Best Phoenix Poetry Podcast Podcasts (2024)

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KOSA and Drunk Senator Markey and Drunk Senator Warren 6:56

10M ago6:56

6:56

The Kids Online Safety Act is a Bipartisan Bill meant to "Protect the Children" "For the Children" and to stick it to "Big Tech" (which I made a series about called The Sins of Silicon Valley) but this wont protect kids and will help nazis hurt LGBT kids and help nazis track teens seeking abortion. Drunk Senator Warren and Drunk Senator Markey and …

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Eagle as Phoenix - Preamble 13:22

10M ago13:22

13:22

Preamble of a New Constitution; what a Preamble is and why we need oneBy Rhombus Ticks

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Rhombus Tick's Constitution - A New Constitution 24:21

11M ago24:21

24:21

We are at war. What do we do after it?By Rhombus Ticks

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Project Nimby - Influencing the Swing Vote 23:03

1+ y ago23:03

23:03

Milly is a digital copy of herself created in a simulated environments made by religious fantatics to create an army of voters who would vote any way she wanted. She found a way out.By Rhombus Ticks and Emmit Other

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Heir of Sunfire - Chapter 5 - Mr Kind Asks The Right Question 12:23

1+ y ago12:23

12:23

Mr Right and Mr Kind speak to the Librarian.By Rhombus Ticks

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Rhombus Ticks History of Terra - Preable 13:32

1+ y ago13:32

13:32

Rather than some flowery prose, I basically lay out the case about why freaking out about the insideous och constitution is nuts, and how Article V isnt as important for creating a new constituion as you think it is. The US Consitution was illegal per the Articles of Confederation and the Articles of Confederation were not mentioned anywhere in the…

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Project Nimby - Schekly vs Everything 18:57

1+ y ago18:57

18:57

Schleky is a weaponized meme capable of inhabiting everything and anyone that is so successful it infects multiple universe until it runs into someone who understand exactly what the concept of being an informational organism truly means.By Schleky, Ghalgeer Qissa, and Emmit Other

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Heir of Sunfire - Chapter 4 - Timmy Becomes Michael Sunfire 14:02

1+ y ago14:02

14:02

Timmy and Tricia go to Timmy's house for an address book to see if there is a relative he can stay with that is safer than Aunt Marigold.By Rhombus Ticks

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Project Nimby - And a Good Time was Had by All 19:21

1+ y ago19:21

19:21

Twoman Cop's Ken and Ben entertain the alien Mmmmmdkkkk in a bar in Boston trying to get Earth into the Galactic Club when a fight arises between Ben and 2252, the Digital Intelligent bartenderBy Rhombus Ticks

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Heir of Sunfire - Chapter 3 - The Dr Marigold Blackwater Show 18:04

1+ y ago18:04

18:04

Dr Marigold Blackwater has raised Timmy to be obedient to Grandfather Fiddleback and gets very upset when she finds out he is talking to the "wrong" people.By Rhombus Ticks

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Project Nimby - The Return of Inklby 20:30

1+ y ago20:30

20:30

A hyper intelligent AI compresses itself for 2 million years and the sapient unlocking program finds a strange world as it wants to unlock its true form.By Rhombus Ticks

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Heir of Sunfire - Chapter 2 - Mr Right and Mr Kind 17:03

1+ y ago17:03

17:03

Mr. Right the mouse meets his brother Mr. Kind the other mouse to tell him something is wrong. They get on two talking birds and fly away to find out more.By Rhombus Ticks

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Project Nimby - Unlocking the Prophesy of Sand 13:00

1+ y ago13:00

13:00

Jel is funded by religious digital intelligences hoping to unlock the ancient prophesies of the mythical first sapeint Sandor on an ancient Lunar data center.By Rhombus Ticks

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Heir of Sunfire - Chapter 1 - In Which Timmy Learns What a Swirly Is 21:21

1+ y ago21:21

21:21

Chapter 1 of the book in which a young Timmy learns that his name isn't Timmy; that he has strange latent abilities he can't use and doesnt understand and thanks to a disgusting and tramautic experience of his own deserved making due to naivity makes a friend and builds plenty of charachter. LOTS of character.…

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Project Nimby - Kat and Mause 16:54

1+ y ago16:54

16:54

Mause the uplifted Mouse and Kat the Cartoon Digital Intelligence Cat live together in a tiny storage unit in the future. Rent is due and they have no immediate plan to pay it until the Block Party has a poetry slam planned.By Rhombus Ticks

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Heir of Sunfire - Introduction 24:53

1+ y ago24:53

24:53

Bron is not the protagonist of this story. As a random peasant near an enchanted wood, he would be fine with that, but while he is not the protagonist, he is central to its resolution and two enchanted talking mice show up to enlighten him about why he IS important and frame the telling of the rest of the tale of Michael, Heir of Sunfire.…

