SEX! We’re all dying to talk about it, but how many of us actually do? In our opinion, not nearly enough of us. So we’re doing it for you! Momgasm is juicy conversations about reclaiming sensuality & pleasure in motherhood and beyond. Helping you navigate your sex life post babies, drop the shame, broaden your sexual & spiritual horizons, and gift you relatability in this crazy ride that is motherhood. Part storytelling, part sex ed, part comedy, hosts Lindsay Umlah and Sarah Cresswell make ...
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In this final episode of The Momgasm Podcast, it's just Lindsay and Sarah reminiscing and bringing you up to speed about the last 7 months. Bring your tissues, grab your blanket and get cozy as we teary-eyed-talk about these last two years, how grateful we are for our journey, and what is yet to come. This chapter may be ending, but the magic isn't…
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Becoming A Transparent: Loving & Supporting Transgender Children
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This week we asked longtime listener and good friend Juanita Gallagher to sit down with us & share her story of supporting her son since he came out as Transgender. From the text that changed it all to navigating the medical system, learning to better advocate for her son, mourning the changing of his name & learning the ropes from binders to packe…
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What does a shitty week, Aries support group, sexual energy, rituals & a succubus have in common? This weeks conversation! It got wild and weird as we kicked things off talking about the scourge of social media censorship & the hardships of Lindsay’s past few weeks before leaping into Sarah’s experience in cultivating intimacy rituals with her Part…
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Happy Halloween Lovers! We decided to get extra spicy with the approaching holiday & dive deep into the world of erotica. Not just any old erotica though, spooky erotica! In this episode we take turns reading the juiciest stories we could find while sipping a bottle of wine, and kicking the show off sharing our honest thoughts on erotica as a means…
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Conscious Uncoupling & Queer Awakening with Haley MacPhee
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This week we have a special episode, our very first guest submission with Haley MacPhee. We often think of marriages as ending in a happily ever after or disastrous divorce, a this or that narrative. But what might happen when you uncover your queerness in the midst of a heteronormative relationship with one of your best friends? This is Haley’s st…
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DADGASM: Goblins, Light Sabers and Adult Playdates with Sarah and Olly
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In this special Dadgasm episode, Sarah and Olly bring some levity to their usual Dadgasm topics (relationships, healing, trauma, etc) and instead opt for a whole episode about the importance of PLAY! Sarah and Olly discuss their recent "inner child play date" and the pursuit now as adults to remember HOW to play and when did we ever stop? The last …
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DADGASM: Never Have I Ever with Lindsay & Geoff
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You folks seem to like it when we bring the Dads out to play, so this week Lindsay & Geoff sat down to deliver a juicy & unexpected episode. We spent the first 15 minutes trying to have a serious conversation that wasn’t going anywhere so we whipped out the games & got silly together. We played “Most Likely To” & “Never have I Ever” and possibly ou…
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What The Fuck is Sex Therapy Anyways? Interview with Dr. Natalie Rosen
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Have you ever wondered just what in the hell IS sex therapy?! Well wonder no more, we have the holy grail! In this weeks episode, we sat down with Dr. Natalie Rosen and answered our most burning questions, as well covering just what in the hell is it and who is it for? Spoiler alert, kinda for anyone and everyone who is experiencing sexual distress…
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Creating Emotional Space in a Fucked Up World
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In this episode we’re talking about how fucked up life has been for the last couple of months. From philosophical issues, existential crisis’ and vulnerability hangovers. We dive deep into this one and discuss righteousness rampant in social media, saviour complexes, how Lindsay is over fear-mongering, restorative justice and community support, can…
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How Victorians Survived the Plague of Spermaturia with "Canadian Politics Is Boring" Podcast
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Surprise! For this bonus episode we sat down with Jesse and Rhys from Canadian Politics Is Boring and reviewed a Canadian sex manual for Victorians - it was epic. We learned what not to do in the bedroom (which is basically everything), how to avoid masturbation aka "the secret vice", the danger of circle jerks at school, how to best perform our wi…
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Content Warning: Sexual Trauma, Details Omitted On this weeks episode, Sarah sits down with her mother Inez and talks about their journey as mother and daughter, both healing from sexual trauma. This conversation encompasses what it was like for Inez to help support Sarah through her healing, how Inez felt when she found out about Sarahs history, S…
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Ever wonder what might happen if Sarah & Lindsay escaped for a weekend away, fuelled ourselves with wine and went live with zero plans? Well now you need wonder no more! This might be one of the most random conversations, yet it’s loaded with nuggets of wisdom, visceral reactions, wine spilling, motherhood moments, tough conversations, and so much …
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The Mothers of Modern Gynaecology with Dr Kameelah Philips OBGYN
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This week we sit down with Badass Dr. Kameelah Phillips, an OBGYN from New York City. Kameelah has spent the past 10 years sharing the whole truth around the “Father of Modern Gynaecology”, Dr Sims and the experimental atrocities he performed on enslaved Black womxn in his quest for medical advancement. She leads this retelling and education of HER…
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Pussy Lab: Gpop2 Unisex Vibrator by Gvibe
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SURPRISE! Bonus episode coming straight from our pussies to the masses! Today's bonus episode is our third sex toy review and second for the London, UK based company Gvibe. We were so excited to try out their new toy, the Gpop2, after loving and reviewing their Gvibe3 which we affectionately renamed the "Duck Bill”. This little vibrator packs a PUN…
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A Fleshy Reunion & WTF is this "New Normal"?
