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Around The World In 80 Podcasts

Ben Smith, Lawrence Ostlere & Nick Harris-Fry

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Three quite daring explorers are circling the globe in 80 episodes, following the path of fictional sourpuss Phileas Fogg in the poorly written novel Around the World in 80 Days. Join them as they get to know a different destination each week whilst delivering a drawn out and mostly damning book review.
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An incredibly bitchy little podcast, with your host, Sam Georgson. "Hey there, I’m Sam and I love to complain,” sounds like the kind of introduction I would give at an AA meeting except instead of battling alcoholism I’m addicted to being a sourpuss, and well—if the shoe fits! I consider myself to be pessimistic at best and a downright bitch at my worst. Personally, I think complaining is ridiculously funny, and hey, it’s cheaper than therapy—right?! But in the past, I’ve received some feedb ...
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Today's episode is a listener story coming to us from Alaskan Amber, and it is a story about UNtrue love. Shauna and Double-D learn about the dating market in our northernmost state, and are introduced to the saying "The odds are good, but the goods are odd" (and it is no joke!!). There is no shortage of red flags in this story, listeners! Check ou…
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This episode is all about etiquette. Double-D gives us all some pointers for how to behave appropriately when you're in the locker room at the gym, and then Shauna gives a very clear example of how to mortify your prim and proper relatives and friends. We head down south (to Mexico, you perv - get your mind out of the gutter!) for this week's story…
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In today's episode, Double-D has a story about a "little" date that she shares with all of us. What starts as a sidenote becomes a full blown story, and once again we confirm that beauty truly IS on the inside....unless you're THE Sniggly Sourpuss from this story. Don't be a Sniggly Sourpuss, people!! Check out our Instagram! https://www.instagram.…
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In this week's episode, Shauna tells us all about the adventures of Claudia and Clementine, and we get dangerously close to morphing into a true crime podcast for an episode! Valuable lessons are learned in this episode for all of our young (and adventurous) adults out there. Remember dear listeners, it's NEVER the ones you expect!! Double-D tells …
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Sitting around the campfire is all fun and games until you become the chosen one and suddenly you're blind and both of your lungs collapse. Not to mention the lingering smell that adheres to everything you own — 'tis the season! James and I jump on the podcast to fawn over reunion videos, complain about smoke in the eyes, and argue over whether bei…
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Did you have a Christian phase? Have you also been arrested? I'm not saying there's a correlation, but let's look at the facts. Kyle and I self-identify as total sweethearts, but previously we were singing hymns and doing time. Join us for an honest conversation about the joys of dating, the burden of having a downstairs neighbor, and the harsh rea…
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In this first installment of our Prison Baes series, Double-D tells us about her torrid (and incredibly short) love affair with Barry da Bone. We discuss the importance of planning your wardrobe in advance of your penal system romance, and how a simple pair of socks may just be enough to save you some heartache and even make your conjugal visit dre…
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Picture this: It's 1:30 am, the lights come on, 'Closing Time' starts playing over the speakers, the bartenders have turned on you and there are two big burly guys telling you that you can't wait for your Uber inside. Is there anything worse? I think not! Owen, James, and I take to the podcast for a deep and intellectual conversation about e-cards,…
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Do you suffer from road rage or are you medicated? As a proud passenger princess myself, I typically abstain — but I understand the urge, driving is hard! Let it out, bestie! Dylan and I take to the pod to grumble about physical labor and publicly shame people who don't use their turn signals. Join in the fun, you know you want to. ;) Get silly wit…
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Shauna and our guest (She-Mando the Bonnie Lass) take a stroll down memory lane in this episode as they share with all of us the tale of finding a sugar daddy and the amazing shenanigans that followed. She-Mando learns that it truly is harder to ride a horse hungover than it is to drive, and Shauna learns that you always have to keep a close eye on…
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Did your high school have an open campus lunch or were you one of the unlucky ones? I hate to break it to you, but there is truly no experience that could compare to piling seven deep in a friend's car and zipping across the street to the mall food court for a slice of Rocky Rococo's pepperoni pizza and a pink lemonade. None! Join us for a silly li…
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Do you ride or die for Steve Jobs? Don’t worry, you’re safe here! Jake and I take to the podcast to discuss the finest technological advances of our lifetime (caller ID & iPhone cases with kickstands) while simultaneously confessing our unyielding need to touch grass and perhaps create something with our hands, because we contain multitudes! Get si…
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In response to listener feedback, Double-D, Shauna and Clark take a field trip to McDonalds to test a Filet o' Fish sandwich (or as we affectionately like to call it, the Fellatio Fish!) In this episode, we talk about the experience, what we enjoyed and what we were surprised by. In keeping in the food theme, Double-D also spills her secrets about …
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I need to apologize to anyone who listens to this episode and purchases a ticket to Lollapalooza because I said Phoebe Bridgers is on the lineup. That is utter misinformation, she's probably busy that weekend, and I have no idea where I heard this rumor or why it came out of my mouth. Please forgive me! Okay, now that we got that out of the way. If…
