Capitalist regimes & communism. What do Buddhists contemplate? Ripped Jesus. Fixing cars in the cold means you’re poor. Sean moves slightly up. How much does this gig pay? The Creep Stampede. Believing in parts of religion just in case. Kathleen gushes over the Barbie movie and if you’re offended by it, you’re stupid and sad. iMax and iMin. Oppenhe…

It’s been a minute, but we’re back in the podcast saddle! Sean and Kathleen crap on realtors and life coaches. Watching people look at the house you’re trying to sell sucks, but judging other people’s homes is fun. Your car’s brakes vs. a rental car’s brakes. Hoarders and their soup cans. Lost love letters. Big inheritance energy. Getting egg shame…

TRIGGER WARNING: Sexual Assault Survivor Sister is a podcast that shares the stories of sexual assault survivors to education, empower, and inspire other survivors and their peers to take action against sexual assault. In this episode, we sit down with Morgan, who is a double survivor that went on to become a SANE. Morgan shares her experiences and…

Rush hour rage. Shanty towns. Sex in cars. Kathleen takes a right turn. Advice from Stephen Harper’s wife. Fun times in the nation’s capital. Lap dances to long songs. Sometimes the service is too good. Turning on customers. Restaurant review clapbacks. Tit progression. Dating app measurements. There’ll never be a comic union. Chicken wings? How ab…

It's a live podcast recording from the Grindstone Comedy Festival in Edmonton with the hosts of Dead Baby Bear Podcast, Kathleen McGee and Sean Lecomber! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brought to you by Spanx. Sean thinks girls just get “clowned up” for other girls. Cancel culture and saying controversial stuff to get famous. Sean and Kathleen mention that they have no money for the 2,358th time (almost as many times as Sean has referenced the ‘you know what’). Drug addicts have a lot of energy. Kathleen saw someone poop on the s…

Sean sets a new personal best. Butchering other people’s jokes. Crucified by your penis and balls. Grazing the breast. Creepy massages are fading away. Sean has a near life experience in the ocean and is saved by a child. Sean says nipples a bunch. We need a girl-based religion. Zoo marketing tactic. Fireworks, fire trucks, ambulances. Non-stop Mex…

We’re baaaaaack! Is the Queen still alive? Who is going to die first, Sean or Kathleen? Is heaven just more life? What do souls look like? It’s easy to be a coward when you’re in charge. Guns are scary. So much “x-factor” on this show. Disneyland! Edmonton beating Calgary was awesome and we talk sports for a bit. Calgary is “quiet Toronto.” Why do …

Sean and Kathleen try to get canceled. Woke white guys are doing it for the nookie. People in the UK fake tan way too much. Abortion comes up. Things get dark. It’s time to regulate dicks. Kathleen & Sean lament the state of stand-up. VR porn stars. Do nerds do oral better? Probably not. What is worse: mattress on the floor, or cartoon sheets? Tind…

Gamer trash talk gives Kathleen a grandma moment. “That’s a whole other weird one!” Sean dreams of a socialist utopia. Kathleen can’t believe the monkey scenes at the start of 2001: A Space Odyssey. Two comedians wade into the Russian war in Ukraine. Sean explains human evolution. Have dicks gotten smaller over the years? (Awful) themed hotel rooms…

Dad jokes. Coca Cola’s new mystery drink is disgusting, but what even is it? White person bubble tea. Callback to an old episode. Would you like to die doing something you love? What’s it like to be a zoo animal? Would living in a zoo of people be sweet? The worst thing a person can be is a woman you hate. Coming this fall: The Booker’s Wife. Sean …

Bitches and assholes. Competing with fake musicians. Kathleen calls out a Facebook friend. Anger issues. Having rich parents really helps. Sarah McLachlan. Lockdown jokes. Small towns are great. Bars with carpets. Shotgunning beers with kids. Girl ideas. Crooked Creek donuts. Shut up for a while! Fighting online. What if mountains were more like hi…

I’m not sure where I’m standing. Too many Stans & Bads. “A fall into!” Levels of delivery driver. “I’m coming up.” Misandry. Tectonic sex. Opinions suck. Interesting inheritance. TikTok cancel creators. Cancel culture is a great distraction. Sean should have won a crisis actor Oscars, but Kathleen has more acting credits. Get high and focus on the …

Getting paid. Phone fears. The Joy of Sex. “Nobody prefers foreskin.” Kathleen tries to call Lisa Baker for her opinion on penis skin. Feminism stops at “going to war.” Finding deceased parent’s sex toys. Farmer’s don’t flex their wealth. “You should go to the casino.” Small talk. Fake Einstein quotes. Successful people must have sold their souls t…

