Greetings from the Swamp Viewers! Sorry for the short episode, but we moved AGAIN! This time to our nation's capitol, and boy is it full of spooky stories. Join us as we discuss two local legends from our new home and Producer Cathulhu goes on a rampage! It's Episode 44: Tales From The DMV! P.S. Follow us on Twitter @Slothpod, or send us a Gmail at…

Greetings Viewers! Join us for Justin's long awaited return to the show! In this one we discuss the FBI's Bigfoot Files, Netflix recommendations, Gumlog updates, and the intriguing history of the Burrs. Spies, traitors, Dead River, politics, Georgia facts, this episode has it all. It's Episode 43: Back To Burr! P.S. Follow us on Twitter @Slothpod, …

Hi Viewers! Welcome to the finale of our Betty & Barney Hill series where we discuss Barney's side of the story, as well as the Fish Map, whether or not Bunkum is a word, and how bad an explanation Jupiter is. Also, I burped again. It's Episode 42: The Betty & Barney Hill Abduction Part II - A Little Phallic! P.S. Follow us on Twitter @Slothpod, or…

We are back for Part 1 of the OG alien abduction: the story of Betty & Barney Hill. Join us as we discuss the night in question, the weeks that followed, Walter Webb's NICAP report, Barney's genitals, and Betty's strange and mildly erotic dreams. It's Episode 41: The Betty & Barney Hill Abduction Part I - Sweet Delsey! P.S. Follow us on Twitter @Sl…

We're back in the saddle again viewers! And this time we've got four terrifying tales of travel, taxidermy, trains, tasty treats, and they all take place in our new home Tennessee! Come find out about the Legend of Sugar Flat Road, Werewolf Springs, The White Bluff Screamer, and the Mystery of the Nun Bun in Episode 40: Tennessee Terrors! P.S. Foll…

Merry Christmas, Killer Kwanza, Happy Hanukkah, Yummy Yuletide, Wockin' Winter Solstice, and an Awesome Anything Else you're celebrating Viewers! In our final episode of 2018, we find ourselves on the aptly named Meon Hill amidst a tangle of mangold pulp, devils with bad aim, Black Shuck, fraud, preconscious autobiographies, an unsolved murder, a s…

We have just one question for you this week, Viewers: Who put Bella in the Wych Elm? It's the Hagley Woods Mystery, complete with spy rings, witchcraft, murder, graffiti, and did I mention spy rings? Justin and Carl speculate on it all in Episode 38: The Hagley Woods Move! Plus, stay tuned after the ending theme for a special stocking stuffer from …

Happy Holidays Viewers and welcome to our Thanksgiving Leftovers! Feast you ears upon the Mystery of the Cuban Yellow Balloons, the Horror of Rufus the Demon Core, and the probable hoax of the Man from Taured! Plus, have you ever heard of Doveland, Wisconsin? Don't stand too close to the microwave! It's Episode 37: Thanksgiving Leftovers - The High…

Thanks, Viewers, for coming to our autumnal celebration of the undead: Fangsgiving. Join Carl and Katie for a cornucopia of vampire tales. Tonight we spin yarns about Ghost-Vamp William Doggett, The Alnwick Vampire, The Vampire of Berwick, and the the ooky spooky story of Arnont Paule and the Vampires of Meduegna! We hope your cranberry sauce has r…

Welcome Viewers! The year is 1935, the room is 1046, and the mysterious man is...uh...? Join us as we tell poop stories, try not to laugh at the name Soptic, and pretend like we know anything about the hospitality industry while we ponder our way through one of the most unsolved of unsolved mysteries: Roland T. Owen and the Curious Case of Room 104…

I know of no reason why you shouldn't listen to this episode! Join us for gunfights, getaways, gullibility, and GUNPOWDER. It's the conclusion to our two-parter on England's infamous Gunpowder Plot, where things go south in a hurry. Find out why dying of a urinary tract infection in the Tower of London is definitely not the worst case scenario in E…

