It's election day, folks, and you know what that means: PREDICTIONS! Polls, holes, and goals abound on this episode of The Valleycast, as Joe and Elliott discuss the election, international travel, and what happens when Joe's computer dies mid-podcast. You've heard from CNN; you've heard from Fox News; but have you heard from two guys who casually …

In this episode, the boys discuss The Penguin (SPOILER ALERT!) and the cloud of stress forming over these United States as we waddle toward another election. STAY TILL THE END IT FUNNY. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk…

In this episode, Joe and Elliott get caught up on all the important issues. There's that new Netflix survival show (disregard my recommendation), an app that lets you listen to books for free (regard my recommendation), and the most important topic of all: WHO KILLED MY BIRD FRIEND?! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on …

Listen, sometimes you fly to Florida to help your parents clean up after their home was destroyed by a hurricane only to then realize you'll actually be preparing for and fleeing from ANOTHER hurricane, then you go back home, catch a Weezer concert, play some Zelda, and floss with your friends. That's what we like to call... HAMMER TIME. Music/SFX:…

As Elliott flees the path of Hurricane Milton, Steve heads directly INTO the storm, talking anxiety, Lost, and all sorts of other dangerous topics with friend of the show, @RalphDapel Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk a…

With Elliott away, Joe and Steve talk Zachary Snyder, a Tarantino Star Trek, and Constantine 2?! Is this fake?! Are they crazy?! All this and more on this week of the Valleycast! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across…

In this episode, we laugh, and we get serious. We talk about foreign affairs, and we really shouldn't. We read dirty posts from governors, and we check in on how each other is really doing. It's a grand mix of fun on this one, folks, until things get SERIOUS. So how are YOU doing? Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us …

Apologies for the late upload, folks, but let's face it, this podcast is a labor of love that is always worth the wait. And so we wait. Like a sad chimp locked in a blue room, The Valleycast subsists on Mcdonald's burgers and the compassion of actors from the 90s. Now, let's get (chimp) crazy. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE…

In a stunning turn of events, Joe Bereta has brought what is being called "deep, unwavering shame" upon his household after abruptly shaving part of his facial hair--only to leave upon his face what some are calling "an abomination." We like it, though. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,0…

Mr. William Haynes joins the Valleycast on this VERY SPECIAL EPISODE. Steve and Will discuss Michael Jackson, being weird, and their most embarrassing celebrity experiences! And you'll never GUESS who drops by! William Haynes: https://www.instagram.com/williamhaynes/?hl=en Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epide…

It's boy on boy action today as Elliott and Joe come together to discuss Elliott's recent trip to see The Killers in Las Vegas, why J.D. Vance is absolutely awesome, and Elliott shows Joe the neatest new trend on TikTok - where people say horrible things that have happened to them and then pour candy into a bowl. Anyway we brought the Nerd Clusters…

Sometimes you gotta pop out and show a bunch of friends that their suspicions about how laid back their doctor used to be were very warranted and he may very well spend many, many years in prison for his involvement in the death of a beloved celebrity. Anyway sorry for the late upload but this one's WORTH IT. Yikes! Music/SFX: If you like our sound…

Joe and Elliott discovered the most charismatic, perfect entertainer while partaking at the Foo Fighters concert and Steve enters the Matrix. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.co…

You guessed it, folks. Three idiots figured out how consciousness works, and we had a VERY fun time doing it! Anyway, TikTok star Elliot Morgan joins us on this week's episode... of the Valleycast! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow Th…

Ever get LOCKED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE?! Well, get ready to get comfy. Grab your coffee, it's time for an EXTRA INTIMATE episode. Ever seen shoulders? Yeah, we don't like to bust out the heavy guns too often. But here we are. With our heavy, heavy guns. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 so…

Does this episode get a little... naughty? It sure does. But before that, we discuss the scientific miracle that is growing an ear in your arm, as well as the performance art that is monster trucks. Do I look like JD Vance? Not anymore! Anyway, welcome to the show. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Soun…