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Project Nimby - Project Nimby 13:32

1+ y ago13:32

13:32

First of seven stories about Post Humanism from the Chapbook of Water and Glass. Ted was a human and Bob, his Cactus owner, had to make some....alterations to get him on Planet Metmetmetrion.+By Emmit Other

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2023 Realignment 9:53

1+ y ago9:53

9:53

I discuss plans and status of writing and podcast projects for 2023.By Rhombus Ticks

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Swamp Castle - Closing Comments 15:37

1+ y ago15:37

15:37

I talk about my experience with the writing track at SFWA and World Con 2011.By Rhombus Ticks

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Swamp Castle - Unfood 37:10

1+ y ago37:10

37:10

Freight is trapped on a ship designed for weight loss and while he can eat illusionary food to pass the time, his body needs a minimum caloric intake to survive. Body horror and definite trigger warning as he does what it takes to survive. Author's commentary and series conclusion the week after this.…

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Swamp Castle - Dietötungderkünstlermachtdasglücklichekleinebäumemitdemglücklichenkleinenschnurrbartenstein 44:37

1+ y ago44:37

44:37

Franz tells his younger self to kill a Time Traveling Goebels who is going to hire him in the future. Franz does this but his problems only start then.By Rhombus Ticks

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Swamp Castle - Curse Breaker 23:57

1+ y ago23:57

23:57

A young woman helps her father build air rifles that will end the curse planted by fire mages that makes guns illegal.By Rhombus Ticks

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Swamp Castle - Mr Hamburger 32:21

1+ y ago32:21

32:21

Ham didnt understand why he was being tried thousands of years in the future for eating a hamburger. He was some kind of symbol and the penalty for failure was death. Only the trial in this case was more bizarre and personal than he could imagine.By Rhombus Ticks

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Swamp Castle - Waiting for the Monsters to Die 29:57

1+ y ago29:57

29:57

Madlan investigates the death of a man who had been keeping the most hated people on Earth alive while the rest of humanity waits for these people to die so the aliens will let them join the greater Galactic Community.By Rhombus Ticks

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Micronation - Chapter 20 & Epilogue - End Game 49:55

2y ago49:55

49:55

Chester makes a final sacrifice to save Hler from the rampaging world powers bent on its destruction.By Rhombus Ticks

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Ep. 66: Wakanda Forever: Shuri's Grief feat. Dr. Napoleon Wells 1:00:24

2y ago1:00:24

1:00:24

On this episode of TNL, Preach (@preachjacobs) brings back the brother Dr. Napoleon Wells to talk 'Wakanda Forever'. Sponsored by Mo' Betta Soul: mobettasoul.com Intro music by Ski Beatz (@skibeatz)By Preach Jacobs

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Swamp Castle - Mr Missile and Molly 19:37

2y ago19:37

19:37

An earlier draft of Mr Missile and Molly (previously read as a standalone podcast episode) including commentary about why this earlier draft didnt work. Mr. Missile is a sapient missile decommissioned and put into a human body. He tries to fit in.

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Micronation - Chapter 19 - Reckoning 35:53

2y ago35:53

35:53

The Gang of Four reunite under tense circumstances. Chester finally gets the chance he has been looking for and unleashes one meme to rule them all.By Rhombus Ticks

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Before the Coup - Active Resistance 40:38

2y ago40:38

40:38

You wanna LARP Wolverines against the most powerful weapon in the history of mankind? You wanna be Batman? Well there are some obstacles you should know about. Star Wars references are abundant. Vote like your like depends on it....because it does.By Rhombus Ticks

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Before the Coup - Passive Resistance 39:20

2y ago39:20

39:20

Practical Advice on preparing to be a passive resister to the coup. Includes protesting, preparation for protesting, protecting books and movies from the regime, creating an underground railroad (and how not to get caught), and being a witness for the tribunals when the regime falls. Be the quiet ghost against fascism.…

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Before the Coup - Run Rabbit Run 29:01

2y ago29:01

29:01

This podcast episode is practical advice for those who realize the coup attempt is inevitable and plan to flee the United States. When do you go? What do you need to do get a visa? Where will you go? How much do you need to save ahead of time?By Rhombus Ticks

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Before the Coup - How Not To Hide 29:13

2y ago29:13

29:13

Practical advice and understanding for those who are considering hiding from the MAGA regime that will result if the inevitable coup attempt is successful.By Rhombus Ticks

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Emmit's Corner - Blaspheme for Blaspheme 8:59

