Paul is joined again by professional gambler (and die hard Longhorn fan) Erik Hoffman. Erik is a successful pro bettor with millions in total winnings in a variety of degenerate activities. They talk college football preseason early lines, why they like Texas vs Michigan, break down Notre Dame vs A&M and several other compelling matchups. Even if y…

Paul is joined by professional gambler (and die hard Longhorn fan) Erik Hoffman. Erik is a very successful pro bettor with millions in total winnings. They talk about his interesting background, college football preseason win totals and why even if you don't gamble, examining college football through the lens of wagering is the best way to understa…

Randy and Paul banter about SEC media days, why Arkansas is such a tough gig, writing the Burnt Orange Bible, if Texas is ready for its new conference and they slam down a bunch of Burnt Orange Kool Aid on offense. Read the 2024 Longhorn Football Prospectus here. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or Mor…

It takes very special events for BasePaul and Randy to talk college baseball for an entire podcast. These are those events. We're back, baby. Welcome Coach Schlossnagle and Hook 'em!!!!! The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClel…

Paul and Randy talk about the imminent baseball hire, the Big 12's possible journey into partnering with a private equity firm and its possible pitfalls, the Director's Cup and 12 Mighty Orphans. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor Dav…

Paul and Randy talk about the upcoming regional in College Station. How can the Horns win? How would Randy optimize winning? Then it's on to discussing the Aggie perception that Texas is biting off more than they can handle by joining the SEC. Finally, a little recruiting news. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-…

This season will celebrate 100 years of Memorial Stadium and Paul and Joe break down the most important games in the history of Texas football at DKR. Learn about the Wishbone's debut, Ricky's Run and the events that shaped the legends of Texas football. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyG…

The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan 312-933-8823 with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfinancial.com. Read his retirement tax bomb series at Kiplinger! https://www.kiplinger.com/retirement/retirement-planning/605109/is-y…

In one of the most important podcasts ever recorded, Paul and Randy breakdown the exceptional Longhorn draft weekend, how the different conferences fared and Paul details how the PAC 12 committed administrative seppuku. Then the boy seeks to understand the Penix and Nix draft picks, recall LSU Gorilla Ball and profuse steroid use fondly and then ta…

Paul and Randy talk Texas Spring Game, NFL Draft and the perils of T-ball. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan 312-933-8823 with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfinancial.com. Read his retirement tax bomb series at Kipl…

Paul & Randy talk youth sports, why multi-sporting unlocks athleticism better than singular focus, throwing coaches, the scammy aspects of youth baseball, why understanding first principles of athleticism can allow deeper insight than the priests and regulators of sport, why QB gurus actually make their money off of QBs with marginal college or NFL…

Paul and Randy breakdown the upcoming Texas Spring Game, how to eval a zero sum game and then ponder the currency of defensive backfield personnel groupings. What if your dime plays quarters? Do you get back 15 cents? The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in …

Paul and Randy somehow manage to talk about everything and nothing: Spring football, the Longhorn baseball malaise, the men's basketball loss to Tennessee in the NCAA tournament and a random litany of facts, topics and other amusements. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your…

Paul and Randy talk March Madness, preview Colorado State, talk best hoops lineups, discuss a lot of Spring football and a little Longhorn baseball. Finally, they finish with important Iditarod moose facts. Namely, the importance of killing them to protect you and your dogs and field dressing them in timely fashion. The time is now for your new mor…

Paul and Joe Cook debrief the NFL Combine with some nuggets you may not know. How much did Texas athletes help themselves or is the Combine now just a testing environment where athletes can only hurt their stock? They also ruminate on Florida's brutal schedule, how Texas is still a playoff team at 10-2 and BaseketPaul even makes an appearance as th…

Paul and Randy talk about a bunch of topics, including Texas baseball, the new playoff format, Pat Mahomes ruining a generation of fundamentals, Quinn Ewers upscaling and why this is a very small world indeed. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order wi…

The fellas break down the new college football playoff format, the development of football analytics, muse about Texas 2024 upside, talk way too early playoff favorites and the upside of Quinn Ewers in his 3rd year starting.... The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financia…

Paul & Randy are back and they're talking portal transfers, Saban, Harbaugh, the BOB resume vs. reality, overly emotional Midwesterners, the coming dominance of the SEC and Big 10 in college football, Jimmy Sexton sextin'. wrasslin' being fake, the amusing concept of Bill Belichick interviewing for a job, the Texas offense, sloth races, Rolexes and…

Paul & Randy break down the Michigan-Washington national title game, their feelings of what might have been had Texas advanced, Michigan's excellent defensive game plan vs. the Husky passing attack, the value of a quality secondary and various musings about Texas in 2024, how Quinn Ewers levels up and Paul's deep desire to have a sponsor race a hip…

