Back again... I really enjoy typing that. Very satisfying. This one is all about the tiniest hotel, the tiniest swim shorts, and the tiniest reception desk. There's also (as usual) some unexpectedness - however well it works... or not. Along the way, Chris and Damo will venture into a smattering of 80s related trivia with only the briefest mention …

There's been a bit of a gap between this and the first episode - it has been very busy... Head like mom's spaghetti - and it's complete coincidence that this episode is about a memory man because a lot of the gap was caused because I kept on forgetting to upload. Join Chris and Damo for today's episode, The Memory Man.…

It's the start of a new era... the (much missed) Robless chapter, but a new chapter at least. Damo and Chris dig out the notepad and pens, and get stuck into this return to form, potentially Norwich based, tale. With regular features like: too much ramble lots of nonsense and a flagrant disregard for the interest of listeners Settle down for nearly…

The train pulls into the final station! We are back for the final part of this anthology so before Season 6 can begin properly, we need to let this behemoth of a special run it's course... or track. Quick reminder for anyone just tuning in. We have a plan and we are actually back but we probably need a bit of practice and maybe you need a reminder …

This part 2 replaces the previous part 2 which I buggered up uploading. You've Damo to thank for getting it right... This is why I insist on working with proper podcasters. Keep the faith, people. ********************************************************* We are back... how the heck are you? We have a plan and we are actually back but we probably ne…

We are back... how the heck are you? We have a plan and we are actually back but we probably need a bit of practice and maybe you need a reminder of what they actual do. Chris and Damo decide to dust off the podcast mics, lubricate the voice boxes and watch one of those old style horror anthology movies and finally record some stuff to listen to. I…

You'll noticed this is the second part (of two) so please catch up with part one first. As previously stated, when we started recording, the idea was purely just to practice again - so splitting up the episode was all done as an afterthought... hopefully the transition isn't as jarring as I make it out to be in my waffle. Podcasting will resume, so…

Not so much a tale from the Tales... more a possible inspiration for what the Tales became. It's Lady Killer featuring Jesus and we decided to take on one of the episodes from Thriller - if you're a fan of TOTU, you'll love this - watch along on youtube (here's a link to the episode) if you want and it'll save you searching out the boxset online...…

It's part 2 of our trip down the river, as we babble through Way Upstream to the dramatic conclusion. Join me and Damo for another TOTU mid season special in preparation for the season 6 start. Your patience is appreciated, and sorry I've been absent - at least you're not paying for this shite ay? Anyway - if you've any reviews to post or feedback …

join me and Damo for a little change in pace to the usual TOTU specials. Its the meatiest episode we’ve ever attempted but it’s one heck of a journey… on a boat. We’ll happily be your skippers as we navigate through the treacherous waters of Way Upstream. (thanks for your patience by the way, we’re recording as we’re able so your support is, as alw…

The last episode of season 5 is upon us. It's gone on for ages (S5 recordings began long before lockdowns) but this season has provided a podcast show so much closer to how I wanted the episodes to sound and feel. And we found Damo too. Every part of this has felt brilliant so the fact we have any sort of listener base is just a dream. Thank you an…

Another painting related story. Welcome to the podcast. Only a few episodes of season 5 left and the first episode published direct to Anchor.fm, our new home. Other than mentioning the episode includes a 5 minute (non-paid) promo right at the start for a project I've been involved in, this description serves as little more than getting used to the…

"while you're down there..."

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