Best MYOB Podcasts (2024)

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MYOB MAGA | Mind Your Own Business 2:25

4d ago2:25

2:25

Mind Your Own Business MAGA Stay out of mine Stay out of our lives You creepy weird guys MYOB MAGA Don't mess with me Mind your own damn business MAGADon't tread on me Get out of our bedroom, MAGA Get out of our doctors' office Get out of our bathroom, MAGAIt's none of your damn businessWe will read what we want to read We will love who we want to …

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Joyful America Again | Harris & Walz 1:11

1d ago1:11

1:11

Goodbye darknessHello blue skies!Good morning America! Good morning sunrise! Thank you KamalaThank you CoachJoyful AmericaLoves you bothCHORUSGood morning AmericaGood morning sunriseGood morning my friendI love the sunshine in your eyesBy Lopker

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MAGA Cult Slave | Old Stinky Trump 2:11

5d ago2:11

2:11

He obeys his cult He is their slave Stupidity is at fault Ignorance and hate He does not care About the USA He just does Whatever they say He cannot feel joy Cannot love anything He just wants to destroy To kill and be a kingThat dictator wannabe On the decline Has no policies To improve our lives He never laughs He cannot cry He lives in the past …

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MYOB MAGA | Mind Your Own Business 2:29

5d ago2:29

2:29

Mind Your Own Business MAGA Stay out of mine Stay out of our lives You creepy weird guys MYOB MAGA don't mess with me Mind your own damn business Don't tread on me Mind Your Own Business MAGA Get out of our bedroom Get out of our doctors' office Out of our bathroomWe will read what we want to read We will love who we want to love Choose our own bel…

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Sad Old Man Trump Blues | Donny Never Laughs 2:09

12d ago2:09

2:09

Get off my grass Stop having sex I don't like your laugh A spankin what you gonna get I'm a sad old man With the gift of gab My luck ran out When your pulled down my pants I never laugh I never cry I can't do either I don't know why I'm a sad old man With a sad old faceA diaper on my assAnd a taco for a brainI'm 78 years oldI demand your attentionI…

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Sad Old Man Texas Trump Blues | Donny Never Laughs 2:02

14d ago2:02

2:02

Get off my grass Stop having sex I don't like your laugh A spankin what you gonna get I'm a sad old man With the gift of gab My luck ran out When your pulled down my pants I never laugh I never cry I can't do either I don't know why I'm a sad old man With a sad old faceA diaper on my assAnd a taco for a brainI'm 78 years oldI demand your attentionI…

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Sad Old Man Trump | Never Laughs 2:09

15d ago2:09

2:09

Get off my grass Stop having sex I don't like your laugh A spankin what you gonna get I'm a sad old man With the gift of gab My luck ran out When your pulled down my pants I never laugh I never cry I can't do either I don't know why I'm a sad old man With a sad old faceA diaper on my assAnd a taco for a brain78 years oldI demand your attentionI'm a…

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President Edmundo Dictator Maduro | Venezuela Protest Song 2:30

16d ago2:30

2:30

We are not afraidWe are not afraidFreedom FreedomWe are not afraidFreedom FreedomWe are braveMaduro dictatorEdmundo is presidentYou can see itYou can feel itEdmundo is presidentFreedom FreedomWe are not afraidMaduro dictatorMaduro fraudsterMaduro OutEdmundo InDown with MaduroDown with himMaduro has fallenFreedomWe will winFreedom Freedom We will wi…

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Road Rage Sun | Mutual Kills 1:35

17d ago1:35

1:35

Bang Bang! Pow Pow! Two good guys with guns Killed each other now Under the setting sun Guns are supposed to make you safe But is that really true? Well, it certainly wasn't on that day When those guys began to shoot Bang Bang! Pow Pow! Good guys with guns Killed each other dead Under the Road Rage SunOne guy had his kids with him Ages 5 and 2The o…

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Donny Maduro | Election Liars 2:17

18d ago2:17

2:17

Every scoundrel needs his cowards Every bully has his helpers Every villain pretends to be your savior Every devil needs his Helter Skelter It all happens so slowly The brain twisted and washed After decades of deception All logic is lost Donny Maduro First, they steal your hear heart Then they take your mind Next they consume your soul As their cu…

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78 Year Old Criminal Weirdo 1:42

