The Doghouse Bastards Radio Show is a weekly, comedy talk show broadcasting LIVE every Monday night, (details on our website at doghousebastards.com) and recorded for you 'Johnny Come Lately' people's in the internetz. Hosted by Scott 'The Sasquatch' Taylor, along with Mr Pink and Steev Thunderc*ck, The DHB is a mish-mash of political incorrectness and horrible abuse (usually aimed at us). Give us a couple of shows before you decide if you hate us or not!!
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PARTIES l RADIO l LABEL I PREMIERE'S https://soundcloud.com/joemorris https://soundcloud.com/nickjsmith https://soundcloud.com/iain_mac Promos, Premieres & Info - info@clandestino.co.uk Shows 2020 1.18 Wilde Renate, Berlin 3.7 Inner City Electronic, Leeds 3.14 Whisky Jar, Manchester 3.20 - Postponed 5.7 Cobalt, Newcastle 5.24 Refuge, Manchester (TBC) 6.5 Distrikt w/Longhair, Leeds 8.28 Distrikt w/Ruf Dug, Leeds Shows 2019 2.15 - Mint Club w/HUNEE, Leeds 3.09 - Hare&Hounds, Birmingham 4.06 - ...
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"Don't call it a comeback, we've been here for years!" Yes, TECHNICALLY I killed the show a couple of months ago, but we got together for a yap and decided that 'What the hell', we'd turn on the mics for old times sake and blast out a doozie.. And let me tell you Sir/Madam/Attack Helicopter, what a doozie it is too. From murder-trained wedding gues…
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STILL not dead! Well, almost, but we're going to go out kicking while we still can. Daddy Sasquatch, Boris and Tiny drink beer, get masks, talk about drowning babysitters and kids watching you have sex. Oh, and a man licks non-human testicles. All this and more on tonight's DHB Radio Show!
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Hey guys, wanted to share the latest aftershow from DHB 280 with you, and a few words from your favourite Daddy beforehand about the future of the show. I love you. (Not you John). Scott. X
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Joining Daddy Sasquatch and Dame Baron Von Lurch tonight are Boris and Tiny / Boris once inhaled excrement / Ever stolen a police van before? / Money shot is not a funny shot / Roobs is hench / Man gives special coating to new sofas / Listener wants to do unholy things to Boris' safe place / Hotsauce bursts in / Put two gingers in a room together a…
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Daddy Sasquatch is joined tonight by The Rt Hon Rev Double-Laird Dame Baron Von Lurch Monster, Steevasaurus and Money Maker Maynard / Maynard is broken before the show even starts / We're now playing by 'Demolition Man' rules, still no idea how the three seashells work / Maynar got very drunk, several listeners noticed / Prof. Moonbeam once again c…
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Your Daddy Sasquatch is joined tonight by Lurch Monster, The Wonderful Coops and a little drizzle of Hotsauce / Lurch wants to tackle the Side Chicks / Hotsauce calls a kid a horrible thing / We're ticking down to the Hate Crime Legislation Bill starting in Scotland / Coops is perfecting the 'Crazy Eyes' tonight / We get an email from a psychic med…
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Joining Sasquatch tonight are Boris, Tiny and the THL / Tiny had his hotel room stolen by a naked man in a shower / Sasquatch and Tiny were surrounded by grey hair and replacement hips at a Judas Priest concert / Boris fell off a bucking bronco that wasn't even turned on / The THL has manky feet, we plan to sell them on 'Foot Finder' / Man vomits l…
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Scheduling issues have meant that getting the usual gang together to record has been a challenge, so tonight Sasquatch is joined by his two new 'side-chicks', Tiny and Boris / Boris discovers Schnappi, fails to be impressed / How a new German song is dominating Laird Sasquatch's life / Tiny is 6' 8" of Germanic American / Man seeks help in local sh…
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Sasquatch is joined by Lurch, Steevasaurus and The Coops / Godzilla is ace, Steev is wrong / Lurch won't shut up about ko-fi / Hotsauce released a new video / Coops has misspelled her name for over thirty years / Steev and Sasquatch are planning their Heterosexual commune / Lurch has some 'beef' with thieves and hosts! / All this and more on tonigh…
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Laird Sasquatch Taylor is joined tonight by the always delightful Steevasaurus / We're trialing some Discord recording tonight / Girls in movies don't suck / A complicated man throws a crispy battered fish at the Bingo / Is new Gladiators any good? / Steev gives out 'upper decker' advice / Man thinks his wife looks like legendary singer / All this …
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Sasquatch is joined by Lurch Monster and Mr Pink tonight / It's Hogmany, and we're three men speaking rubbish over the internet / Mr Pink accesses the Gulag fibre, works as well as dial-up / Lurch gets introduced to the world of Harry Potter / Mr Pink has a visit from another inmate / Toddler defecates in church-goers shoe / Man sooks wrong nipple …
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Well, have we got a show for you tonight! All the faves in one place for a festive gathering that's part chaos, part horrible mental abuse. Thank you all for being part of the show over the last year, and here's hoping you all have an amazing Christmas. (Except for John's).
