Best Make Onions Cry Podcasts (2024)

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Shrek Has an Onion Butt and It Makes Me Cry 1:00:19

23d ago1:00:19

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After the melting of the polar ice caps, most of the globe is underwater. Some humans have survived, and even fewer still, notably the Mariner (Malcolm McLeod), have adapted to the ocean by developing gills by drinking only Frog beverages. A loner by nature, the Mariner reluctantly befriends Helen (Buck Harper) and her young companion, Enola (Rober…

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Ask a Neuroscientist: Why is Adderall addictive to SOME people and not others? (and other questions) 37:50

1d ago37:50

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Question and Response 58 In this bonus episode of Chemistry For Your Life, hosts Melissa and Jam are joined by Claire, an expert in pharmacology and neuroscience, to discuss the inner workings of antidepressants and answer additional questions from the previous episode. Claire shares her grad school experiences, highlighting the challenges and uniq…

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Dumpster Humpster 43:30

6h ago43:30

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In 1977, college graduates Harry Bums (Buck Harper) and Sally Aptite (Robert Delilah) share a contentious car ride from Chicago to New York, during which they argue about whether men and women can ever truly be strictly platonic friends over a nice big old glass of Frog. Ten years later, Harry and Sally meet again at a Frog sponsored bookstore, and…

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Actor, Athlete and adventurer BRIAN KURLANDER’s new role- our guest on The Approach Shot 59:23

1d ago59:23

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He has acted with Morgan Freeman, Reese Witherspoon and so many of the greats. He has appeared on countless TV shows including Cobra Kai. But it’s the man, the adventurer and of course, the golfer that had us so fascinated. It’s our pleasure to talk with BRIAN KURLANDER on this week’s episode of The Approach Shot. SPOILER ALERT- John and Brian get …

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Golf and Gospel's Geremy Davis spreads the word, talks golf and the NFL 56:20

4d ago56:20

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Don't get the wrong idea. The Approach Shot has turned into a religious show. But when Golf and Gospel's Geremy Davis (former collegiate and NFL football player) drops by to talk about his You Tube series "Golf and Gospel" we get into a bunch of intriguing topics; food, football, music, and yes, golf and gospel. Geremy has a great sense of humor an…

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S6E22 "My Friend, My Enemy" 4:02:02

4h ago4:02:02

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Stuck in hell, the heroes find themselves haunted by visions, specters, and choices from the past. Dash lives his worst nightmare, and Yannick is forced to reopen old wounds.By IngloriousBards

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How do anti-depressants work? (featuring Claire Caballero) 1:08:56

7d ago1:08:56

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#192 In this episode of 'Chemistry for Your Life,' hosts Melissa and Jam introduce special guest Claire Caballero, a pharmacology and neuroscience PhD student, to discuss how antidepressants work. Claire explains the role of neurotransmitters like serotonin, dopamine, and GABA in mental health, the mechanisms of various antidepressants such as SSRI…

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Ketamine Can't Stop a Cowboy 54:07

7d ago54:07

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When Frogslinger Hulkster (Malcolm McLeod) discovers a group of men attempting to quench a young nun, Suger (Robert Delilah), he drinks them under the table (consensually). The two escape to a nearby camp of Mexican revolutionaries (all played by Buck Harper), who have hired Hulkster to help fight the invading French army. En route, Sugar turns out…

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Vitamin C: Myths, Facts, and Daily Needs 31:35

5d ago31:35

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#191 In this episode of 'Chemistry for Your Life,' hosts Melissa and Jam delve into captivating and practical fun facts about vitamin C. They discuss the recommended daily intake, its role in preventing scurvy, the surprising regulations on food labels, and the common foods that are rich in vitamin C. Furthermore, they explore its use as a preserva…

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S6E21 "Slippery Slope" 3:01:08

5h ago3:01:08

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The heroes crusade across Hell to destroy a source of Vestrath's power. Jericho makes a sacrifice in an ocean of lava, and Galen gains knowledge of the deadly denizens that dwell in the deep.By IngloriousBards

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S6E 1-20 Recap 15:11

17d ago15:11

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Jeremy recaps up to episode 20.By IngloriousBards

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You! Meds! Now! 44:10

8h ago44:10

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Overly enthusiastic guitarist and Frog drinker Ray Pember (Malcolm McLeod) gets thrown out of his bar band and finds himself in desperate need of work. Posing as a substitute music teacher at an elite private cooking school, he exposes his students to the hard rock gods he idolizes and emulates -- much to the consternation of the uptight principal …

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A 13 MLB veteran and a member of the Canadian baseball Hall of Fame, eh? ROB DUCEY is our guest on The Approach Shot 1:01:43

