“Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it” Said Confucius. That's what our mission is at Rotted podcast and it gets tested every episode when we sit down and discuss movies that received zero percent critic review on Rotten Tomatoes. Confucius also never had to watch InAppropriate Comedy, The Ridiculous 6 or Saving Christmas so what did he know.
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We're back with an episode almost lost to time (which we can legally release now that Lori Laughlin is locked up) for a movie that until last month was unavailable digitally. Of course, we are talking about 1986 Hal Needham classic Rad! How much did Lonely Island take from this movie for Hot Rod? Why did they cast an olympic gymnast for a bmx biker…
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Episode 77 - Domination of the Becoming (2019)
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We just found another hidden gem that may deserve to be in the pantheon of unintentionally great directors alongside Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau. That auteur is Geovanni Molina and the movie is Domination of the Becoming. With a few moments of competence, the rest of the film is even more of a mystery but at least the pacing is quick and they had m…
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Episode 76 - The Big Green (1995) 420 Lockdown Edition Reupload
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We might have greened out a little bit as we recorded this special 420 episode on the Disney classic(?) The Big Green. The film was shot on location around our hometown of Austin, Texas with crew members we know so there's plenty of local knowledge. Did you know Steve Guttenberg gained 12 whole pounds to play the role as the slightly pudgy sheriff?…
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Episode 75 - Rats (2002) Lockdown Edition
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This made for TV movie from the creator of Child's Play was originally supposed to be released September 11th, 2001 so as you can imagine it's a bit of a disaster. Rat suits, rat cam and rat fountains that rival World War Z zombie hoards so it's pretty much a perfect bad movie. Thanks for listening! Rate and subscribe to the show to help support us…
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Episode 74 - The Murder of Nicole Brown Simpson
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We got a classic 0% movie that we were inspired to watch as a crossover episode after the death of Billy Drago who played John Bly in The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. which we covered on the Dead by Dawn Podcast. IMDB Synopsis: Danny O'Brien is back in action fighting the notorious Simon Moon, also known as The Terror. Three years earlier O'Brie…
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On a crossover episode to promote our new show Trueish Crime, we do an episode about a serial killer influenced by social media. Unfortunately, the killer happens to be voiced by Andy Dick! Subscribe to our new podcast here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/trueishcrimes-podcast/id1467441725 Thanks for listening!…
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Merry Christmas! We couldn't put it better than the RT description: Misguided, misconceived, and misbegotten on every level, The Nutcracker in 3D is a stunning exercise in astonishing cinematic wrong-headedness.
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He's a stony, crusty dude with a mop on top His melon's fully tweaked but he'll never stop Stop trying to weaz the nugs from coast to coast The ones with the cones are the ones he digs the most! We watched Jury Duty from 1995 with an all star cast of supporting actors and Pauly Shore...
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Episode 69 - Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance (2007) - REUPLOAD
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Oopsie! Uploaded other podcast but it's fixed now so enjoy! Uwe Boll might come to our house and tie us to the radiator after we get done with our review of Bloodrayne 2. In this sequel to the 4% rated Bloodrayne, Rayne is in the wild west fighting Bully the Kid played by Scut Farkus. Thanks for listening! Rate and subscribe.…
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Episode 68 - Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998)
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Determined to save her estranged brother from a suicide cult, a young woman faces murderous children and worse. much much worse. jsut so bad. Thanks for listening! Rate and subscribe to the show to help support us!
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After escaping the insane asylum in which he was incarcerated, the Stepfather impersonates a marriage counselor and manages to win over a patient and her young son. Thanks for listening! Rate and subscribe to the show really helps us!
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Episode 66 - Burt Reynold's Gator (1976)
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We talk about the late great Burt Reynold's directoral debut Gator and ask the hard hitting questions like: Is a pig made of pork? Why would you bring cats to a heist? Is everything okey dokey in the Okefenokee? Thanks for listening! Rate and subscribe to get more episodes.
