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Listen in while Sam Noorani and Omar Gonzalez share their regrets such as Omar's 20s which were nothing but bad jobs, unique relationships, and cultural identity issues, Sam's trying her best not to be a horrible person, unsuccessfully, and they have very good friends on the pod. They don't judge ... or at least, we hope not. ... dang it. Episodes release every Tuesday and Thursday.
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Leah, a tattooer, and her husband, Josh, not-a-tattooer, explore the ins and outs of tattooing, and all of the hijinks in between. For the tattooed and non-tattooed alike.
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Best of - EP 32 The Day Covid Came To For Da Booty
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Omar and Sam are having issues related to COVID (we're fine) so they haven't been able to schedule think up this week. In honor of this cluster, our hosts look back at the beginning of the world's biggest cluster, the day COVID hit. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious expe…
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EP 78 - This Indian Beaver Parties at Lollapalooza
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This week, Sam's turn to talk about sneaking stuff into a music festival. She gets caught. She's currently serving a lifetime sentence in prison, also called marriage (Omar: "Boom! What A Zinger! Got'em!"). We also talk about the Austin bombing, putting your hot dog in popcorn at the movies, and do beavers build dams with human parts. -- All Regert…
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In this week's episode, Omar and Sam continue their edible talk. Omar changes the conversation to sneaking in edibles to WrestleMania. He experiences a regret of throwing away his edibles on the first night but vows to make up for it the second night until he runs into his smuggling archnemesis ... Drug-Sniffing Dogs. -- All Regerts, a podcast abou…
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Leftovers - Don't Amber Heard Me! You Should Amber Listen to Me!
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This week's leftovers episode includes Omar (certified p***y abstainer) giving Sam (weed abuser extraordinaire) some edibles before recoding. Sam explains that she was not expecting it to hit so hard. Then, our hosts talk a bit about the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial, when is the best time to die, and how the Wild West was only about 100 years ago.…
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This week's full episode deals with actions and nonactions regarding childhood fears. Omar talks about sleeping with a demon in the form of a Selina cardboard cut-out. Then Sam reveals how she angers a puddy-faced couch and makes the mistake of getting her family to show a non-angry emotion. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podc…
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Leftovers - Stop Side Tracking, OMAR!!! That Is Not The Point!
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Omar and Sam do an in-person episode but that doesn't prevent them from going off the rails. To be fair, they were never on in the first place. Later our hosts talk about the new Elvis trailer and get stuck on his daughter's name. A new episode comes out Thursday! -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genui…
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Leftovers - You Can Joke But Not When Your Angry
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Welcome to a special edition leftovers episode AKA Omar forgot to upload on Thursday edition. In this week's leftovers, Omar gets contacted by a blacklisted comic so he can put a good wood which lead to him and Sam discussing the Tony Hinchcliffe-Peng Dang controversy about whether if race-based jokes are cool or racist. They try to be serious lol.…
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edit: So this episode was supposed to post yesterday, but tech issues. But today, it was submitted as text instead of an actual episode, but brain issues. Our (Sam's) bad. Enjoy! This one is a heart string puller, folks. Stop reading this description and just hit play.
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This week's leftovers include a breakdown of a joke from the previous episode. Then your hosts reflect on their experiences at Sam Noorani's wedding including all the issues including the planning, modeling for relatives, and her disappointment that the second wave of covid didn't cancel her wedding. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a co…
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EP 74 - No, Riley Reid! You Can't Be My N***a
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We admit, All Regerts can get wild but we are very cautious about using words that can be used to cancel our hosts which is why we bleeped Omar, despite him claiming to be Puerto Rican when all he was doing was reciting what Riley Reid said regarding her justified use of the N-word. Sam is skeptical during Omar's question of whether he can still en…
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Sam and Omar's schedule didn't line up to record this week because Omar is doing extra night work to pay off his WrestleMania tickets and possibly the IRS. He chose to go wrestling then play his fair share! Tax the rich! In the mean time here's an classic fart episode. New episode Tuesday if you don't put that in your butt. -- All Regerts, a podcas…
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In this week's All Regerts episode, Omar explains the process of taking an at-home covid test every time he goes on a date (thank you my true President Trump) so he figures that he can start doing stand-up again. Sam is happy then the convo goes off the rails to another set of tracks made from the child labor of stupidity. Let's ride to hell, you s…
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Omar and Sam give their review of the most uncomfortable Super Blow Halftime show on this week's leftovers. Then our hosts discuss who the number one artist is and fame is much harder to gain and keep. Finally, they discuss making racist supermarkets great again. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuin…
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Omar just doesn't get The Tinder Swindler on this week's All Regerts episode. Sam explains that all relationships have a hope that it will work out. This leads Omar to explain, to anyone who is willing to listen, how to catch a whale aka how to be a future Mrs. Bazos. He normally charges $399.99 for this information but is giving it away for FREE. …
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EP 71 - Look at me. I am the captain now, meow.
