Y'all are in for a meaty week. Alex and I are committed to a set episode schedule, so you will be getting another episode tomorrow and another on Friday. Shoutout Slic for the music.

Alex and Kay discuss the perversions of advertising and the misadventures of getting too high. Music by Slic

HOW TO PLAY: The big ones have dropped. The world is ending. Nuclear winter is here. can be played with as many people as you want, but you need at least three for it to be fun. Each player will write an equal number of nouns (person, place, or thing,) and attributes (like toxic farts or narcissism,) on separate slips of paper. These will then be r…

Today's episode is longer than usual because it feature's Alex and Kay's first argument! We get heated over the simple question: What denotes a hobby? Special thanks to Slic for our music

In this episode we discuss everything we hated about Alien Romulus as a segway into a much larger conversation. Who decides what lore is cannon? What does cannon even mean? and how does all of that effect viewers? These questions will all be answered in part 2. TW: CONVERSATIONS ABOUT SA special thanks to Slic for our show music.…

I honestly cannot remember what we eventalked about so I'm jumping to random points to recap. I heard kay getting kicked out of the zoo by Kim K, celebrity sightings, leashing your kids, and fierce businesswoman. Thank you to slic for the intro and outro music Twitter Kay- @ladymisskay_ Alex- @kybernet3s Substack Kay: The Quiet Part Alex: Our Techn…

We have it all for you, this week only before the fog comes. Kay's first estrogen shot, giving coworkers actual brain damage, eating dinner at Sam's club like a bum, and Coca-Cola conspiracies. Thanks to Slic, our third host, for the intro and intermission music. Outro music: callmerivver - WITH MY HEART…

A balls to the wall, high speed no edits episode in which Alex and Kay discuss all of the things they find tacky and/or gauche. Special thanks to Slic for our intro music. GLASS EYEZ: https://open.spotify.com/track/6ICNITmZxyFCIiDRphkWsN?si=371d53e4a2c3411f

We have an extra long free episode this week to apoligize for being late, as a gesture of extreme accountability. We talk why baseball is an STI petri dish, wrinkles, why Jojo Siwa is low key a victim, and much more. Shout out to Slic for the intro music, and here are the other artists featured in today's episodeAnything u Wanthttps://open.spotify.…

We had some edititing issues and lost the file for our newest episode. As consolation, here is an unlocked premium episode from our Patreon - Kay's favorite episode we've ever released at that. Special thanks to Slic for our music.

This week, we discuss dragons, neanderthals, walky time, the uncanny valley, and the simple fact that America's favorite superhero show is subpar at best. We also begin our foray into new and exciting music with Slic, the creator of our wonderful show music. Stay tuned at the end to catch a clip of their new single WEEEEU and find more of their mus…

Pride is over. Kay and Alex discuss their criminal pasts, their allegedly enbyphobia, and the origins of the word "twink." Thanks to Slic for our show music

With this weeks free episode we can promise you one thing, a restraining order. We also talk about Alex's miriad of medical issues, eating pasta until you get anxious, and a healthy ammount of bs discourse. Subscribe to our patreon.com/meatbus for more pickup artist advice and an extra episode a week. Thanks to slic for the intro/outro music…

We apologize for being behind, it's been a very hectic and unfun week for both of us. This week we answer a fan voicemail to give you all a taste of what our patreon exclusive episodes have to offer. We also discuss the future of social media and explore a bit why Kay hates TikTok so much. Find us now at Patreon.com/MeatBus and subscribe to hear an…

A quick update about this week’s free episode and the launching of Meat Bus Exclusive on Patreon. Call us and leave a voicemail, which we will answer on the exclusive episode for $4 a month.

Back this week to bring you an EXTRA LONG episode for our darlings. We cover being gay around women only, Tammy, bad administrators, and more. Thank you Slic for the music.

We're back on a regular schedule to talk about our teeth, times others tried flirting with us, and life with HIV. Thank you Slic for the music

We're back with a bonus episode to apologize for being late last week. We're shit talking motorcycle gangs, gen x music, varsity theatre, and more. Thank you Slic for the music

We're talking about high school gossip, why we won't do coke, Faroese politics, and European black markets. Shoutout slic for the music

Stop telling Kay about these things Thank you slic and your music for letting your brand be tarnished by us

Alex and Kay - for the FINAL TIME - subject our sweet innocent audience to the horrors of Taylor Sw*ft's newest album. Alex aims to criticize constructively, where Kay seems to be channeling some kind of primordial rage. Please forgive us for dragging this topic through the mud, but we promise next week we'll be onto a new chapter. In other excitin…

Alex and Kay discuss desperate content creation, Taylor Swift Q Anon parallels, and NFT's (sadly.) We also ask the question: why are your broke friends always travelling abroad? Thanks to Slic for our music.

Is taylor swift lesbian? Our expert panelists weigh in. We also discuss Tar and twitter beef Thanks to Slic for our music

We can't say much about this episode. Alex and Kay sit and complain for precisely an hour. Kay also sucks at spelling, per our episode art. enjoy! Thanks to Slic for our music

This week, we've gathered up some of the Meat Bus riders' very best and spookiest ghost stories - as well as many of our own. We only had time for so many this week, but we plan for more episodes like this in the future (if y'all approve of spirit world antics.) Special thanks to Slic for our music

What do undercover cops, psychedelic scorpion poison, Japanese fantasy fiction, and Jack Ryan all have in common? Not much, but we somehow touch all these topics in one episode anyways. You guys seem to enjoy when we go all in with no planning, so today Alex and I cover everything from our run ins with undercovers to our current reading lists. Spec…

WE ARE SO BACK!!! We apologize deeply for our unprofessional absence. We take our jobs as podcasters very serious, so this is our most super-duper serious episode yet to prove that. We explore which is the greatest crime one can commit at the movies: eating chili, shopping for used cars, or taking a phone call. We also discover that Kay may be a ru…

Per our previous poll, here is exactly what you asked for: pure, 100% grass fed shenanigans. No notes, no planning, 0 serious content. Alex and I discuss death by Gila monster, gimmick dentistry, curving the bullet, and recall our pizza delivery horror stories. Also, forgive the audio quality of this episode, our studio set up needs some work. And …

This episode is unbelievably deep fried. Alas we are already late, so here it is. We at Meat Bus apologize if this is not our best work. As an apology, episode 5 will be pulling in hot and wet on Monday. We appreciate y'all being patient while we learn. Music creds to Slic.

Everyone give Alex a standing ovation for editing! We talk about smuggling Mary j onto cruise ships (allegedly,) stealing intellectual property from children, and of course, the deep Mormonized rabbit hole of young adult literature. What even is YA anyways? We promise, it's bleaker than you think. Also, we have stopped the shenanigans with the epis…

Our cars have 'sploded, our water heater 'sploded, everything has seemingly 'sploded all around us. We talk about Elon's divorce attorney crying in chancery court, middle aged adults arguing about bedtimes, 20-somethings being terrible friends, and of course, how all our stuff exploded. Forgive us for our lateness. ALSO: Alex has a few details he w…

For the premiere of Meat Bus, I (Miss Kay,) am tragically riding solo. Alex has been consumed by a migraine and our original 1st episode was lost due to poor editing. Regardless, here is a meditation on the peeling of oranges, Victorian bath water, Gabbie Hanna, and Big Slime. Music by Slic here on Spotify.…