A long time ago in theaters far, far away four nerds got swept up by one of the greatest pop culture waves in cinema history. Now, as adults with a lifetime of fandom under their belts they get together to discuss the mythology, characters and business of creating STAR WARS! Turn up your headphones, dial back your sensibilities, and join the wretched hive of scum and villainy as we take the low road to resistance….
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Just what you wanted, another Free Form Force Insensitive episode. Only this time it is half as good! Well that is if you like all four hosts of the show, but perhaps for some it's twice as good. Try to figure out that math, genius. We mostly focus on the unfortunate news about the cancellation of Season Two of The Acolyte, but we manage to get int…
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It is another edition of Free Form Force Insensitive! This week we talk about the Skeleton Crew trailer as well as the new Andor and Mandalorian and Grogu footage from D23. We also find a Star Wars galactic map that we have fun exploring and we get some great episode format suggestions from listeners! All that plus an appearance by Big Bossk Man at…
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S5E10: From Narcolepsy to Necromancy
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Never has an episode title explained so little and so much all at the same time. This week we have a freeform discussion show that ebbs and flows from Star Wars to all manner of inane BS. There are lots of serious questions with not-so-serious answers and vice versa, but ultimately we end up finding some modicum of insight and fun. Before listening…
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S5E09: Every Food Tube is Someone’s Vac Tube
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Everyone loves a good fight right? Whether it’s with your enemy, your friend, or even with your family. Star Wars has a history of some phenomenal fight scenes and we will attempt to compile the best ones throughout the history of the franchise. Come on a journey with us to the bowels of Bespin, make sure to bring a weapon because you never know wh…
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S5E08: Yoda in the Front, Gollum in the Back
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It is time to put The Acolyte to bed as we wrap it up with an improper wrap up show! We attempt to talk about the season in totality, the things we liked, even some things we didn’t. We have predictions for a potential season 2 and much, much more. Be careful in the time between when the scary Wookiee hunts at night and when the Sol Man makes the b…
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Another season of live action Star Wars has gone as quickly as it arrived. This week we discuss the finale of The Acolyte with S1.E8: The Acolyte. We get some resolutions, new questions, and some surprising cameos! Did this series stick the landing or did it end up in a steaming pile of bantha poodoo? Getting answers from us can be akin to bleeding…
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S5E06: A Celibatory Carrot Snap Into the Vergence
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We are hurtling through this season like debris from the great hyperspace disaster destroying a planet. In the penultimate episode S1.E7: Choice we get to see things from a different point of view. While many questions are answered, there are still plenty of mysteries left to reveal. We finally get to see Kelnacca in action, but we also get some mu…
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S5E05: Like a Throbbing Saber Through a Bal’demnic Hot Pocket
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Woah, did Star Wars just get its hotness back? On S1.E6: Teach/Corrupt there is much to discuss. We do our best to stay on topic but it is incredibly hard to do so when you can cut the tension with a throbbing saber. We dominate the easter eggs and tie up lore bits back to legends continuity to try and connect all the dots. Take a deep dive with us…
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S5E04: Once, Twice, Three Times a Jecki
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Well well well what do we have here? In The Acolyte S1.E5: Night we get about 30 minutes of non-stop hot Jedi/Sith action! There are force pulls, Jedi Kabobs, a big reveal, a high body count, and a Parent Trap situation! This one had it all! We break down the episode to discuss all the little details and some deep lore references. Before listening …
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The mystery continues as we delve deeper into The Acolyte and discuss S1.E4: Day. We talk more about toxic fandom and the reasons why it exists, before diving deep into some of our theories about who the Sith master is - one of the guesses might surprise you. This week we are also graced with the presence of the absolute worst Jedi in the history o…
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Another Acolyte episode is delivered to us on a boat that has navigated the murky, tumultuous sea of “fan” boy tears. This week we discuss The Acolyte S1.E3: Destiny. Yes it was divisive if you care about the opinions of some, but we manage to find a lot of good things to talk about, debate, and theorize. Meet us down at the Bunta Tree so we can al…
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The more things stay the same, the more they change! We’re back with a fresh coat of paint for Season Five and we have a brand new live action Star Wars show to discuss on our season premiere episode! We will breakdown and dissect the first two episode of The Acolyte with S1.E1: Lost/Found and S1E2: Revenge/Justice. We will also talk about the show…
