The Black Eastern Chipmunk Squad has a new member. Elgar is straight off of the bunny sleigh and has always wanted to be a secret agent. His leader, Jasna (a girl!) is so nice that she’s letting one of her men take him into the woods to train. Elgar’s never been in the woods alone before, so he’s super excited. But what’s he to do when he finds more than he expects during his training? Who knows what will happen in the woods when fowl play is involved? First serialized on Colbyjack.net.
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Comedians Nikki Limo & Steve Greene tell you everything they had to learn the hard way about becoming an adult. They explore topics ranging from relationships to purchasing a house to the pyramid that Nicolas Cage will eventually be buried in. Tune in every Thursday for deep dives into society’s expectation vs. the reality of it all, with all the useful information that you weren't taught in school! Nikki and Steve, along with YouTubers, experts, and celebrity guests make each episode helpfu ...
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Are you ever worried that you, or someone you love, might be a dick? At Not Everyone’s Cup of Tea, we’ll identify and (over)analyze the current social issue of douchebaggery and how you may be affected, or guilty! We understand how the world “should” operate; and we will interpret that societal contract, (perhaps focusing on the wrong part) and even read the fine print for you. Consider this an ongoing PSA from unqualified experts on the questionable behavior of jerks, peppered with witty ob ...
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What do we do here? We help people create edible and beautiful landscapes that are way better than organic! Because I'm on a mission. My dream is to make good food accessible to everyone. In my humble opinion, the best food is tasty, nutritious and safe, and it doesn’t get any better than picking fresh fruits, herbs, and veggies straight off the plant. Where you know what went on it and in it from start to finish. Here at Ediful Gardens, we landscape with edible and ornamental plants, trees, ...
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The Angry Chicken is a podcast all about Hearthstone. Standard, Wild, Battlegrounds, and Solo Adventures. Each week the latest news, strategies, crazy game stories and your emails are covered. Garrett Weinzierl and Jocelyn Moffett together host The Angry Chicken.
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Beguiling Besties, Horny Honey, & Sexy Spicemen - RELATIONSHIP REDDITS
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It is time. The time when we break open the Relationships subreddit and read about insane relationships that almost make us feel normal by comparison. Put on your headphones and prepare your ears for lying roommates, sexy condiments, and horniness-destroying-tummy-aches. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @Nikki…
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Non-Alcoholic Nuptials, Meatless Matrimony, & Top Secret Twins - AM I THE A**HOLE?
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From dry weddings to militant veganism to devastating family secrets, this brand-new AITA episode is all about the hubris of humankind and the inherent cruelty of serving tofu and sprouts to sober guests at a wedding. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watc…
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Foul Fowl, Mirthful Mammaries, & Idiosyncratic In-Laws - ASK US ANYTHING
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We are now firmly in the doldrums of Summer. It's absolutely disgusting outside. There are bugs. Humidity. People with horrific body odor. Instead, why not stay inside, enjoy the air conditioning, and pour yourself a refreshing glass of lemonade before settling in for a collection of tales about problematic pets, surprise boobies, and entirely too …
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Hot-Ass Dudes, Dirty Talk, and All You Can Beat Pron - ASK US ANYTHING
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As Nikki and Steve take a quick summer break this week, in honor of the downright steamy weather outside, we're revisiting one of the hottest, sexiest AUA episodes of Sh*t ever. From women yearning for dirty talk to the lure of all-you-can-beat porn to an accidental fucboi, this Ask Us Anything episode explores the myriad intricacies of love, datin…
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Mom Wars, Deployment Dating, & Lacking in Love - ASK US ANYTHING
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In a world that offers very little stability and even less comfort, one thing that we can all depend upon is that if you ask Nikki and Steve about a relationship that's on the rocks, they will almost assuredly recommend breaking up. It's almost like sunrises, sunsets, and the tides: it's one of the few remaining things that you can still count on t…
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Friggin' Families, Upstanding Uncles, & Bitter Bro's - AM I THE A**HOLE?