Kathleen has a run-in with a fan. Convoy vs. Actual War. Not every Karen is mad. “Dear Vladimir Putin, I’m so sorry I wasn’t your mother.” Would you fight in WWIII? Loyal followers, or sheep? Sean has nothing goinf on. “Funny for a boy.” Long pussies. Why is everything so precious now? Longing for stupid arguments. Protesters. We didn’t even try wi…

Never give men a microphone. Listen to our “attempted murder podcast.” Groceries at Circle K. Sean has a grocery store conspiracy theory. We are the cockroach of audio. Archival footage of Sean resurfaces. Kathleen is tired of protesting. Dunking on convoy trolls. “Real” men. Is there space in heaven still? Sean has a great business idea for a loca…

Texts from numbers you don’t know. Flip phones were our rotary phones. Poor graphic designers. I’m trying my best! Diva cups. Kathleen doesn’t get why being kicked in the nuts hurts. What’s the funniest dick on TV? Not to sound antisemitic. All we have left as white people. Kathleen wishes you saw a man’s dick earlier in the date. Sean has thoughts…

Mother nature’s booster shot. Don’t talk about diesel buns. Hugh Hefner. What’s your favourite movement pattern? Sleeping with other comedians. Drinking & Tiktok. “I love Costco.” Lip separation. Varient gender reveal. Patient zero. Conspiracy theories. Sean doesn’t trust the Chinese government. Kathleen tests the algorithm and tries not to slip. H…

We’re back and it’s episode 100! Sean gets out some pent up rage about women. Herd immunity. Doggy daycare. Celebrity death clout. Men with kids didn’t know when to pull out. One diaper policy. “It’s just like preparing Mexican food.” A good fart is like a good cry. The Bread Lady Stair broadcast. Alexa Hey Google Siri. Periods. Short-term COVID-19…

Gestational periods. We only like sleep because we get tired. The night shits. Pre-recorded shows. Christphobia. “Frig” cancer isn’t strong enough. Ripping off Mitch Hedberg. Dead silently in your corner. Big pharma exploding in your mouth. Sean’s blood bank. Would Just For Laughs Gags work outside Quebec? Kathleen is learning French and Sean vents…

We’re back! The obituary period. Foot Shocker. Dirty talk at Lids. Laughing the right way. Sean gets an important phone call. Stolen Valor, Hidden Dragon. Internet beggars. Thank you for your service. Kathleen is too nice. Kickstart my heart. Presence makes the heart grow colder. White ladies with tight perms. Balls! Resting climate face. How did t…

Staring at breasts. “Mmmmm.” Tits alone can’t solve problems. Choking and sex: an acquired grip. Slutty, not kinky. Who eats a taco with a fork? The beauty of masks. We would be so bad at war. Kathleen takes a boomer turn. Anti-vax energy. Bezos should give everyone money. Elon Musk is a wiener. Who Wants To Decapitate A Billionaire? Another non-wi…

The first internet post. Sean passed his ADHD test. Mao Zedong. Canadian Thanksgiving. Adolph Maradona. Censorship. Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria. Everybody wants free money. If you live on the street, you get a lot of views. Good at coping. Fort McMurray. Pussy or mouth? Shaun Pancake Zone. Divas at every level. Crap comedy clubs. Special shoutout…

Signing bonus for labour job is a bad sign. Fuck everyone under the age of 30. Cancel culture. Dave Chappelle ruined law enforcement for Sean. Kathleen is not a Karen. The male Karen is Darren. Working at the airport. Influencers. Kathleen took a mushroom tumble and Sean got the security footage. A Ken doll fall. Taxi is unrealistic. Anyone with tw…

A cover of the song Informer dedicated to Dave Chappelle. The least important election season. Serial killers who don’t kill. Rebranding cancer. Switching roles with your kids. Cooking is hard. Kathleen’s been busy. Honestly, 100T isn’t that bad! Baby eating. Tunnels. Vaccine passports. Making fun of local politicians. Old people are very honest. H…

Kathleen’s wedding was more like an aftergrad. Chugging wine. Blue Rodeo. Musicians get more stage time than comedians. Bouquet toss. Northern Queen made Kathleen a THC wedding cake and High Times shouted it out. Surprised by her own idea. Alberta is Wuhan. Women used to use moss? Sean holds scissors all episode for some reason. Maybe Jesus is a ti…