21d ago1:01:43

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When you think of 13 year MLB veteran, you don't think of a ton of home runs. Nor do you think of a bucket of stolen bases. But as a left handed contact hitter, who hit well and was a great defensive player, Rob carved out a terrific career that got him inducted into the Canadian Baseball Hall of Fame. These days, he plays a lot of golf and is invo…

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Why do apples turn brown when we cut them? 26:58

2d ago26:58

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#035 Rebroadcast Do you like apples? Ever wonder why they turn brown when you cut them? This week, Melissa and Jam explore this very question. What's going on in these apples? Where does the brown come from? Is it a good or bad thing? Does it taste different? Is the brown actually apple tears from the pain of being cut? And how do you like them app…

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S6E20 "Ebon Sanctum: The Puzzling Tower" 3:20:39

3d ago3:20:39

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On their continued quest to locate and vanquish Vestrath, the heroes make their way to the Ebon Sanctum, a mysterious floating tower which will require all of their wit and determination, and a lot of blood to breach.By IngloriousBards

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MLB All Star Lary Sorensen (Master of the slider) SLIDES in this week's episode of The Approach Shot 1:03:35

23d ago1:03:35

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A Major League Baseball All Star for the Milwaukee Brewers, this week's guest LARY SORENSEN is one of those guys whose life is made up of amazing stories. His self deprecating humor is charming and he never acts like a guy who made the climb to being a Major League All Star. Talk about ups and downs in life, Lary has experiences them all and is mor…

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S6E19 "Burning Twilight" 2:09:48

28d ago2:09:48

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Granting the heroes wishes, Luminara the Omen Dragon transports the group further into Hell in search of a weakened demon lord. Be careful of what you wish for...By IngloriousBards

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Should we take Vitamin C when we're sick? 45:44

9d ago45:44

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#190 In this episode of 'Chemistry for Your Life,' hosts Melissa and Jam delve into the role of vitamin C in the immune system and examine whether taking mega doses of the vitamin can help with common colds. Melissa, a seasoned chemist, explains the chemistry behind oxidation, reduction, and free radicals, and how vitamin C's properties make it cru…

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Edging to Blood Meridian 51:29

10d ago51:29

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Joey Cooldick (Malcolm McLeod), an American engineer who runs a mine in East Africa, is approached one day by his friend Jimmy Slimpop (Robert Delilah), who needs someplace to store canisters of toxic waste. Unfortunately, a spill occurs a short time later, resulting in deaths and Cooldick having to leave the country. A year later, he is approached…

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We peel back the layers of one of today’s hottest play by play men, CONNOR ONION on this episode of The Approach Shot 1:01:44

1M ago1:01:44

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“The future is now” is an old football saying attributed to former Redskins coach a George Allen. We get a view of the future in this episode of The Approach Shot when we talk to one of the hottest play-by-play men in all of sports, CONNOR ONION. Connor has already worked with Bill Raftery, Matt Mullen, Ken Rosenthal and others. His humor and humil…

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Ask a Chemist: Why do chemicals smell "chemically?" (And other questions) 24:45

16d ago24:45

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Question and Response 57 In this bonus episode of 'Chemistry For Your Life,' hosts Melissa Collini and Jam Robinson answer listener-submitted questions about various chemistry topics. They discuss the distinction between 'chemical' and 'natural' smells, plant poisons, and the mechanisms behind face scrubs and soaps. The episode also features insigh…

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All My Homies Call Me Bronald 59:20

1M ago59:20

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Motorcycle ninjas tighten their grip on Frog City's illegal Frog trade, viciously annihilating anyone who dares move in on their turf. Martial arts rock band Seinf*ck 69 have had enough and embark on a roundhouse wreck-wave of crime-crushing justice. When not performing their hit song "Against the Ninja," Malcolm, Robert, Buck and the Frog boys are…

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MLB All Star closer TREVOR ROSENTHAL throws some heat on this week's episode of The Approach Shot 59:34

1M ago59:34

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Batters did not want to see him on the mound. Fans loved his heat! One of the very first to throw 100 mph, he had tremendous success in the majors, when healthy. He is one of only SEVEN pitchers in Major League Baseball HISTORY to ever have back-to-back 45 save seasons (not even the great Mariano Rivera did that). His golf game may not be All Star …

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S6E18 "The Only Way Out is Down" 2:54:47

24d ago2:54:47

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Galen dooms himself inside the Demon Gate, but not before receiving a foreboding prophecy. We soon discover that it is the first of many omens.By IngloriousBards

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How does Vitamin C keep our bodies from turning into mush? 41:17

23d ago41:17

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#189 In this episode, Melissa and Jam delve into the crucial role of Vitamin C in the body, focusing on its importance for collagen production. They discuss how collagen, a key structural protein found in tendons, cartilage, bones, teeth, skin, and blood vessels, relies on Vitamin C to form strong, functional structures. The conversation explores t…

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The X Factor is Underage Drinking 56:26

