My inexpressibly hilarious commentaries about modern life will brighten the day of all who hear them! You'll laff 'til you stop or your money back!
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You’ll laff ’til.you stop, and be reminded of Monty Python, the Firesign Theatre, and other smart absurdist satire, as you listen either to A Rabbi, the Pope, and Jeff Beck’s Ghost Walk Into a Pub, made with a UK audience in mind, or Poking Bears With Sticks, which English-understanders of all nationalities, ages, races, creeds (whatever they are), and sexual preferences are certain to enjoy.
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In this set of free downloads, BBC Radio 3 presenters introduce a key composer and work featured in BBC Prom concerts.
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An American newcomer to London learns all about rhyming slang from a local beautyBy John Mendelsohn
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All the pomp, with none of the circumstance!By John Mendelsohn
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[A Rabbi, the Pope and Jeff Beck's Ghost Walk Into a Pub] Pater and Grandmother attempt to talk young Tarquin, who seems to be sounding as though brought up in Compton, or some comparable American ghetto, rather than in Surrey, into making a small sacrifice to finance his sister Rubella's education. Rubella, meanwhile, has some text messages she ha…
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[A Rabbi, the Pope and Jeff Beck's Ghost Walk Into a Pub] Mummy 2 comes home from work one afternoon with some heartbreaking news for Mummy 1, only for the handsome gentleman who made her renounce her lesbianism to find Mummy 1 irresistibly attractive. Poor Noah has no no idea what to make of all this. Man up, kid!…
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[A Rabbi, the Pope and Jeff Beck's Ghost Walk Into a Pub] American radio's most pompous old pedant comes to the United Kingdom, and there shares his vast expertise with a bright-eyed local lad who has in the past sat on Father Christmas's lap.By John Mendelsohn
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[A Rabbi, the Pope and Jeff Beck's Ghost Walk Into a Pub] A woman TV journalist who wishes she were almost anywhere else finds herself tasked with getting the "thoughts" of a moronic footballer after a match. Do you know what I mean?By John Mendelsohn
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The poison is poured, the bridges are burnedThe sham tribunal’s been adjournedNo progress made. No lesson learnedin this moment of monstersCamels can’t pass through needles’ eyes If their lips are moving lies are being told. They polarise in this moment of monstersThe rich do what amuses them The poor do what they mustThe rich feast on rare creatur…
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The title says it all!By John Mendelssohn
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Avid Trump supporters Anyl and Feekle Scrotum turn out not to be just brothers, but father and son too!By John Mendelssohn
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At the time I wrote and recorded this, there seemed little chance that America would be so foolish as to elect this ghastly person. Were those the days, or what?By John Mendelssohn
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A poignant bedtime story about why one should avoid the homeless. Based on a true story!By John Mendelssohn
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In an attempt to fill the world with rosy-cheeked Christian kiddies, Vice President Pence has, with the encouragement of his wife Judy, whose real name isn't Judy at all, but Karen, been "donating" at Indiana Christian fertility clinics whose names and addresses this podcast is forbidden to disclose.…
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Join the dopamine-deficient community as they had for the ball park for another afternoon of a sport not easily determined! Buy me some peanuts 'n' crackerjack!By John Mendelssohn
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The title says it all!By John Mendelssohn
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The title says it all! You'll laff 'til you stop!By John Mendelssohn
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America's Eva Braun or a decent human being caught in a difficult position? You be the judge!By John Mendelssohn
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No heart will fail to be warmed by this account of how, when he's pretending to play golf, President Trump is typically camping with his handsome youngest son, teaching the boy to revere nature and to respect even those unlike himself.By John Mendelssohn
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A pregame interview with a famous athlete! But what is his sport?By John Mendelssohn
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Karen McDougal's relationship turns out to have been less about sex than service to humanity. This one will inspire you.By John Mendelssohn
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For nine months shortly after the birth of his son Bannon, future president Donald G. Trump enjoyed hot extramarital sex with Playboy model Karen McDougal, who has explained that she loved him for his mind and his charm. Think about that for a minute. His mind. ,By John Mendelssohn