19d ago1:42

1:42

Who's that weird old man?All the people sayHe's stinks like a full bedpan Why won't he just go away?He's 78 years oldA criminal, a weirdoHe's circling the drainRound and round he goWe are moving on to a futureBright with new young energyWe are not going backWe are going forwardDonny Trump the criminalDonny Trump the weirdoDementia now clinicalAt 78…

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MAGAgelical Bump Stock Blues 2:21

2M ago2:21

2:21

We don't wanna pull a trigger Every time we need to shoot That's too slow we want it quicker We need machine guns, dude We love our guns more than life We love our guns n ammo Shooting stuff is better than sex The faster the better, you know We are the MAGAgelicals We are the PRO-LIFE people We control the female bodies We decide what is legal We a…

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Convicted Felon Cult | MAGAtology 2:20

2M ago2:20

2:20

Mesmerized, hypnotized, radicalizedThey try so hard to please him To bend over and take his rodThat old demented felonIs their one and only godThey obey a convicted felon The MAGA Republicans The Cult of MAGAtology The Convicted Felon Cult They are not Scientologists 13They are the MAGA RepublicansThey bow to that old MAGAtologistTheir Dear Loser a…

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Jody Trump Crazy Clown | Convicted Felon MAGA Cult Loser 1:51

3M ago1:51

1:51

Donny is that guy that everybody hates The Jody that stays home afraid to fight And while military men are fighting away Jody bangs their girlfriends and their wives Donny dodged the draft He was weaker than you His daddy was rich He knew what to do He wanted a purple heart For getting a penicillin shot To treat his VD And that stinky yellow sauce …

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Doctor MAGA Gyno Exam | Contraception Ban SCOTUS 2:18

3M ago2:18

2:18

Put up your feet Spread your thighs Doctor MAGA Gonna look inside He's checking your thing He's looking to prove You been copulating Without a license to screw You got to get married Say the MAGA men Before you do the deed Like Mary Magdalene And don't you dare Use contraception Your gonna pop em out Til Jesus says you're done Doctor MAGA will tell…

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Sammy Alito MAGA Mosquito | USA Killing Fields 3:20

3M ago3:20

3:20

Sammy Alito MAGA mosquito Destroying our lives For his bloodthirsty ego Puts up his flag Upside down Like those MAGA Insurrection clowns Sammy Alito MAGA mosquito Destroying the USA With his MAGA amigos Lay down that flag Upon the ground Uzip your robe Make it yellow and brownThe Supreme Court fell When MAGA stole its soul We are mad has hell We wo…

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Be Happy | Stoicism 2:05

4M ago2:05

2:05

There's going to be trouble Don't worry It will come without your help Full of sound and fury Keep company only With people who uplift you Who call forth your best Forget all the rest Tell yourself the truth Set yourself free Conquer grief, don't deceive it If not you, then who? There's going to be trouble Don't worry It will come without your help…

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Trump Naked Shuffle | Evil Beaten Man 2:40

5M ago2:40

2:40

He wanted to be emperor, but had no clothes Just a clown suit and red rubber noseA stranger to the truth, a pathological liarWhen he opened his mouth, beware buyer!A bully, a fraud, a sad soulless cretinThis is the story of a man who was beatenSkilled at scams, but in real business he failedIf he owed you cash, the check was in the mailLoan him you…

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Our Common Dream | America 3:15

5M ago3:15

3:15

I'll meet you in the middle In between the two extremesWe'll solve that little riddleAnd share our common dreamYou go west and I'll head eastWe'll meet in Kansas CityWe'll set aside our big beliefsAnd split a pint of pityI'll meet you half way Between the Left and the RightWe'll roam these fifty statesUntil one day we uniteI'll meet you in the cent…

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Helter Skelter Helpers | Authoritarian Fascist Fools 2:00

5M ago2:00

2:00

Every tyrant needs his cowardsTo look the other wayGo along with the heardShout his slogans and his praiseWhen you see bad thingsLook for the helpersPeople assistingThe Helter SkelterLook for the sociopathsWith zero empathyDestroying whateverMakes 'em unhappyLook for the stupidGuided by emotionsMore like lizardsThan thinking humansLook for the shee…

