Terrible People: Sketch Comedy for Jerks www.facebook.com/terriblepeoplecomedy
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Welcome to Terrible People Doing Terrible Things. A true crime/horror addict and a psychologist discuss the terrible things that terrible people do. We’ve got cults, serial killers, and even nuns. We hope to darken your day with a little morbid humor and stories on all that this horrible world has to offer.
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The only podcast in the world that makes smart people laugh and dumb people learn. It’s like the movie trailer guy got a PhD in Economics, and then went to open-mike night at the Comedy Store. In each episode, your brilliant and handsome narrator guides you through a single well-researched story of dumb people, stupid ideas, occasional sound effects, and 25 clever turns of phrase. Exclusive content for email subscribers at EricExplains.com.
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Come explore Steve Bannon's greatest hits—from "Let's Build a Wall" to “We’re Comin’ For You Bro!” to “Who Needs Ethics at Breitbart Anyway?" Old Stevie here, man, he spins his sticky silk of deceit, trapping the gullible in his finely woven net of alternative facts, where he crushes all prey with his mandible and sucks their life juice straight ou…
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To my knowledge, there has never been a musical about our nation’s 45th President. Enjoy this unauthorized biography of Donald Trump's very public life- perhaps the most famous American in the past 40 years. Until today. Full lyrics available at EricExplains.com 1:00 Swagger My Son / 2:04 Too Many Kids / 2:50 Young Donald / 4:36 Sir Swagger (Ivana'…
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Let’s unravel the enigma that is Congresswoman Lauren Boebert, a woman whose political strategy is 'shoot first, ask questions never.' From her bold stance on the 2nd Amendment, getting grabby in community theatres, and trolling the libs on social media, it’s clear that she’s a handful. I mean, seriously, she’s a handful. Just ask her Beetlejuice d…
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Imagine an amusement park that turns fun into a full-contact sport! Imagine a place where safety regulations are about as rare as a unicorn sighting! New Jersey's Action Park may have had its quirks and dangers, but it also had a certain charm. It was a place where you could challenge fate *AND* explore the physical limits of the human body. If you…
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Let this audacious audio adventure be your guide to naughty shortcuts, sneaky tricks, and downright deplorable maneuvers from humanity's dark side. From getting freebies to swindling your way up the ladder, there's no telling what wicked wonders await you. Caution: for entertainment purposes only, folks, because using these life hacks might land yo…
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Let’s take a whirlwind tour through the land of impulse buys and questionable merchandise! Where else you gonna purchase 50-cent socks, Billy Bass and a jar of Vaseline all in the same trip? From the cluttered aisles to the mispriced snacks, Dollar General has perfected the art of cutting costs while providing a steady stream of new recruits into H…
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Let's talk about the worst business decisions of all time. Even the most successful companies can sometimes make truly boneheaded moves. Cringe with your honey-voiced Narrator as we dive into the world of epic business blunders- the type of multi-million dollar mistakes that drive the best brands in America STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND. Co-written by T…
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SEASON 3 DEBUT :) This is the second episode on Elon Musk, concentrating solely on Twitter- which is enough material for 14 more episodes if we wanted. Blue checkmarks! Free speech! Spikes in racism and broken tweets, all managed by a man with billions of dollars and zero understanding of human beings. Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay writes thin…
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Elon Musk is the richest man in the world. He's also weird as heck. And while we all appreciate his unique perspective, we should *ALSO* appreciate that a really smart guy can also be a grade-A a**hole. Dude acts like he invented electricity, that's wack though, yo? Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay writes things that make people laugh on Fiverr. …
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We just gonna take a brief spin around the Election Day desk, describing distressing details detailing our damn democracy doing it's darnest to descend down the drain. Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing at Medium. Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr…
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Come in and settle forth, knaves, where ye Narrator details a story on Hunter Biden, his work history, his decision-making, and perhaps a joke or two. Your Narrator really strikes the balance between facts and *more facts* this episode, as you'll enjoy stories of nakedness, cocaine and banging prostitutes BUT ALSO LEARN ABOUT POLITICS<<< AND PARENT…
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America has a war going on with poor folks- not that they're particularly well-funded mind you, but we hate helping these broke jokers, while we love backing up fat stacks of sweet cash to people that have plenty of dough already. Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent…
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Herschel Walker is running for the US Senate after a lifetime of scoring touchdowns and spawning athletic children, some of whom he still remembers. He's America's greatest athlete! And America's greatest food processor! And FBI agent. And Valedictorian. And Herschel Walker's abortion payments are just the cost of doing business when you're the bes…
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When school shootings are commonplace and our best solution is 'give the school librarian a Glock!', we realize that our leaders cannot solve America's biggest problem- There are too many idiots with access to too-powerful weapons. No poopie jokes in this episode! BOO! But your Narrator (a very skilled and attentive lover) still provides a healthy …
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BONUS: A Filthy Episode (not due to your Narrator, thank goodness!)