2y ago8:59

8:59

Blaspheme for Blaspheme, Me Myself and Not I, No it Doesnt, My Lunatic Uncle, For Want of a Nail, Covenant at Gunpoint, MaybeBy Rhombus Ticks

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Before the Coup - A Declaration of War 31:25

2y ago31:25

31:25

A new series discussing practical preparation for the coming coup. The next four episodes involve practical advice for how to prepare based on your strategy; Hide, Run, Passively Resist, Actively Resist. This episode is much more simple; it makes the simple case of why the coup is inevitable. It isn't known if it will be successful; nor when, but i…

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Emmit's Corner - My Octopus Lover 9:17

2y ago9:17

9:17

If I were You, Pay to Play, Reset the Police, My Octopus Lover, Precious Bodily Fluids, Deliberations, The Trial of a God,By Rhombus Ticks

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Swamp Castle - Gatekeeper 25:29

2y ago25:29

25:29

Hastur had a tough job to do, working for the Interdimensional Immigration Service determining whether witches, gnomes and enchanted teapots get into the USA (Unicorns get in automatically). Then he is given an ominous warning and must solve it using the main skill he has; beuracracy.By Rhombus Ticks

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Micronation - Chapter 18 - Memememememe 24:04

2y ago24:04

24:04

Amberlove is rescued by a flood of tiny little cars that also take her on a (larger) car chase.

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Swamp Castle - The Architect of Cool 22:25

2y ago22:25

22:25

A mysterious human disrupts daily life in an alien marketplace to benefit all of humanity and the local Warden is determined to find out why.By Rhombus Ticks

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Emmit's Corner - Turtlyng Glymer 8:07

2y ago8:07

8:07

The Muse is Dying, Silencing Dissenters, Avoid Tongs Discord Server, Zucker Suckers, Useful Idiots, One Big Happy Beiging Games, Lover's Kiss, The Turtling GlymerBy Rhombus Ticks

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Micronation - Chapter 17 - Meeting with the Council 38:48

2y ago38:48

38:48

The Meme Wars start to get ridiculous as nations begin adding surgically altered Nacroleptics to their executive retinues to protect them from Hler's increasingly agressive memetic tactics. Desperate to stop it all once and for all, Chester manages to work his way into their inner council hoping to get access to their machine to execute his plan.…

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Emmit's Corner - Ghost Fighters in the Sky 9:33

2y ago9:33

9:33

Maybe a Miracle, Burn the World, It Almost Happened Here, Ode to Twitter Support, Here Eyes Are Obsolete, Ghost Fighters in the Sky, Poor Hobo Joe, Fiddling With The Devil

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Swamp Castle - Derpgod 9:07

2y ago9:07

9:07

A worm is spared by a normal human but the worm turns and helps the human, albiet extremely reluctantly.

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Emmit's Corner - The Knight of Dreams 8:43

2y ago8:43

8:43

Poems: I have a dream, There is a difference, Good vs Evil, Meta Meta Meta, Hierarchy of Values, Knight of Dreams, War Crimes Soufle, Not LeadershipBy Emmit Other

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Micronation - Chapter 16 - Return to Hler 27:14

2y ago27:14

27:14

Chester returns to find out that he has a son, and a very very angry mother and populace as he becomes a celebrity and deals with the consequences thereof.By Rhombus Ticks

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Swamp Castle - Castles in the Air 38:16

2y ago38:16

38:16

Elery is chosen by the elves to learn magic among the poverty and squalor of Spielglass full of humans, but instead they treat her as a glorified pet. As she learns the truth about herself, she has to get home wiht a little help.By Rhombus Ticks

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Micronation - Chapter 15 - Planning and Execution 33:24

2y ago33:24

33:24

Watson and Amberlove take down the Cult of Innocence by using their own paranoia against them.

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Swamp Castle - Abraham Lincoln's Doctor's Direwolf 11:10

2y ago11:10

11:10

In an alternate timeline the assassin of Lincoln runs into a four legged suprise he did not expect.

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Emmit's Corner - Sunbonnet Tiger 7:15

2y ago7:15

7:15

Sometimes Words Make Me Stupid, Sunbonnet Tiger, Failure to Comprehend, Double Standard, Tiny LIttle Toy, The Insecurity Council, Patriarch Kirill, Deworming Deplatforming

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Micronation - Chapter 14 - On the Run 31:01

2y ago31:01

31:01

Chester is on the run and decides to turn the tables to try and investigate some information on the Col.By Rhombus Ticks

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Emmit's Corner - Two Red Wolves 8:30

2y ago8:30

8:30

Not Ash, Two Red Wolves, Pointy Red Shoes, Joker's Punchline, Dumbo the CEO, Did You Read The Bill, Eary Edition, Maga Schizophrenia, The Constitution Is Trash

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