Lorraine has been PAYING OFF an AMBULANCE RIDE for 3 YEARS, but the LAST PAYMENT is this MONTH! Well, Rog, the DEBT collection DEADBEAT, calls Lorraine to let her know it turns out there’s an extra FINANCE CHARGE…So guess what? You still OWE us MONEY! Will Lorraine PONY UP the DOUGH or just PUT Rog DOWN?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/lis…

Carl has a BUNCH of JUNK in his YARD, including old CAR PARTS, RUSTY TRACKERS, & 10 WATER HEATERS! Well, Dean, the HOA REP from HELL, calls Carl to ask why his YARD is STILL FULL of CRAP! Dean sent a LETTER warning Carl about a FINE if he doesn’t CLEAN-UP, but now Dean’s coming over to THROW OUT the REAL TRASH…Carl! What happens when 1 man’s TRASH …

Today’s SCAM VICTIM needed a FILING CABINET delivered, but arranging the drop-off took SO LONG she ended up just telling them to KEEP IT! Well, Rog, the delivery DUDE, calls to say she still needs to PAY for her ADANDONED piece of FURNITURE whether she WANTS it or NOT! How far will Rog go to MAKE the SALE?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/l…

Mike likes to WORKOUT, so he knows the dos and DON'TS of GYM ETIQUETTE! Well, Rog, the EMPEROR of EXERCISE, calls Mike to say, he’s not WIPING DOWN his SWEATY machines, he’s not putting the WEIGHTS back, & he’s OGLING all the PRETTY LADIES! That last thing Rog can FORGIVE, but the REST means he’s BANNED! Will this be a MEETING of MEAT-HEADS?! Liste…

Rudie’s VAN needed some WORK, but when he got it BACK the FLOOR MATS were COVERED in GREASE! Well, Dean, the MEAN machinic, calls Rudie to say, what kind of MAN can’t handle a little GREASE on their FLOOR MATS?! Are you sure it’s not RUDY instead of RUDIE CALLING?! How HEATED does this CALL get?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for…

Raymond got an ABOVE GROUND POOL, but it’s been anything but RELAXING! It LEAKS, it’s DAMAGED, & he’s been waiting 3 WEEKS for a LADDER! Well, Rog, the KING of CUSTOMER SERVICE, calls Ray to say if he’s THIS PICKY maybe he should have put his MONEY where his MOUTH is and put in a REAL POOL! Will Raymond need to COOL DOWN after this CALL?! Listen an…

Kimberly bought a USED CAR recently and the thing has been in the SHOP more than it’s been on the ROAD, but not to worry it’s under WARRANTY! Well, Rog, the RENEGADE repairman, calls Kim to say she’s on the HOOK for $565 of the REPAIR because the WARRANTY doesn’t cover NITPICKY-NESS! Will Kimberly feel like a VALUED CUSTOMER by the end of this CALL…

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Chris & his FRIEND Clint were having a WILD TIME BOATING, until Chris got a little CRAZY behind the WHEEL, and Broke Clint’s HAND! Well, Dean, Clint’s LEGEL REPRESENTATIVE, calls Chris to let him know since it happened on HIS BOAT, Chris is on the HOOK for the WHOLE $1,482 HOSPITAL BILL! Will Chris and Clint’s friendship SURVIVE this CALL?! Listen …

David recently became a BIKER, and he went all OUT! He bought a HARLEY and even SHAVED his HEAD! Well, Dean, the FRUSTRATED neighborhood next-door, calls David to say he better keep his HOG QUITE or else Dean’s coming over to GLUE a WIG to his NEWLY BALD HEAD! How HEATED does this CALL get?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for priv…

