It’s been so long, you look great, have you had a haircut? Been on holiday? Whatever, great to see you again. In today’s podcast I basically ramble a bit and look ahead to the Newcastle game tonight and the prospect of third place in the premier league. Hit me up at https://www.twitter.com/GoonSquadPC should you so desire 👍🏼…

So I have a look back at the United game and a brief look forward to the French Southampton game on Thursday. If you want to contact me, do so here : https://www.twitter.com/GoonSquadPC 👍🏼

As we all know, to try and understand a Tottenham fan is an impossible task, if they were of sound mind and in possession of s logical mindset they would have never made the horrible choice of supporting Spurs in the first place, with that in mind, I look back at a game where we claimed our fourth point of the season against them and they got their…

Arsenal 2 - 0 Southampton, that’s more like it! It’s been a while since I’ve seen a performance from us that rivals this one, at points out interplay was positively Arsenesque, but I’m still worried that they had plenty of opportunities and the keeper was one of our best players! Contact me at https://www.twitter.com/GoonSquadPC…

Arsenal 3 - 0 Bate. Got that win, but was it really THAT good of a result? Was Ozil instrumental? Is 3-1 aggregate an acceptable score for us vs Bate? I dunno 🤷🏼‍♂️ . Anyway, let me know your thoughts on https://www.twitter.com/GoonSquadPC

I would love to tell you what transpired to cause premier league high fliers (yeah yeah 5th is still high out of 20 :P ) to get taught a lesson by a bunch of Belorussian tractor engineers, but I’m not sure my feeble and damaged brain is capable of comprehending such horseradish! Join me as I lament this dreadful night of European woe. Hit me up on …

Huddersfield 1 - 2 Arsenal. We sleep walk and bore ourselves to three points away from home and I guess that’s all that matters! I touch on the abuse that our young guys get and the excitement explosion that is occurring for me with regards to our BATE double of impending games! Talk to me on https://www.twitter.com/GoonSquadPC - nice on 👍🏼…

Manchester City 3 - 1 Arsenal, my thoughts on a game that delivered pretty well exactly what I expected. Has anyone seen Lichstiner’s girlfriend/wife? Is she called Medusa, because the guy moves as if fashioned from stone... I jest, but seriously though? Is Mustafi losing it, and I don’t mean defensive awareness... Huddersfield up next! Talk to me …

Arsenal 2 - 1 Cardiff, just enjoy the result because the game itself was pretty well a giant smear on the underpants of the premier league! Welcome Denis Suarez, the least surprising signing announcement I think we’ve ever had (being as Barca ‘pre-announced’ it). Talk to me on https://www.twitter.com/GoonSquadPC…

Arsenal 1 - 3 Man U, urgh, a quick rundown on this match. A look at the transfer rumours and why are we signing 45yr olds on loan? Xhaka abuse in real life, not cool, why are people doing it? If you want to contact me and let me know how to improve the podcast or talk about things etc, do so here https://www.twitter.com/GoonSquadPC nice one 👍🏼…

Arsenal 2 - 0 Chelsea, was this game a turning point or did Chelsea just roll over? Hector seemingly out for a long long time as his ligament goes pop. Super scout Sven is leaving, it’s official. Anything going on in transfers, not that I know of? Man U on Friday in the FA Cup and Cardiff on Tuesday in the league... if you want to contact me https:…

In this episode I talk about what has been one of our busiest weeks for a while in terms of ‘drama’ and ‘misery’, starting with a tedious loss to The Hammers, touching on loan only transfers this January and the apparently unsettling of Head Scout Recruitment Genius Sven Mislintat heading off because we have more faith in Raul’s contacts than we do…

Blackpool 0 - 3 Arsenal, a look back on the FA Cup game from this weekend where the youth players showed some skills, Koscielny pinged his back and Jenko made us all want to be a player. Transfers? Is Denis Suarez actually a thing? Do we have the cash? What about a CB? Also, my thoughts on the unbeaten season... tweet me on https://twitter.com/Goon…

Arsenal 4 - 1 Fulham, a scoreline that probably flattered us, Fulham did blow a couple of super opportunities to score but I’ll take it! Blackpool is next up, what kind of team will Emery play? Contact us on https://Twitter.com/GoonSquadPC and let us know what you think!

Arsenal losing 5-1 to Liverpool is painful even if it’s not a surprise, I look back at the goals and try not to break down in tears. A mild look forward at the Fulham game, but not in great detail as I would tend to be optimistic about that game but am also aware of the potential for us to ruin the first day of 2019! Send me a tweet at https://twit…

Pre-Liverpool look back at the 3-1 victory at Burnley and the miserable 1-1 draw at Brighton. I will also taint your ears with a look forward to the game at Anfield which somewhat regretfully I am not looking forward too... at all. Strap yourselves in fellow gooners, I think this afternoon is going to be a bumpy ride!…

Tottenham Hotspur get the better of Arsenal at Emirates for only the second time and only a few days after they were well beaten in similar circumstances in the league. I talk about the game, Mesut Ozil being left out for ‘tactical reasons’, the draw for the semi finals and absolute idiots throwing bottles at people.…

A look ahead to Arsenal vs Tottenham Hotspur in the League Cup. The Europa League Draw against Bate Borisov and drawing Blackpool in the FA Cup.

Southampton vs Arsenal - the unbeaten run ends against a team we might have expected to beat. Ozil gets some game time, though should he have? Bernd Leno makes a mistake, but did it REALLY matter? I take a look back at a game I only saw half of!

Arsenal vs Qarabag FK, a look back at the game, Koscielny’s return, Ozil’s return and glorious youth performances. I also talk about commentators and their weird pronunciations of players name and how Bernd Leno is seemingly flying under the radar of good keeper signings.

A look ahead to Arsenal vs Qarabag, wherein I discuss the return of Koscielny from injury. The return of Ozil from ‘injury’ and make my scientifically proven score prediction.

A pretty quick and lightweight look back at the Arsenal vs Huddersfield snooze fest... I mean... game. There really wasn’t much to talk about and even then I forgot to mention the propensity of our players to miss absolute sitters, but hey, we got the 3 points, I shouldn’t grumble!

So our next game is at home against Huddersfield, I look ahead to that. I also talk about the injury to Rob Holding, though brilliantly I called him Calum Chambers when I recorded it, see if you can catch the super graceful edit. I also talk about the controversy of the day, some of the Arsenal boys getting caught sucking down N2O out of balloons i…

I give a roundup of my thoughts on the game as Arsenal travel to Old Trafford to take on José’s Manchester United. Are they Stoke in disguise?