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S4E65: Clown Math with Monopoly Money
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For our final episode of the neverending fourth season we preview the upcoming High Republic era live action show, The Acolyte! We’re excited for the first ever non-Skywalker live action series. This show will make or break the direction Star Wars takes in the future but we’re excited for the direction it appears to be heading in. We will discuss o…
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This week brings an end to Tales of the Empire and Barriss Offee’s story. We discuss the final two episodes and the entire season as a whole, and offer up our thoughts on which Tales of show we liked better. But that’s not all. If you tune in now you’ll find out just what kind of alien has grey pubes on green skin, why you shouldn’t shame the shama…
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S4E63: Minimum Effort Maximum Yub Nub
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Our coverage of Tales of the Empire continues on as we discuss episodes 3 and 4. In hindsight we probably shouldn’t have done the final Morgan Elsbeth and the first Barriss Offee episodes together, but what’s done is done. And what was discussed was discussed. There is blowing bubbles with jesus juice, psychedelic smears, and flaccid droopy side ho…
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S4E62: Gladys Pip and the Nightsisters
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This year May the 4th brought us a new series that we begin discussing as we get prepared for our next live action series, The Acolyte. This week we talk about the first two episodes of Tales of the Empire which focus on Morgan Elsbeth’s origin with the Empire and more importantly Thrawn. Although, this episode felt like it was missing a little som…
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S4E61: Mining Bithcoin With Gungan Din Djarin
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This week's episode is bittersweet because The Bad Batch has come to an end. While this season was the strongest of the three we still feel there was a lot left on the table. Ultimately was this a fitting ending to the season and to the series as a whole? We discuss that very topic, as well as theorize about what may become of an older Omega joinin…
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S4E60: Irritable Snoke Balls On the Wings of Tanuki
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This week we discuss the penultimate episode of The Bad Batch with S3E14: Flash Strike. As we talk about it, we can’t help but wonder how they can possibly wrap this entire series up in just one more episode. We also hear a story we wish we hadn’t - let’s just call it the yambag massacre for lack of a better term. Just remember Omega and the Kids d…
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S4E59: The Yoplait Calamity Strikes Back
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Sometimes a change of scenery can do a lot of good. In our case, recording during the day made for a significant increase in the intelligence of the content of the show. Well, until it didn’t. You’ll have to tune in and listen to the comings and goings of the hosts to find out what we mean. We do manage some decent discourse this week as we inch cl…
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This week we present a cornucopia of chaos and craziness. We begin by discussing The Bad Batch S3E12: Juggernaut and quickly take a hard right into oncoming traffic while dodging musical derailments, classic X-Men talk, and other random nonsense. You know, just a normal episode you’d come to expect from us. Turn up your headphones, dial back your s…
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S4E57: Filling the Cumtono of Knowledge
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Soldiers, we’re going back to Tantiss and we’ll be utilizing the unlimited insertion maneuver. We hope you know what to do when the camtono tolls for you. This week we have two episodes to discuss! We talk about S3E10: Identity Crisis and S3E11: Point of No Return as we hurdle towards the climactic finish of The Bad Batch! Turn up your headphones, …
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S4E56: Fought Back the Attack on Rattatak
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This week’s episode of The Bad Batch wasn’t a Harbinger of doom, but more of a Harbinger of awesomeness. We have the return of Asajj Ventress and we couldn’t be more excited to have her back! We dig deep into her history and highlight all the ways in which she is an incredibly badass character. We also try not to fap shame you when we talk about th…
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We have much to discuss and don’t have time to clone shame each other this week. We breakdown S3E8: Bad Territory of The Bad Batch. This side questy episode had some good discussion but we were eager to talk about our feelings about The Acolyte trailer, which we spent a good amount of time on. There are vulgarities, absurdities, and even a little t…
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This week we provide a double dose of discussion of The Bad Batch with two new episodes; S3E6: Infiltration and S3E7: Extraction. Unironically we also provide a double dose of dookie as we have a conversation that is mostly devoid of any entertainment value, comedy, or frankly anything of interest whatsoever. Are you sold yet? Well maybe we’re bein…
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This week we are once again excited to discuss The Bad Batch as we break down S3E5: The Return. The title got us excited for the return of a beloved character but despite not getting that, we still were treated to another solid episode. We discuss this and other things in great detail. Some of those things might make you wince, they might make you …
