Best Noob is real Podcasts (2024)

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Episode 197 - "If It's Not Crap, Watch Real Cinema" 1:22:39

3d ago1:22:39

1:22:39

In the 197th episode of Too Noobs, Michael Rooker and Morgan Freeman rail against TikTok for causing cinema audiences to have short attention spans and for allowing an AI-deepfake impersonation video to be posted, respectively. Then, the guys debate whether or not cyclists should follow all traffic laws in Pennsylvania instead of rolling through st…

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Episode 196 - "Too Noobs Presents: 2024 Bash at the Beach" 1:19:12

5d ago1:19:12

1:19:12

With Steve on vacation, John and Matt bring the 196th edition of Too Noobs by talking about the darkness of social media and how to avoid the pitfalls using it. Then, the FDA slaps Bimbo Bakeries with a warning to the company to correct its allergy labels, and 40% of electric vehicles owners now want to switch back to gas-powered cars. Finally, Joh…

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Episode 195 - "Surgeon General's Warning: Too Noobs May be Hazardous to Narcissists" 1:15:53

6d ago1:15:53

1:15:53

In this week's episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk over U.S. Surgeon General Vivek Murthy's suggestion to put warning labels on social media to help improve the mental health of kids and youth adults. Then, Stonehenge in the UK gets defaced by morons, the guys wonder if they feel 10 years older than they actually are (?), and conclude the episode b…

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Episode 194 - "No Thanks Paris, We'll Bring Our Own A/C to the Olympics" 1:19:20

6d ago1:19:20

1:19:20

In the 194th edition of Too Noobs, the guys discuss a bizarre request from the Paris Olympic Committee involving units with 12,000 BTUs of raw cooling power! Then, more silliness in the world of business as Coldstone Creamery faces a class action law suit and Wells Fargo fires 12 "mouse jigglers" and Harvard goes all "National Enquirer" involving a…

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Episode 193 - "Taxing Bodycams on Weiners....or Something Like That" 1:18:59

7d ago1:18:59

1:18:59

In this weekly episodic video of Too Noobs, the guys laugh over the state government of California's recent attempt to tax electric vehicle owners after cutting off internal combustion engine revenue streams. Then, retailers TJ Maxx & Marshall's have their workers wear body cameras to help catch shoplifters, Steve shares some hot dog cooking tips w…

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Episode 192 - "The Law and Order Episode (with Hangman!)" 1:13:47

7d ago1:13:47

1:13:47

In this weekly episode of Too Noobs, the guys tackle a few "law and order" themed stories - first, two unlikely allies in the NRA & ACLU score a unanimous Supreme Court decision! Then, New Jersey shore city mayors declare state of emergencies from the Memorial Day holiday due to unruly teenagers, and a curious Louisiana state law that arbitrarily s…

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Episode 191 - "Don't Be Offended, but a Justice-Impacted Individual is on the Loose!" 1:25:52

8d ago1:25:52

1:25:52

In the 191st edition of Too Noobs, the guys review a recent Illinois state House bill that reclassifies offenders of the law as "justice impacted individuals" (and wonder why Illinois legislatures have lost their minds). Then, millennials might be taking "quiet vacations" by not telling their bosses (?), Live Nation gets sued by the DOJ (much to Jo…

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Episode 190 - "Sick of EVs? Now They Make You Sick" 1:28:51

8d ago1:28:51

1:28:51

In this episode of Too Noobs, the guys find yet another article on electric vehicle problems, as some passengers are being diagnosed with motion sickness. Then, McDonalds attempts to lower prices due to inflation but only "for a limited time", an artificial intelligence robot gives a commencement speech, and finally the guys complete a tournament t…

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Episode 189 - "(No) Hope for your Philadelphia 76ers?" 1:57:04

9d ago1:57:04

1:57:04

In the 189th edition of Too Noobs, the guys discuss a recent article that highlights a troubling trend of kids skipping schools on Friday for "mental health days" in the UK. Then, the "Jam It In There" segment returns highlighting some weird trials & tribulations in the airline industry, a brutal review of the Philadelphia 76ers season (yet again),…