The trinity of try-hards are back, folks. With Steve, Elliott, and Joe, this episode is sure to give you a laugh - especially during these dark, dark times. Did you guys hear the news?! Did you hear what happened?! Yeah! That's right. STEVE WENT TO VEGAS. Listen and learn as we, after weeks apart, get reacquainted with each other. Please enjoy. Mus…

Hi, folks. Elliott experienced a cinematically, culinarily delicious evening, which leads us to the question: what movie has the best-tasting food? Also, have you ever gotten sued because you "accidentally" torpedoed yourself like a majestic projectile into another totally innocent bystander? Joe has, and he's here with us today to tell you about i…

Kevin Bereta has decided to climb a skyscraper, or a grocery store - we really can't keep up with this guy's incoherent ramblings. He's clearly lost his way, drowning in a sea of adrenaline as the shores of self-control recede ever further into a non-existent horizon. Also, you guys wanna see some g*re? Because VIOLENCE WARNING: We talk about the d…

It will be a long while before Elliott decides that he absolutely wants a Burnese Mountain Dog, but it's fun to brainstorm in the meantime. Do I also want a genetically tortured English bulldog? Kevin sure does! Let's discuss. Also, I've been watching Mrs. Davis, Kevin. Wild show. Wild, wild show. Only available on Peacock. Music/SFX: If you like o…

You're in for a real treat today, folks! On this episode of the Valleycast, the boys discuss roller coasters, Kevin goes insane, and Steve fantasizes about what it would be like if someone in a bunny costume approached them from behind with some kind of scary item in their hand! It's a real doozy of an episode, folks! BUCKLE UP! Music/SFX: If you l…

There comes a point in every podcast when we must remind ourselves why we do not do podcasts after 8pm. This is one of those points. That said, we still believe you may find this episode even more enjoyable than normal due to its slap-happy (and sometimes punch-sad) chaos. And don't forget to educate yourself on fairly recent conflicts that took pl…

Signs. The answer is Signs. Sorry, this is Elliott uploading this from Belfast (Northern Ireland, not Germany), so I thought I'd add my one cent. Signs. The Grudge. After that I stopped watching them. The Terrifier? Never have, never will, thanks for asking. Enjoy the episode, y'all! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on …

Are movies dead? Are babies about to take over the world? Let us know in the comments, why don't you? How wrong are we? Very? A little? You know it's gonna be a blast (it's the Valleycast!) Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valley…

It's time for another episode of The Valleycast, in which we discuss all this FURIOSA DRAMA, as well as the ROCK'S PEE, and we mourn the palpable absence of this podcast's backbone, Elliott Morgan, who was unable to attend today's event due to being in a lazy river in Mexico. More of this story at 11. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for …

Folks, despite our best efforts, Steve Zaragoza has taken the low road. After weeks of encouragement, he is tired of hearing about Netflix's Show, Little Rudolph. Despite Tiny Deer being an excellent show, it looks like he'll never see it. Sad. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs:…

Shoutout to Kevin for making the thumbnail to the video version of this podcast look like I'm anger-kissing John Mulaney's cheek. Anyway, would you like to join our class-action lawsuit? Also, sorry, everything you own has been hacked. Sorry. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: h…

HEY YOU GUYS! You guessed it. In this episode, Steve and Elliott explain to Joe what the Goonies are, as well as Goonie Caves. It's a dark, twisted journey, but we're sure by the end you'll find that treasure from One-Eyed Willy! I'm sorry about this description. I really am. On a sincere note, thank you to everyone who has reached out about Goose.…

Joe Bereta, Elliott Morgan, and Kevin Plachy are here with another rundown of their most recent life experiences. New York? Check. Conan's insane Hot Ones episode? Check. Joe trashing or at least only moderately endorsing Civil War? CHECK! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http…

Steve shares with us his new vibe. It's three middle aged stylish and sexy woman who know how to let loose and SHINE.By The Valleyfolk

