Welcome to Derps and Dragons, an actual play D&D podcast! Dungeon Master JD guides the derps, Meagan, Cory, Cameron, and Jackson, through a hectic world recovering from a series of devastating global wars. They must forge their own path to glory all while dealing with their personal turmoil, a mysterious and cunning evil force, constant shenanigans, and of course crazy dice rolls! New Episodes released every other Tuesday. https://linktr.ee/derpsanddragons
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Episode 43 - Finding a leg and Finding Trouble
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Send us a Text Message. The Derps seperate and explore the land of Gee & Gup! Deok and Breewyn follow the call of nature, while Djartus, Ziric, and Pixis go looking for a lost leg. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits: "Meatball Parade” “Teller of Tales” "Earth Prelude" "Temple of the M…
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Send us a Text Message. The Derps arrive in the nation of Roth and are introduced to Wyatt Finch's mysterious and powerful business partner, then some chaos ensues. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits: "Meatball Parade” “Teller of Tales” "Investigations" "Silver Flame" "Gypsy Shoegazer…
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Send us a Text Message. The Derps land for a quick resupply on Sharktooth Island and end up having to run some unexpected errands for an old friend of Wyatt Finch. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits: "Meatball Parade” “Teller of Tales” "Investigations" "Miris Magic Dance" "Porch Blues…
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Episode 40 - Mishaps on the Mulligan
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Send us a Text Message. Welcome back to arc 3 of Derps and Dragons! Join the Derps as they fly towards new misadventures and look for answers and allies after the loss of the Gilded Grove to the High Heresy! Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits: "Meatball Parade” “Teller of Tales” "Thun…
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Send us a Text Message. Breewyn, Djartus, Deok, and Wyatt Finch gather around the kitchen table onboard The Mulligan and have themselves many, many drinks as they drunkenly recall what they've been through these past few very eventful weeks. . . Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Mea…
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Episode 39 - Subterfuge, Spell, and Ship
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Send us a Text Message. The Derps check the statuses of Zeeth and Pickwick then meet up with Wyatt Finch. Meanwhile, Deok lies, sneaks, and successfully fails his way into the college. With the gang back together, a new plan is formulated and begrudgingly executed. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart…
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Episode 38 - How to Win Assistants and Influence Guard Captains
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Send us a Text Message. Most of the Derps make their way to GU, searching for a new plan for quelling the crisis created by High Heresy. Deok receives a promotion and makes some new friends while setting out on his own side-quest. TRIGGER WARNING: CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!!!OWO Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michell…
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Episode 37 - Cult Rituals for Dummies
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Send us a Text Message. Deok helps the High Heresy with their ritual and then the derps plan their escape. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits: "Meatball Parade” “Teller of Tales” “Temple of the Manes” “The Chamber” “Oppressive Gloom” “Ancient Rite” “Marty Gots a Plan” “Crossing the Ch…
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Episode 36 - ...And Your Enemies Closer
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Send us a Text Message. Breewyn, Djartus, and Ziric infiltrate the High Heresy with hopes of freeing Deok, but Deok has some plans of his own... Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits: "Meatball Parade” “Teller of Tales” “Covert Affair” “Silver Flame” “The Pyre” “Dragon and Toast” “Infado…
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Send us a Text Message. Ziric rejoins Breewyn and Djartus and together they sort through what everyone knows. Deok ingrains himself deeper into the High Heresy. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits: "Meatball Parade” “Teller of Tales” “Lord of the Land” “Midnight Tale” “DD Grove” “Plain…
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Episode 34 - Keep Your Friends Close
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Send us a Text Message. Breewyn heads to the north gate with Djartus following the clues she leaves behind. Ziric once again attempts to escape. And Deok goes deeper uncover. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits: "Meatball Parade” “Teller of Tales” “Pippin the Hunchback” “Midnight Tale”…
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Episode 33 - Interrogating Ennisbottoms
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Send us a Text Message. The Derps have been scattered all across The Guilded Grove. Djartus, naked and afraid, turns back to face the enemy. Breewyn gets a room for her and her captive. Meanwhile, Deok and Ziric come to some shocking revelations. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits: "M…
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Episode 32 - Mission Successfully Failed
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Send us a Text Message. The Derps scrambel to get their bearings after their plan is successful. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits: "Meatball Parade” “Teller of Tales” “Lasting Hope” “Marty Gots a PLan” “Lightless Dawn” “Truth In Stones” “Sneaky Adventures” “ Sneaky Snitch” “Scheming…
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Send us a Text Message. The Derps kidnap a politician for the greater good, and everything goes to plan....at first? Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits: "Meatball Parade” “Teller of Tales” “Master of the Feast” “Covert Affair” “Magic Escape Room” “Gagool” “Dances and Dames” “Hard Boil…