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Episode 188 - "College Gone Wild: 'Protest' Edition" 1:32:19

9d ago1:32:19

1:32:19

In this wild and wooly episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk about the recent chaos over the protests happening at many of the Ivy League colleges and universities of "higher learning" over the Israel & Hamas conflict. Then, Wally the alligator has gone missing in Georgia, a Pennsylvania state resident gets socked with a $34 billion state tax bill, a…

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SN 178: "Luna's Discovery: The Real Face of Yaten" 1:24:33

15d ago1:24:33

1:24:33

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Luna is in trouble this week when she falls for the enigmatic Yaten! But can she pull her head out of the clouds in time to save herself and her Byronic boyfriend from Sailor Mademoiselle? In this episode, we discu…

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SN 177: "A Star of Dreams and Wishes: Taiki's Transformation" 1:25:25

29d ago1:25:25

1:25:25

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Taiki is a man who believes in science and not sentiment. But when Ami's favorite teacher becomes the target of Sailor Iron Mouse, their lives will be in Sailor Star Maker's hands! In this episode, we discuss Japan…

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SN 176: "Fighter's Secret Identity: The Shocking Super Transformation" 1:35:34

1M ago1:35:34

1:35:34

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! This week, Seiya finds himself at odds with the director of his new musical. But when Sailor Iron Mouse targets her for seed extraction, Seiya will have to choose between his passion and his mission! In this episod…

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Shore Leave 16: Over-Tourism/Yasuke 1:00:57

1M ago1:00:57

1:00:57

Sometimes we need a break from the day-to-day, and that's when we go on Shore Leave! Shore Leave is our monthly series where we kick back and talk about some of the Sailor Moon and anime-adjacent topics that are on our minds. A real chill-out zone where ideas can hang out and do whatever. And now we're live every Wednesday night at 7pm central on T…

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SN 175: "Becoming an Idol: Minako's Ambition" 1:43:52

2M ago1:43:52

1:43:52

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Minako wants to be a successful idol and getting closer to the boys in Three Lights doesn't sound bad, either. But when she starts working for the band, she'll find out that stardom can come with a deadly cost! In …

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SN 174: "A School Storm: The Transfer Students Are Idols" 1:49:40

2M ago1:49:40

1:49:40

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Important things are afoot this week as Juban High is visited by Three Lights! With their teen idols attending classes with them, will the Senshi be able to keep it together long to defeat a sporty menace? In this …

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SN 173: "Farewells and Encounters: The Transitioning Stars of Destiny" 1:46:09

2M ago1:46:09

1:46:09

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! The show must go on this week as we say goodbye to old friends and hello to new enemies! With Mamoru and Chibiusa gone, Usagi is doing her best to stay strong, but the appearance of new Sailors will have her asking…

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SN 172: "Moon Power of Love: The Nightmare Ends" 1:39:08

2M ago1:39:08

1:39:08

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! The end is finally here this week as the Sailor Senshi confront Nehellenia in her evil lair! Can Usagi find a way to end the cycle of hate or will she lose Mamoru and Chibiusa forever? In this episode, we discuss T…

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Episode 187 - "Trump: Give Me Immunity or Give Me Some" 1:14:58

2M ago1:14:58

1:14:58

In this episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk about Donald Trump's legal team giving oral arguments at the U.S. Supreme Court on whether a president has absolute legal immunity (yikes!). Then, the U.S. airline industry gets gut-punched as the Department of Transportation requires automatic refunds for cancelled flights, San Francisco's light rail sys…

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SN 171: "For Love: The Endless Battle in the Dark World" 1:41:49

3M ago1:41:49

1:41:49

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! The Sailor Senshi are trapped in Nehellenia's realm this week as Usagi falls under a mysterious and forgetful curse. Can her friends save her in time to rescue Mamoru from eternal servitude to the Dark Queen? In th…