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Do you have a nickname? Was it self prescribed or bestowed upon you? Do you prefer your god-given name? What if god isn’t real, then what? So many questions! While you contemplate your answers, why not join us for a silly little episode about the magic of visiting your local Asian supermarket, the terror of encountering your local Christian Bible t…
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Is it an off Broadway production or Double-D's life?? That's an excellent question! Take a ride through the streets of Paris in this episode, as Double-D visits the Louvre, meets the Parisian Michael Phelps and gets teary eyed in Notre Dame cathedral. Shauna explains the German tradition of Kohlfahrt. What an international episode!!! Check out our …
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Becoming an adult means getting a printer for the home and we're officially shedding our youth today, folks. James and I take to the pod to discuss the versatility of breakfast sandwiches, lament over the incredible inconvenience of having to type in a password, and persecute anyone who willingly leaves the house with a chipped mani. Sorry, not sor…
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What ever happened to getting all gussied up for a night at the theater? We used to have class, we used to have taste, we used to have culture — now all we've got are a bunch of hussies wearing their "Kiss me, I'm Irish" t-shirts to the Saturday evening showing of My Fair Lady. Join us for a silly little conversation about comfort shows, modern arc…
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Happy St. Patty's Day listeners! Have you ever noticed how the true meaning of a holiday seems to matter much less than the amount of partying associated with that holiday?? St. Patty's Day is a beautiful demonstration of this! Join us for this episode where Double-D proposes process improvements for hospitals, and Shauna gives the Windy City some …
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Not to be dramatic, but I would happily lay down my life for the man who sings songs to his goat on TikTok. Have you had the pleasure of encountering this sweet creature? His gentle spirit, his adoring fan, I simply can't get enough! Join us on the pod for a silly little conversation about whether our reverence for animal videos spans generations a…
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Did you know that if you get bad news during a tarot reading it's your fault? Anyway, Jasen paid 30 dollars for a woman to tell him he was destined to get famous by coming on my podcast, so here goes! Join us for a silly little conversation about rollerskating, apartments with no personality, and reality TV's latest innovation, The Traitors. You're…
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In this action-packed episode Double-D tells us the story of her younger, more innocent self getting tangled up in some neighborhood shenanigans that resulted in verbal lashings, doors being removed from hinges, and a stain on Doritos' reputation. I promise you listeners, you won't see the end coming on this one! Double-D also expresses her frustra…
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When it comes to condiments, how refined is your palate? I'm a mustard girlie, but I admittedly still fuck with ketchup, is that okay? You can be honest! Join us for a silly little conversation about our favorite mayo-based dressings, our biggest red flags, and our thoughts on the ugliest running shoes. Get silly with us on social: FOLLOW THE PODCA…
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Besties, are you tweaking out or are you locked in? We're asking the tough questions today on Pessimistic at Best! Personally, I'm tweaking but I'm trying sooo hard to lock in. Join us for a comically unstable conversation about bidets, movie trailers, and the Twitter comments section. Get silly with us on social: FOLLOW THE PODCAST Instagram: @pes…
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In honor of Valentine's Day, Shauna tells the story of Jose and Maria and their upcoming nuptials. This story came with a bunch of amazing photographs to help you truly step into the story, so don't forget to check out our Instagram page for this one!! This episode begs the question: Is it a ridiculous thought to simply order pizza for your wedding…
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Are you a cat person or a dog person? I'm not trying to start drama but personally, I've never seen a dog boots the house down, just saying!!! Zoe and take to the podcast to fawn over the feline's primordial pouch, trash talk Chicago winters, and share our hot takes on hairless pets — join in if you're feeling frisky ;) Get silly with us on social:…
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It's 2024 and the rumors are true, I'm popping off this year! So sorry you had to find out like this, destiny is calling and I'd be a fool to let her go to voicemail, as they say! We're back with a new season and a slightly new episode format that I'm so excited to finally pump into your sweet little ears. This season we're starting a new segment o…
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Double-D spills the beans on the strength of her dating roster in this episode. She shares with us a recent story of a gentleman caller who brings his own baggage to the dating scene. Michael (the suitor in question) goes full kimono, and tells all on his date with Double-D, and listeners, you don't want to miss this! MAKE SURE YOU LISTEN TO THE EN…
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Check out this episode for a little glimpse into how Shauna became the person she is today. In today's story, Shauna dodges a bullet, and proves that it truly IS better to be lucky than good! And remember friends - if you're going to steal a vehicle, don't return it back to where you got it! Check out our Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/stdpod…
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Welcome, dear listeners, to our first episode of STDs in the News! In this episode, we talk about some cooking tips for ensuring you don't catch leprosy, tactics for fending off your not-so-friendly neighborhood bear, and a variety of other very important life lessons! If you happen to be one of our Florida listeners, we would love to know what is …
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This episode's story came to us from sweet Penelope Pussycat. Penelope shares with us her recent encounter with Pepe, and the romance that followed. She gets quite riled up in the relaying her story, so we included a bonus sound bite for your listening pleasure! Ladies: watch for those red flags - they are meant to be warnings, not something to cha…