2M ago56:26

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Aging samurai Hontoni Shiro (Malcolm McLeod) arrives at the home of Chiisai Chinpu (Buck Harper) and asks to commit a ritual unaliving on the property, which Chiisai thinks is a ploy to gain pity and a job at the local Frog Distillery. Shiro (Malcolm Mcleod) tells Chiisai (Buck Harper) of another samurai, Ookii Chinpu (Robert Delilah), who threaten…

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Comedian Bil Benden makes a joke out of this week's episode of The Approach Shot 50:01

2M ago50:01

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Cleveland is the home to some great comedies and Bil Benden is one of the absolute best! From his Comedy Central specials to live shows at comedy clubs, corporate gigs and country clubs, when Bil tells a story, you can't help but crack up. Now imagine 50+ minutes of that in one episode of The Approach Shot. If you enjoy good comedy, and good storyt…

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Do anti-aging products work? 40:24

30d ago40:24

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#099 Rebroadcast In this special re-release episode, Melissa and Jam dive deep into the world of Vitamin A (retinol) and its role in anti-aging skincare. They revisit a popular episode that explores whether anti-aging products genuinely work. The hosts break down the scientific functions of the skin, the impact of UV radiation, and the importance o…

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Can a Fent Boy Love An OnlyFans Girl? 53:42

2M ago53:42

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In the small California town of Bonsall, the Frog bottling factory is about to lay off 10,000 workers. The town's minor league hockey team, the Bonsall Buddies, is doing no better. After years of failure, this will be the team's last season. Exasperated player and coach Moogy Goo Goo (Malcolm Mcleod) lets the club's recent acquisitions, the Wingydi…

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I know it's a cliche, but we sure had a KICK with Super Bowl Champion EDDIE MURRAY 1:13:56

2M ago1:13:56

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Warning: This episode contains great stories, amazing humor, and a keen insight to what goes on in the life of an NFL kicker. He's a 4x Pro Bowl kicker, he won a Super Bowl with the Dallas Cowboys and was named to the Second team ALL DECADE team in the 80's. EDDIE MURRAY is humble, funny and can weave a tale! Once you start listening to this episod…

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What even ARE vitamins? And do we actually need them? 46:06

1M ago46:06

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#188 In this episode, hosts Melissa and Jam dive into the basics of vitamins. They discuss the origins of vitamins, why they are labeled with letters, and the difference between water-soluble and fat-soluble vitamins. The episode also touches on the history of vitamin regulation, the necessity of supplementing vitamins, and the impact of diet on vi…

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S6E17 "Strange Orifice" 2:47:17

2M ago2:47:17

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The Bards, all in mourning, meet a new ally on the city docks. After searching for clues about the demon cult, they find a strange fleshy opening into the ground...and go in.By IngloriousBards

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S6 Episodes 11-16 Recap 9:57

2M ago9:57

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Episodes 11-16 get recapped by Jeremy.By IngloriousBards

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We Hate Your Questions (Send Us More) 49:13

2M ago49:13

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The mayoral position at Balboa county is up for grabs, and due to a bad case of the runs (which was not caused by FROG), the race is on for the interns! How will Buck and Robert salvage this campaign for the green party candidate? Will it matter? Not if the status quo party counterpart and Frog super enthusiast Malcolm McLeod has anything to say ab…

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Author and Columnist for the Baltimore Sun, JOHN EISENBERG brings decades of stories to The Approach Shot 27:41

2M ago27:41

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This is Part Two of our conversation with longtime columnist and author JOHN EISENBERG. We talk about his golf game, and he faces (and aces) the dreaded SIX PACK! We talk about his new book, "Rocket Men", which offers an inside look at the Black quarterbacks whose skill and grit transformed the NFL; and some of his other books including "The League…

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Sports, sports and more sports; Columnist and Author JOHN EISENBERG, brings his unique perspective to The Approach Shot 37:11

2M ago37:11

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As a kid, I dreamt of going to the biggest sporting events; Super Bowls and World Series games, NBA Finals and the Masters. It all seemed to glamorous and historic. We talk with long time BALTIMORE SUN columnist JOHN EISENBERG about how lucky he was to have covered them all. But he also points out that for columnists, who have to write SOMETHING ev…

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S6E16 "Shadow Over Kerahell" 2:30:34

1M ago2:30:34

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With a massive object made of shadows descending towards Tabonry, the heroes brace to defend the city. The darkness falls over the First Temple of Kerahell.By IngloriousBards

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Ask a Chemist: Why do you need yogurt to make yogurt? (And other questions) 25:46

2M ago25:46

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Question and Response 56 In this bonus edition of Chemistry for Your Life, hosts Melissa and Jam engage with their listeners by answering a variety of chemistry-related questions and addressing listener comments and reviews. They read and discuss both positive and constructive reviews, and provide important updates about joining a network for the p…