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Episode 186 - "Caitlin Clark, the WNBA, and Economics 101" 1:48:04

3M ago1:48:04

1:48:04

In this episode of Too Noobs, the terrific trio of hosts discuss the not so shocking story of NPR having a lack of "diverse opinions" in their newsroom, Jontay Porter gets banned for life from the NBA and the "supposed controversy" over Caitlin Clark's new annual salary for the WNBA. Then, the Flyers 2023-24 season gets reviewed, and another tourna…

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Episode 185 - "Revisiting O.J. Simpson and the Circus" 1:20:34

3M ago1:20:34

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In this weekly episode of Too Noobs, the guys reminisce on O.J. Simpson's bizarre and tragic life, including his murder and civil trials, and how the U.S. media changed its reporting after the trials were over. Then, a little baseball talk - is the pitch clock at fault for so many pitcher injuries, or is something else causing these injuries to hap…

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SN 170: "Night of Destiny: The Sailor Guardians' Ordeals" 1:35:09

3M ago1:35:09

1:35:09

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Sailor Moon takes the fight to Nehellenia this week as the curse looms over Mamoru. But when the Sailor Senshi are scattered across multiple worlds, they'll find themselves at the mercy of the Queen of the Dead Moo…

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Episode 184 - "Horrors of the U.S. Healthcare System" 1:21:00

3M ago1:21:00

1:21:00

In this episode of Too Noobs, a former surgeon general gets a dose (no pun intended) of reality after an overnight stay in the hospital and the state California be dummin' with a preposterous and artificial cost of living increase to their minimum wage. Then, the "Jam it in There" segment returns with 3 space-related stories, and Matt and Steve con…

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SN 169: "The Cursed Mirror: Mamoru Caught in a Nightmare" 1:38:51

3M ago1:38:51

1:38:51

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! The tension persists this week as the Sailor Senshi ponder the strange events in Tokyo! Can they solve their dilemma before Mamoru is lost to evil? In this episode, we discuss Einstein's travels in Japan. We also t…

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Episode 183 - "PA Voted for State Candy, All Other States Can Suck It" 1:36:17

3M ago1:36:17

1:36:17

In the 183rd weekly edition of Too Noobs, the guys talk about the troubling aspect of sports gambling involving NCAA athletes. Then, the Pennsylvania State House votes on Hershey's Kisses to be the first state candy in the nation, the NFL owners pass two new rules for the 2024 season, and John provides a fun surprise to Steve and Matt in the form o…

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SN 168: "Saturn Awakens: The Ten Sailor Guardians Unite" 1:51:01

4M ago1:51:01

1:51:01

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! The treachery continues this week as Nehellenia expands her dark power through the reflections of Tokyo! Can the Sailor Senshi find a way to meet this overwhelming new challenge or is the world in for a new dark ag…

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Episode 182 - "Apple Goes to Jail, Does Not Pass Go or Collect $200" 1:27:19

4M ago1:27:19

1:27:19

In this newly minted episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk over the Justice Department's lawsuit against Apple for illegally attempting to monopolize the smartphone market. Then, tragedy from the NHL world as former enforcer Chris Simon commits suicide with CTE likely the cause. On a lighter note to close the episode, the hosts attempt to predict the…

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Episode 181 - "Butt Touching Robot" 1:20:07

4M ago1:20:07

1:20:07

In this scandalous episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk about the U.S. House's efforts to ban TikTok nationwide due to ongoing security and data privacy concerns. Then, Boeing airplanes: What the hell?, an AI robot in Saudi Arabia commits sexual harassment to a female reporter at a convention, and Steve's brain teasers confuse and confound Matt and …

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SN 167: "The Flower of Nightmares Scatters: The Queen of Darkness Returns" 1:42:48

4M ago1:42:48

1:42:48

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Sailor Noob is back for a new season of Sailor Moon as Usagi and friends begin their high school adventures! While Chibiusa gets stuck in the 20th century by a mysterious starfall, the Outer Senshi learn the hard w…