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It's that special moment of midsummer when the days are long, the shorts are short, and the judgement is red-hot. This week, get ready for an AITA episode filled with spicy takes, biting jokes, and sizzling adjudications. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To …
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If you could distill some of life's most important lessons into five distinct questions, would that help you lead a better life? This week, we go over 5 important life lessons, inspired from the TikTok account linked below, where a creator asks older people to share their opinions, stories, and overall life experiences. Will this episode help you b…
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Duplicitous Dumpers, Frugal Fiances, & Sexual Secrets - RELATIONSHIP REDDITS
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If ever there was an episode that delivered gallons upon gallons of relationship tea, this is it. Sit back and strap in for some truly insane tales from the Relationship bowels of Reddit, as well as a very touching moment concerning Nikki and Steve's illegitimate child. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiL…
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The Crypto King and Ice Breaker are back for yet another marriage survey to celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary! While these two disgusting individuals are the embodiment of #RelationshipGoals, that doesn't make their undying love for each other any less vomit-inducing. So chew some Tums and prepare yourselves for almost a full hour of what a h…
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Tuna Tantrums, Sensitive Stepfathers, & Friendly Farts - AM I THE A**HOLE?
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Another epically judge-filled episode of AITA is being served to you on a silver platter this week, as Dr. Limo and Greene dissect the many intricacies of the human condition, from spiteful cooks to emotional toddlers to the dangers of face-farting in a long-term relationship. Get a note pad, because this here sh*t is effing solid advice, people. F…
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Mortgage Mayhem, Supervisor Sh*t-Talk, & Condom Satchels - RELATIONSHIP REDDITS
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From the juicy, dark depths of Reddit comes yet another fire-filled analysis of some of the most insane posts you'll ever hear about. From dudes coming on waaaaay too strong to nightmarish house guests you can't seem to get rid of, this week's episode is here to help, entertain, and enrich your very soul. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydontte…
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Junior Tweeters, Forgetful Girlfriends, & Polydrama Updates - ASK US ANYTHING
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Look, people. Has it been a minute since we tore open the 'ol Sh*t Mailbag to answer some questions? Yes. Have we missed the ever-loving sh*t out of it? Hell yes. Are we finally here this week to give you what you so richly deserve? You better f**king believe it. We now present to you almost 60 minutes of pure AUA heaven. From adolescent creators t…
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STD's, Stunted Love, & Seizing the Day - ASK US ANYTHING
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While Iceman and Ice Breaker are in the midst of some travels, we're revisiting an absolutely legendary mid-pandemic Ask Us Anything episode filled with a plethora of questions about careers, coupling, and a scorching case of herpes. Also, there's a legitimately heartfelt moment amidst it all where Nikki properly thanks Steve for buying toilet pape…
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Brutal Boyfriends, Braised Buttholes, & Polyamory Problems - RELATIONSHIP REDDITS
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If you're out there playing the field, browsing the dating apps, and attending Tuesday night Speed-Dating at the local VFW, this very special episode of Relationship Reddits is for you. Regardless of where you stand on the dating/marriage/significant-other spectrum, these absolutely insane stories from Redditors will make you feel oh-so-good about …
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Love After The End (with Hannah McGregor)
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In this episode we read 'Love After the End: An Anthology of Two-Spirit & Indigiqueer Speculative Fiction' by Joshua Whitehead. Thanks to Hannah for buddy reading this week! https://www.ohwitchplease.ca/ https://www.instagram.com/hkpmcgregor No Books on a Dead Planet is produced and presented by Leena Norms. Artwork by Gung Ho Studios. Edited by Cr…
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UFOs & EXO-BIOSPHERIC ORGANISMS (a.k.a. "ALIENS")
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As aliens and UFOs are yet again back in the news, and Nikki & Steve are gallivanting around the globe (i.e. - Iowa), we're revisiting one of our favorite episodes all about exo-biospheric organisms. This week, Professor Greene leads the class through a recent bombshell post on Reddit that is simply too crazy not to share. Strap in, people. You're …
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Platonic Proposals, Frugal Photography, & Formiddable Forgiveness - RELATIONSHIP REDDITS
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From the deep, dark, frankly insane depths of the Relationships subreddit comes the return of our epic Relationship Reddits series! This week, we cover three mind-bogglingly-crazy stories that will completely alter your view of humanity. Also, Steve makes a few jizz jokes. Enjoy. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Inst…
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No-Contact Karens, Bridal Burglars, & Psycho Stepmothers - AM I THE A**HOLE?