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Dumping On My MAGA Hat 2:17

5M ago2:17

2:17

MAGA 1 MAGA 2I believed in youMAGA 3 MAGA 4I don't anymoreDumpy Bumpy Frumpy FrackJumping off the Trumpy TrackMAGA this MAGA thatDumping on my MAGA hat MAGA 5 MAGA 6 Tired of all your dirty tricksMAGA 7 MAGA 8No more bullshitNo more hateGrumpy Jumpy Humpy Hack Jumping off the Trumpy TrackMAGA this MAGA thatDumping on my MAGA hatMAGA 9 MAGA 10 Foole…

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Carnivore Kills You Faster | Dr. Alo Saved My Life 2:22

5M ago2:22

2:22

Thank you Dr. Alo, Dr. Dayspring, and Dr. Peter Attia. You all convinced me and many others to go more plant based, get on a statin, and increase our healthspan. Many, many thanks to all of you and all the other straight shooters who combat social media nonsense. This songs for you, and everybody who wants to rethink their beliefs. -John LopkerAll …

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Yeshiva Rabbits | Fight For Israel 2:43

5M ago2:43

2:43

Popping out six children Generation after generation Multiplying 6 times 6 Millions of Yeshiva rabbits Soft and fluffy Cute and kind The bunnies like to study To grow into Rabbis Millions of rabbits Is not what we need If rabbits won't fight To save our countryPopping out six children Generation after generation All with obligations Like every othe…

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Torah Can Wait | Israel Haredim Ultra Orthodox Fighters 2:04

5M ago2:04

2:04

Israel needs unity Shared responsibility All must bear the burden Every man and woman We all must do our part Obligations of citizens Our existence is at stake The Torah can wait The Torah can wait The Torah can wait The exemption started with 400 menNow its grown to 66 thousandPopping out six children Every blessed generationCitizens with obligati…

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Bear the Burden | Israel Haredim Ultra Orthodox 2:35

6M ago2:35

2:35

We all must bear the burden Every man and woman We all must do our part As good citizens Our existence is at stake The Torah can wait We need your help now It's not too late We need you right now We all must do our part It's not too late It our FATE The exemption started with 400 men Has grown to 66 thousand By popping out six children Citizens wit…

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Misophonia Hell | Hatred of Sound Triggers 2:44

6M ago2:44

2:44

There's a special place in hell For the leaf blower man Right next to The amplified muffler dude Oh how I hate these sounds They turn my smile into a frown I would send them all to hell But I'd still hear them all aroundChewing with mouth open Slurping, farting, burping Squeaking, grinding, pounding Microphone feedback hurting You know what else ge…

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Okie Filth | Jesus Dirt 1:17

6M ago1:17

1:17

Unless your evangelicalUnless your MAGA republicanUnless your Christian NationalGet out while you canOklahoma don't want you Don't want your filth Just like Jesus would do If He were walking around here still Unless your evangelicalUnless your MAGA republicanUnless your Christian NationalGet out while you canJesus never went to Oklahoma And He prob…

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Embryo Murder | Seven Mountain Mandate 2:30

6M ago2:30

2:30

Did you use contraception Charged with murder Sex without conception Charged with murder After her miscarriage Charged with murder Her embryo died Charged with murder She is not an evangelical christian She is burned alive as a witch She disobeyed the old white men She is stripped and whipped by them She incurs the wrath of old white men And the go…

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Greatest Rapist | USA 2:44

6M ago2:44

2:44

That could be your daughterYou mother or your wifeHe will deny it once he got herThen defame her all her lifeHe will claim she let him rape itHe will say she voluntarily gave itBut, come on, really? Let's face itHe's the Greatest RapistHe alone can rape itHe alone can penetrate itTake it, shake it, break itHe's America's greatest!He will try to dat…

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1. Can CA regulate the profession? | MYOB's ripper new add | The biggest innovation in 10 years 28:43

6M ago28:43

28:43

As Statler said to Waldorf, the witty old blokes in the VIP box on the Muppet show; “There’s a lot to be said about this program.” To which Waldorf quipped back; “Too bad you can’t say it on a family show!” The bothed harrumphed and probably cut to a clip of Kermit trying to get animal ready for his next scene. And in the spirit of that nostalgia T…

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Jody Please Stop | Bullets Bombs Getting On 2:44