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Episode 180 - "Give Your Right Arm for Football" 1:24:28

4M ago1:24:28

1:24:28

In the 180th iteration of Too Noobs, the guys discuss the recent propositions listed on the ballot in San Francisco to help the city recover from its excrement epidemic - some hope on the horizon? Then, the guys question the NFL's decision making in not moving the Dolphins-Chiefs playoff game as some KC fans are still suffering frostbite, give than…

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Episode 179 - "If A Fraudster Chucks a Christmas Tree, Does It Make a Sound?" 1:17:37

4M ago1:17:37

1:17:37

In this week's episode of Too Noobs, the guys review and discuss a recent poll that showed 33% of Americans thinking that the 1st Amendment goes "too far" and that certain speech should be stopped. Then, a mom loses her disability claim after participating in a Christmas tree tossing competition, the Phillies toss out their beloved "Dollar Dog Nigh…

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Episode 178 - "Let's Rewrite History with Google gEmiNi" 1:56:39

5M ago1:56:39

1:56:39

In this feature length episode of Too Noobs, the guys laugh over Google Gemini's trials & tribulations of displaying "woke" tendencies with its image search engine. Then, a teen prankster in Australia gets justice served to him (not before he cries foul), the all-star games in the 4 major American sports leagues all get the "Too Noobs fixed!" treat…

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SN 166.5: Sailor Moon SuperS: The Movie "Black Dream Hole" & "Ami's First Love" 2:46:14

5M ago2:46:14

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! An era of Sailor Moon comes to a close this week as we deliver a double-sized episode of Moon Crisis goodness! First, Ami is the greatest student in Japan, but is she being stalked by a close rival? Then, when a wh…

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Episode 177 - "Elon 'Rust' and bright futures" 1:07:22

5M ago1:07:22

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In this week's episode of Too Noobs (with Steve out coaching hockey this week), the original hosts of John and Matt discuss recent comments made by Flyers head coach John Tortorella wondering about the current "dumb" mindset of the young NHL players. Then, adaptive driving beam headlights for cars could help improve driving at night (but why is the…

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SN 166.25: Sailor Moon SuperS Wrap-Up and Q&A 1:53:16

5M ago1:53:16

1:53:16

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! This week, we finally put Sailor Moon SuperS in the rearview mirror and do our best to prove scientifically why we had such a bad time over the last 39 epiosdes. We also talk about the highs and glaring lows of the…

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Episode 176 - "Drivin with the Top Down, My Apple Vision Pro On..." 1:13:04

5M ago1:13:04

1:13:04

In this 176th edition of Too Noobs, the guys rightly skewer and destroy the writers of Deadspin for being racist bullies after their company is being sued for defaming a 9-year-old kid wearing Native American garb at a Kansas City Chiefs game in November. Then, the hosts talk over a bizarre story of a corporate finance worker issuing $25 million to…

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SN 166: "Dreams Forever: Fill the Heavens with Light" 1:45:06

5M ago1:45:06

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! The staggering conclusion arrives this week as Sailor Moon and Sailor Chibi Moon clash with Queen Nehellenia while the fate of the world hangs in the balance. Can the Sailor Senshi overcome their weaknesses or will…

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Episode 175 - "Pigeon Relieved After Being Cleared of Espionage Charges" 1:16:04

5M ago1:16:04

1:16:04

In yet another crazy and fun episode of Too Noobs, the guys discuss the recent bumbling and stumbling by President Biden over the southern border, then blitz through three articles on the trials & tribulations of electric vehicles so far this winter. Then, a pigeon gets detained in India for being suspected of espionage.... (no words).... and concl…

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SN 165: "When the Crystal Shines: The Beautiful Power of Dreams" 1:25:21

5M ago1:25:21

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! It's the penultimate episode of Sailor Moon SuperS this week, as the Deam Moon Circus holds sway over Tokyo! Can Chibiusa and Helios tap the power of beautiful dreams to once and for all rid the world of Nehellenia…