Joe, Steve, and Elliott discuss all sorts of things, but the real focal point here folks is Steve's recent trip to see a film in 4DX, the most perfect (stupid) way to see a movie - unless you aren't even gonna ENJOY IT! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsou…

With Kevin and Joe, it's a livestream kinda show. With chats and quips, eyes and lips, we present to you... this. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://insta…

Little late on this episode, folks, but only for very good reasons (Kevin had to go the hospital after he put an opossum (yes, opossum, not possum) in his...) Anyway, please enjoy this rip-roaring good time about awkward bon*rs, weird middle school rumors, and the thief in the night that is the opossum. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up fo…

If you're like us, you are probably very opinionated on Hollywood's new batch of stars. Where did they come from? Do we like them? One of them is made out of bones! Please enjoy this episode with Steve Zaragoza, Elliott Morgan, and Jesus Bereta. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs…

Hope you enchore the emisode sweek, folks, saul bow Dame Copperfield. Highly recommended. 10/10. Will absolutely go again. Thank you for your time. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twit…

Come one, come all, it's time for everyone's favorite game... LOT TO ANSWER FOR! That's right, in this game, our contestants ask each other questions generating by ChatGPT in an effort to see who can BEAT THE CLOCK! Does it make sense? NO! Next question. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,…

We did it, everybody! Pack up the lab equipment, all the vials and doo-dads and potions. Science is done. We made the SUPER DVD. Gonna be smooth sailing from here! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital gl…

See, if you look closely at the title of the movie, "Tenet," you will see that it goes backward, then it go forward. It's very complex. Welcome to the Valleycast. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital glo…

After a less than stellar previous episode, Joe, Elliott, and Steve return to make things right once more. In this episode, we self-deprecate then avian-appreciate, because Steve has all sorts of fun facts to share about - what else?! - EAGLES! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs:…

Hey, y'all! As you can tell, this one did NOT go as planned. If you can't tell, sometimes this podcast is a chance for us to catch up, to chat, to recommend things to watch, to reconnect with each other and (hopefully) you. And sometimes it's an opportunity for everything to just totally fall flat, get cut off, or otherwise screw up. In many ways, …

Thanks to DJ for hanging out with us! Check out DJ's new Kickstarter and support great people making great projects! CLICK HERE: http://gunplaymovie.com Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http:/…

Well? Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Ber…

Please excuse the absence of my pals, Steve, Joe, and Kevin. Please take this half-hour rambling about a spray-tanned and hairsprayed psychic as a token of my appreciation for you. For what it's worth, I love the Long Island Medium... but she probably knows that. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound!…

I am not in this episode, but I support Kevin's right to own whatever illegal-to-own animal he wants. Thank you for your time, and thank you to our sponsor, the Lord. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital…

Blimps, Batman Forever, and what the boys think about Taylor Swift reviving the MCU like the Chiefs' jersey sales. Happy new year, folks! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/Th…

Kevin, Elliott, and Joe discuss their Christmas gifts, their jittery workout prep, and the scariest cars on the road! Check out HelloFresh: Go to http://hellofresh.com/valleycastfree and use code valleycastfree for FREE breakfast for life! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http…

Kevin, Elliott, and Steve discuss our plans to empty the bank account and run away to Vegas. Elliott sincerely hopes that Kevin and Steve were not joking around. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital glob…

Joe, Steve, and Elliott let Kevin sleep in for this one. He deserved it! Thanks to HelloFresh! Go to http://hellofresh.com/valleycastfree use code valleycastfree for FREE breakfast for life! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valle…

In this episode, Joe, Kevin, and Elliott GO OFF about George Santos, Christmas decorations while mildly h!gh, and the art/struggle of reading. We hope you enjoy! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital glob…

Regardless of his age, whether he fills you with joy or rage, it is time for us to talk about Nic Cage. Nicolas Cage is an actor, born in 1958 in the small town of Pine Oak, West Virginia. The son of an oil baron, Cage made his billions by buying undeveloped property east of the Mississippi, which he then turned into miles upon miles of durian tree…