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Daddy Sasquatch & Dame Baron von Lurch Monster are running alone tonight / Hotsauce looks like a celebrity / Lurch gets on Grindr / A lady is upset / Listener insults professional wrestler / We talk what clicks our geek / All this and more on tonights DHB Radio Show!
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DHB 270: Indy Jones and the Cup of Youth
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A revelry of madness on tonight's DHB Radio Show! / Coops went on holiday, lost everything / Hotsauce was in a cabaret! / Lurch faces the council / Flooding on Hayton Road / Daddy nearly breaks another kid / Rock of Ages is coming, get your tickets! / Wanna come do Karaoke? / All this and more.. Oh, and check out our new podcast by searching for 'F…
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Well, we totally planned to get together and record some video of us exploring a haunted location, in the hope that The Coops would fear-pish all through her tighty whiteys. But alas, the weather was against us so instead we decided to record a show that was a complete nonsense. There's lots to like though, don't be scared! Like, we get scared by a…
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What should have been a simple and short XS show turned into an over two hour drama of emotion! Jump in and find out what the heck I'm talking about as we get ready for our forthcoming DHB Spooktacular!
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Daddy Sasquatch and Dame Baron Von Lurch Monster get together using the magic of Discord tonight since Scotland is drowning / Lurch might have a stalker who thinks he's on the spectrum / Scott might have a stalker who's definitely on a spectrum / Hotsauce and Lurch have a gay-off / Should we set up a Grindr? / Hotsauce tried to coax a suitcase into…
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Daddy Sasquatch is joined tonight by 'Oooh Mr Lurchy Lurchy', Money Maker Maynard and The Steevasaurus! / Lurch has been making new intros for himself and Maynard, carnage ensues / Man asks Maynard for a straightener to determine who runs the Gulag / Listener makes boo-boo when whispering sweet nothings into his partners ear / Lurch paid £1K for a …
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Super proud adopted co-dads of Hotsauce, Daddy Sasquatch and Dame Baron Von Lurch are joined by both Coops'ses's tonight! / Hotsauce gets a birthday gift from Lurch / Coops is right onto the tequila, we expect someone getting stabbed / 'Bonnie Donnie' writes in, he wants some Hotsauce on his sausage / Man adds salty ingredient to sandwich / Daddy S…
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Hello everyone! As a wee extra to our normal shows, come check out a side project that Daddy Sasquatch started working on back during Lockdown, where I tried making a spooky podcast! If you like what you hear please let me know, and if you have any stories you'd like to submit, then please get in touch using the usual contact address for the DHB. I…
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Daddy Sasquatch and Dame Baron Von Lurch are back from their Summer Holibobs! / Daddy hates getting touched so much / Lurch went to Glasgow without vaccinations / Woman with crutches complains about Lurch piddling / Daddy Sass thinks he saw a special needs person 'self-pleasuring' in VR / Lurch and Daddy want to go ghost hunting / Lurch saw Johnny …
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It's late on a Sunday night, and Daddy Sasquatch feels it's time to update you gaggle of buffoons and miscreants on what's happening here at DHB Industries PLC! / Daddy used to get a perv phoning him / We need to respect adjectives now, you horrible people / Man injects and snorts poop, thinks E-Coli is now a mammal / Buses vs Cars / Why do we need…
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Joining your Dad tonight are Dame Baron Von Lurch Monster, and Commandant Hotsauce / Hotsauce gets his own new intro, courtesy of Lurch! / Hotsauce managed to 'convince' his way backstage at a festival / We see a photo of a Gentleman's Sausage / Lurch is becoming a social butterfly, visits the house of a listener for dinner / Sasquatch drops the mi…