Viewers! Verily, we vociferously vow that vivacious vocalizations of vast value -ah, screw it- await! Exploding bananas, beefeaters, Bloody Mary, and Lawyerbot all make appearances in this one! Plus we explore the true story that inspired one of the great graphic novels of all time! Remember remember! It's Episode 33: The Gunpowder Plot Part I - Wi…

MERRY FIESTAWEEN TIDINGS UPON YOU VIEWERS! Welcome to the 2018 FIESTAWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA SPECTACULAR (aka Carl and Justin goofing off) Join us as we discuss Spongebob, All Quiet On The Western Front, Captain Fokke's Amazing Journey, and the spookiest ship ever to round the Cape of Good Hope in 12 Parsecs: The Flying Dutchman. It's Episode 32: Diabete…

Shiver me timbers Viewers! Tonight we continue our Fiestaween theme of Spooky Ships with a tale of insurance fraud, experienced seamen, and a butthole Flood. Join Katie and Carl for one of the most famous maritime mysteries ever, the Mary Celeste! Visit our TeePublic store because during the month of Fiestaween (aka October) we're sending all our p…

Bienvenidos Viewers! Tonight we continue the spooky mysteries of Fiestaween with the conclusion of the blood-curdling tale of the Herbert Fuller! Whodunnit? Whydunnit? Howdunnit? We try but fail to answer all these questions and more in Episode 30: Murder on the Herbert Fuller Part 2 - Murder, She Boat! We guarantee the ending of this story is so b…

Good Evening, Viewers. You're expected. Tonight Justin and Carl continue the Fiestaween festivities with uncharacteristically hot October heat, debutolology, and failure at baby showers. We also cruise into one of the most unsettling, unexpected, unparalleled, and maybe even unsolved murder mysteries ever to sail the high seas. WHODUNNIT?!? It's Ep…

FIESTAWEEN IS UPON US! Salt your rims and dip your chips, because tonight we kick off the FIRST episode of our FIRST Fiestaween season ever on Slothman Prophecies. Tonight we've got tulpas, we've got hungry cats, we've got time machines, and most importantly, we've got a tale so full of mystery it might not even exist. Get your limes and your lifej…

Salutations Viewers! The Fiestaween Season is nigh upon us! Join us as we discuss three terrifying tales from our home state, North Carolina: The Averasboro Gallinipper, The Chatham County Blood Shower, and the Disappearance of Nell Cropsey! There will be blood, there will be showers, and there most definitely will be missing pigs in Episode 27: Fi…

ATTENTION VIEWERS: We come to you live (for now) from Hurricane Florence to tell you about Justin's recent, mature encounters with Pokemon Black, Gerald Ford's REAL name, and Vanilla Ice quarantines. Also, the mysterious, unsolved disappearance of Congressman Hale Boggs and his fellow passengers on a flight over the Alaskan coast. Find out more tha…

Howdy Viewers! Welcome to the Sloth Files, a crossover episode with an amazing podcast you should absolutely be listening to called TX Files! Join Carl and Michael B as we discuss the Roswell of the UK, the Rendlesham Forest UFO Incident! If you love it let us know! We'll do more! Subscribe, Rate, Review, and follow us on Twitter @Slothpod and @TX_…

Plug your nostrils and hide your dogs, Viewers! Justin has returned from his near-death experience with the Fruity Yummy Mummy to talk about the new Robert the Doll movie, mascot naming etiquette, and the mating habits of bugs on his screen door. We also talk about how a brave dog, a cool mom, and a bunch of mostly unsupervised boys had an unpleasa…

Happy Labour Day Viewers! In this episode Katie and Carl discuss state trees, 2-ply versus 3-ply, and leather-bound books! Also the Tiny Coffins of Arthur's Seat a.k.a. the Edinburgh Murder Dolls. Come find out why it's a bad idea to let unaccompanied minors anywhere near a brace of coneys in Episode 24: Tiny Coffins Tiny Pants!…