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Episode 174 - "Have your Pocket Constitution Ready: The FBI comes a knockin!" 1:15:01

5M ago1:15:01

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In this newly minted weekly episode of Too Noobs, Steve and Matt discuss an astonishing case involving the 9th "Circus" Court calling out the FBI over violating the 4th Amendment. Then, the horrible 2023-24 winter season continues for electric vehicles, PETA wants to ditch Groundhog Day with a giant gold coin (huh?), and finally, Steve and Matt off…

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Shore Leave 15: Granny's Harajuku/Dr. Rocket 51:39

6M ago51:39

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Sometimes we need a break from the day-to-day, and that's when we go on Shore Leave! Shore Leave is our monthly series where we kick back and talk about some of the Sailor Moon and anime-adjacent topics that are on our minds. A real chill-out zone where ideas can hang out and do whatever. And now we're live every Wednesday night at 7pm central on T…

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Episode 173 - Eagles (Garbage) Season in Review 1:30:14

6M ago1:30:14

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In this (admittedly) downer of an episode of Too Noobs, the guys lament over a lost 2023 Philadelphia Eagles season and think over ways how the football team can bounce back in 2024. Then, electric vehicles have a devil of a time getting start in the cold this winter, the feds decide to make another dumb move getting rid of road signs that make you…

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SN 164: "The Golden Crystal Appears: Nehellenia's Magic" 1:34:33

6M ago1:34:33

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! The threshold is obliterated this week as the origin of the Amazoness Quartet is brought to light! With Helios and Chibiusa in Nehellenia's grasp, do the Sailor Senshi have the courage to save the world? In this ep…

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Episode 172 - "Quitter Gauthier, Fraudulent ESPN Awards, and More Disturbing Stories" 1:29:19

6M ago1:29:19

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In this newly minted episode of Too Noobs, the guys discuss and react to the Flyers' shocking trade of Cutter Gauthier, laugh over once-proud ESPN and their pathetic attempts to win Emmy awards, seriously wonder over a very odd sighting of a 10 foot....thing....in Brazil....and then conclude by conducting a think piece on truth telling vs. lying in…

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SN 163: "Labyrinth of Mirrors: Chibi Moon Captured" 1:45:38

6M ago1:45:38

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Things get legendarily dark this week as Queen Nehelenia reveals her secret past and her connection to Pegasus! Plus, there's nothing more dangerous than a bored teenager as the Amazoness Quarter plan a daring heis…

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Episode 171 - "Theory: Dinosaurs Screwing Us Over 65 Million Years Later" 1:19:40

6M ago1:19:40

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For the 171st episode of Too Noobs, the guys discuss a trio of "people being dumb and silly" stories involving a curious lawsuit lobbed at Hersheys, NYC being NYC on New Years Eve, and Michiganders memorializing a pothole. Then, an interesting story involving glow-in-the-dark road markings have the guys wondering why this hasn't been released in th…

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SN 162: "The Source of Darkness: Dead Moon Circus" 1:35:23

6M ago1:35:23

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! We're back for an new year of Sailor Moon action! The Sailor Senshi have made it to the heart of the Dead Moon Circus, but will the curtain fall before they can save Chibiusa? In this episode, we discuss Kinkaku-ji…

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Episode 170 - "The Year 2024: We are drinking from the sewer" 1:13:11

6M ago1:13:11

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Welcome to the start of a new year with Too Noobs! In this inaugural episode for 2024, the guys review the latest political insanity over the "Orange Man" and the 14th Amendment, wonder if Chick-fil-A will open on Sundays in the state of New York, worry over Californians having to resort to drinking toilet water, and finally (to save Matt's sanity)…

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Episode 169 - "It's a Clip Show!" 1:40:08

7M ago1:40:08

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Too Noobs Talking! For our final episode of the year, the guys gathered together all of the crazy stories & takes from 2023. Enjoy, and we look forward to 2024 with all of you!

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