Helldivers 2 disaster, snakes in pants, diss tracks, endless shrimp, and the high cost of fast food. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere 00:00 Good Morning 00:55 Helldivers 2 Disaster 07:20 The Fall Guy 09:45 Diss Tracks 11:35 Snakes in Pants 14:00 Ashley Gets Sidetracked about Planet Craft…

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, share their surprise animal husbandry and discuss getting caught criming. Want to support the podcast and maybe get a little extra bonus content? Good news! https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereBy Burnie Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss being late to set, the era of clickbait on Netflix, the death of theatrical documentaries, and being a type that heists. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereBy Burnie Burns

Burnie and Ashley delve into their personal origin story. TW: Gamma Radiation Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereBy Burnie Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss internet outliers, robot furries, telepathic meatballs, and putting cryptocurrency products in your brain. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereBy Burnie Burns

Burnie sits down with Gavin Free in extreme slow-mo to discuss inner monologues, the art of personal hygiene, and cultural adjustments. Support this podcast and get extra content at http://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereBy Burnie Burns

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, discuss the Fallout 4 update and welcome the return of Net Neutrality. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereBy Burnie Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss horses gone wild, human night vision, our robotic future, and retro television. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps 00:00 Good Morning 00:35 Horses Rampage in London 04:00 Cat Vision 06:40 Apple Vision 09:00 Rough Time for Tech 10:00 Adopting Too Early 11:20 Future Robotics 13:40 Cut…

Burnie and Ashley discuss Severance Season 2, urban legends becoming canon, and a murder of topics on today's show. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps 00:00 Good Morning 00:45 Fallout Fun Facts 03:50 Fan Theories 05:30 Tik Tok Divest or Ban Passes 07:00 War on Ticks 07:30 Grooming 09:25 Gang of Turkeys 11:30…

Burnie and Ashley talk about the new Deadpool & Wolverine trailer, box office decline in April, and lots of other geeky news today. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereBy Burnie Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss fit older ladies, games that play themselves, and the sudden loss of their favorite drink. Hey! Want to support this podcast? If so, we have the perfect link for you: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps 00:00 Intro 00:33 Planking Records 03:50 Spice Girls 05:35 Hot Older Ladies in Your Area 08:30 Filthy Fra…

Burnie and Ashley follow up on retired robots, the Fallout series, Tarantino changing direction and then dox a bunch of Sonic characters. Support our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:10 Doxxing Sonic Characters 04:27 Planet Crafter as Education 05:45 Steam 09:00 Fallout Series Reception and The Witcher 12:25…

Burnie and Ashley (and JD) discuss the UK smoking ban, Star Control 2's spiritual successor, charging for X, and what the youths are up to. 00:00 Intro 04:26 JD Cameo 09:35 Free Star Kickstarter 14:40 Three Body Problem talk 16:00 Spoiler End, Smoking Ban 21:23 Outro Support us at: Morning Somewhere | Patreon for the world's most weekdaily podcast.…

Burnie and Ashley discuss robotic stuntpeople, flooding, Sylvester Stallone's alleged misbehavior, evil government picking on poor Ticketmaster, and macaque copyrights. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere and get exclusive bonus content.By Burnie Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss Sonic casting news, old consoles, the Rust armorer sentencing, DIY delays, and the weird childhood bookends for some Gen Z'ers. Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/MorningSomewhereBy Burnie Burns

Burnie and Ashley talk about a hidden gem of Austin creativity, SNL's successful YouTube strategy, a billionaire death sentence, and finally giving up the goth lifestyle. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MorningSomewhereBy Burnie Burns

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, talk about Robert Downey Jr's potential return as Iron Man, and Burnie shares his thoughts about seeing Civil War (16:40-21:55). Please support us at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereBy Burnie Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Fallout series (no spoilers), eating as a form of exposure therapy, Irn Bru, and the Scottish Highland Games. Please support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Timestamps: 00:00-Intro, Scottish Snacks 09:44-Time Zones 12:29-Fallout Talk 18:34-Scottish Stormtroopers, Highland Games 22:43-Outro, Patr…

Burnie and Ashley thank everyone for their amazing Patreon support, talk Joker Part 2, Civil War, and Kit Harrington's un-updates. Support this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereBy Burnie Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss their new Patreon, Robotaxis, creepy Appalachian tales, and then go for a quick jog across the entirety of Africa. Support us at: http://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereBy Burnie Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss the eclipse, fighting clouds, freak weather phenomena, Disney crackdowns, and the Northern Lights in Scotland.By Burnie Burns

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week while travelling in Edinburgh, discuss Julia Garner as the Silver Surfer and give a heads up on future developments.By Burnie Burns

Burnie and Ashley rank the Matrix movies and discuss sneaky f-bombs, activist investing, and Disney AdultingBy Burnie Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's late night lamb adventure, Netflix peeping on your Facebook, and Seinfeld's directorial debut.By Burnie Burns

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Powerball, Reddit IPO, common law marriages and the closing of the Tropicana in Las Vegas.By Burnie Burns