Aletta FOUND some BINOCULARS and decided to TRACK DOWN the OWNER to get them BACK! Well, Dean, the binocular BOZO, calls to say THANKS for returning his PROPERTY, but they’re all SCRATCHED UP, so Aletta is going to PAY for the REPAIRS! How many TIMES does Aletta HANG-UP?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Joy RENTED a HOTEL ROOM for some of her BIKER FRIENDS and, SURPRISE SURPRISE, they TRASHED the PLACE! Well, Rog, the Hotel HOTHEAD, calls Joy to let her know she’s on the HOOK for the REPAIRS whether she was THERE or NOT! Will Joy and Rog come to an “UNDERSTANDING”?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Jimmy likes to ride his DUNE BUGGY around the NEIGHBORHOOD, and even though the thing is STREET-LEGAL, people keep COMPLAINING! Well, Dean, the HOSTILE HOA rep, calls Jimmy to say if he sees or HEARS Jimmy riding around on his glorified GO-KART again, he’s going to BURY him and his RIDE at the BEACH where they BELONG! Will this CALL make Dean’s inn…

Tracy OWES her OWN BUSINESS and had to CANCEL her TRASH service, because they just wouldn’t PICK it UP! Well, Rog, the KING of TRASH-TALK, calls Tracy to say it’s doesn’t MATTER that they didn’t DO THEIR JOB they have a CONTRACT, which means she needs to PAY the BILL…NOW! How PROBLEMATIC does this CALL get?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/…

Julie just got DIVORCED and she got STUCK with the COURT FEES too, but not to worry, there’s a REFUND coming! Well, Dean, Julie’s COURT APPOINTED A-HOLE, calls to let her know the REFUND is on its WAY, but it’s going to her EX instead of HER! How will Juile deal with Dean’s DEDICATION to be UNHELPFUL?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listen…

Alan got BLOCKED IN on the BOAT RAMP by an unattended TRAILER, so he MOVED and LOCKED IT UP! Well, Dean, the TROUBLESOME TRAILER OWNER, calls Alan to ask just WHO THE HELL he thinks he is, TOUCHING another MAN’S C-CAMPER! Will Alan be SLEEPING with the FISHES after this CALL?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information…

Dee is a COUNTY CLERK who deals with people at their WORST every day! Well, Rog, the WORST of the WORST, calls Dee to COMPLAIN about his recent DUI charge, doing his best to argue that the system is UNFAIR while being completely WASTED and incredibly CREEPY! How does Dee DEAL with Rog’s tipsy TIRADE?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listene…

Sammy’s DAUGHTER is getting MARRIED and Sammy’s in charge of the DRESS, problem is the dress SHOP keeps pushing the DUE DATE back so she’s trying to put the PRESSURE ON! Well, Rog, the dress DELINQUENT, calls to say because Sammy RUSHED them the dress ended up getting BURNT…So it WON’T be ready for the wedding AND she’s on the hook for the REPAIR T…

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It's Dean & Rog's INFAMOUS Birthday Scam! Who are they driving CRAZY today?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Houston's Eagle

Tina’s SON is a bit of a TROUBLEMAKER in SCHOOL, but he’s still a GOOD kid at HEART…RIGHT? Well, Dean, the PROFESSIONAL classroom BULLY, calls Tina to let her know her SON is MISBEHAVING AGAIN…So this time he’s going in the BOX until he learns his LESSON! Will Tina approve of Dean’s IN-THE-BOX thinking?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/list…

Bob and his WIFE just MOVED, but the MOVERS were LATE, took TOO LONG, & LOST a bunch of JEWELRY! Well, Dean, the delivery DELINQUENT, calls Bob to say working LATE means OVER-TIME so let’s talk MONEY! Will Bob CRACK under the PRESSURE?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

David’s dogs BARK, but not ALL THE TIME, but according to his neighbor ONCE it TOO MUCH! Well, Dean, the LEWD landlord, calls David to say Dean and David’s neighbor have become GOOD FRIENDS, if you KNOW what I MEAN, and those dogs are keeping Dean’s HEAD OUT of the GAME! Will Dean have to get some EAR PLUGS?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com…