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It's a Sasquatch-free XS show! Lurch hosts a confessional show with the Coopseses laying it all out on the line, and we see the Hotsauce in a WHOLE new light! If you like what you hear, be sure and go visit dhbradio.com/support and help keep this damned show on the road ;)
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Joining Daddy Sasquatch tonight are Dame Baron Von Lurch Monster and The Hotsauce / Hotsauce is ditching the Grindr / Facing your rattledaddy's family / Lurch makes the best muckbangs / We role play being our dads / Lurch and Daddy Sasquatch are amazing actors / Hotsauce remembers his home being violated by a DHB member as a child / Grooming young …
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Welcome to the return of the XS show! For those of you who don't know already, the XS show is just Sasquatch (or others) rambling into a microphone, talking about clips or stories that haven't made it on to the main show. Let us know if you like what you hear and if you want to hear more, and be sure to come and join our Discord! Links can be found…
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Joining Captain of the ship, Daddy Sasquatch tonight are both Lurch Monster and The Coops! / Coops nearly died, for real / Silicone pap may have slipped, turned out to be fractured rib / Fitbit bomb / Lurch overcooked the damned steaks / Feeding the Meerkats with Lurch / Coops is just back from another holiday / Hotsauce arrives with a bunch of kid…
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Joining the most handsome men in podcasting (Daddy Sasquatch & Dame Baron Von Lurch) are The Hotsauce and The Sunday Night Highlight, Money Maker Maynard! / Lurch has dressed as the Joker, and he's angry about toffs / Hotsauce is our new resident movie expert / Maynard confirms, Willie is still alive! / Hotsauce talks Subs / Man excretes into mothe…
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DHB 261: Great British Gang Bang Bake Off
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Daddy Sasquatch and Dame Baron Von Lurch Monster are joined by Mr Pink for tonight's show / Lurch thinks he's a famous missing kid / Pink is on Latrine Duty / Lurch goes to zoo with Gumby, gets intimidated by rhino / Woman emails in who hates Pink and hood-chewers / Ice Cream vans sell more than just 99's, deserve to be terrorised / DHB BBQ VIP ONL…
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DHB 260: Give Me Those Jelly Babies!
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It's Daddy Sasquatch and Dame Baron Von Lurch tonight on your favoritest podcast in the world ever / Lurch doesn't count calories in MD 20-20 / Scott suffered some rear end damage / Weight loss challenge results / Coops hates us / Kyle? KYLE! FFS, KYLE!! / All t his twaddle and more on tonight's early DHB show!…
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Daddy Sasquatch and Dame Baron Von Lurch Monster are joined by The Hotsauce and Mr Pink for tonight's show / Hotsauce moves into movie reviews / John Wick is an angry man from Thurso / Creativity can be stolen from your vagina / searching for Highland Grindrs / Daddy is suffering on the dust / Lurch lost an average sized dog in weight / Mr Pink get…
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Joining Daddy Sasquatch and Dame Baron Von Lurch Monster tonight are The Coops, and very briefly The Hotsauce / Coops said a horrible thing right before the mics went live, trying to get us cancelled / Scott had a salty pint / Lurch nearly got PTSD from a rogue Karaoke DJ / Some curry sauce led to explaining why a hotel bed looked like somebody had…
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Check out Moiety at https://soundcloud.com/rugged-societyBy Clandestino.
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Joining the God Emperor Daddy Sasquatch tonight are Dame Baron Von Lurch, Steevasaurus and 'technically' Tulula Hotsauce / We tread difficult Pronouns territory / Valentines Day / Lurch's sister gives Sasquatch a new nickname / Pink owns an actual church / We're starting our own religion / Lurch is now Sasquatch's acting manager / Sasquatch is goin…
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Next up in the mix series we welcome Camille Durand, curator of the O'RHEUN festival in Bretagne, France. Get ready for a slick 60 minute mix of classy house musichttps://soundcloud.com/camilledurandhttps://soundcloud.com/orheun/https://www.facebook.com/orheunfestival/By Clandestino.