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Let's look at the Google algorithm, and the mysterious process by which keywords become associated with this moral and upstanding media podcast nugget. Technology will someday take over the world, but these 'search terms' don't belong anywhere near this sincere and honest podcast, I promise. Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on…
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Sometimes, we need a helping hand- like this fella on Reddit that has a real humdinger when his landlord starts acting creepy and leaving odd notes everywhere. OR IS IT A GHOST?! It all gets sorted out in the end, because of a complete stranger. ...and speaking of helping hands, Scott Johnson of the podcast "What Was That Like" makes an appearance.…
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The soon-to-be former Representative of North Carolina, Madison Cawthorn, has done more since breakfast than you've done your entire life. Between fussin', fightin', fornicatin' and destroying the two main methods of public transportation, he's a five-star man... caught in a world full of emasculated males who obey speeding laws and sexual consent.…
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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it... is that the *perfect* place for a Nickelback concert? There's a decent chance that this podcast episode will make you wildly rich and successful, and again, make all of your wildest dreams come true. And if it doesn't, blame Nickelback. Everything bad is their fault anyways AMIRITE?…
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Instead of messing up teachers, students, gay people and the state of Florida *individually*, Governor Ron DeSantis decides he's gonna mess 'em up en masse, like when you want to delete a file from your home computer and instead opt to wipe the whole hard drive. Come to Florida! Where sterling beaches and amazing weather clash with the Presidential…
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When Will Smith went slap-happy against Chris Rock, it was a moment of extreme sadness for Hollywood. Immediately, tinsel-town realized it's problem, and decided to disband the Oscars for the good of humanity. Not really. The show must go on, right? Even if one of our hosts got assaulted by the best male actor, hey, we got ad slots to fill. Priorit…
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The world watches in shock and disgust as two powers go to war, causing untold unnecessary casualties. There are no poop jokes in this episode but there *is* a fart joke NEXT TIME I PROMISE TO DO BETTER WITH THE POOPIES. Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing a…
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Putin is throwing his weight around, acting like he's running the joint. And he just might be. But what of Zelensky? And NATO? Who is in charge and why is everything so messed up? Come learn about the Russia Invasion of Ukraine, in podcast form, with poop jokes. Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on F…
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Meet Kentucky Senator Rand Paul. He's better than you, and we *ALL* know it. Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing at Medium. Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you need to purchase his deep and resonant voice, just click here.…
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Let's plunge into the circumstances behind the downfall of one of humanity's greatest creations. Is FM radio broken (yes) and why? Co-written by TeeJay Small. Check out TeeJay on Medium and Fiverr.By Eric Gray
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Even if you don't like sportsball, this season 2 debut on NFL star Antonio Brown is guaranteed to make tears of happiness stream down your face and make all of your dreams come true.By Eric Gray
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It's a super-sized season 1 finale! Why must the supply chain be so darn INCONVENIENT?!?! It's the holiday season, you'd think maybe we could get a friggin' break around here.By Eric Gray
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Your Narrator beats a dead horse for the conclusion of Anti Vaxxers, a group of people TOTALLY down with drinking livestock medicine instead of getting a Covid-19 vaccine.By Eric Gray
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Your intellectually curious Narrator hands out verbal haymakers like birthday presents to those people that refuse to take a safe and effective vaccine. Come for the education, stay for the poop jokes.By Eric Gray
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Behold your wise and potent Narrator as he introduces you to the latest offering from a vast family tree of failure- Kevin- who is dumber than a bag of hammers and as sharp as a donut hole. Story taken from reddit.com.By Eric Gray
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BONUS: World's All-Time Least Courageous People
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Wonder at the platinum-plated vocal chords of your Uncle Eric, as he tells you about the world's most cowardly people, and how to not become one WITH JOKES AND STUFFBy Eric Gray
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The story changes and shifts; blame is cast aside, people can't even agree if it was an insurrection. It wasn't anything worse than a shuffleboard game at an old folks' home, you guys!By Eric Gray
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Wherein and forthwith, ye Honey-Throated Narrator speaks of an American tragedy committed by misguided ne'er-do-wells that nearly cause our Capitol to crumble.By Eric Gray
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BONUS: 2021-2022 NFL Preseason Predictions (the AFC)
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Bonus episode on the 2021-2022 NFL Season.By Eric Gray
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BONUS: 2021-2022 NFL Preseason Predictions (the NFC)
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Forget the football pundits, all you need is Uncle Eric telling you which teams are gonna win and which teams are gonna lose. This is the NFC version.By Eric Gray
