Best Two Idiot Girls Podcasts (2024)

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S4 Ep30: Getting Denied by Your Crush with a Box of Donuts??? 1:12:41

1h ago1:12:41

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hi sweet lil freaks!! this week we continued to rate and giggle over your aura points stories and wow i feel like we learn so much about you all ! (derogatory) in this episode we talked about more of Drew's middle school lore, how many aura points you lose when you accidentally wave to someone who wasn't waving to you, and Deison's thoughts on the …

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The Delulu-sode 1:18:19

24m ago1:18:19

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In this essentially nothing but tangents episode, we list off all the things we think we could do but have little to no evidence or proof. Could Tori do a blood transfusion? Could Carly run for president? Because, btw, we find out mid-ep B*den will not. We embrace the delusions and positivity on a Small Joys Sunday! Other topics include the NYT 100…

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S4 Ep29: Walking Half a Mile with Poop in Your Pants ???? 1:06:22

33m ago1:06:22

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hi freaks!! this week we pulled inspo from our FYPs and decided to ask y'all what have you done to lose aura points?? -- and obviously we will laughed too much & assigned the proper point amount! in this episode we talked about how we think Usain Bolt could increase his running time, Drew's valiant and overdue return to Twitter, and the time Deison…

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S4 Ep28: FMK: Cam Cameron, Jeremiah, and Conrad?? BE SERIOUS FOR 5 SECONDS 40:38

4d ago40:38

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****DISCLAIMER: audio is VERRRY different this episode because this one isn't with our normal mics so the sound is a lil funky. we had originally planned for no episode this week because we've both been super sick and slammed with work BUT we decided to film one anyways because we love u! hi lil freaks!! we concluded our FMK series where y'all send…

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Trans-Exclusionary Radical F*cking Idiots 1:31:23

7d ago1:31:23

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TERFS DNI! DUH! Because this week we're finally getting into terfs, how to spot them, why we hate them, how they've ruined tumblr and tumblr's own role in treating trans people horribly. Terf-blocker extraordinaire Carly unpacks what talking points trans-exclusionary, self-titled "radfems" use to defend their transphobia. Together, we look at what …

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S4 Ep27: FMK: Kermit, Miss Piggy, and Walter White ??? 56:10

11d ago56:10

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hi freakssss!! this week we continued our FMK series with all of y'all's picks! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on Season 3 of The Bear!!!!!!!, whether we'd want to marry or kill Maurice from Planet of the Apes, and how Drew would FMK The Great British Baking Show, Modern Family, and the summer i turned pretty (spoiler alert: she would…

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S4 Ep26: FMK: Squatty Potty, Wet Wipes, and Poo Pouri??? 55:03

18d ago55:03

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***BESTIES, the audio Gods were not on our side this episode so Drew's mic sounds a lil echoey :D just wanted to give y'all a heads up before we get 400 comments about it lol love youuuuuuuuuu*** hi lil freakssssss!!! this week we decided to play a harmless fun game of FMK and have y'all send in your suggestions! in this episode we talked about our…

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S4 Ep25: When You Meet the Love of Your Life in the Cafeteria 1:10:54

25d ago1:10:54

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hi lil freaks!! in this week's episode we answered some advice questions sent in by our super awesome hot and sexy Patreoners!! in this episode we talked about how we navigated our quarter life crises/saturn returns, what to do when you're in a funk, and the time Drew almost had a meet cute at the UH Cafeteria Hall! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!…

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Ex-New Jersey Girls 59:50

1M ago59:50

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Even though everything in our lives comes back to tumblr, even more of it comes back to New Jersey. As it's fandom leaders, we talk about our favorite NJ lore (the shore, the smelly part of the turnpike, the drive to each others houses) and media that takes place there. Forget jersey shore, the diner state is better represented by the teen yellowja…

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S4 Ep24: How to Not Use Your Salad Spinner 56:45

1M ago56:45

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hi lil freaks!!!! this week we continued to peruse and learn y'all's sister/bestie dictionaries and they were hilarious PER USUAL! in this week's episode we talked about how we'd navigate Love Island as contestants, the most perfect cheesy movies that have ever existed, and more of our favorite bits with stupid Adam LMAO COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SU…