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In this week's episode, Sam's home is infested with stray cats, possums, and a husband. Then the hosts talk about Omar's doubts about his new relationship which leads Sam to go full tinfoil hat on airplanes not getting cellphone reception and she yells at Omar because Omar knows why. Women can use computers, Omar!!! -- All Regerts, a podcast about …
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Leftovers - No One Wants to Fill Out Your Bracket, 9/11
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Bare witness to Omar's greatest theory about how we don't remember stupid holidays because we are not in the office anymore. Remember The Alamo?! You don't! You even forgot about 9/11!!! Then the conversation breaks down to more ignorance — a full unedited (probably edited) episode on Thursday. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy p…
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EP 70 - Pigeon Girl Go Coo Coo and Flew the Koo Koo
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In this week's episode the thing we all saw coming finally happened. Pigeon Lady and Omar didn't work out. Shocked? We're not but it was worse because it was a ghosting. Sam and Omar discuss the process like the ritual of breaking up, the details of trying to maintain a relationship, and other stuff. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a co…
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Leftovers - College Scams and Let Me Eat That Cookie Papa Rogan
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Omar and Sam just shoot the shoot about various topics like college scams and other stuff completely unrelated to anything. The full episode on Thrusday. Can you guess this week's regert? -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-cha…
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Leftovers - Jackass and Other Porn Parodies
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On this week's leftovers, Omar saw the new Jackass movie. Sam gets bummed out that she didn't get the Indian Pakistani representation of a nostalgic movie involving a movie about ball trauma and concussions. Other topics are covered like chuckle f***ers, territories of the US, and Omar tries (and fails horribly) to romanticize a porn genre. -- All …
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EP 69 (nice) - Cosmos + Sushi + Tejano = Bad Date
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Happy Belated Valentine's Day! Sam and her husband start the podcast with car troubles which lead to our hosts talking about some of the bad dates, drinking while on bad dates, and Omar's secret crush on Eastern European packages. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experi…
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This week's leftovers features an update on Sam and Omar's feelings about the Omarcron (it's sexier spelled this way. Go with it). They discuss Bari Weiss on Bill Maher talking about how liberals are over the pandemic, Omar craps on Joe Rogan's opinion of voter fraud, and the crew discuss favorite inside jokes with their best comic friends. -- All …
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Omar asks Sam right away to complain about the girl he is seeing because a pigeon flew right into her window like it was fighting in WWII. This leads to a discussion about a time Omar's drinking buddy took a man shot which is a mat shot while squirting lemon juice in his eye waiting to be tased by the cops. Good times. Enjoy! -- All Regerts, a podc…
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This week's leftovers features Sam and Omar talking about how landlords are horrible at repairs like plumbing which leads to a discussion about the orgin ancient woman pleasureing technique of "The Noorani Drain" -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of…
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This week, Sam and Omar look at a double-double regerts from TX Rep. Dan Crenshaw aka Eyepatch where he shouted down at a 10 year old ("I've been there, man" - Sam) and him admiting on a podcast that how are politicians are supposted to better themselves in Congress if they don't insider trade? "Allegedly." ("Well, how the hell are they!?" - Omar a…
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Leftovers - Farts in Jars, Love is Lame, and Twitter Bits
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In this week's leftovers, Omar had already hit his goth love phase using phrases like "love is lame." Sam and Omar then talk about cute twitter bits, getting coffee in New York, and the lady who sold farts in a jar. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era…
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This week's episode, Omar talks to Sam about this girl that wants to have a relationship with him. For real! Expect more regrets on this topic in future episodes. -- All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers on a genuine, flagrant, and hilarious experience. In an era of fake likes and cloud-chasing, Omar Gonzalez, CPA,…
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Best of episode where Omar's buddy got a Holiday DUI (Leftovers 3) with his yet to be caught friend Sam Noorani and drinking buddy Sam Samual. But first, Omat and Sam talk about the hot girl burden (unreleased content). T The audio was kinda wonky but we think we made it work. All Regerts, a podcast about regrets, is a comedy podcast that delivers …
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We are back from hyatious (this is how Omar chose to spell "hiatus." We told him to change it, but he just said, "I'm a CPA! B**w me!) In this episode, Omar tells Sam that if he were to return to Austin, he's just going to say he got Me Too'ed. Then Sam shares her 23 and Me results with Omar, who makes inappropriate jokes. -- All Regerts, a podcast…
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Leftovers 53 - Double Regerts - My Tale of Two Regerts
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Omar Gonzalez and Sam Noorani are back and talking silly about Mono, your employer spying on you, and the double penis guy.
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Omar Gonzalez's family got Covid and he talks about all the challenges that come from it. Sam Noorani takes to make him feel better but they end up talking about killer Roombas, Cyberpunk, and sexy french maid Roombas.
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Leftovers 45 - KUVE, Trump, or Pepé Le Pew: We Miss The Drama
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Sam Noorani sends Omar Gonzalez a KUVE news article now booming after COVID. They spend all day last Thursday looking for S**tposting drama on Facebook. We miss the drama so much. Although it leads to a conversation about missing drama from Trump and that we need to check that drama to prevent regret.…
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EP 63 - Technical Difficulties at The Super Mario Party
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Omar Gonzalez and Sam Noorani have Zoom issues for about the first 10 minutes (trust me, it's fun hearing these two dumb-dumbs troubleshooting). Once fixed, Omar tells a story about Subway which leads to how he regrets buying Super Mario Party because it's tearing his family apart.