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This week's epic AITA episode covers family drama from every corner of the problematic familial tree. Whether it's sisters, stepmothers, distant relatives, or even close friends, the petty drama never ends. If you get along with your immediate family, consider yourself extraordinarily lucky. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow N…
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Nagging Namers, Resentful Relatives, & Insensitive In-Laws - AM I THE A**HOLE?
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From grandparents who sh*t on their grandchildren's names to furniture that is ripping a family apart to parents that put the "P" in peckerheads, this episode of AITA proves that family can be a sparkling brook overflowing with love and support, or a fetid cesspool filled with a**holes. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki …
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The Great Derangement (with Monique Roffey)
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In this episode we read ‘The Great Derangement' by Amitav Ghosh. Thanks to Monique Roffey for buddy reading this week! https://moniqueroffey.com/ https://www.instagram.com/moniqueroffey/ No Books on a Dead Planet is produced and presented by Leena Norms. Artwork by Gung Ho Studios. Edited by Craig Simmonds. Nab yourself a positive panic patch: http…
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KIDS DON'T KNOW JACK ABOUT THE BENJAMINS
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Let's not kid ourselves. Kids don't know sh*t about money. So why not teach them about it from a young age? After coming across an interesting tweet from professional poker player Daniel Negreanu regarding teaching kids about money, Nikki decided to discuss several methods of accomplishing this, and decide which ones she and Steve think are the bes…
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Unwelcome Ultimatums, Unseemly Step-Siblings, & Lethargic Laggards - RELATIONSHIP REDDITS
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This week, we hit up our favorite part of Reddit all about relationships and the cornucopia of complexities that arise from said relationships. From bullsh*t weight-loss demands to inappropriate sister stuff to lazy-ass chore-avoiders, this episode is chock-full of the type of wisdom that can only come from the experiences of Iceman & Ice Breaker. …
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In-Flight Flip-Outs, Frugal Family Members, and Pissy Party Poopers - AM I THE A**HOLE?
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As you struggle to recover from losing an hour of sleep but gaining an hour of sunlight, you should celebrate the longer evenings by popping this amazing Am I The A**hole episode into your Sony Walkman and listening to it as you speed-walk through the park with your dog. Or you can listen to it in your car. Or on a plane. Or on your bed. Or even in…
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HELENE HADSELL: THE UNDISPUTED CONTEST QUEEN
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If you've ever had a positive, optimistic thought about getting something or accomplishing a goal, and days, weeks, or even months later that thing actually happens? Well, this episode is most assuredly for you. Nikki introduces you to the late, great Helene Hadsell, the undisputed contest queen of the 20th century. An early believer and teacher of…
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Clandestine Camcorders, Frugal Friends, & Prurient Partners, - RELATIONSHIP REDDITS
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Reddit is full of so much juicy, mouth-watering relationship tea, we decided to devote an entire episode to it. From covert bedroom cinematography to annoying sex whining to number-shaming, this episode requires not one but two steaming cups of Earl Grey and a plate full of English biscuits. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow N…
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The Water Will Come (with Sanne Vliegenthart)
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In this episode we read 'The Water Will Come' by Jeff Goodell. Thanks to Sanne for buddy reading this week! https://www.youtube.com/@booksandquills/ Don't forget to check out Sanne's new podcast, The End of the World Book Club! https://www.booksandquills.co.uk/the-end-of-the-world-book-club No Books on a Dead Planet is produced and presented by Lee…
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In this episode we read ‘Should We All Be Vegans?' by Molly Watson. No Books on a Dead Planet is produced and presented by Leena Norms. Artwork by Gung Ho Studios. Edited by Craig Simmonds. Nab yourself a positive panic patch: https://leenanorms.com/shop Follow Leena’s work elsewhere… YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@leenanorms Instagram: https://…
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