Matt had the CITY out to TRAP and REMOVED 7 RACOONS from his HOUSE, and he thought the SERVICE was FREE! Well, Rog, the CITY WORKER from HELL, calls to let Matt know that taking those RACCOONS away costs $100 a POP! So, either Rog needs some MONEY from Matt TODAY, or else Matt’s gonna have 7 FUZZY new ROOMMATES! How HAIRY does this CALL get?! Liste…

Henry just put in a brand-new SPRINKLER SYSTEM, and he even went through the proper channels and got APPROVAL from the CITY…Or so he THOUGHT! Rog, the RENEGADE city planner, calls Henry to let him know he needs a PERMIT to put in that SPRINKLER, and since he doesn’t have one, he has to pull it ALL OUT and START AGAIN! How long will it take until He…

Lori’s had to RE-SIGN her MORTGAGE DOCUMENTS 3 TIMES and she’s had it ENOUGH! Well, Dean, the FINANCIAL FIEND, calls Lori to let her know she’s going to have to sign her paperwork…AGAIN! Oh, and by the way, there’s a $250 FEE to PROCESS IT! How much of Dean’s SPECIAL CUSTOMER SERVICE can Lori TAKE?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati…

Anna’s SON got into a FIGHT with another BOY in the neighborhood, and the FIGHTING KIDS led to FIGHTING PARENTS! Rog, the other boy’s DAD, calls Anna to say her SON may have STARTED IT, but he’s here to FINISH IT! How HEATED does this call get?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Houston's Eagle

Molly got a new MERCEDES, but the DEALERSHIP gave her the wrong LICENSE PLATE, so the COPS thought she STOLE IT! Well, Dean, the CONDESCENDING customer service rep, calls to ask Molly to RATE her SERVICE and to CHARGE her some extra HIDDEN FEES too! How much of Dean’s CRAP will Molly TAKE?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Martha has 7 HORSES on her 5-ACRE PROPERTY and they all have plenty of ROOM and plenty of HAY, or so she THOUGHT! Rog, the RUDE Humane Society REP, calls Martha to let her know owning 5 ACRES means you can ONLY have 5 HORSES! So, either she EVACUATES 2 of her EQUINES FAST or Rog will be RUSTLING them HIMSELF! Will Martha be able to HOLD all her HOR…

James used a CHECK to pay for a TRUCK REPAIR, but the SHOP says they never GOT IT, and he’s been FIGHTING it for WEEKS! Well, Rog, the SENSITIVE sales rep, calls James to try and sort things out, but James is not feeling very COOPERATIVE! Will this call bring TEARS to YOUR eyes, or ROG’S?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Mark’s EX left him some FURNITURE that’s getting REPOSSESSED! Well, Dean, Mark’s LANDLORD, calls to say the REPO guys are here for the FURNITURE, but after hearing about DEADBEAT MARK, Dean’s thinking of adding an EVICTION to Mark’s REPOSSESSION! Will Mark have a POT to PEE IN after Dean’s done with him?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf…

Karen has been FIGHTING a HOSPITAL BILL for 7 MONTHS, and the DOCS even called a COLLECTION AGENCY on her! Well, Dean, calling from desk 842, is here to listen, in DETAIL, to ALL of Karen’s problems…And then completely IGNORE them and demand she SHUT UP and PAY UP! Will this call put Karen BACK in the HOSPITAL?! See omnystudio.com/listener for priv…

Lance’s NEW HARLEY is ORDERED, on the WAY, and he’s ready to RIDE! Well, Rog, the SLIMY SALESMAN, calls Lance to say his BIKE got WRECKED during an ACCIDENT while in ROUTE, but not to WORRY, there will only be a SHORT DELAY of 8 MONTHS before they can get ANOTHER ONE to him! Will Lance have to BUST some HEADS to get his BUSTED BIKE?! See omnystudio…

Regina’s COMPUTER was BUSTED so she sent it away for 3 MONTHS to get FIXED, but it came back still BROKEN! Well, Dean, the KING of CUSTOMER SERVICE, calls Regina to ask how SATISFIED she is with her NON-FUNCTIONING computer, oh and by the way there’s a $49 STORAGE FEE for the 3 MONTHS it was here NOT getting FIXED! How HEATED does this Call get?! S…