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We are once again excited to talk about The Bad Batch this week, which is why it's surprising that we had so many derailments! We finally get around to discussing our affection for the Crosshair & Omega team-up on S3E4: A Different Approach. We also get back on the chain code gang, pay a visit to ye ol’ pirate Rigging Tony, and find out which one f…
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The day has finally arrived where we can once again discuss a new Star Wars show. Granted, that show is the Bad Batch which we don’t have a great track record with, but we’re still ecstatic nonetheless. Might the first three episodes of the third and final season surprise us? They just might. Perhaps we have turned over a new leaf as tender Wrecker…
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There are moments in an artists’ life despite all the struggles, despite all the time and effort, that they are just proud of the work that they have accomplished. This is not one of those times. Join us as we sorta talk about love in the Star Wars Galaxy in honor of Valentines Day! If this is the final time you hear us (unfortunately, it won’t be)…
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S4E49: The Five Stages of Greef Karga
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As a companion piece to last week’s episode about the origin and evolution of The Force we decided to flip the coin over and discuss the evolution of technology in the Star Wars Galaxy. We discuss all the different forms of tech, how Star Wars differs from other Sci-Fi franchises, and of course we learn how to stick your fist in a horn. Hope in you…
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S4E48: Assistant to the Regional Jedi
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What exactly is The Force? It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds up the entire galaxy so badly that it needs a Sith laxative. Or something like that. This week we explore the origins and evolution of The Force in Star Wars. We talk about its confusing beginnings and settle on one of the more …
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S4E47: BM Bandits Steep the Tea Bag
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Good news is we finally have some new Star Wars on the schedule. Bad news is we have to fill a few more weeks with nonsense until we get there. We kick off this week’s nonsense by breaking down the new Bad Batch Season Three trailer drop. We talk about the plot points, the characters, and the surprises! We also discuss some of the other shows we mi…
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S4E46: Diddler Dog and the Egg McGuffin
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What happens when all constraints are removed and we can talk about anything we want? Well we talk about Star Wars, of course. That’s not all though, we journey into some odd and interesting territory. Join us for a no holds barred discussion show where we run the gamut from a Star Wars themed donut shop to finding out which host is banned at the V…
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S4E45: Reginald Dillingham and the Stunt Stooges
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This initial jaunt into our discussions of films that are tangentially related to Star Wars has brought us to some dark corners of the galaxy and this week is no different. We will discuss R2D2: Beneath the Dome, a mockumentary about everyone’s favorite Astromech droid. We go to some weird places this week as we jump the Air Sharkie to help Third T…
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S4E44: Bad Time at the Brown Eye Corral
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This week we go back to the beginning. No, not 1977 but 1936. The dawn of the Sci-Fi serial responsible for inspiring George Lucas to create Star Wars. We will be discussing the first three chapters of the first Flash Gordon serial from 1936! Did watching early cinematic Sci-Fi serials cause us to fill up a pair of Mongo City hot pants, or did we w…
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S4E43: Sucker Punch From The Space Shillelagh
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Without any new Star Wars we have no choice but to spend an entire episode discussing the Star Wars film that never was. This week we do a deep dive into Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire, the latest offering to the Cult of Snyder. Did Lucasfilm make a mistake by not allowing this into the Star Wars galaxy or did we make a mistake spending ove…
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We are back! This week we continue the gift giving as Marz selects his present to us in the form of the horror film Skinned Deep for us to discuss. You might ask how in the world does this relate to Star Wars? Well it stars Warwick Davis, that’s how! Oh but not just any old role, Warwick Davis plays the character of Plates, your normal everyday pla…
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S4E41: Deep Pulls With Gordon Shumway
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On November 17th, 1978 there was a great disturbance in the force. This was the day The Star Wars Holiday Special was witnessed by 13 million viewers and would be forever etched upon the subconscious of all that were subject to its torture. It birthed iPads, VR Porn, and started a joke which started the whole world crying… for more horrible interpr…
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S4E40: You’ll Rip Your Foreskin Kid
