Best Mumbles Of Me Podcasts (2024)

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222 - RNC: Fighting Your Inner Deep State By Finding Your Inner Brain Damaged Child 1:49:27

1d ago1:49:27

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Theme of the Day: Pointing Out Hypocrisy is Usually Futile, But, Also, Some Things Just Are Not a Good Look We talk RNC. We talk ICJ ruling on Israel-Palestine: cloud with silver lining or silver with cloudy lining? USA cares not 'bout the ICJ or ICC, just ask Nicaragua, for one. Trump is absolutely not fighting the deep state, is just another neoc…

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221 - Donald Trump is the New Vincent van Gogh feat. Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar 2:15:48

10d ago2:15:48

2:15:48

Hear ye, hear ye! Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar (@TheTowerSkin) of the Bored2Life podcast (@Bored2LifePod) joins Josh while Tim's away not covering breaking news of Donald the Trump being shot in the ear and hilariously sealing the fate of the nation. We discuss all manner of shit before and after this news breaks in real time, including 90s dual-film-re…

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220 - Wild Napalms: Fire Talk With Me feat. Adrian DeLaTorre 2:19:05

14d ago2:19:05

2:19:05

Because there is nothing going on in the world, in history, across the infinite spatio-temporal expanses . . . we watched a movie that Time forgot or never knew to even try to remember, Wilder Napalm (Trailer & Full Movie). Adrian DeLaTorre (@b00tz2big, Never Seen It) joins us once again to meditate upon a timeless tale of two brothers who can gene…

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President Joe Robinette Biden 100% Endorses the Heat Death of the Universe Podcast! 1:13

11d ago1:13

1:13

Thanks, Joe! Listen, cornfatpop, I've always said you're fit as a ponyfaced fiddle! See the endorsement video here: President Joe Robinette Biden 100% Endorses the Heat Death of the Universe Podcast! Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon / buzzsprout Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org More From Timothy Robert Buechner Po…

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219 - Julian Assange is Free! & J Robinette B is Imprisioned Within His Own Mental Hell 1:41:51

22d ago1:41:51

1:41:51

Discuss the hilarious reactions to the presidential debate as massive swaths of the population suddenly realize and/or admit Joe Biden's obvious senility which many maligned people have been screaming from the rooftops since 2019. Julian Assange is free! Good news so unbelievable that's it's surreal. For once. Absolutely unhinged Israelis and their…

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218 - Let's Get Ready to Mumble (and Lie): Presidential Debate Live Commentary feat. Jason Newland 1:44:52

24d ago1:44:52

1:44:52

We talk about and often over the first of three 2024 presidential debates between two uniquely unhinged and brain-damaged purveyors of straight up foolishness—LIVE!—as it unfolded before the world's horrified and jaded eyes. First attempt at doing anything video related with the podcast, so apologies for the glitchy quality of the actual debate vid…

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217 - Thus Spake Prophet Carolla: A Televisual Show For All and None 2:44:41

30d ago2:44:41

2:44:41

We finish discussing the latter three episodes of The Daily Wire's mind-bogglingly unfunny anti-woke abomination, Mr. Birchum. But before we dive into all that we have a brief free-form conversation that contains talk of feeling like having been forced into secret time travel due to public menaces like Adam Carolla and Tucker Carlson seeming to not…

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216 - Matt Walshian Bargains Out For Harambe 1:21:22

1M ago1:21:22

1:21:22

Amazonian tribe gets the internet for the first time via Elon Musk and its society immediately degenerates into financial scams and porn addiction. Pair of Evangelical weirdo fascists upset about the name of a quaint seaside Californian town taking the 'Christ' out of Fuckin' in the Backseat Lover's Point & Makeout Ridge. Chinese People Exist...BUT…

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215 - New Shitty Presidential Pants, Who Dis? 1:50:26

1M ago1:50:26

1:50:26

Briahna Joy Gray booted from her job for crimes against zionistic propaganda. Joe Brandon one million percent shat himself on stage while memorializing D-Day. LGBT-GOP? Delusional or really delusional? Dark Brandon pleases Blue MAGA by doing exactly what Red MAGA wants. Nikki Haley signs munitions ("Finish them!") that will be or already certainly …

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214 - Mr. Birchum's Epic, Edgy and Totally Random Anti-Wokestravaganza 2:43:16

2M ago2:43:16

2:43:16

We discuss The Daily Wire's latest original "entertainment" programming, Mr. Birchum, which is shockingly unfunny and politically stale even by Daily Wire standards, all thanks to Adam Corolla's insistance that people will love the musings and non-adventures of his wildly beloved woodshop teacher character, Mr. Birchum. It's so fucking unbelievably…