Tony’s WIFE ran into a WALL leaving the GALLERIA PARKING LOT, busting up her TRUCK almost as much as the CONCRETE! Well, Dean, the master MASON, calls Tony to say his wife’s CRAPPY DRIVING is going to COST him $800 to REPLACE the WALL she SMASHED! How do we get from BROKEN WALLS to BROKEN BONES?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Shannon got back from a TRIP, but the AIRLINE didn’t get her LUGGAGE to her until 1AM, without even letting her know they were COMING! Well, Dean, the KING of COURTESY, calls to tell Shannon she’s on the HOOK for an $89 fee for the “SPECIAL LATE-NIGHT COURIER” they had to HIRE for HER! Will Shannon have to PAY UP?! See omnystudio.com/listener for p…

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Someone CLONED Martin’s BUSINESS PHONE a while ago, but he thought the TROUBLE was BEHIND HIM. Well, Dean, the phoneline PHONY, calls to accuse Martin of CLONING his OWN PHONE! And until Dean gets things figured out, he’s shutting off Martin’s SERVICE! Will Martin HAVE a PHONE to be SCAMMED ON?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Pam’s WINDSHIELD WIPERS keep STOPPING RANDOMLY, but she got them fixed under WARRANTY, so no worries RIGHT?! Well, Rog the Roughneck repairman, calls Pam to say WARRANTY or NOT, she owes him $190…Maybe she just needs a MAN to explain it to her! Will Pam be calling her Lawyer after getting off with the GUYS?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy …

April cut though a PARKING LOT under CONSTRUCTION and got into a BIG ARGUMENT with the WORKERS! Well, Rog the CONDESCENDING contractor, calls to tell April not only did she DISTRACT his DUDES with her CRAPPY DRIVING, but she’s also going to have to PAY to have the lot REPAINTED! Will this call DE-CONSTRUCT April’s SANITY?! See omnystudio.com/listen…

Scott put together a HOMEMADE boat port out of PVC PILE and TARPS, and it’s just as BEAUTIFUL as it sounds! Well, Rog, the HOA HITMAN, calls to say either Scott’s pile of CRAP goes TODAY, or Scott does! How HEATED does this call get?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Houston's Eagle

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Audrey’s been having SERIOUS ISSUES with the company handling her CAR PAYMENTS, and every time she calls them to settle things, they put her on HOLD! Well, Dean, the collection SPECIALIST, calls Aubrey to put things right, RIGHT NOW…Oh, wait could you HOLD PLEASE! Will Audrey’s PATIENCE be put to the ULTIMATE TEST?! See omnystudio.com/listener for …

Tonya’s SISTER borrowed her CREDIT CARD and ran up a $1,400 tab, but Tonya only got $140 BACK from the CREDIT PEOPLE! Well, Dean, the KING of CUSTOMER SERVICE, calls to tell Tonya her card is HER CARD, and she can’t be LOANING it out whenever she WANTS! How much will Dean DING Tonya’s CREDIT RATING?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat…

The one and ONLY Dean & Rog Birthday Scam! What crazy CRAP will they get up to this time?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Houston's Eagle

Dean & Rog's infamous Birthday Scam, who are they driving crazy TODAY?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Houston's Eagle

The one and ONLY Dean & Rog Birthday Scam! What crazy CRAP will they get up to this time?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Houston's Eagle

Bonnie’s CAR got BACK INTO in a DRIVE THRU, and when she left the SCENE, the person at FAULT was taking the BLAME! Well, Rog, the big bad INSURANCE MAN, calls to tell Bonnie being BACK INTO is somehow HER FAULT, so she’s on the hook for ALL the REPAIRS! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

The one and ONLY Dean & Rog Birthday Scam! What crazy CRAP will they get up to this time?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Houston's Eagle