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We’re approaching the gift giving season so there is no better (or worse) time for us to unleash this episode on your unsuspecting ear holes. We bookend our rewatch of the theatrical versions of the original Star Wars trilogy and discuss the finer points and discoveries while revisiting these classics. You may, nay, will find out the answers to que…
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Our journey back to where it all began nears its end as we focus our discussion this week on Return of the Jedi. We compare the theatrical cut to the Disney+ digital versions, we talk about deleted scenes, and the sheer brilliance on display with so many aspects of this film. We also have the realization that the first act of this film is nearly pe…
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This week we have an in depth discussion about one of the greatest films of all time, The Empire Strikes Back. We compare the theatrical version to the special editions and talk about how bold it was to have this as the sequel to Star Wars. We also dive into all the important topics like; how long did Luke train on Dagobah, when did George know tha…
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We decided to try something a little different this week and discuss a movie. We chose a little known independent film that features a young farm boy who meets a creepy old man that hitches a ride from a drug dealer and his pet dog. Together they try to rescue a princess from a flying ball of death. Then they all get down together while listening t…
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S4E36: So Long and Thanks for Maclunkey
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What’s wrong with a little revisionist history? Especially when it’s done by the creator? We attempt to dive into the question as it relates to Star Wars and the Special Editions, and all the other changes, additions, and subtractions that have occurred to the original theatrical release since it hit theaters. This discussion is the prelude to us r…
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With no live action shows and nothing new on the horizon, what are we ever going to talk about? Well if you know us you know we don’t even need a topic to BS but we decided to have one anyways since the spooky season is upon us! Join us for our Star Wars Spooktacular where we eventually talk about the spookiest aspects of the galaxy far, far away w…
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As the old proverb goes, Idle minds are the devil’s playthings. That is none more true than in this episode. Without any new Star Wars on the horizon, we have an open discussion about what we’ll be doing for the show format for the foreseeable future, and we go off on dangerous tangents. If you’re going for the final naptime you better have a licen…
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S4E33: Grand Admiral Prawn Riffing on That Jizz
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What happens when you have five friends get together for a rare live show to discuss the entirety of Season One of Ahsoka? Well aside from the occasional nugget of eloquence there is a game of ring around the Peridea, rollercoaster fingerblasting with Rick and Mortis, and we attempt to build a better jedi not covered in swars. All that and there we…
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S4E32: Everything’s Coming Up Mortis
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The story comes to a close. For now. We got a lot of answers, but new questions have arisen. In the end, our galaxy traded two capable warriors and a brilliant droid for one space jesus from a far away galaxy. Is it a fair trade, perhaps you should give the episode a listen to find out as we discuss Ahsoka Part 8: The Jedi, The Witch, and The Warlo…
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S4E31: Noti and Howlers Living Together!
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War and turmoil rage as we continue our adventure in a galaxy far, far away from our normally far away galaxy! Nightsister sacrifice, Noti and Howlers living together… MASS HYSTERIA! This week we answer the tough questions like; did we find a receptacle large enough to contain our enjoyment for Ahsoka Part 7: Dreams and Madness? Who is the most int…
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S4E30: Noti Hati Thrawn Likes Pilates
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It seems like we’ve awaited this moment for… *checks notes* ever! The live action debut of… *intense organ music intensifies* Grand Admiral Thrawn! Oh, and we also get a heaping helping of Ezra Bridger for good measure. There is so much to discuss about Ahsoka Part Six: Far, Far Away. We spent almost 4 hours talking about a 49 minute episode. Oh bu…
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We felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in pleasure and were suddenly silenced. We fear something sexy has happened. Dave “The Boner Master” Filoni services all his fans with this one. We gush and generally make a mess of things as we discuss Ahsoka Part Five: Shadow Warrior. There is so much to break d…
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S4E28: The Massive Weight of Size and Girth
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We got a doozy this week as we have more crazy theories than you can shake a long hefty two-handed saber at. We discuss Ahsoka S1E4: Fallen Jedi and stuff happens. Lots and lots of stuff. We break down all the major events, character beats, and we massively nerd out over saber stances. Before wrapping your turd monster in a little suit, make sure t…
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