6M ago2:44

2:44

“Jody” is military slang for the guy who steals a soldier’s girlfriend or wife while he is away. Jody Please Stop | Bullets Bombs Getting OnCopyright 2024 John Lopker. CC-BY-NCI can take the bullets I can take the bombs But I hate all the thoughts Of you and her getting on I'm a million miles away Fighting for our country You stayed home to play Wi…

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Remove Him | Disgusting Trump Insurrection 2:03

6M ago2:03

2:03

When you see a burglar in your house Got a booger in your nose Got a pimple 'bout to burst When you see a giant cockroach What do you do? What do you do? You remove it, yeah, remove it When a scoundrel Wants to be our king again After his disgusting insurrection We say No! No! No! Not again! Yeah, we remove him! It's more than dislike We have a str…

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Dementia Don | Goo Goo Gaga MAGA Man 2:12

6M ago2:12

2:12

We took away his car keys Strapped a diaper to his ass But the nukes we let him keep To bomb earth back into glass Person, woman, man Camera, TV Ok, now please repeat Gaga Goo Goo Ba Ba Black Sheep Going, going, going, gone Goo Goo Gaga MAGA Man We gave the bomb to Dementia Don Going, going, going, gone He eats his peas with honey He's done it all …

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Swiftie Now | Taylor Swift 2024 Fan Love Song 2:15

6M ago2:15

2:15

Download Free.I'm a Swiftie now I never thought I'd beBut, you know, somehowShe got inside meI'm a Swiftie now What a pleasure, what a galA national treasure I'm a Swiftie nowShe's better than Barbi She's a real live personShe our darling She brings out our best version Thank you Taylor For all you doThank you TaylorWe love you too I'm a Swiftie no…

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Big Daddy | Strict Father Authoritarian Personality Type 1:30

7M ago1:30

1:30

Big Daddy, Big DaddyPlease protect me pleaseI need a strict fatherTo bend me over his kneeOnly you can do it, DaddyOnly you my Big Strong ManSpank my bottom hardI need an authoritarianMy preacher tell meYou're a gift from GodOh please, Big DaddySpank it real hardI love the sound of youWhipping off your beltWaited my whole life toFeel the things I f…

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Lucifers Lil Bitch | Trump Devil MAGA Hell 2:20

7M ago2:20

2:20

We're so sick of seeing that face So tired of hearing that voice Stoking the fires of hateFor MAGA girls and boys Does he think we are stupid? Don't he know we know? When his lips are movin' He's hypnotizing MAGA folks He will not destroy the USAGood Americans will fix itWe won't give our NUKES toLucifer's Lil BitchHe slithered out from his hole In…

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Don't Bother Me | MAGA Man 3:14

7M ago3:14

3:14

I was Republican Now I'm a MAGA man I loved our democracy Now I'm authoritarian I joined a MAGA cult That don't bother me Hell, this ain't my fault At least it's not Scientology Don't bother me Don't bother me I don't have a mind no more Don't have to think about nothin' I just do what they tell me to And agree with MAGA everythin' I know he's the …

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Immunity King | MAGAtocracy 2:13

7M ago2:13

2:13

Hail to the king The MAGAtocracyHe can do anythingHe's got immunityHail to the king The MAGAtocracyHe can do anythingHe's got immunityHis vice-president hung From a sparkling chandelierSquirmin' and twistin'As the king flung tacos at his ear Was it ketchup on the wall Or blood of the first lady?Nobody really knewWhat he did in his furyDid he sell o…

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MAGAtology | Gaslight University Degree 3:50

7M ago3:50

3:50

You can fool some of the people all the time. Especially when they want to be fooled. That is don's skill. He is a master. All the easier when half the population has an IQ in double digits and very busy trying to survive.Also, easy to fool high IQ people with Dysrationalia. What is that you say? The inability to think and behave rationally despite…

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MAGAdipity | Trump Dip MAGA Sickness 2:33

7M ago2:33

2:33

Getting sicker by the day Falling deeper in the holeI feel so damn ashamedTo the devil I sold my soul Doctor, Doctor Can you help me, pleaseI got a bad case of MAGAdipityIf you find yourself in love With an fat old psychopath His voice makes you comeHis stink you think ain't badThen, you might have fallenFor a devil in disguiseYou may have forgotte…

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Slavery Spell USA | Nikki Haley History Lesson 2:29