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Episode 65- Highlander 2 (1991) - Sequel September
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Is this one of the best 0% films we've reviewed on the podcast? Does it make any sense? Are Sean Connery and Christopher Lambert eskimo brothers? All this and more on a very special episode of Rotted Podcast.
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This is a lost episode recorded earlier this year that must have been eaten off the feed by those rascally Critters. The tiny fur ball aliens that will eat anything or anyone set their sights on a Los Angeles apartment tower starring Leo Dicaprio in his feature film debut. Rate, Review and subscribe for more episodes!…
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Episode 63 - Staying Alive (1983) - Travolted!
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Two of the dumbest characters of all time meet in this classic film starring John Travolta and directed by Sly "cup the balls, work the shaft" Stallone. Will this film make it into our top ten best worst films? Rate, Review and subscribe for more episodes!
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Episode 62 - Look Who's Talking Now (1993) - Travolted!
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We talk one of the most cringy movies ever on this weeks John Travolta 0% film Look Who's Talking Now. Even Danny Devito as a homeless dog can't save the movie from itself. Rate, Review and subscribe for more episodes!
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Episode 61 - Life on the Line (2015) - Travolted!
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0% Travolta Month begins with the 2015 film about the "exciting story" of Linemen in Lubbock Texas (e.g. Canada). Starring John Travolta, Kate Bosworth, Devon Sawa and Gil Bellows as the lovable Pok Chop! Some of the 0% reviews: "The real men and women who work on the country's power grids deserve better than a periodically ludicrous, mostly tediou…
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0% Rotten Tomatoes Reviews: Satanic is a "What Not To Do" handbook for aspiring horror filmmakers, and then some. -Matt Donato, We Got This Covered Astonishingly tedious from beginning to end... - David Nusair, Reel Film Reviews We're sponsored today by the headphone company Sudio! To get high quality wireless headphones click the link below and en…
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James Franco returns to the screen and directing after being exposed by the Me Too Movement with one of the most misogynistic films of the year. Who thought stealing the plot from Mad Max Fury Road and sprinkling a bit of Terminator and the Bad Batch would make a good movie? We're sponsored today by the headphone company Sudio! To get high quality …
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We're sponsored today by the headphone company Sudio! To get high quality wireless headphones click the link below and enter the offer code ROTTED to save 15% of your order. After a several year hiatus from acting Jim Carrey is back in one of the most depressing and dreary films ever. Based on a true story, this film takes place in a post apocalypt…
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22 years ago in a jungle far far away...Solo starring Mario Van Peebles, William Sadler and Adrien Brody. SYNOPSIS: Mario Van Peebles stars as an android killing weapon designed by the military and utilized to enter into a Latin American war to destroy the rebels - natives fighting simply to maintain their freedom. Contrary to his programming, he d…
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We did this in memory of Verne Troyer but unfortunately this movie has him pop out of a toilet... wiki: Hard Cash follows master thief Thomas Taylor (Christian Slater), when he is released on parole. When working as a Paramedic, Taylor is called to an emergency at a betting office, when two armed robbers make their stand. As one gets shot, Taylor h…
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A football movie without any football. My three word Gene Shalit review would be Johnny Be Bad. Description: High-school quarterback Johnny Walker (Anthony Michael Hall) is being courted by elite colleges nationwide. To get the sports star to enroll, an army of recruiters entices him with everything a young, hormonal teenager could want. While his …
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We're back with our third installment in the Leprechaun 0% rated series with our favorite one Leprechaun 3: Vegas Baby. Wiki: Leprechaun 3 (also known as Leprechaun III and Leprechaun 3: In Las Vegas) is a 1995 American slasher film and the third installment and first direct-to-video entry in the Leprechaun series.…
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REUPLOAD. Hope you enjoyed our other podcast! The new Netflix original film from the creators of Workaholics was just released and to my amazement it had a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes proving that comedy is the most subjective genre since the audience score is in the mid 50%. So is this film as bad as the critics say? Why do critics seem to really hate a…
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What to do when you are out of ideas for your franchise? Go into outer space! We're Back! Season 2 of Rotted Podcast officially kicks off with the film franchise with the most 0% films on Rotten Tomatoes. The Leprechaun Series.