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Futbol España 27:29

1M ago27:29

27:29

On today's episode of Sleep & Relax ASMR, we sit in the stands for a big futbol (soccer) match in central Spain. Enjoy! --- Jupiter Organic CBD Get 10% off your order of Jupiter CBD by visiting GetJupiter.com and using code ASMR at checkout https://www.getjupiter.com/share/asmr --- Buy us a coffee! buymeacoff.ee/sI5ZB4N --- DOWNLOAD: Apple Podcasts…

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213 - Attacking The Hague With Our Spiritual Sapphism 1:36:20

2M ago1:36:20

1:36:20

Quick Q&A in our accidental new segment Korea Korner. The ICC, the ICJ, and belligerance and mafioso style threats made by Lindsey Graham, Tony Blinken et al. Cartoonishly Evil Business Cabal's WhatApp Chat Gets Leaked, Consent No Longer Needs Manufacturing (+Remember Noam Chomsky being on the Epstein flight logs??) IDF threatens literal prepubesce…

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212 - Fake Violence For Zion, Fake Money For The Homeless 1:56:16

2M ago1:56:16

1:56:16

Anthony Blinken rocks in the free world and eats pizza in a Nazi restaurant. [Factual correction: 48, not "like a hundred," people died in the Odessa Trade Union Fire.] Biden channels Dirty Harry and now we have three debates between him and Trump to look forward to. Huge windfall for the pharmacuetical amphetimine industry. Morning Joe gets righte…

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211 - Something So Unbelievably, Surreally and Exquisitely Terrible That You Want to Share It With the Rest of the World feat. Adrian DeLaTorre 2:22:21

2M ago2:22:21

2:22:21

We discuss the somehow fifteen years in the making, unhinged in all ways, crème de la crème of Bad Cinema—an animated kid's movie trying to cash in on 1995's Toy Story mania—Foodfight! We gather 'round the table of the theater of the mind with good-bad cinema coorespondant Adrian DeLaTorre (@b00tz2big) of the podcast Never Seen It and discuss all i…

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210 - Who Will Notice™ the Noticers™? 1:58:30

2M ago1:58:30

1:58:30

MAGA diapers and brainworms. More brainworms abound in the form of the ever-mindnumbing Red Scare podcast and their recent strokefest with the most boring and incoherent and inexplicably valorized of "race realism" blowhards, Steve Sailer. They have a wonderfully stupid time being little "Noticers" together. Farha Khalidi is the actually intelligen…

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209 - Sea-Lioning All the Way to the Bad Food Restaurant (Because We're Bored and Need a Cause, Any Cause) 1:57:23

3M ago1:57:23

1:57:23

All the elements for an explosion of class struggle are amassing aboard the Serenade of the Seas' nine month long world-spanning, sanity-teasing cruise. Obama 2008 campaign ad that used the WUSSUP! commercial to inspire the unwashed masses. Change. That's wassup. Four distinctly stupid theories about why these dern kids are making such a ruckus fro…

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208 - The Brave Little T-Shirt Wife 1:59:30

3M ago1:59:30

1:59:30

We return to the more standard format of a flurry of cornucopias of pastiches of mixed bags of different topics. Cucker Tarlson forcibly time travels us back to the culture wars of the mid 2000s by confidently denying that evolutionary theory is a viable reality. Anthony Fauci did not have to conspiratorily create HIV to be the heinous person that …

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207 - Taking Drugs To Make Podcasts To Take Drugs To (Although You Never Can Tell) feat. Elicia McCoy 2:20:42

3M ago2:20:42

2:20:42

We dive into the widely heralded, earth-toned and Scorsese-helmed artifact of the mid-70s, The Last Waltz, with special guest Elicia McCoy. We discover extratexual tidbits, branch off into fractals of digression, share diverging and converging opinions alike, and generally have a hip and groovy time thinking about the Thankgiving Day 1976 vibes cre…

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206 - Wall Street, Occupied 2:20:06

3M ago2:20:06

2:20:06

Before we talk about the overall phenomenon and legacy of Occupy Wall Street, we briefly acknowledge the final betweeted words of OJ Simpson: "Hospice? Whatchoo talkin bout hospice?" Referenced previous episodes: 124 - The Lost Boomer Death Squad Crossover Episode 070 - The CDC and Bill Gates: Normalizing Death 013 - WAR IS A RACKET! Commiserate on…

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205 - Perchance to Unplan, Babies to Blame, Sources Say 1:20:00