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Joining your inappropriate father-figure Daddy Sasquatch tonight are Lurch Monster and The Coops! / We're all covered in pie grease thanks to Lurch / Lurch thought he was turning into the devil / Scott once nearly assaulted by a poster of BA Baracus / Coops' pal has messed up toes / Lurch had a meet up with NDD / We talk about our lives growing up …
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Big Daddy Sasquatch and Lurch Monster are joined by the Sunday Night Delight, Money Maker Maynard and direct from The Gulag, Mr Pink / Lurch suffers two fatalities in one day, channels John Coffee / Man makes the mistake of telling his wife the truth / Conjugal visits, and why you should be careful of prostitutes in poor health / Maynard is back on…
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Clandestino 178 - ALFOS / Sean Johnston
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Clandestino 178 - ALFOS / Sean Johnston by Clandestino.By Clandestino.
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I'm so sorry, I wanted this show to have some kind of structure, but it seems that when you have Sasquatch, Lurch, Steev and Hotsauce in one room together, stuff gets all kinds of discombobulated / We have an awards show coming up! / Hotsauce has to leave for death / Hotsauce had some fun in the Netherlands / Lurch is making beautiful beef again / …
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Joining Sir Daddy Sasquatch and Dame Baron Von Lurch Monster tonight is the one and only Talula Hotsauce / Lurch has made a midden of pies / Scott saw a man laying on the road evacuating his nethers / Santa Sasquatch brings presents! / Man fills his undercrackers with chocolatey water / Hotsauce is basically a staircase at this point / Sasquatch ha…
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So, here's the deal with this weeks show. You've got your usual 2hrs roughly of fantastic-ness, but because we were drinking MD20/20, we've also added an extra 2 Aftershows to the end of the podcast! Don't say that Daddy Sasquatch isn't good to you. Description of the show? Basically I get steamrolled for most of it and insulted for having manly br…
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Joining Sir Daddy Sasquatch and the Rt Hon Double Laird Dame Baron Von Lurch Monster tonight is The Hotsauce, and direct from The Gulag, Mr Pink / Scott has lost his comedic abilities after having his testicles torn apart in a cold room / Hotsauce talks us through douche etiquette / We're taking calls again / Mr Pink manages to retrieve the smuggle…
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This one is a proper rollercoaster of nonsense as the DHB family celebrate the 250th show. Definitely takes the crown as my personal favourite episode we've done, and a good few surprises for those of you who've followed us over the years. Blow out the candles and settle in folks, it's a three hour blockbuster!…
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It's Halloween time! You know what that means of course, 400 odd Jeffrey Dahmer's roaming the streets thinking their costume is 'edgy and unique'. So poke that noise, and instead come join us for our 2022 Halloween Spooktacular! Daddy Spook-Squatch and the Lech Monster are joined by Caustic Coops and Skeptic Steev for tonights show / Woman gets sho…
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Daddy Sasquatch and Lurch Monster are joined by Steevasaurus for tonight's show / Steev still finds speaking into a microphone difficult / Lurch loves women who sound like men / Scott faces being defanged / We talk movies and being dads / What we all doing for Halloween then? / All this and more on this episode of The DHB Radio Show!…
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Daddy Sasquatch is joined by the legendary Dame Baron Von Lurch Monster and The Hotsauce! / We're rocking some new kit tonight, and we sound like liquid sex / Hotsauce is on a mission to complete the alphabet / Daddy Sasquatch can't stop pressing all the new buttons / An old man terrifies Lurch / Hotsauce told his employer to McStuff their job / If…
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Daddy Sasquatch is joined by Dame Reverend Baron Von Lurch Monster, Steevasaurus and 'Yappy Abi' for tonight's show / It was Lurch's Birthday, so we brought him a surprise / Lurch uses tongs to inspect suspicious package / Abi won't shut the hell up / Steev angrily mouths a pie / A listener sends us a former guests 'best bits' / Sasquatch seemingly…
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Joining Daddy Sasquatch and Dame Baron Von Lurch tonight are Steevasaurus and The Hotsauce / Two broken kids prompts an intervention from Lurcheremy Kyle / Steev has an infected nut and foosty eye, still brain damaged / Hotsauce talks his contract negotiations with Chairman Lurch / We get attacked by Cancel Culture / a flying beast nearly kills The…
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Return Of The Vampire Sausage - Act 2
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THE EVIL BENEATH LOCH NESS! Find out more about this classic movie with this bonus release of this Vampire Sausage episode from back on 2015.
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The first seven minutes sound a bit rough as we had some microphone issues, but stick with it as there are 3 HOURS of goodness with your favourite borderline humans / Scott is on the MD 20/20 mixed with Buckfast tonight / Lurch is handing out the best gifts / Steev isn't dead! But he did suffer a pretty bad medical issue / Maynard still looks like …
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