Washington Preview Part III. The conclusion of the series with the Alpaca ends with Paul and Scott breaking down the steel man argument for how Washington or Texas wins this semifinal. Rome Odunze wasn't built in a day. How does Texas DL depth impact the 4th quarter? And why isn't anyone talking special teams on the fast track of the Sugar Dome? Fi…

Washington Preview II. Paul and Scott continue with the second installment of the series, which many critics compare favorably to the Empire Strikes Back, Legally Blonde 2 and Godfather II. How did each team's schedule prepare or not prepare them for this game? Dare we delve into why the Dirty Dime defense would be a potentially fantastic wrinkle? …

Washington Preview I. Paul is joined by special guest Scott Gerlach and they unpack the Longhorns-Huskies matchup over a three part series. If you're tired of the surface analysis from low prep talking heads, this is the pod for you. Paul and Scott ask what has changed in the Texas offense, if the Brooks injury opened up the passing game, the tough…

Back by popular demand, Justin Wells joins Paul to give an overview of NSD1, talk relationship building, explain why Sark's quest for early enrollees is a good proxy for maturity and college readiness, hits on the portal, debates whether East Texas has airplanes, discusses the new world of the SEC and Justin's favorite recruits. They also touch on …

The Longhorns nail down a top 5 high school class while also securing two strong portal additions. Paul breaks down each player and offers his perspective on the strengths of this class. Bask in the glow of another strong Sark signing day. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get y…

Paul and Ian are dropping hot takes like hot cakes so watch out snowflakes! No, not really. The guys talk about recent Longhorn portal and recruiting additions and their impact on current players, break down Alabama-Michigan in depth, spend some time talking Texas-Washington -- specifically whether Texas should get in its bag or try to control cloc…

Randy is back from Arlington and it's time to talk with Paul about vibes at the Big 12 Title Game, the opening of the college football transfer portal, Sooner and Aggie schadenfreude, whiny Noles, the college football playoff, Texas LB Coach Jeff Choate being hired at Nevada and, of course, Maine HS football. It's a good time to be a Longhorn footb…

The Texas Longhorns are Big 12 champions and made the CFP! Join Ian and Paul as they celebrate the victory and discuss the path forward. What do we think of the field, was FSU hosed and what about the bowl games? Good news. Texas can win the national title. Bad news? Texas is in a 4 team tournament where every team is capable of winning it all. Thi…

Paul & Ian continue breaking down the Oklahoma State Cowboys and then it's Contrar-Ian at his best as they discuss playoff scenarios, how Texas would fare against the main contenders, Ian's valuing of the Big 12 title above all and addressing the Platonic notion of what a Longhorn playoff team and national champion should be. The time is now for yo…

It's our preview of the 2023 Big 12 title game! First, Paul and Ian break down what makes Mike Gundy such an effective and successful coach, in part because he's willing to play the role of the bumpkin who always asks Why? Then it's a thorough breakdown of the Cowboy offense and defense. Why is the Tech defensive gameplan duplicable for Okie State?…

PART 2. Paul and Ian talk about the 57-7 destruction of the Texas Tech Red Raiders and highlight some of the key aspects of the win. Then it's on to discussing the A&M footbal hire of former Aggie DC and Duke headman Mike Elko. Was it a good hire? Will Elko fall into the trap of so many DCs turned head coach? Why did the Aggies have a Mike Stoops c…

Paul and Ian talk about the 57-7 destruction of the Texas Tech Red Raiders and highlight some of the key aspects of the win. Then it's on to discussing the A&M footbal hire of former Aggie DC and Duke headman Mike Elko. Was it a good hire? Will Elko fall into the trap of so many DCs turned head coach? Why did the Aggies have a Mike Stoops coup? The…

Paul and Randy review the Iowa State game and wonder why anyone would willingly head slap a resting tiger and lion? After discussing A&M's follies and the impossible permutations of the Big 12 tie breakers, it's on to Texas Tech. Like many in Longhorn nation they're fed up with Tech's combination of posturing and whining before the final showdown i…

Paul and Randy talk about the 29-26 Texas win over TCU. Why did the Horns dominate the first half and barely hold on in the second? Then an intermezzo to talk about the CFB coaching carousel, with special attention to our friends in College Station. Where does A&M rank amongst the SEC jobs? Who should they hire? Who will they hire? Finally, a discu…

Paul and Randy muse over the elite findings of the College Football Playoff Committee. They are top men. Top men! They also break down Maalik Murphy, the Sark Cost Fallacy, Quinn Ewers gaining perspective from his time on the sideline, Texas A&M and Jimbo and the merits of the Wing T. Yep, it's a typical EGAT. The time is now for your new mortgage …