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Noted Weiner Smokers 48:24

2M ago48:24

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What's for eats? Hows about you get to steppin if you can't cough up the five dollas for a plate! Malcolm McLeod, your grillmaster, is servin up a heapin helpin of the good stuff, for a price! This pay-for-eat scheme will leave you laughing and your mouth watering! But is there an opporunity for love at this pay-for-plate cookout? Will Robert Delil…

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Part Two with Derek Kennard- Golf, Cigars and the 6 pack! 28:36

2M ago28:36

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In Part One with Derek Kennard, we talked about Super Bowls, his playing with a severely separated shoulder during the Cowboys Super Bowl win and how he had to be tough to deal with the emotions of winning and losing. Part Two is a slightly softer side. Derek talks about his very personal battle with sleep apnea and how difficult is was to find a p…

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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a SUPER MAN! Super Bowl Champion Derek Kennard is in the clubhouse! 33:40

2M ago33:40

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Part One of our conversation with DEREK KENNARD includes the emotions he went through as a first year Dallas Cowboys and the expectations that ended abruptly in the NFC Championship games against the 49ers, and then the redemption he felt when the Cowboys went back to the Super Bowl and won. He also talks about playing in the Super Bowl with a seve…

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S6E15 "Karahell's Biggest Fan" 2:30:23

2M ago2:30:23

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In a struggle of life and death, the heroes battle Old Mother and the follower's of Vestrath, and deal with he aftermath... and the bodies.By IngloriousBards

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Why does hair turn grey when we age? 53:06

2M ago53:06

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#187 This episode of 'Chemistry for Your Life' delves into the fascinating world of gray hair, exploring its chemistry and biological processes. Hosts Melissa and Jam share personal anecdotes about encountering gray hair before diving into a detailed explanation of how hair turns gray. They discuss the roles of melanin, melanocytes, and enzymes lik…

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Dr. House, M.D. Diagnosed Me With Artism 48:53

2M ago48:53

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The mean streets of Frog City light up at night for high stakes races, and Malcolm McLeod is raising those stakes by a cool milly. Fast cars, faster women, and low life expectancy run the gambit for Robert Delilah, but if he keep driving at this lifestyle he might just self destruct before he can claim the cool milly and the ultimate can of limited…

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Tortillas and Texas; Power pitching and Padres. Part TWO with MLB's Mike Adams 29:57

2M ago29:57

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Part Two with MLB reliever Mike Adams. Mike's face (and voice) lights up when talking about his grandma's homemade tortillas and even when she ages and is barely able to make them, she somehow manages to. Grandma even sends her tortillas as a care package when Mike is on the road, which he shares with his teammates. We then talk about the first ann…

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Tortillas and Texas; Power pitching and Padres- Part One with MLB's MIKE ADAMS 42:27

3M ago42:27

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When you grow up in the Coastal Bend, it's not an easy path to the Majors. But MIKE ADAMS, with help from a determined father, his grandma's amazing homemade tortillas and natural athletic ability had a 10 year MLB career. Having pitched for the Brewers, Padres, Rangers and Phillies, Mike pitched to an incredible 2.48 lifetime ERA and an even more …

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Why do bad smells smell bad? 32:01

2M ago32:01

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#030 Rebroadcast Melissa and Jam continue to sniff out the chemistry of smell, focusing this week on bad smells. Why are we so good at smelling bad smells? Why do they haunt us at night? Why are some bad smells so strong and long lasting, while many great smells are subtle and temporary. What’s in a smell? "That which we call a rose by any other na…

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John Brown Has The Pass 48:33

3M ago48:33

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Robert Delilah is a yuppie banker who has nothing to lose, Buck Harper is a down-on-his-luck bum with no prospects, but Malcolm Mcleod has a theory about the beverage Frog. Will Buck succeed with Robert's responsibilities like Robert couldn't? Will a reverse of fortunes put Robert down in the dumps forever? When they Trade Places- freaky s**t goes …

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Scott Hamilton faces the dreaded six pack, in Part 2 of our discussion with men's figure skating GOAT 32:41

3M ago32:41

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If you enjoyed Part One of our conversation with Men's figure skating legend Scott Hamilton, you'll LOVE Part 2. Scott gets very personal about his Mom, his uplifting attitude toward life, meeting the love of his life and moving to Tennessee. This episode includes our six pack, which Scott aces! Mostly, this episode will make you feel good. Enjoy!…

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Part One of our discussion with the GOAT of men's figure skating, Scott Hamilton is pure GOLD! 49:08

3M ago49:08

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As if being men's figure skating's GOAT wasn't enough, we learned that Scott Hamilton is engaging, funny, driven, uplifting and so much more. His time on the ice certainly doesn't define this man who has had multiple brain cancer diagnoses, voluntarily had brain surgery, and who does so much for the cancer community; neither does cancer define him.…

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