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It’s a Momgasm reunion of sorts because after almost four long months we’re finally back in the same room & with a tech upgrade. This week we celebrated with a beer on Lindsays couch and tucked into a conversation about “The New Normal”. The last six months have been wildly intense for the majority of the world and the fire just keeps getting bigge…
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Last week we decided to pause on releasing this episode out of respect for the current uprising and anti-racist revolution. We believe in amplifying melanated voices and we want to make it abundantly clear, that Momgasm is committed to unlearning racism. Two weeks ago we had a very honest conversation about sharing our truths. Lindsay elaborated af…
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DADGASM: Marital Separation & Zen Masturbation with Sarah and Olly
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SURPRISE! We decided to gift you the second part of our Dadgasm series ONE WEEK EARLY! Sarah and Olly sat down inside a blanket fort and reminisced about life over the last seven months since their last Dadgasm episode. They get real honest about their three month separation, parenting through the worst of it, empathy vs. sympathy, why healing thei…
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DADGASM: Getting Intimate with The Umlah's and Microwaved Balls
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DADGASM IS BACK! Lindsay and Geoff take over Momgasm, in our third instalment where we sit down with our partners and record an episode. Lindsay and Geoff catch us up on their lives since their last Dadgasm episode, they've had some new insights and made a decision about opening up their marriage. They also talk about the very real-life struggles o…
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Sex Work, Toe Nails and Relationships with Chilly Chick
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In this weeks episode we spoke to fellow bad ass bitch and sex worker Chilly Chick. Hailing from Halifax, Chilly has been in the business for three years doing everything from webcamming to bespoke adult content. She uses her social platforms to advocate for sex worker rights and sex positivity. In this episode we got down to the nitty gritty of wh…
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This week's episode is a throwback to when times were simpler and our world wasn’t knee deep in isolation. We recorded this episode back in February and never released this two hour behemoth. We dove into the power of selfies, creatives being serial entrepreneurs, tantric sex, Lindsays new fave porno “Impregnation, Nation”, impersonating Julia Chil…
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IT'S SEASON TWO BITCHES and we're in the middle of the apocalypse! In this episode, Sarah and Lindsay cover the ins and outs of how COVID has impacted our lives, what mandatory quarantine has been like for Lindsay since returning from Mexico. We share what we've bought online; most favourably, copious amounts of cannabis and microdosed psilocybin. …
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"So Many Fun Things Can Happen in Your Asshole" LIVE with Serena Haines
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In this weeks special episode, we're talking all things BUTT STUFF in front of a live audience for the Atlantic Podcast Summit here in Halifax, Nova Scotia. We sat down with somatic sex educator and lover of butts, Serena Haines. We learned, laughed, cried and tossed some donut salad. Serena shared her wealth of wisdom about sensually idling, how b…
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Discovering Our 'Wild Power' with Alexandra Pope and Sjanie Hugo Wurlitzer
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In this episode we sat down with the indelible Alexandra Pope & Sjanie Hugo Wurlitzer, authors of "Wild Power". A radical book about reclaiming your menstrual cycle by using their "inner seasons" methodology. We talked about menstrual cycle awareness vs. fertility awareness method, how to navigate periods of "no flow", the postpartum void, menstrua…
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In this weeks episode Sarah and Lindsay explore the importance of DATING. Be it yourself, your partner(s) or your kids, dating can be a game changer! Lindsay shares her experience downloading Tinder right before a syphilis outbreak, and we get into a deep conversation on polyamory before diving into her Tinder Matches. Enjoy!⠀Come to our next LIVE …
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Finding Your Pleasure with Cynthia Loyst
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In this episode we get cozy and talk all things pleasure with Cynthia Loyst, Co-Host of CTV’s The Social, award-winning sex educator, AND author of her brand new book Find Your Pleasure. We discuss everything from understanding sexuality & neutralizing shame, unpacking relationships, common fears, and why monogamy might not be all it’s cracked up t…
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Pussy Lab: GVibe "The Duck Bill" Sex Toy Review
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Looking for a new sex toy & don’t know where to look? Tune into this episode where we give you a hilarious two pussy review on the strangest sex toy we’ve ever seen! Think you’d put a duck bill in your pussy? Cause ya might change your mind after this!⠀Come to our next LIVE SHOW in March!www.atlanticpodcastsummit.etixnow.com/events/momgasm-live-tap…