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There are lots of fragrance cachet-laden magazines that will tell you how to dress, but this is where you'll get the best possible advice!By John Mendelssohn
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It was my friends Feekle and Anyl, whom I met in the American heartland in 2009, who originally got me excited about Donald G. TrumpBy John Mendelssohn
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A lot of people are saying that the best thing to come out of the recent summit meeting in Helsinki between Presidents Trump and Putin was the idea for a new comedy series on Fox, in which each leader would try to demonstrate himself more manly than the other — with hilarious results!By John Mendelssohn
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Santa Monica Slim & The Poisoned Environment Boys, bolstered by the Zelda Hyde Exclusively Caucasian Singers, perform their musical tribute to Donald J. Trump. Lyrics copyright 2018 by John Mendelssohn:God took an orange dump and called it Donald TrumpPlease off a high cliff jump, Mr. TrumpYou wear defiant ignorance as some might wear medalsYour wo…
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Those trying to destroy America would like its brave men to be baking banana bread and moisturising instead of hunting, fishing, and drinking Bud Lite! We cannot let such people win!By John Mendelssohn
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His one-time yoga instructor reveals a heretofore-unseen side of our president, who turns out, behind the scenes, and out of the view of the fake media, to be compassionate, generous, and cuddly!By John Mendelssohn
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Political correctness has slowed a lot of studs down, but these techniques for bedding babes and humping hotties is time-tested and guaranteed to work!By John Mendelssohn
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The snowflakes and libtards will tell you that to become a 1-percenter, you need to have been the child of a racist slumlord who left you lots of money. But that simply isn't the case!By John Mendelssohn
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Many men do it, though only a small minority will admit it. I explain in lurid detail how I chose the name I did.By John Mendelssohn
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The rich are different from you and me. They smell nicer, for one thing, and usually have a great deal more money. Many of them have been to something called "finishing school", and have correspondingly lovely manners.By John Mendelssohn
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Those who don't go out into the wild and shoot their fellow living creatures dead often have no idea what they're missing!By John Mendelssohn
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And not just your dog, cat, bird, or other! Perfect strangers too!By John Mendelssohn
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Proms Music Guide: Andrew McGregor on Strauss' Alpine SymphonyBy BBC Radio 3
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Proms Music Guide: Andrew McGregor on CinderellaBy BBC Radio 3
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In this Proms Music Guide, Suzy Klein talks about Bruch's Violin Concerto No.1.By BBC Radio 3
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Proms Music Guide: Stephen Johnson on Bruckner's Symphony No. 9By BBC Radio 3
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Proms Music Guide: Tom Service on John Adams' Nixon in ChinaBy BBC Radio 3
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Proms Music Guide: Andrew McGregor on Gershwin's An American in ParisBy BBC Radio 3
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In this Proms Music Guide, Suzy Klein talks about Coleridge-Taylor's 'The Death of Minnehaha'.By BBC Radio 3
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Proms Music Guides: Tom Service on Messiaen's Et Exspecto Resurrectionem MortuorumBy BBC Radio 3
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In today's Proms Music Guide, Suzy Klein talks about Mendelssohn's Violin Concerto.By BBC Radio 3
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Proms Music Guide: Stephen Johnson on Brahms' Piano Concerto No. 2By BBC Radio 3
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In today's Proms Music Guide, Suzy Klein talks about Debussy's JeuxBy BBC Radio 3
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Proms Music Guide: Elgar Symphony No. 1By BBC Radio 3
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Mozart The Marriage of FigaroBy BBC Radio 3
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In today's Proms Music Guide, Suzy Klein talks about 'The Broadway Sound'.By BBC Radio 3
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Proms Music Guide: Stephen Johnson on Berg's Violin ConcertoBy BBC Radio 3
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Proms Music Guide: Suzy Klein on Debussy's The Martyrdom of St SebastianBy BBC Radio 3
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Britten - Peter GrimesBy BBC Radio 3
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Proms Music Guide: Stephen Johnson on Delius' Violin ConcertoBy BBC Radio 3
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