4M ago1:20:00

1:20:00

We go strictly off-the-cuff. Something not done since Episode 064 - Our 11th Hour Improvised Episode. Come for the hodgepodge, stay for the fun talk about getting arrested and locked up. Extreme sleep deprivation (for one of us). Fake news generator (perchance.org/newsheadline). Self-haircuts: yea or nay? The rhythm method. Struggling mightily to l…

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204 - I'LL MONETIZE ANYTHING THAT MOVES! 1:40:20

4M ago1:40:20

1:40:20

We discuss the new documentary series The Program: Cons, Cults and Kidnapping and the inexhaustable ability to exploit and capitalize upon anything under the sun, including 'troubled teens,' 'at-risk youth,' etc. We talk about the micro to the macro regarding the Troubled Teen Industry (TTI) and Josh brings along some firsthand experience with work…

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203 - The Persistant Vegetative State of the Manosphere 2:08:31

4M ago2:08:31

2:08:31

We talk about the origins, taxonomies, evolutionary arc and generally weird and grotesque nature of the broadly defined Manosphere/Redpill subculture. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon / buzzsprout Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org General Recommendations Josh's Recommendations: 1) The Pickup Artist 2) The Dark Side…

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202 - Do Not Worship This False Prophet From the Streets of Sesame! 1:45:53

4M ago1:45:53

1:45:53

Daniel Hale is finally out of prison and has written an article that asks why he was locked up for the same crime Joe Biden has openly admitted to (although Joe's motives were far less noble than Daniel's). Jordan "Stop! Or My Dragon of Chaos Will Shoot!" Peterson continues to publicly lose his mind and keep the grift alive and well, redmeat-induce…

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201 - Vote Blew No Matter Fuck You feat. Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar 2:37:53

4M ago2:37:53

2:37:53

We're joined by Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar (@TheTowerSkin) of the Bored2Life podcast (@Bored2LifePod) to sift through the news rough in search of humor-diamonds and various truth-gems. Asking the difficult questions like, Where have all the good porn parodies gone? And why's cash being left on the table with the absence of an I ♡ Huckabees meets the T…

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200 - A Bicentennial Saturnalia to Remember! feat. Jason Newland 2:02:16

5M ago2:02:16

2:02:16

We ring in 200 episodes by answering randomized questions to get to know us better. Before that, we cover a few topical news bits and shoot the shit with VIP guest Jason Newland. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon / buzzsprout Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org General Recommendations Jason's Recommendation: Pluto Tim…

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199 - That Rascally Vaush Will Keep You Gessen, Haddish? 2:03:39

5M ago2:03:39

2:03:39

What's often lurking beneath the surface of libertarianism via Penn Jillette. Will a socialistic revolution create a lowered age of consent? & the demarcation between toon and non-toon pornography & celebrity endorsement deals with the Israeli government via Vaush and Tiffany Haddish. Highly digressive "Red Scare Scrounge Up". Navalny's false marty…

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198 - I'm Singin' in the Galactic Nympho-Insomniac Rain...Now feat. Adrian DeLaTorre 2:50:29

5M ago2:50:29

2:50:29

After we address some news items of the day, we assemble at the General Council of Anthropomorphized Astrological Signs, along with good-bad cinema coorespondent Adrian DeLaTorre (Never Seen It / @b00tz2big), and discuss the brand new Jennifer Lopez vanity project / perfume ad / EPK for her new album / movie (?) This is Me...Now. Described to us in…

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197 - Hello Darkness My Old Friend feat. Jason Newland 1:44:33

5M ago1:44:33

1:44:33

Just as we did in the infancy of this podcast in the fall of 2020 (008 - I'm Thinking of Ending Things) we cover the latest Charlie Kaufman (screenwriting) project: an animated children's movie about how we're all hurtling towards death (sorta), Orion and the Dark. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon / buzzsprout Never Fo…

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196 - A Supposedly Sympathetic, Well-Meaning, Elderly Man with a Poor Memory I'll Never Not Laugh at Again 1:33:50

5M ago1:33:50

1:33:50

We're talkin' Biden keeping totally cool and calm and 1000% lucid during a press conference in which his cognitive faculties are mildly questioned. When they go low, he goes high. Real high. On secret amphetamines brewed in John Podesta's cauldron in the depths of the Pentagon. Tim updates us in his Red Scare Scrounge Up (patent pending) segment. W…

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195 - When Mating Strategies Fail 1:29:36

6M ago1:29:36

1:29:36

A seriously digressive episode. Forty minute 'cold open' which hit the cutting room floor, which I then slipped on, banana peel style, only to bash my head into the editing bay console. When I came to, this episode was uploaded somehow. I may someday release the UNRATED UNCUT version. We talk a bit about the brilliance of James Adomian. Podcasting …