Greetings Viewers! Come listen to the voices of Carl and Katie as they take a journey from suspected german spies to giant piezoelectric crystals to government experiments to the Ashtar Galactic Command! Plus we sing Cher. Come learn about the improbably intertwined tales of Frank Critzer, George Van Tassel, Giant Rock, Operation Tumbler-Snapper, T…

Aloha, Viewers! Come join us as Katie sings Blue Christmas, Carl accidentally reveals his biggest fear, and we give Johnny Depp unsolicited advice about his love life! We also come to the end of our two-parter on Elvis. Is he alive? Is he Orion? Was he in Home Alone? Find the answers (maybe) to all these questions and more in Episode 22: The King o…

It's now or never, Viewers. In this episode, my lovely wife Katie joins me to discuss the King of all conspiracies: The "Death" of the King of Rock n' Roll. We jiggle our way through the MANY timelines of August 16, 1977, the "autopsy" of "Elvis", his...credentials..., and how hard J. Edgar Hoover tried not to meet him. Plus more than you ever want…

Avast ye Viewers! It's our twentieth episode! And in honor of ourselves, in this episode my lovely wife Katie helps me kick off our inaugural First In Fright, a compilation of North Carolina legends, ghost stories, and weird stuff that we will occasionally dip back into when I'm running low on topics. In this one, we tell the tales of the Boojum, S…

Good news and bad news viewers: The bad news is, Justin has gone missing. The good news is this week I'm joined by my lovely wife Katie! You belong with us as we discuss Scottish Fold kittens, the Church of Satan, and the queen of Bad Blood herself, Taylor Swift! Turn on, tune in, drop out, and shake it off for Episode 19: Trailer Swift!…

Whodunnit?!? Join us as Justin decides who should take the down elevator, Carl gets scared in a bunk-bed, and we find out which one of us hasn't showered in a week! Its suspect time in Episode 18: Hinterkaifeck Part 2 - Hay Fever!By Carl Farmer & Justin Pruitt

In this über-creepy true crime episode, Justin eagerly awaits The Snap, Carl builds a bridge (don't get too excited, it's not a drawbridge), and we learn all about that sweet sweet goose-butter. We also talk about one of the most mysterious, eerie, and unsolved murder cases ever in Episode 17: Hinterkaifeck Part 1 - Motorenhütte!…

In this episode Carl does a spot-on impression of Bill Hader, Kristen sneezes, and Justin regales us with an epic tale of fence-staining. Also, we talk about the Curse of Little Bastard! Do you love Rob Zombie? Do you love The Sims? Somehow we also talk about those things in Episode 16: Jimmy & The Hotrods!…

Need a few tips on how to get thrown out of Area 51? Don't worry, here's Episode 15: Lazar Pointers! On this one we talk (for too long) about crossing the 1000 download mark, Justin expresses his love for confrontational Youtube videos, and dig deep into the big, steaming pile of controversy that is the story of Bob Lazar. So hop in your Jet Car an…

Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law! Unless you piss off Jimmy Page that is. Join us as we both thank and rebuke SuperFan Joey for sending us a haunted doll, we invent a new cocktail called the Willrow Hood, and Carl drinks several of them. Also, we go over the tale of Eddie & The Hotrods, the most famous band you've never heard of, and h…

Justin takes the lead on this episode to bring you heroic ice cream rescue, Dave Coulier revelations, and a sports conspiracy! Was the 1985 NBA draft rigged? Of course it was. But come listen to Justin explain how, in Episode 13: The 1985 New York Fix!By Carl Farmer & Justin Pruitt