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Omar Gonzalez rents an Airbnb to stay on a houseboat after must moving from Austin. He regrets it. Plot twist, right? Not to Sam Noorani. She saw this coming a mile away. They discuss boats (duh), Dr. Jill Biden and squirrels as currency,
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leftovers 54 - Flight attendants, nurses, and school dress codes
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This week, we're cleaning out the fridge and making some kind of a casserole involving flight attendants, nurses, and those dumb dumb school dress codes. It's a word potluck for your ears. Guaranteed no food poisoning, we're pretty sure maybe.
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ep 61 - How to regret with your foot in your mouth
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leftovers 52 - What's going on with your face
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Omar and Sam talk about zoom meetings and all the work that goes into picking out the perfect background.
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EP 60 - Sam gets high at work and Omar might get sued
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This week's All Regerts, it's Sam Noorani's turn to talk about getting high at work. Omar Gonzalez never wastes a good opportunity to get himself into some hot water about doctors in the emergency room. Then these pair of boobs talk about boobd cause boobs are cool.
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EP 58 - Omar got high at work and almost fought a 50 year old for $2
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Omar Gonzalez and Sam Noorani discuss getting high at work and regretting it. This week Omar discusses his line cook job and how he was slammed with tickets including building a Nacho Lasagna.
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Omar Gonzalez and Sam Noorani share their experience and regrets during the Texas Ice Storm that lost power, water, and heat for millions of people in Texas. They try to be serious but it gets pretty silly.
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EP 57 - Omar Goes On An Actual Date - Details Inside
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Omar Gonzalez goes on a date with a normal girl. Yes, a normal girl. Not a former stripper, nor a girl living in a storage unit or a dumb dumb with severe daddy issues but a real Austinite. He shares his experience with Sam Noorani. This episode explores authentic feelings of growing up with a damaged male ego with the fun stupidity of Mexican food…
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Leftovers 52 - Ferris Bueller Dominated His Dad With Death
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This week's Leftovers include the following topics: Omar Gonzalez explains that leaving Sam Noorani hanging on a call would be worse for their friendship. Sam explains that we all die but Omar explains so does everyone else including Qanon members and Bitcoin families. Juicy Celebrity Gossip (Oh My!)…
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EP 56 - Tiger on HBO Max or Tiger & Sex Robot Overloads
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Omar Gonzalez and Sam Noorani talk about the HBO Max documentary, Tiger. They discuss regrets that addicts go through like trying to control their addiction, rationalizing their habits, and society's dark past with Battlebots against our future robot overlords with an imperishable sexual thirst from humans.…
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Are you stuck working from home? Us too! Omar Gonzalez and Sam Noorani have some pointers to you. They share their pointers like mediation in the form of playing PS5 or be Micheal Toobin-like while wiggling the mouse every 10 minutes. Omar then confesses that he bought a treadmill so he can walk while working then the gang discusses the benefits of…
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EP 55 - Human Trials for Human People for Trilogy
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Omar Gonzalez volunteered to be a lab rat as part of the Covid study. He found out he got the placebo. He was a FAKER ALL ALONG. Omar Gonzalez is a Faker McFakeface. Sam Noorani hears Omar's voice until there is a prime opportunity to make fun of his pain, like every other All Regerts episode. Omar then discloses that he never told his mother that …
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On this week's leftovers, Omar Gonzalez visits the dentist. Sam Noorani rants because she employs an anti-masker. Later, Omar describes an awkward family zoom dinner and admits he is trained by women to never be a horrible boy. More like traumatized but it seems to be working until Omar says he expects a prize in the end which causes Sam to yell at…
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Sam Noorani describes an instance when she was sexting her husband that she almost send a naughty pic to her mom. Omar Gonzalez chimes in when he accidentally sent a text to a girl that said "I love you" when he meant it to send it to his sister. Omar regrets having relationships where the primary form of communication is texts and all the rules th…
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EP 53 - Fart Girl: An Origin Story That Never Happened
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Sam Noorani recalls a childhood story about letting one of the loudest farts in class. She regrets that she was not known as "Fart Girl" to her classmates. Omar Gonzalez wants Sam to mail her fart in a UPS envelope and send it to her teacher for the memories. This is the best podcast about flatulence you're going to hear in a while. We might rename…
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EP 52 - We All Wish We Were Thots with Paul Weiner
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2021 is starting off with a bang and Sam hates it as usual. But fear not! Omar Gonzalez and Sam Noorani invite back their friend Mr. Paul Weiner and Paul has a bag of regrets like not being an attractive thot. He didn't know he could live off being hot but Omar has an idea why he should do it by starting an OnlyFans so that he can live Omar's dream…
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Fresh leftovers! We talk bathroom habits, societal habits, migration habits. And others of that category.
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We're back! And starting the year with not our own regrets, but the regrets of the January 6th rioters. If you're watching the news, a lot of them are already regretting a lot. Which is good. It's how they'll learn. Join us!
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