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S4 Ep23: How We'd Write the Perfect Elvis Presley Biopic 1:04:22

1M ago1:04:22

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hi lil bb freaksssss!!! because we've been cackling at the sister/bestie dictionary trend on TikTok, we thought we'd have y'all send in yours! in this episode we talked about our vacaciones!!!, the origins of so many of our bits, and MOST importantly the difference between a turd vs. a Terd -- the answer may shock YOU. COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMM…

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Fanthropology: Bach Nation 1:24:09

2M ago1:24:09

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On this episode of fanthropology, we are the study subjects as survivors of bachelor nation. We unpack just a few of the craziest dramas we witnessed over roughly 10 seasons of bachelors, bachelorettes and paradise. Between religious guilt, meddling producers, cheating and (who's surprised) racism, this show has everything wrong with it possible. B…

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S4 Ep22: La La Land (Drew's Version) 59:09

2M ago59:09

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hiiiiii freaks :) in this episode we concluded our riveting series of Drew painfully describing what she thinks happens in specific movies for Deison to guess! in this episode we talked about which ape we would eliminate IMMEDIATELY in the "Planet of the Apes" series, a really funny experience we had in New York recently, and why did they make E.T.…

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S4 Ep21: We're Looking for the Lady with the Sweet Keester 57:19

2M ago57:19

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hiiii sweet lil freaks! this week we continued our series on Drew inaccurately (and sometimes accurately!!) describing movies to Deison! in this episode we talked about our personal nail journey, our thoughts on the "Black Swan", and why "Rugrats in Paris" deserves more national recognition & was 10000% Oscar worthy!!! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMM…

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Coffee Shops Are Real AU 1:07:12

2M ago1:07:12

1:07:12

We're bringing it back to fanfic again to talk about alternate universes - ones where you're born with a soulmate mark (boooo), ones with wolf pack dynamics (idgi) and the ones we actually like. Since we took a break getting sick with capitalism, there's a lot to catch up on: being musical lovers and haters at the same time, reading, watching, and …

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S4 Ep20: Is Beaker from the Muppets a Shrimp or a Crawfish??? 1:06:19

3M ago1:06:19

1:06:19

hi lil freakssss!!! this week we had y'all send in movies for Drew to describe to Deison and why did we lowkey kill this challenge likeeeeeee 🤭 in this episode we talked about our opinions on the "Divergent" series, our current thoughts on the upcoming "Planet of the Apes" movie, and what Drew thinks happens in "Pride and Prejudice" (we've never se…

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S4 Ep19: Why We're Waiting for the Monkeys to Decide 57:12

3M ago57:12

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hi lil freaksssss!!! this week we continued to answer some hard hitting questions submitted by our loyal Patreoners! in this episode we talked about why Donnie is the most annoying person at the airport, why the ocean truly terrifies us, and our longest standing/current bits we're obsessed with! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your ti…

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S1, EP4: At What Cost? (Remixed) 13:41

2M ago13:41

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Season 1: Episode 4 (remixed without narration). In the final episode of the first season, after experiencing the events at the two Safe Zones, the families trudge toward another as hope begins to dwindle. The Day Everything Changed is an audio drama about two broken families navigating through a post-apocalyptic world threatened by "sick" and othe…

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S1, EP3: Rise and Fall (Remixed) 12:44

2M ago12:44

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Season 1: Episode 3 (remixed without narration). The two newly-acquainted families explore a strange location that might provide a permanent, virus-free home. The Day Everything Changed is an audio drama about two broken families navigating through a post-apocalyptic world threatened by "sick" and other deadly scavengers in search of sanctuary. Thi…

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S1, EP2: Journey (Remixed) 14:35

2M ago14:35

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Season 1: Episode 2 (remixed without narration). We meet our other broken family, Tessa and her daughter Olivia, as they juggle trust and other threatening situations in the search for sanctuary. The Day Everything Changed is an audio drama about two broken families navigating through a post-apocalyptic world threatened by "sick" and other deadly s…

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S1, EP1: Begin (Remixed) 19:45