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Britney Spears, a human being, is being denied her being by being forced to be a dancing bear. Bear with me, I'm being sensible about Britney's bad deal with this conservatorship stuff. Chill out, gosh, you're so emotional.By Eric Gray
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How did America's Mayor turn into a garbage gargoyle? Learn more about Presidential lawyer, Rudy Giuliani! He's like Saul Goodman, but oilier.By Eric Gray
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Frane Selak, a Ukrainian music teacher dodges dying for decades despite Death dearly desiring his demise.By Eric Gray
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Trickle Down Economics is like a magic trick where instead of pulling a rabbit out of a hat, you put a million dollars in a rich guy’s pocket. So, actually, it’s not like a magic trick at all, plus there’s not a rabbit or a hat either. So forget what I just wrote. 1:34 Your golden-throated narrator frames the problem in an easy to understand and in…
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Unsatisfactories: Gaslighting and The Internet is Full of Lies
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It's time for another round of Unsatisfactories! This week, we discuss gaslighting and how to spot it in a relationship as well as discuss some of our own experiences with this sneaky tactic of emotional abuse and manipulation. We also provide an unintentional cautionary tale of not doing enough research on the interwebs.... ahem... Amanda... DO...…
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Join us as we discuss one of history's most infamous serial killers: Mr. Herman Webster Mudgett aka HH Holmes. Part young man with an entrepreneurial spirit, part fraudster, swindler, and murderer, HH Holmes designed a hotel that would eventually be dubbed the Murder Castle based on the grizzly murders that took place in this macabre maze of death.…
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First We Feast's 'Hot Ones', Sean Evans and their guests
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First We Feast’s “Hot Ones” is a show with hot questions and even hotter wings. It’s got everything- gluttony, puking, Sean Evans, Da Bomb, anger and regret. It’s like life, condensed into a twenty minute long chunk, where we can experience the entirety of human emotions. 3:00 Lil’ Yachty learns that adulthood has consequences 3:51 Kristen Bell and…
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Richard Speck: Is that a Knife in your Pocket, Sir?
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Join us as we discuss a mass murderer from the American heartland: Mr. Richard Speck. Part young man just trying to get ahead in life by drinking and couch surfing, part murderous, knife-wielding woman-hater, Speck tortured, raped (at least one victim), and murdered 8 nursing students on the night of July 13, 1966 in Chicago, Illinois. He would be …
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We're outnumbered here in the Senate. We are gonna lose this bill. Can you get some more votes to assist? Naw, man. I'll just talk forever. Trust me, IT WORKSBy Eric Gray
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Unsatisfactories: Generational Beefs and Bear Bites Butt
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It's time for another round of Unsatisfactories! This week, we discuss the recent feud between the Mom Jeans and Skinny Jeans Generations and explore the history of generational conflict. We also discuss a harrowing tale of one woman's brave quest to find an outhouse without a giant bear in waiting. Links to stories covered: https://www.newsbreak.c…
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Death Angels: It's Time for Your Medicine
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Join us as we discuss Austria's killer nurses: the Death Angels! Part underpaid and overworked gaggle of women in the healthcare industry, part cruel and boastful killers, these ladies knew how to keep their patients quiet and at peace- if by quiet and at peace you mean DEAD! Learn all about their brutal killing methods and just how easy it was to …
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Where we tumble into the deceptive, life-destroying troll known as James O'Keefe and his dumb employees at Project Veritas. #projectveritas #trump #maga #qanon #parler #qanonworldwide #parlernightowlsBy Eric Gray
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Unsatisfactories: Childbirth Chainsaws and Childhood Schadenfreud
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It's time for another round of Unsatisfactories! This week, we discuss emerging research about childhood schadenfreud and uncover the real reasons behind why your child is laughing at you as you burn yourself on the stove. Hint: Karma's a real beotch! We also explore a popular TikTok claim that chainsaws used to be used during childbirth. Spoiler a…
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John Wayne Gacy-Part Two: This is Why I Hate Clowns
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Join us as we wrap up our two-part series on America's favorite clown: Mr. John Wayne Gacy! We continue the story following Gacy's first murder and go full on clown as we discuss how Mr. Gacy came to be known as The Killer Clown. Learn about how he created not only Pogo the Clown, but also the lesser known Patches and used this outwardly friendly a…
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Three generations tie for the worst generation in US history, and they're all here at the same time. #genx #generationx #millennials #millenials #babyboomers #babyboomer #boomerBy Eric Gray
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Marjorie Taylor Greene is a fitness enthusiast and/or circus sideshow that somehow cobbled together enough votes to go to DC, a place she hates, to do a job she doesn’t understand. Her political style could best be summed up as ‘being strong at being wrong’ and, good Lord, she’s wrong about nearly everything. But this firecracker from Georgia is re…
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