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We're Back! Season 2 of Rotted Podcast officially kicks off with the film franchise with the most 0% films on Rotten Tomatoes. The Leprechaun Series. Leprechaun: Origins is a 2014 American "Horror" Film directed by Zach Lipovsky, written by Harris Wilkinson and starring Dylan Postl (better known by his wrestling ring name Hornswoggle). It is the se…
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Our third film from the best 0% writer/director Brian Yuzna, The dentist is disgusting, visceral and totally batshit. With special guests that are actually dentist and dental assistants, the episode is our most educational yet. Plus it stars a young Mark Ruffalo! If you're in the Austin area, come to our live show on March 4th at the 4th Tap Brewer…
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A Lifetime movie but without the talent. This lightly based on a true story of the 2002 murder of Christa Worthington, who was found stabbed to death with her 2-year-old daughter, unharmed at her side that has been covered in the hit podcast Killing on the Cape as well as several documentaries and tv episodes which are all more interesting than thi…
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Episode 48 - Neil Breen's Fateful Findings (2013)
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One of the best bad filmmakers ever Neil Breen is like a low budget Tommy Wisseau. For his day job he's an architect in Las Vegas. At night, he's the world's greatest hacker with a major messiah complex. We argue a lot of the so bad it's good merit and there's a lot of yelling which makes sense for such a rage inducing film. Thanks for listening! P…
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Episode 47 - Garbage Pail Kids (1987)
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One of the most disgusting things ever put to celluloid, Garbage Pail Kids is the first film based on a trading card and probably the last. This movie is like watching the gross up-close up from Ren and Stimpy for 90 minutes. How do you take a subversive idea and water it down into a boring kids movie? Full of great little people actors this movie …
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Episode 46 - Slappy and the Stinkers (1998)
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A bunch of awful kids kidnap a Sea Lion because they've seen Free Willy. BD Wong's butt stars as the school principal who is just trying to make sure these idiots don't get killed. Cousin Balki also plays Bill Murray from Caddyshack. Will this beat out Mac and Me and Three Ninjas 4 to be the best worst kids movie? Also Jennifer Coolidge does a voic…
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A comedy from 1999 starring Will Ferrell, Ben and Jerry Stiller and produced by JJ Abrams. What could go wrong? Apparently everything. Even with this talent, they put together a movie that only has a couple laughs and can't figure out the tone or message. Kris puts it best as "a fever dream written by Kevin Smith as a parody of That Thing You Do". …
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A live action Team America World Police but without a plot. Was this movie just a ploy to make a set of Army toys to compete with GI Joe? Was Hal Needham to drugged up from a on set motorcycle accident to direct? Why did the Barry Bostwick and Hal Needham ponzi scheme fail and why take it out on him by making a dick silhouette? These questions just…
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Episode 43 - Silent Night Deadly Night 2 (1987)
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We talk one of the most infamous 0% movies on the entire list: Silent Night Deadly Night 2 featuring some of the best eyebrow acting of all time from Eric Freeman. We talk about how the film came about from the initial idea of just recutting Silent Night Deadly Night 1 to make a fake sequel. Let us know your thoughts on the film! Follow us at faceb…
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Star Wars The Last Jedi Vs The Alt Right Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score
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On a very cathartic bonus episode of Rotted Podcast we talk Star Wars the Last Jedi. Specifically the 40% difference between the critic Rotten Tomatoes score. Why is the audience rating worse than all the prequels, DC comic movies and most of the Transformers? How much of this is caused by the alt-right bots and assholes that are trying to drive do…
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We watched Elves from 1989, a gem of a b horror film starring Grizzly Adams (Dan Haggerty) himself. How have more people not seen this movie? It deserves to be a classic in the vain of Troll 2. How can you just make your main character dissapear towards the end of the movie? What's with the awful double vision special effect for the last five minut…