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In this episode, Double-D shares some updates on her love life, and spills a big secret. If you're struggling through the wars of dating, don't worry - Double-D is right there with you! Two suggestions for you, our loyal listeners: consider becoming a cougar, and make sure you have batteries for your vibrator!! We also hear about Double-D's recent …
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We’re just another internet couple creating content for our adoring fans. It’s hard work, but somebody’s got to do it. So, here we present you the final episode of season six. We’re celebrating Festivus a little early this year and airing our grievances with one another right here on the pod, so join us in discussing the things we like the least ab…
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In this week's episode, we celebrate the tradition of the Thanksgiving holiday, and all of the tomfoolery that can come along with it. Double-D shares a few things she's thankful for, and we both get some practice on our turkey impressions. Do you have an awesome Thanksgiving story? Share it with us! Send it to stdpodcaststory@gmail.com Check out o…
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How old were you when you learned to eat vegetables? As a former picky eater, I was admittedly a bit of late bloomer, myself. Magda and I may have grown up in different cities but we were both members of our respective middle school skiing clubs, neither of us can do a cartwheel, and we both decided to take up Gender & Women’s Studies minors sooo, …
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In our FIRST episode submitted by a dude, we talk a lot about biscuits - Biscuits and Gravy, Biscuits the dog, Digital Underground grabbin' 'em by the biscuits - you name it, we've got your biscuits covered! Double-D relates a lot to Carl's story, as we go on a sunny Saturday morning stroll through the neighborhood park, until the storm clouds gath…
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What's your favorite season? If the answer isn't fall, you're wrong, no offense! The weather, the clothes, the variety of soups — I mean seriously, what's not to love? Join us for a little chat about our mutual love for all things autumnal and stay for a run-down of the campiest horror movies and our go-to Thanksgiving side dishes — you're not goin…
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Back in 1914, Double-D went to have tea with some really fancy ass people. Being the classy lady Double-D is, she filled her pockets with dainty little cookies, and filled her cup with some SERIOUS tea. In this episode, she shares the tea with us all about the kinky Vicar and his recent Bonnie and Clyde panty heist from WalMart. Have you worn undie…
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Did you know opting out of Boom Cup could prevent you from contracting coronavirus? That's a W for my non-competitive gals if I've ever heard one! Yes, the rumors are true, James got the vid and then got his job back, and I got to be home for one whole day last week! Anyway, join us for an incredibly slap-happy little conversation that will take yo…
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In this episode, we start out with Double-D and Shauna telling you all about their company retreat to Perky Cups. They're now contemplating opening a coffee shop of their own - you'll have to listen to find out what they're going to name it! After we discuss our company retreat, Shauna tells us about her recent run in with some inebriated ladies in…
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Someone on YouTube commented on one of my recent podcast episodes and said, "Good video and pretty feet," so do with that information what you will! Safe to say I've been wearing socks on the pod ever since. Anyway, your favorite co-host is back, so tune into this week's ep for a breakdown of the difference between spooky movies vs. horror movies a…
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This episode covers multiple cases of mistaken identity, and a case of extreme clarity on the identity of the dating "prize" for one of Double-D's friends (Anna Nicole). Anna Nicole knows exactly what she wants, and in this story, she charges after it with reckless abandon, despite a severe case of halitosis and a raging boner. The elder Silas is l…
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Some people have a family tree....and others have a family bush. There is plenty of family bush to discuss in this week's episode when we have Luscious Lucy back again to tell another one of her amazing stories. There are lots of lessons to be learned in this episode, including why it's always important to pee BEFORE going to bed, and the age old r…
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Have you ever traveled to Calabasas and back in a day? Well I have, and it stunk! Picture this—you’re flying Southwest Airlines, you unknowingly choose the seat in between a large party of 40-year old divorcees, you land at LAX and are forced to walk 2 miles to the Uber pick-up spot, you drive to your meeting, black out while pitching ideas to your…
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Roommates can be so great - they pay half the rent, they buy half the toilet paper, and they wrestle you into submission and put you in the old double hook-a-toe. But they can also bring some challenges packed in their bags when they move in. Check out this episode (with our guest co-host Luscious Lucy) to hear about Fiona's struggles with Wacky Ja…
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As it turns out, three really is a crowd. Join us as Luscious Lucy tells her story in her own words, and we all learn a few things about what its like to live that Throuple Life. Whether you're thinking about giving it a try, or looking for some quality entertainment, this is the episode for you! Check out our Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/s…
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Do you still seek approval from Mom? Don't worry, you're amongst friends! I mean come on, there's truly nothing more validating than an endorsement from your mother, even at the ripe old age of twenty-seven. Alex, Andrew, and I take to the podcast to discuss the challenges of living with food restrictions, the absolute magic of snow days, and the t…
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