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194 - There's No Sound I Don't Like, Solitary Mind Games, and Cage-based Parental Strategies feat. Jason Newland 1:23:39

6M ago1:23:39

1:23:39

Mythic co-founder/cosmic wendigo/mid-wifery doula figure of the podcast, Jason Newland, returns as Tim's tending to highly classified, kinetic-style subterfuge-type affairs. The White House pharmacy is handing out all manner of psychotropics like so many sugary delights on All Hallows' Eve. The more or less death of Pitchfork Media, which once gave…

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193 - Everybody Haaretz Sometimes 1:50:21

6M ago1:50:21

1:50:21

Bryan "Don't Die" Johnson goes on Red Scare. God Made Trump. Speculation about the future and/or lack thereof. And more. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon / buzzsprout Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org General Recommendations Tim's Recommendation: 1) Fargo (Series) 2) @violent_people Josh's Recommendations: 1) Foe 2…

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192 - Kamikaze Detroit feat. Adrian DeLaTorre 2:45:48

7M ago2:45:48

2:45:48

Jay Leno and Pat Morita starred in a moving picture called Collision Course and we somehow decided to watch it and talk through our many complex feelings about it. We're joined by Adrian DeLaTorre from the Never Seen It podcast and take a look at this barely-existant artifact of late 1980s Hollywood, racism, and economic-based, lizard-brained fear.…

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191 - How Many Years Can Dance on the Head of a Pin? 1:55:16

7M ago1:55:16

1:55:16

Part meta-/accidental-Year-in-Review, part anhedonic spiraling, part analysis of predictions made 100 years ago about the Year of Our Lord 2024, part the world's sloppy lattice-worked and splatter-painted miscellania and detritus, part Pancake Party. What year is this? Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon / buzzsprout Neve…

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190 - Oh Well Whatever Never Mind: The Barack Obama Mandela Esquire Story 1:47:43

7M ago1:47:43

1:47:43

In no particular order: classic Floridian manatee molestation; continued highlighting of author, lawyer, voice of a generation, and former IDF member Barack Obama Mandela, Esq; Gaza should aspire to become like post-War Auschwitz; rabbinical scholars teaching the IDF about permissible rape, righteous ethnic cleansing, and about how Hitler was just …

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189 - An Immense and Complex Quantity of Brain Fog Protocol 2:04:29

7M ago2:04:29

2:04:29

Trump's new humble, playfully self-effacing persona sells us pieces of his mugshot suit. Biden remains senile as ever, 65 years on the kibbutz, all compressed down to a 2.5 month timespan, will do that to a feller. TERRORISM-FENTANYL SCREAMS ACROSS OUR SKIES. Slick Willy Clints uses language-violence to make fun of Hilldawg. Satanists will troll to…

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188 - Kobe-Lebron Goebbles Conquers America's Cursed Evolutionary Misstep of Consciousness 1:45:37

8M ago1:45:37

1:45:37

Does Time Magazine's "Person of the Year" matter even just a little bit? Are Taylor Swift and George Santos truly folk heroes? Joe Biden gets debriefed on the dangers of AI by watching a blockbuster action movie while deeply sundowning, is mystified by his own deepfake memes, and was gripped by near-total confusion while people chanted the word "Ge…

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187 - How Do I Get Through to These Kids?! feat. Adrian DeLaTorre 3:07:09

8M ago3:07:09

3:07:09

Alright, we did it, you got us. Just like every other podcast in the world we decided to celebrate our 187th mainline episode with a viewing of the classic 1997 film, One Eight Seven. We're joined by Adrian DeLaTorre from the Never Seen It podcast to discuss and do a little postmortum examination in a longer-than-the-run-time-of-the-movie episode. …

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186 - The Podcast Equivalent of John Cage's 4'33" Turned Up to the Max 1:35:55

8M ago1:35:55

1:35:55

In the most pressing news of the day, Snoop Dogg (formerly known as Snoop Lion) reveals what giving up smoke means to him, and totally isn't just reading copy, gets candid as hell. "Ceasefire," hostage swapping, proportionality, Dr. Eli's Hasbara Outlet Black Friday Sale (don't forget your DSA Cyber Monday sale either!). J Robinette B sundowns hard…

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185 - Who Needs Food, Water, Medicine and Electricity When You've Got This Abundance of Hasbara? 1:27:31

8M ago1:27:31

1:27:31

We spent a lot of time reflecting and discussing with our families how to never forget 99% Hitler Voter Guy. Salon dot com seems to be writing satirical articles now...or are they? Nikki Haley wants us all to use our real names online, exempting herself, Nimarata Randhawa, from this data collection. She also thinks we ought to work until we give up…