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On a special episode of Rotted Podcast we talk about Disaster Artist the new film about the making of one of the worst films ever The Room. We talk our overall view on Disaster Artist, talk about the theories of Tommy Wiseau origin and where he got his money, differences between the movie and the book by Greg Sestero and which cameo is our favorite…
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Episode 36 - Initiation: Silent Night Deadly Night 4
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Merry AXmas! On our second episode of SNDM, we watched Initiation: Silent Night Deadly Night 4. This movie is full of people on fire, puking and giant cockroaches so pretty much right up our alley. Why is this one not considered the best of the series? Directed by Brian Yuzna, the visuals actually work pretty well even if the story is a bit jumbled…
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Episode 35 - Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toymaker
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Merry AXmas! Starting with Silent Night Deadly Night 5, we are counting down to GARBAGE DAY. Is there a worse horror franchise? Mickey Rooney stars as the unfortunately named Petto who along with son Pino make deadly children's toys for some reason. We'll be back next week with Initiation: Silent Night Deadly Night 4. Please Rate and Review us on i…
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Justice League V the Tomatometer: Dawn of Judgement
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On a special episode of Rotted podcast we discuss the controversy behind the decision to hold back the reviews of Justice League until right before the first screening. What does it say when a Rotten Tomatoes whose partly owned by Warner Brothers holds back reviews from their site because they know that the movie will be met with bad reception? Is …
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Episode 34 - The Show (This is Your Death) 2017
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A reality show where contestants crowdfund money for themselves and then kill themselves. Seriously. This movie should have been set in a dystopian future or at least be a satire but instead it is a dead serious drama. This movie basically tries to have entertaining Saw-like deaths and then says "what the hell. You sick bastard. You really like wat…
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Jason Goes to Hell (1993) - Dead by Dawn Crossover Episode
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On Dead by Dawn podcast we breakdown films and shows in the Evil Dead universe. Most of the time these are classic films like Evil Dead 2 but since we finally reviewed a rotten film, we knew it had to crossover to Rotted. The internet horror community exploded last week with the revelation that everyone's favorite hockey masked slasher Jason Voorhe…
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Episode 33 - Return to Horror High (1987)
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Today we have a sloppy discussion about one of the sloppiest horror movies of all time Return to Horror High. This movie is the inception of 80's horror movies. There are so many different timelines and realities. It's also George Clooney's movie debut and he's super sexy. This movie makes no sense and we love it. Will it be crowned best 0% film? S…
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One of the most unnecessary shot for shot remakes ever made, Cabin Fever takes the premise of Eli Roth's 2003 horror film and adds pretty much nothing. Did Eli Roth allow this to be made so that his film would be seen as a classic? If a shovel to the face doesn't kill you, what will? Have the filmmakers ever roasted a marshmallow? The film also sta…
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Episode 30 - Inhumans episode 3 (An Acre of Ganja)
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This fucking show... We watched episode 3 of Inhumans Divide and Conquer. Lockjaw gets run over. Medusa gets some clothes. Karnak starts growing weed. Black Bolt does the worst prison escape since We try and fail to figure out some of the most basic details of this universe. Let us know @filmsagainst on twitter if we should keep subjecting ourselve…
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Episode 29 - Inhumans Pilot Episodes (2017)
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We watched Marvel's worst reviewed property since maybe Corman's Fantastic Four or Generation X in the 90's. The show sat at 0% for long enough that it counts. At recording time the only positive review was from common sense media and they just rate movies based on how appropriate they are to christian audiences so screw them its 0% to us! We ask a…
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On our second episode of Enema at the Cinema we watch the currently in theaters film The Layover. The film is strangely topical full of category 4 hurricanes and North Korea. This film is directed by The Shoveler himself (William H Macy) and written by Rickety Cricket (David Hornsby) and Sensei Ira (Lance Krall) How was a movie like this made in 20…
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