It's the post game reaction to the thrilling Longhorn victory over the Kansas State Wildcats. Paul and Ian try to make sense of a terrific game that featured the whole range of play and emotion that a game can. They dig into what happened, Big 12 title hopes, the Pokes win over OU, the Aggie loss to Ole Miss and a lot more. The time is now for your…

Paul and Randy break down the 35-6 win over BYU, discuss Maalik Murphy's debut as a starter and talk about the good, bad and ugly from the 7-1 Longhorns. Why is Texas struggling in goal to go? They also talk Big 12 title race, interesting regional games and how Texas can attack a resurgent Kansas State football team. Is the Texas defense as proven …

Paul and Ian talk about 5 star Ryan Wingo and why he may be a different variety of receiver to what we've grown accustomed to, discuss USC buffoonery, delve in to Texas-BYU matchups, talk about Maalik Murphy, indulge a few tangents and discuss whether it's true that if you're not cheatin' you're not tryin' when you're a Michigan Man. The time is no…

Paul and Randy discuss the best conference in the country, the playoff implications of same and Iowa's patented and horrendous brand of football before tackling an in-depth preview of the Houston Cougars. What are their strengths and weaknesses on offense and defense and what constitutes a successful Saturday for Texas? The time is now for your new…

Paul and Randy talk briefly about the OU loss and then move on to talk Big 12 results, improbable state of Colorado upsets, USC's weak showing against Notre Dame and the Houston Cougars. How can Texas win out? The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order wi…

After a brief diversion into the power of fat kickers and fat QBs, Paul and Randy complete the Hate Week Hat Trick. They delve into matchups, Dillon Gabriel's remarkable ability to throw between the hashes, OU weaknesses, ways OU can win, the importance of handling Sooner pace and myriad other topics. Put the children to bed and let the river run r…

Paul and Ian Boyd talk about OU's personnel on both sides of the ball, their weaknesses, strengths and most importantly, their likely plan of attack against Texas. They flip the battlefield and look at it from the Sooner perspective on how to best attack the Longhorns. They also express their mutual dissatisfaction with modeling systems that don't …

Paul and Joe Cook initiate hate week with a discussion about matchups, the current vibe around the coaches, how each team will face the best QB they've seen all season this Saturday, where Texas has advantages over the Sooners, the feast or famine nature of the OU offense, and the more talented but less experienced receivers that have taken a more …

Paul and Randy preview Kansas and break down the Big 12 title contenders. Most of the league isn't one. Who is, who isn't and who is good enough to upset one of the favorites? Then we talk game situations, coaching tactics and how Notre Dame's staff let down their players last Saturday. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslo…

The B12 Goodbye Tours began in Waco and Texas pummeled Baylor 38-6 before a sad (and early departing) crowd on the strength of dominant DL play and the pinpoint passing of Quinn Ewers (18 of 23 for 293 yards). If not for a pair of fumbled punt returns, Texas would have likely left Waco with an even larger margin of victory. How did the Horns domina…

Paul and Ian break down the Baylor Bears and explain some of their fatal flaws on offense and defense. What key positions can Texas exploit on Saturday? Where could Baylor trip up the Horns? What's going on with Aranda's program more broadly? After some Big 12 pondering and an exploration of Rod Babers' theory of Sarkisian duality (Smeagol vs. Goll…

Paul and Randy tease out what Texas did right, did wrong and can improve going forward after their win against the very game Wyoming Cowboys. What was great about the 31-10 win and what was less than stellar? How should Texas address certain defensive looks and what plagued the offense for three quarters of play? Is Jahdae Barron a human or some so…

Paul and Randy have their final word on Bama, discuss what complementary football really is, talk Wyoming football, why every kid is Wyoming is named Wyatt, Cole and Hunter, Andrew Peasley's strategy of using his concussions to subdue defenses, what we expect on Saturday from the Texas team and a bunch of Longhorn related stuff. They also break dow…

Bama Week? How about Bama WEAK! Kidding, of course. Texas beat a good football team. Paul and Ian contextualize the value and importance of the road win in Tuscaloosa, discuss key turning points, Ewers leveling up, the many helmet stickers that must be given out, the precise and perfect use of Anthony Hill as a situational player and a variety of i…

Texas did it to the Tide in Tuscaloosa. Paul and Randy break it down, bust balls and relish in victory. Let's do this! The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfinancial.com. Read his ret…

It's Bama Week, baby. Paul and Randy break down the matchup from every angle and talk about how the Texas Longhorns can come away with the win in Tuscaloosa. Let's Freaking Go. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a…