Hey Astro sweaties we are BACK! Happy full moon in Taurus and happy Halloween! We know we suck at creating consistent episodes - DON’T COME FOR US! Or do, so we can get our act together. We explore the Myers Briggs personality test, enneagram types, and how the role they play in our lives along with astrology. Got questions or episode suggestions? …

WE'RE BACK BABY! Did you miss us?! Rosanne and I took a much needed break - both intentionally and unintentionally. 2020 has been a doozy and sometimes you just have to take a step back and reflect on life. We talk about life lessons from plants and animals, setting and respecting boundaries, and narcissism/gaslighting. It's been awhile, heauxs. Th…

It was fate that our twentieth episode fell on 4/20 (this is going to release later so it still counts). We hope all you stoners celebrated the holiest of days safely in your home with loved ones! Also, HAPPY TAURUS SZN HEAUXS!! Time to kick back, relax and not feel bad about it. We’re still trying to crank out some episodes as best as we can, than…

Day… 13? 23? 57? I know it’s not just me and Loren who have felt the blur of days just merge into one long month, but we’re still here! Trying to get some normalcy in our lives and decided to record an episode on quarantine dating, finding the time to do some shoved out hobbies, and calling out hypocrites on social media. Thank you for continuing t…

Rosanne and I are checking in to talk about the COVID-19 pandemic, social distancing, and how things have been this crazy fast week. It's a bit scary and uncertain right now, but ~we're all in this together~! Practice social distancing. Stay safe at home. And just don't be an asshole! If you're in need of some human interaction, DM us at @astrology…

Do you have a fondness for trash? Do you have black circles under your eyes? Is thy a raccoon? Loren and I are sitting on top of trash mountain, happily watching "Love Is Blind" and we're here to unpack our love for this horrible show. Join us on our Instagram and share your thoughts on the show, we love talking to other raccoons <3 Email astrology…

VIBE CHECK! We are in the thick of Mercury retrograde heauxs (is everyone okay?) and Loren and I are sharing how we like to wind down take care of ourselves. Self care can take many forms; some like to take a warm bath while others indulge in true crime documentaries. Feel free to share with us how you guys like to relax/wind down! You know where t…

Friendships, to dating, to missed Postmates orders... ghosting can happen in any relationship! Loren and I have done our fair share of ghosting and have been on the receiving end as well and we're here today to share our experiences n thots (hehe). If you guys have any ghosting stories you'd like to share with us, send us a DM! Email astrologyheaux…

We gonna get crunk up in this b*tch, that b*tch being Mercury retrograde! Things to expect during mercury retrograde: miscommunication, things/people from your past resurfacing, impulsive decisions, etc. but not to fear! Draw up your boundaries now and listen to our episode to get yourselves ready for these trying times :-) rawr xD Email astrologyh…

Goodbye Cappy szn... hello Aquarius szn! In this episode, Loren and I wanted to spread the love and knowledge of our fellow Aquariuans (not the devolved men)! The wild card of the zodiac signs, there's a lot to expect this coming szn so get your tea ready y'all. Email astrologyheauxs@gmail.com for any questions/inquiries, or check out our social me…

WE BACK HEAUXS! It's been a busy couple of weeks but we're back on the groove of recording! Loren and I had one of the most *spiritual* days and we wanted to share our experience with y'all. Also, we need to cancel ScarJo. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astrology-heauxs-podcast/support…

Your hosts are the epitome of "the gift that keeps on giving". Y'all didn't ask for an impromptu New Year's Eve episode but here it is! Wallace and Roxy even decided to join in the spontaneity! We mostly wanted to record so we can test out new headphones (s/o to Loren <3) and this was the result hehe. Hope you guys had a safe and happy new year!!! …

Happy first double digit number episode to us (say it back heaux)! The last decade and year in general has been a time of growth and we're excited to ring in the new year. We wish y'all the happiest of holidays and hope this decade brings in all the blessings (and less white men on boats holding up dead fish on dating apps) for everyone. We love yo…

As previously stated in past episodes, Loren and I wanna be able to talk about a variety of topics, therapy being one of them! It's personally brought so much light and introspection for the both of us and would love to normalize seeking out help in order to be a more evolved heaux! Send us your thoughts (or the tea because we're chismosas) to our …

We're in the thick of saggy szn y'all, hope it's been treating you guys well! Loren and I decided to get into the basics of being an astrology heaux (or a regular heaux, do you!) which, yes, would have made a lot more sense as a first episode but this isn't your podcast, is it? We appreciate all the listens we've had this far, we love you guys! Boo…

Hey astroheauxs! This is our first official episode since the announcement of Rosanne being our co-host. Grab your tea, sit back, and listen to our hopes and dreams for this podcast *magical* journey. Email astrologyheauxs@gmail.com for any questions/inquiries, or check out our social media: Instagram: @astrologyheauxs Twitter: @theastroheauxs --- …

We're back for part 2 of the houses! Erika and June join Loren on this episode to discuss more about the houses, so get ready to get some clarity on what they all mean! Email astrologyheauxs@gmail.com for any questions/inquiries, or check out our social media: Instagram: @astrologyheauxs Twitter: @theastroheauxs --- Support this podcast: https://po…

I'm your fire (and air and water and earth), your desire. This week, we talk about Venus and moon signs, specifically how they relate to love languages. It's another fun episode, with a special surprise question/announcement - so *we* hope you enjoy! Email astrologyheauxs@gmail.com for any questions/inquiries, or check out my social media: Instagra…

On this first portion of two episodes, I am joined by my coworker Erika and her sister June. We discuss an aspect of astrology that brings confusion to many of us - the houses. What do they mean? What are they ruled by? We discuss the first seven houses. Email astrologyheauxs@gmail.com for any questions/inquiries, or check out my social media: Inst…

On this week's episode, we go completely unfiltered. With my good friend and Cancer Sun Goddess, Rosanne, we discuss failed relationships, our own faults, dating, and personal growth. Email astrologyheauxs@gmail.com for any questions/inquiries, or check out my social media: Instagram: @astrologyheauxs Twitter: @theastroheauxs --- Support this podca…

On this week's episode, I have my best friend Japheth on to discuss sister signs, self reflection, and seeing the best in other signs. Email astrologyheauxs@gmail.com for any questions/inquiries, or check out my social media: Instagram: @astrologyheauxs Twitter: @theastroheauxs --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/astro…

Greetings Astro Heauxs! The Astrology Heauxs Podcast, where I talk all things astrology in a fun, non-serious way. On this first episode, I have my boyfriend on as my guinea pig, because he has no choice. Email astrologyheauxs@gmail.com for any inquiries/questions, or check out my social media: Instagram: @astrologyheauxs Twitter: @theastroheauxs -…