Howdy Viewers! Sorry for buzzfeeding you so hard, but we're finally finishing it! Join us as Producer Cathulhu tells us its dinner-time, we learn about Jägermeisters, and Justin explains homeowner's insurance in Episode 12: The Other Five Haunted Paintings You Need To See To Believe [Part 2]!By Carl Farmer & Justin Pruitt

Gee golly gee whiz are you in for a treat, Viewers. This week Justin and I read our heaps (five or six) of gmails and then play a very special recording for you. We gathered our four best friends/wives together for a Memorial Day Weekend Party/Test of our psychic abilities, and the results may shock you. Grab a pen and paper and join myself, Justin…

In this episode we tell you about Walter, Justin watches a scary movie, and we get OUR FIRST GMAIL! Also we talk about 5 [allegedly] haunted and/or cursed paintings. Can you feel it coming back again, like a rolling thunder chasing the wind? It's Episode 10: Five Creepy Paintings You Must See To Believe [Part 1]!…

In this episode, Justin makes contact with our Tulpa, Groot Brute, Carl eats cough drops, and we talk about Crusader Kings 2 [A LOT]. We also discuss the mysterious death of Amy Robsart, whose husband [yet another Robert] might have been Queen Elizabeth's special boy toy. Accident? Murder? Is Beyonce secretly Solange's mom? Find out in Episode 9: H…

In this episode we still don't have any emails, Justin eats watermelon, and we make a pact to become Chocolate Vampires together! We also learn about Tulpas. Come help us summon a hot-pink thoughtform brain ghost in Episode 8: Di Chuut 'Bout Groot Brute!By Carl Farmer & Justin Pruitt

In this episode Carl is sick, we sing Cher, we blow the Gumlog County Wikipedia Conspiracy wide open! We also talk about Space Penguins. Hot sauce and Hallelujah! It's Episode 7: The Mississippi Regular Crawdaddy Revival!By Carl Farmer & Justin Pruitt

In this muy especial episode, Justin reads in Patois, Carl gives away a million dollar idea for robot pirates, and we all hear some of the spookiest stories from south of the border! Come celebrate Cinco de Mayo with us in Episode 6: Tequila Mockingbird!By Carl Farmer & Justin Pruitt

In this episode Justin reads his apology letter to Robert the doll, we hate on the Fruity Yummy Mummy, and we learn all about how the CIA tried to kill Bob Marley, and maybe even succeeded! Make your 4/20 extra special with Episode 5: Voulez-Vous Parler en Patois Ce Soir!By Carl Farmer & Justin Pruitt

In this episode, Carl and Justin talk about how to structure an apology letter, why people are using Google+, and who is running down the hall?!?!? Oh, and Robert the haunted doll. BTW, you might only be able to hear the hall-running in question on headphones. Want to write to Robert yourself? You can find his contact info at RobertTheDoll.org.…

Mushrooms are aliens guys. That's just a fact of life. Come join us as we discuss more than you ever wanted to know about fungus, Terrence McKenna, Lucy, Erotic Romance Novels, and the chance that an all-powerful artificial intelligence from the future is going to obliterate everyone who listens to this episode (now's your chance to back out)!…

Welcome to Justin's Pokemon Times! A show where Justin explains Pokemon conspiracies to Carl! Also there's some creepypasta thrown in, we discuss the secret life of Mr. Mime, Rubbing the Captain’s back, and now much , Ghost wants to fight ghost wants to fight GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT …

Welcome to the second episode of Slothman Prophecies! In this episode, we examine one of the most-witnessed close encounters of all time, Justin gets a new mic (which we forgot to turn on), and my mommy tells me not to swear so much!By Carl Farmer & Justin Pruitt

Welcome to the inaugural episode of Slothman Prophecies, where conspiracy theorist Carl tries to convince his skeptical best friend Justin that Paul McCartney died in a car crash in 1966 and was secretly replaced! Aleistor Crowley, Shirley Temple, and the Freemasons all make an appearance! P.S. Don't worry, Justin bought a new mic as soon as we fin…