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Send us a Text Message. Deok and Ziric get their feathers ruffled, Brewin and Djuartus have fun at the carnaval, and a dangerously derpy plan is made. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits: "Meatball Parade" “Teller of Tales” “Midnight Tale” “Lobby Time” “Procession of the King” “Take a …
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Send us a Text Message. The derps get more information about the upcoming election, Ziric meets more of his family, and Deok makes a disturbing discovery about his own family. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits: "Meatball Parade" “Teller of Tales” “Midnight Tale” “Lobby Time” “Walking…
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Episode 28 - Goofing Around the Gilded Grove
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Send us a Text Message. The Derps have a strange encounter on the way to the Gilded Grove and spend the day exploring the city when they arrive. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits: "Meatball Parade" "Teller of Tales" "Drums of the Deep" "Midnight Tale" "Redletter" "Marty Gots a Plan" …
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Send us a Text Message. The derps participate in a ritual, get a glimpse of the future, and deal with their past. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits: "Meatball Parade" "Teller of Tales" "Midnight Tale" "Truth in the Stones" "Sky Cuillin" "Wholesome" "Sneaky Adventure" "Enchanted Journ…
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Send us a Text Message. The Derps venture deeper into the Pale Grove, hoping to find the keys needed to open the Hall of Records. Will Ziric learn more of his past? Will the Derps ever find Mara Blackhelm? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z! Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits: "Meatb…
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Send us a Text Message. The Derps finish up their business in Tinkport before saying their goodbyes and hitting the road heading for Zirics' home town, The Pale Grove. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits: "Meatball Parade" "Teller of Tales" "Plaint" "Wholesome" "Silver Blue Light" "Sil…
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Episode 24 - A Hot Night in Tinkport
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Send us a Text Message. The Derps make their way back to town after being reverse ambushed and find out Tinkport doesn't have a buck brigade. Blackbraid turns out to be an even bigger butthead than the group originally thought.. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Meatball Parade" "Te…
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Episode 23 - Searching for Smugglers
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Send us a Text Message. The Derps get roped into doing a stakeout for the Tinkport Border Patrol. But first they spend the day getting ready, and digging for answers. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Meatball Parade" "Teller of Tales" "Ambler" "Juniper" "Danse Morialta" "The Entert…
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Send us a Text Message. The Derps arrive in Breewyn's hometown of Tinkport! Breewyn finds out her family has gotten a little bigger while Deok and Ziric find out that they are in trouble with the authorities. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Meatball Parade" "Teller of Tales" "Mast…
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Send us a Text Message. Welcome back to arc 2 of Derps and Dragons! Join the Derps as they hit the open road to follow Mara Blackhelm, investigate High Heresy, and battle more nasty boys. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Meatball Parade" "Juniper" "Feelin’ Good" "Magic Scout" "Midn…
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Send us a Text Message. Breewyn, Djartus, and Deok meet back in Anthos for drinks and to check up on everything that's happened so far. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Meatball Parade" All by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licen…
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Send us a Text Message. Happy holidays from Derps and Dragons! Wyatt finch sits the derps down to tell them an age old Yuletide story. Four ye merry adventurers set off to find the village's missing children and save the holiDAY! Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Dance of the Tuba P…
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Episode 20 - Back at Blackhelm Manor
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Send us a Text Message. The Derps return to Blackhelm's manor to get to the bottom of the night's events. Something seems amiss as they travel empty halls in an empty home. What do they find? Find out this time on Derps and Dragons Arc 1 Finale! Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Mea…
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Episode 19 - Murders, Mysteries, and Magic Circles
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Send us a Text Message. The Derps descended into the deep, dark dungeon of the Blackhelm Manor. While they wander, they can't help but wonder where he went... Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Meatball Parade" "Teller of the Tales" "Blue Feather" "Gregorian Chant" "Mountain Emperor"…
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Send us a Text Message. The music isn't the only thing swinging at this party, and the Derps find out they aren't the only ones with a secret plan. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Meatball Parade" "Teller of the Tales" "Waltz - Tchaikovsky Op. 40" "Brandenburg No4-1" "Feelin’ Good…
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Episode 17 - Derps, Deals, and a Dragon(born)
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Send us a Text Message. The Derps spend the day checking in on an acquaintance, doing a little shopping, making a new friend, and preparing for the Blackhelm Gala. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Meatball Parade" "Teller of the Tales" "Hard Boiled" "Silver Flame" "The Pyre" "Exped…