8M ago2:29

2:29

S is for SlaveryL for LaborA for AbolitionV for VictoryE for EmancipationR ReconstructionY for History And a Nikki Haley LessonS is for Slavery The right to own a negroThe South fought to keepBut the North said No No No!L is for LaborThe labor of black slavesThat's why we fought that Civil WarWhy the South is still ashamedA for AbolitionThe struggl…

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Stink of Donald Trump | Letter From 2224 2:44

8M ago2:44

2:44

Dear Americans of 2024This is a letter from 2224For you it's the futureBut for us it is nowAnd we just want to tell youHis stink is still aroundThe Stink of Donald TrumpThe stench of sulfurOf terrible evilEnemy of the peopleHis stink will never fadeNo matter how often we tryTo rewrite historyBlur facesOr tell big fat whoppin' liesThe Stink of Donal…

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Blood Poison | MAGA Hate 2:06

8M ago2:06

2:06

He lures them into his MAGA cultWith his talk of retributionAssures them it's not their faultThey should blame it on the VERMINIn his mouth a poison pillA poison pill of hatePoisoning the blood Blood of the USAHe sucks them into his MAGA cultDangling their favorite baitTells them that nothing's their faultMAGA's perfect, others are to blameIn his m…

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Republican Cruelty | MAGA Men Torture Mother Kate Cox 2:00

8M ago2:00

2:00

You got something growing in your womb It's turning gray and will die real soonYour belly will be its tiny tombEven if it kills youYou may beg and you may plead You may kneel and ask pretty pleaseYou may cry and you may weep But you can't escape the crueltyYou must carry your dying fetus Your doctor shall not remove itEven if it destroys your uteru…

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MAGA Shame | Victim Hero Villain Triad 2:19

9M ago2:19

2:19

We are the victim And we are the heroYou are the villainThat's how our story goesBy playing this gameWe bury our shamePush it down down downSo we don't feel our painWe change the facts The rules we bendIn every actWe must pretendWe are the victim And we are the hero You are the villainBecause we say soWe are the good guys We can do no wrongYou are …

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Louder Than the Liar | Trump MAGA Cult Lies 1:37

9M ago1:37

1:37

Louder than the liarLonger than the snakeHotter than the fireSmoking in his brainLouder than the liarStronger than the hateColder than the iceRunning in his veinsLouder than the liarLouder than the liarBigger than that prickDirtier than his diaperSo stinkin' full of itLouder than the liarDeeper than the creep Slicker than the slimeThicker than the …

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Vermin Again | MAGA Hitler Nazi Echo 2:45

9M ago2:45

2:45

They are the OTHER They are THEMThey are VERMINYour NON-MAGA friendsThey are not people They are just thingsThings you hate They are your enemyYou are the victim The vermin are evilThey cause all your troubles Vermin are not people They are not human They are not personsThey are VERMINThey are the reason your hurtin'I alone can fix it I'll tell you…

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Kill Jill | Unbiblical Dress LGBTQ Suicide Pastor Mayor 2:18

9M ago2:18

2:18

They told him what to wear They tormented BillHe died of despairBut they can never kill JillHis clothes were all wrong Bill wore the wrong clothesInstead of socks he wore hose And lipstick under his noseUNBIBLICAL! They said We know better than himSo they bullied him to deathPunished Bill for his sinBut what's his crime? Said the little boyBill was…

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Attacked @ 12 | Abort MAGA Daddy 2:32

9M ago2:32

2:32

Too many times daddy had his wayShe was way too young to knowHe told her Jesus wants her to obeyThat God will kill if she don'tThen, one day, her egg dropped in place That night his swimmers attackedSearching for an egg to penetrate As she lie crying on her backHer life is a deep dark well She struggles to understandImpregnated by daddy at twelveAn…

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MINI Mike Johnson | Mississippi MAGA Blues 1:07

10M ago1:07

1:07

MINI Mike Johnson | Mississippi MAGA BluesBy John Lopker. CC-BYMINI Mike Johnson's coming for youHe got a bible, a smile, and a huge corkscrewHe wants to tell you how to live your lifeHe wants to tell you what to do and who to likeMINI Mike Johnson's coming for youHe got the gift of gab and a brand new suitYou're freedom ends where his rules beginH…

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