2M ago19:45

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Season 1: Episode 1 (remixed without narration). We meet John and his daughter Sarah as they search and scavenge through a post-apocalyptic world a number of years after the events of The Blast. The Day Everything Changed is an audio drama about two broken families navigating through a post-apocalyptic world threatened by "sick" and other deadly sc…

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S4 Ep18: The Love Story Between Timothee Chalamet & the Sand Worms in Dune 1:04:49

3M ago1:04:49

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hi sick lil freakssssss !!! this week we had our lovely Patreoners send in some questions for us to answer and it was so much fun! in this episode we talked about our 17 hr trip to the Big Apple, how we told our mom we're big BUSTY gals, and what interview questions we'd have for Austin Butler, Jacob Elordi, and Timothee Chalamet! COME SEE US ON TO…

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S4 Ep17: When Your Boyfriend's Underwear is Hard to the Touch??? 1:04:30

3M ago1:04:30

1:04:30

hi freaks!! this week we concluded our saga on things y'all's exes did and you stayed and this one might be the nastiest one yet.... in this episode we talked about OUR NATIONWIDE TOUR!!! (buy your tickets at the link below!!), when your boyfriend's mud butt makes it into the shower, and how to navigate when you walk in on your boyfriend chewing hi…

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Girl In Ballgown On Cover 1:14:31

3M ago1:14:31

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We're returning to one of our favorite episode topics: our childhood fandoms! (Listen to Webkinz Fangirls in Training!!) But this is alllll about books, of which we read a LOT in middle and elementary school. You'll quickly sense a theme of what our interests were (concerning tbh). Sorry if this ep is chaotic mercury is in retrograde... so. Keep up…

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S4 Ep16: When Your Ex-Husband Loves Milk & Not Brushing His Teeth??? 1:16:21

3M ago1:16:21

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hiiiiiii freaksssss!!! we continued to read and giggle over all of the things y'all's exes did yet you stayed and we learned A LOT!! in this episode we talked about the controversial vanity planet spin brush, how to react when your bf lies about his height TO your face and iN front of company??, and why men are so against cleanliness!!! PREORDER DR…

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There's Only One Bed 1:25:23

3M ago1:25:23

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The ex-tumblr girls are romance readers without shame!!! This week we're yapping about the best tropes to read: enemies to lovers (elite), slow burn, forced proximity / only one bed, secret dating and more. But we'll admit we don't really read fluff. Sue us. We like hurt / comfort! Other chats include why fantasy series fics don't need to be in can…

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S4 Ep15: Why Do Men Not Like to Wash their Hands, Teeth, or Butts??? 1:01:43

4M ago1:01:43

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hellooo sick lil freaks!! this week we asked y'all to send in stories about things your ex did and you still stayed with them :'( we gasped over men's hygiene almost the entire time, can u BELIEVE????? in this episode we talked about the first serious conversation Drew & Pili had, what to do when your bf cheats on you & wears a tie you bought him t…

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S4 Ep14: Eating 3 to 5 Rotisserie Chickens in This Economy???? 59:02

4M ago59:02

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hi freaks!!! :D this week we decided to do another gardening episode because y'all have been enjoying the last couple lol in this episode we talked about new rules that should be implemented at TSA, how many geese we could WRECK in a fight, and Drew's trick to have dolphin skin on her back! :) PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July …

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S4 Ep13: Mewing Cartoon Cheetahs and How Drew Almost Saved the NFL 58:34

4M ago58:34

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hi freakss!!! this week we continued to "garden" and answer y'all's questions annndddd let's just say we were feelin it this episode (meaning Deison was lmao) in this episode we talked about our favorite tv "himbos," pet peeves we have that we believe deserve punishments, and who we think was the original family vlog channel ????? PREORDER DREW'S B…

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Our First Birthday Party! 1:14:04

4M ago1:14:04

1:14:04

We're celebrating a year (and a month) of being podcasters!! Thank you from the bottom of our hearts for listening as we figured out what we're doing, and still are. To get in touch with our tumblr roots, we have an episode of meaningless discourse, baseless claims and everything we would cancel if we could (anxiety, sudoku ads, terfs, and tumblr s…

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S4 Ep12: Dream Gardening Circles and Why Hotdogs are Underrated 56:07