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Send us a Text Message. The Derps continue prepare for the gala with Wyatt. Things are gonna get wet, wild,...and a little personal. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Meatball Parade" "Teller of the Tales" "Porch Blues" "Firebrand" "Plaint" "Juniper" "Magic Scout - Farm" "Silver Blu…
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Episode 15 - Bites, Bombs, and the Basics
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Send us a Text Message. The Derps find themselves between a box and a hard place. P.S. This episode is a bomb. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Meatball Parade" "Teller of the Tales" "Clash Defiant" "Dark Walk" "Porch Blues" "Walking Along" "I Knew a Guy" "Magic Scout - Farm" "DD G…
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Episode 14 (Take 2) - The Meaning of Drip
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Send us a Text Message. The Derps are invited to a high class gala, but first, they're gonna need some high class clothes. Later, they investigate a lead concerning a name they thought they'd never hear again. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Meatball Parade" "Teller of the Tales" …
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Send us a Text Message. The Derps are asked to handle a large, sensitive package with their new scaly friend. Which one of The Derps is a package-peeping Tom? TRIGGER WARNING: FEDERAL FELONY and some really fun murder. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Meatball Parade" "Teller of th…
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Send us a Text Message. Ziric and Deok sneak through S&F, Co. When they return to the inn, everyone is in for a rude wake up call. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Meatball Parade" "Teller of the Tales" "Sneaky Snitch" "Lobby Time" "Drums of the Deep" "Firebrand" "Heart of the Beas…
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Send us a Text Message. The Derps continue there exciting day in Palion. Deok and Ziric do a little shopping; while Breewyn and Djartus take a quick jog through the city. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Meatball Parade" "Teller of the Tales" "Chill" "Chase" "Hard Boiled" "Sneaky S…
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Episode 10 - Grandma's Favorite Mercenary
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Send us a Text Message. The Derps have their first day in the city. Breewyn and Djartus have a killer time at a blacksmith's shop. Deok and Ziric run into a former work place associate on their way to market. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Meatball Parade" "Drums of the Deep" "Te…
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Send us a Text Message. The Derps fight some frightening flying foes and then explore the city of Palion. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Meatball Parade" "Teller of Tales" "The Pyre" "Drums of the Deep" "Five Armies" "Juniper" "Master of the Feast" "Kawai Kitsune" "Dances and Dam…
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Send us a Text Message. The derps set out towards Palion. Left is right, campfire grandpa stories, and some chickens. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Meatball Parade" "Teller of Tales" "Earth Prelude" "Curse of the Scarab" "Ancient Rite" "Pippin the Hunchback" "The Pyre" "Farm" "T…
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Send us a Text Message. The derps battle some nasty boys. Deok's navigation skills out shine Sasha's. Everyone has a night off. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Meatball Parade" "Teller of Tales" "Blue Ska" "Dances and Dames" "Earth Prelude" "Curse of the Scarab" "Ancient Rite" "So…
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Episode 6 - The Derps are Back in Town
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Send us a Text Message. Deok is a drag. They travel over the river and through the woods. The derps get a new assignment. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Meatball Parade" "Teller of Tales" "Clash Defiant" "Wallpaper" "Daily Beetle" "Dances and Dames" "The Pyer" "Kawai Kitsune" "Ma…
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Send us a Text Message. The derps leave the bandit camp with a bang and take a quick dip on the way back to town. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Meatball Parade" "Arcadia" "Sneaky Snitch" "Holiday Weasel" "Griphop" "Scheming Weasel slower" "Plaint" "Nerves" "Danger Storm" "Drums …
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Send us a Text Message. The Derps travel down the caves and find more than they expected. Deok graduates, Ziric gets a book, Breewyn finds 'one man's trash', and Djartus makes 'not a joke'. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Meatball Parade" "Arcadia" "Scheming Weasel Slower" "Feelin…
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Send us a Text Message. Deok has been captured!! The rest of the derps recruit Deputy Finch to rescue him. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Meatball Parade" "Dances and Dames" "Scheming Weasel Slower" "Call to Adventure" "Spider Eyes" "Firebrand" "Take the Lead" "Teller of the Tale…
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Send us a Text Message. With the help of a lizard and Mother Earth, the derps leisurely hike over the river and through the woods, and finds some new friends and their sick campsite. TW: Ketchup Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Dances and Dames" "Feelin Good" "Meatball Parade" "Ner…
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Send us a Text Message. Two mailmen, a merchant, and a statue walk into a barn…you meet the derps and the derps meet each other. The adventure begins and so do the goofy antics. Patreon Instagram Facebook Twitter Discord Cover art by MichelleO Art (@michelleoart) Music Credits "Arcadia" "Call to Adventure" "Drums of the Deep" "Feelin Good" "Firebra…
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