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WE'RE BACK! After a month long break from slinging dils, producing content and swapping juicy stories, we've returned! In this episode we recount how Lindsay basically PMS'd for the entire month and Sarah had an existential crisis. We have some laughs over fond childhood catalogue memories and dish the deets on whats to come for Momgasm 2020! ⠀ Com…
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The Mysterious World of Surrogacy: Viana Martin's Story
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In todays episode, we spoke to our new friend and freshly postpartum surrogate momma, Viana Martin. We discussed her incredible story from the beginning to end and how she is currently recovering. From the process of becoming a surrogate (in America), to the delivery room with the intended parents and her family, the emotional moments she encounter…
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Body Wisdom & Parenting with Somatic Sex Coach Kat Nantz
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This episode we sat down with Somatic Sex Coach, Kat Nantz. What we initially thought would be a conversation about sex positive parenting blossomed into SO MUCH MORE. From Kat’s journey navigating the consent-poor medical system, to reclaiming & returning to her body through pain induced orgasms, healing in the kink community, and sex positive par…
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Story Time - A Tale Of Afterparties, Fights and Fetishes
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This episode is all about what went down at the unofficial "Halifax Cock Explosion" afterparty. Spoiler alert, Lindsay almost made out with someone and then got into a fight. We dig into the business of fetishes and then randomly discuss tv shows - Lindsay shocks Sarah and apparently The Matrix is about Jesus?⠀Hey Halifax fans! Come to our live sho…
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This week we’re talking Porn! The highs, the lows, the often unregulated industry, shady areas, first experiences, and the stuff we’re into. Whether you’re a fan or not this episode will absolutely have something for you.⠀Hey Halifax fans! Come to our live show! https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/78631074661⠀Follow Momgasm on Instagram and Facebook @momga…
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Incase you missed our live set at Halifax Pop Explosion last weekend, we got you covered! We popped our strap-on virginity onstage and talked about inviting play into the bedroom, Lindsay lived out her cock-yielding fantasy and Sarah discovered her insatiable need to penetrate random objects. This is short and sweet but PACKED full of hilarity, enj…
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Sex Magic: When Spirituality & Sex Collide
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This week we’re recovering from another wildly transformative night with Intuitive Energy Healer, Bahia which prompted a profound conversation around the intertwined nature of spirituality and sexuality. From whether or not our spiritual well-being plays into sex & vice versa, to noticing energetic shifts between orgasms & manifesting through sex m…
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Motherhood meltdowns meet masturbation in this weeks episode. We kicked off the conversation sharing real-time parenting struggles but took an abrupt left turn into the world of self-pleasure. From how often we play, to personal methods & rituals, weird places we’ve tickled our tiny pickles, our fondest early memories and even exploring solo sex wi…
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DADGASM Part Two: Healing Spaces and Weepy Faces with The Cresswells
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Sarah and Olly recorded from a secluded cabin in the woods on their 12th anniversary. The weekend wasn’t about romance, it was about healing and making space for each other to process. This episode is a very raw, intimate look at where they are right now and how they are navigating this phase of their relationship. They discuss individual healing a…
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DADGASM Part One: Between The Sheets with The Umlah’s
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Dadgasm is back baby! Lindsay and Geoff kick off our second series and oh boy, did they ever deliver. From an existential crisis while making whoopi, awkward dirty talk, car sex & slow sex, Lindsay's tiny hands affliction and her hand-job struggles, the pull-out method, sexual expression & healing and we end it with their first butt plug experience…
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Pleasureville: A Feminist Sex Comedy - Interview with Playwright Ellen Denny & Review
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In this bonus episode, we are talking all things PLEASUREVILLE! The new production at Neptune Theatre’s Scotia Bank Stage here in Halifax, dubbed 'Half Sex Toy Gag, Half Feminist Debate'. We were invited to the world premiere and had a blast! In this episode we sit down with Ellen Denny, playwright of Pleasureville and all around badass boss babe, …
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Pegging, Big Dick Energy and Butt Crinkles - Interview with Luna Matatas
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Luna Matatas: one part sex educator, one part craft slut and a whole lotta fierceness in-between. This episode we chat all things #buttstuff, and have an extremely eye-opening experience with Luna talking beginner ass play and pegging 101. We chat about the very real fear of pooping everywhere, the importance of 'turning on' your butt, using an ana…
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Fat Sex: Interview with Meghan Clarke