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Maximum Entropy Theater Presents "RoseBudGarden59 or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the #PsakiBomb" 13:25

8M ago13:25

13:25

The inaugural episode of what will likely turn into a regular type of series of shorter, scripted-ish bonus episodes. Some background, per our Discord: "Karine Jean-Pierre said some typically awful bullshit recently. So that got us talking about Psaki by comparison. Then I found a Psaki simp in her comments on twitter. I began imagining the hell th…

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184 - Courtroom Sketches Against Humanity 1:32:28

8M ago1:32:28

1:32:28

Various GOP bullshit. The Monarchy is too funny to exist. Zelensky doing the geopolitical equivalent of panhandling now. It's about time Homer Simpson stops physically terrorizing his son, says supposed "person" at the Guardian. P.S. Stay tuned for a short bonus episode later this week about a DNC/#resistance simp's struggle to wokely honor and sim…

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Crickets Chirping on a Rainy Afternoon 35:38

8M ago35:38

35:38

On this episode of Sleep & Relax ASMR, we enjoy the serene sounds of crickets chirping on a wet, rainy afternoon. Enjoy! --- Jupiter Organic CBD Get 10% off your order of Jupiter CBD by visiting GetJupiter.com and using code ASMR at checkout https://www.getjupiter.com/share/asmr --- Buy us a coffee! buymeacoff.ee/sI5ZB4N --- DOWNLOAD: Apple Podcast…

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183 - An Ambulance as a Hornless Unicorn, Exploded 2:07:10

9M ago2:07:10

2:07:10

Things get a little freeform and loopy. The abandonment of Zelensky. Tony Blinken dressing his son up as Zelesky and daughter as a Ukrainian flag for Halloween. More ghastly atrocities pile up overwhelmingly in 21st century Judaea. Try and pull out of the deathspiral of the topic into lighter climes: We put Biden's two Press Secretaries on the bina…

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182 - A.M.B.E.R. Alerts for Everyone! 1:55:41

9M ago1:55:41

1:55:41

Tennessee makes being unhoused a felony. In California, mobile homelessness is on the rise, but don't worry, there are some safe parking lots to sleep in. Another Californian development: The Ebony Alert system is finally here! Space Force continues to be uncanny and just off-beat enough subsection of the US Armed Forces. Mike Pence shocks dozens o…

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181 - Welcome to the MetaHarem™, Now and Forevermore feat. Jason Newland 1:53:31

9M ago1:53:31

1:53:31

An olde tyme friend visits us. We have a chatabout. We each section one another for crimes against comedy/humanity. We vent spleens about Israel etc. We digress, digressively. Who will be possibly the next Pointless/Demagogical Mayoral-King-Duke of the USofA? We talk some news of the weird. Australia gets America's wang transplanted upon it. A duo …

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180 - What We Talk About When We Don't Talk About feat. Kurt Hull 1:41:18

9M ago1:41:18

1:41:18

We are joined by our guest Kurt Hull (aka Otis P. Stinktrigger) and talk around all the latest from the front lines of the serious geopolitical echo-chamber of the faux news wars, you know, where the real battles take place. More updates on planes behaving badly. Circuitous routes and side-quests abound. Check out Kurt's podcast here: The Stinkshee…

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Foggy Harbor Town 25:57

9M ago25:57

25:57

On today's episode of the podcast, we listen to the serene and relaxing sounds of a Northeastern harbor town on a very grey, foggy evening. Enjoy! --- FOUR SIGMATIC Delicious and almost-magically easy products to help you achieve elevated wellness and feel your best. Products ranging from coffee to protein powder. Enjoy 10% off at ⁠⁠foursigmatic.co…

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179 - Designated Surmiserz 2:04:31

10M ago2:04:31

2:04:31

Kevin McCallister's been demoted to scamming the nation and fistfucking the globe from a less visible post. Political theater prevails as the dominant mindvirus. Commander Biden's list of crimes expands further. A Danish artist hilariously cons the High Art/Tax Evasion/Money Laundering World. Chicago TV news crew robbed in a very meta-fied way. The…

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178 - I'll Miss You, Me feat. Alex Keller 1:12:31

10M ago1:12:31

1:12:31

Tim and Alex Keller (@TheTowerSkin) discuss Feinstein, Nazis, a special rolliecoaster, flamethrowers as tools of political action, and the insanity of claiming the US military budget is in danger of being too damned tiny. Check out Alex's podcastorial work at Bored2Life. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Support: patreon / buzzsprout / …

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