4M ago56:07

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hi freaks!! this week we did one of our most highly requested episodes where we've "gardened" and answered y'all's questions!! in this episode we talked about our new tattoos!!!, how we'd take care of loose seagulls in our house, and why no one asks Drew about her AP Test Scores???? PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!…

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S4 Ep11: Stinky Almond Nails and Illiterate Cowboys 1:08:37

5M ago1:08:37

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hiiii sick lil freaksss !!! this week we continued to talk about all of y'all's tv shows and movie hot takes! in this episode we talked about whether or not romantic comedies are back????, Drew breaks down the cinematic classic "Burlesque", and Deison's least favorite character in "The Summer I Turned Pretty"!!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will b…

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Twilight Fanthropology: Mormons, Vampires and Fanfic 1:34:37

4M ago1:34:37

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The OG self-insert fanfic. The Mormon legend. The start of the self-published fic era. The skin of a killer Bella. Have we read the series? No. But we get deep into Twilight movies (like 100% of the plot, but can there really be spoilers for this series anymore) from why Edward is a 100-year-old virgin and the baseball scene to the confusion of vam…

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S4 Ep10: Is Teen Wolf Better than Vampire Diaries??? 1:03:07

5M ago1:03:07

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hi freaks!! this week we had y'all send in your hot takes on ALL things regard tv shows and movies and GUESS WHAT - we disagreed a lot with y'all LMAO in this episode we talked about thinking "The Office" is boring?? (so wrong), why "She's the Man" is a cult classic that doesn't get enough recognition, and shared stories from our past lives as corp…

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S4 Ep9: When Your Dad Asks Your Crush to Prom For You??? 59:00

5M ago59:00

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hi sick lil freaks!!! this week we concluded our series on the most embarrassing things y'all did for crushes and BOY did you deliver!!! in this episode we talked about Deison's current hyper fixation (white boy of the month obvs), our current bit with Adam (maybe he makes an appearance in this eppy IDK), and the time Drew was in a love square UNBE…

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Tori's K-pop Hour 1:29:29

5M ago1:29:29

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From roughly seven years of being a K-pop stan, Tori gives an introduction to the industry via her personal favorite groups. Hard facts? Hard to say. But the six weeks iKon spent at number one in 2018 can never be forgotten, that's for sure. From a non-comprehensive dictionary to a prediction about fifth gen, it's all hyperfixation gab. Keep up on …

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S4 Ep8: Crafting Handwritten Love Poems for Your Crush Isn't Embarrassing ??? 54:56

5M ago54:56

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hi sick freaksss!! in the spirit of February we asked y'all to send in stories about embarrassing things you did for crushes and.....it was A LOT... in this episode we talked about falling off your crush's loft bed & having to buy him dinner, new tv shows Drew is currently consuming, and Deison's new crushes !! (spoiler alert: they're men!) For ext…

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S4 Ep7: Are Self Help Books a Cry for Help??? FT. Caleb Hearon!!! 1:03:55

6M ago1:03:55

1:03:55

hi sick freaks!! first guest episode of 2024 and it's none other than our gorgeous talented hilarious super successful friend Caleb Hearon!!!!! in this episode we talked about Caleb's top secret way to decompress, the life event that forced Drew to complete 75 Hard, and why Deison's veganism changed the trajectory of her friendship with Caleb. this…

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The Bad Place (Art Instagram) 1:27:05

5M ago1:27:05

1:27:05

Fuck the shareholders! (The followers and engagement that determine what we consider art and which artists succeed.) Carly presents what social media has done to art and artists, both from the perspective of the followers and the (content) creators. We discuss why Deviantart flopped, short form video diluting the value of art, our hatred for AI art…

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S4 Ep6: Single Ply Toilet Paper is Better than Two Ply????? 56:14

6M ago56:14

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hi freaksss!! this week we asked y'all to send in your current most polarizing hot takes on all things food, pop culture, silly stuff, ETC! in this episode we recapped our trip across the pond!!, shared what we're referring to diarrhea as in 2024, and why there's literally NO way ON EARTH that cake is better than pie ? (NICE TRY!) For extra fun sil…