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In this episode, we have a big fat juicy conversation with returning guest, Meghan Clarke. We talk about the misconceptions of fat sex, how & why we need to see more body variety in sexualized media, the language we use to describe larger bodies and some of the personal challenges Meghan has faced in a larger body, while having sex. This ones hella…
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In this episode, Lindsay and Sarah discuss the realities of trauma work, sex and long-term relationships. Sarah explains her current sex life or lack thereof and the guilt associated with it. Lindsay explains a traumatic event postpartum, losing her libido and how she held space for herself to heal.⠀Momgasm Sensual Weekend Retreat https://www.faceb…
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Raw & Randy: Unfiltered Conversations on Motherhood and Sexual Healing
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This weeks episode, Lindsay and Sarah have a laid back conversation after an emotionally heavy month. They gabbed about building their tickle trunk of sex toys, Jean-Claude Van Damme & lingerie shopping, navigating parenting & media, being vulnerable with trusted allies, learning about self-forgiveness, called out one of their moms to come on the s…
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Lindsay and Sarah have a drink and answer YOUR questions - dream momcation? ideal datenight? sexy dreams about other people we may or may not know? gimp suits and butt plugs? This episode is just two milfs laughing their tits off.⠀Momgasm Sensual Weekend Retreat https://www.facebook.com/events/823417131370542/⠀VOTE FOR MOMGASM! #bestofhalifax - htt…
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Fatphobia and Our Obsession with Weight: Interview with Meghan Clarke
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In this episode we speak to Meghan Clarke, a plus-sized model, designer and body acceptance advocate. We discuss navigating a society that is intentionally built for smaller bodies, diet culture, and altering our bodies to fit unrealistic expectations. Then Meghan leaves us with an epic challenge for YOU, our listeners.⠀Momgasm Sensual Weekend Retr…
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Sarah and Lindsay get a little high and dive into an epic conversation - rope bondage, orgasmic meditation, non-sexual cuddling, Lions Gate, being a shower fucker, erotic stretching, thumb in the bum and Google censors the Italian word for butt.⠀VOTE FOR MOMGASM! #bestofhalifax - http://bit.ly/Votemomgasm⠀Let’s connect! Find us:www.instagram.com/mo…
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From Sex Phobia to Sexually Empowered: Sarah's Story
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TRIGGER WARNING: Sarah and Lindsay discuss sexual trauma. In this episode Sarah talks about her healing journey since her childhood trauma - how she went from developing a phobia of sex to embracing her sexuality and empowering herself through it. Lindsay shares her own story and uncovers forgotten memories.⠀VOTE FOR MOMGASM! #bestofhalifax - http:…
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Making Time For F*ck - Six Kids, Sex Needs, and Figuring It All Out with Samulina Hebert
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Sometimes it feels impossible to make time for sex, especially when we throw a gaggle of kids into the mix. This week we sit down with Samulina, mama to six amazing humans, who also happens to be wildly passionate about sexuality and womxnhood. We sit down and chat about her sexual appetite and how she both literally and figuratively fits it in, an…
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DADGASM (The Dads behind Momgasm) Part Two: Sarah and Olly
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Continuing our DADGASM series, Sarah and Olly take to the mic and get real honest. They recount the early days of trying to "woo" each other and the awkward moments of their sex life as new parents. Olly gets super honest about his anxiety and guilt as a new dad, then opens up about his vasectomy and how it's deeply affected him emotionally, sexual…
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DADGASM (The Dads behind Momgasm) Part One: Lindsay and Geoff
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Introducing DADGASM! For the next two weeks we are showcasing the dads behind Momgasm. In this episode, Lindsay and her partner Geoff take a trip down memory lane and relive their journey from the beginning to now. Recounting how their sex life has changed since having children, what it was like for Geoff transitioning into fatherhood and how he RE…
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Freebirthing: Lindsay's Birth Story - Part Two
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In part 2 of Lindsay’s freebirthing story we’re getting into all the juicy details. From total labour denial and her waters breaking on a public beach, to holding her baby after an ecstatic and life altering birth. Sit back, relax, grab some tissues because it’s about to get real birthy up in here.⠀Let’s connect! Find us:www.instagram.com/momgasmpo…
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Freebirthing: Lindsay's Birth Story - Part One
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It’s Lindsay’s birthing month and lots of you have asked so we’re taking a trip down memory lane and talking all things birth. Tune in for part one where we explore the what and why behind her choice to freebirth, what it’s like navigating the birthing system as a high risk mother, and why we need more support and education for empowered choice in …
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