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S4 Ep5: Deviled Eggs are Disgusting and Will Never be as Good as Egg Salad 46:12

6M ago46:12

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in this essay i will prove to you why we believe egg salad will ALWAYS be superior!!! this week we concluded giggling over y'all's ins and outs for 2024! in this episode we talked about what drinks make your breath stink the most, our favorite lip oils, and more of our current favorite bits. ps: we filmed this pre-London so we'll be recapping this …

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You've Never Met a Child 1:21:03

6M ago1:21:03

1:21:03

This week, we're hashing out some classic tumblr discourse that always comes back to the same conclusion: the people on this website have never met a child. With an emphasis on nuance, we discuss whether kids should be able to read any book they want at any age, whether teens should have adult friends (and why adults would want teen friends???) and…

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BONUS EPPY TEASER: How We’d Survive the Hunger Games and Tucking Panties 5:12

6M ago5:12

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omg what the heck Hi!!! here's a cutie lil snippet of our most recent Patreon bonus eppy! all our bonus eppys have neverending Zoomies and Unfiltered thoughts! hi sick lil freaks!!! In this super duper up close episode of Two Idiot Girls Gone WILDDDDD why we think our bestie Alex could be the most decorated Canadian olympian of ALL TIME, our though…

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S4 Ep4: Pilot Elvis and the Importance of Shower Wash Gloves 1:10:02

6M ago1:10:02

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hi freaks! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's Ins and Outs as well as have 400000 mins of zoomies :) in this episode we reveal our new set!!!, discussed our first trip in 2024, and the multiple uses for those gorgeous controversial Tabby shoes! it was A LOTTTTT For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patre…

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S4 Ep3: In: Being a Sick Lil Freak Out: Being a Sicko 1:05:13

7M ago1:05:13

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hi freaks! due to popular demand we had y'all send in your current Ins and Outs for 2024! the zoomies for this one are pretty extensive lol in this episode we talked about why sicko men deserve to be in the Upside Down, Drew's current love for extension cords, and why being single is OUT for 2024 :) For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN O…

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Hopeful Advice From Tumblr (SHOCKING) 1:24:10

6M ago1:24:10

1:24:10

Tumblr is not only horrible discourse (though it definitely is that too), sometimes it's full of small pieces of wisdom that change your brain forever. Text posts have taught us to do it scared, recognize our dichotomy thoughts, emotional switchbacking, and to stop borrowing grief from the future. We are going to practice having hope this year!! Re…

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S4 Ep2: Stinky Butt for One Week or No New Nails Forever??? 52:00

7M ago52:00

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hi sick lil freaks!!! this week we continued answering y'alls questions for us! in this episode we talked about Drew's NEW current video game obsession, our thoughts on new years resolutions, and stinky ass????? why does that keep coming up??? so random... For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotg…

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S4 Ep1: Being a Sick Little Freak is IN for 2024 1:03:18

7M ago1:03:18

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HAPPY NEW YEAR BEAN FREAKS!! omg new year and new season of two idiot girls WAT THE HECK?! because there's so many new people here we decided to do a Q&A for y'all! in this episode we talked about Drew's current video game hyperfixation, yet another embarrassing college library story for Deison, and what our top 5 favorite drinks were in 2023 LMAO …

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S3 Ep52: When You Have to Tell Your Boss You Flooded the Toilet 1:01:28

7M ago1:01:28

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hi besties! FINAL EPISODE OF THE YEAR ALERRRRRRTTTT!! and guess what?? we didn't miss any episodes ALL of 2023! WAT THE HECK!! to continue our tradition from last year, we wanted to finish off 2023 by having y'all share your most embarrassing moments of the entire year and wow we can't believe so many of you fell down in 2023??? LMAO in this episod…

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S3 Ep51: Giving Our Unwarranted Silent Reviews on Saltburn 43:50

7M ago43:50

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hiiiiiii :) our current favorite trend on TikTok rn is silent reviews so we decided to have y'all send us things you'd want us to give a silent review on! to make it more accessible to audio only listeners, we took turns guessing what the other one's silent review was TRULY trying to convey and it went just as perfect as we assumed it would lol in …

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