NEW EPISODE ALERT!!! Maddie and Carley have wanted to review Harry Potter for years and now the time has finally come! They talk about everything from the stress of the invisibility cloak, the mirror of erised, why Dumbledore is actually an asshole and so much more. ENJOY!!

GUYS GUYS GUYS! Today on the show we have the one and only ELAINE HENDRIX!! You know her from The Parent Trap (#justiceforMeredithBlake), Superstar, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, Dynasty and now she has her very own CBD line called EHX CBD!! Use the code DIRTBAGZ to get 15% off!! https://www.ehxcbd.com/shop Enjoy the episode where we talk…

This episode was first released in November 2019.

HAPPY HALLOW-TEEN DIRTBAGZ!!! This episode was first released in October 2019 :)

This episode was first released in October 2019. ENJOY!!!

This SPOOKY episode was first recorded and released in 2019. It's an oldie but a goodie!!

This episode was first recorded on March 13th 2020 -- the day it was declared that Covid 19 was a national emergency and there was officially a quarantine order. Some might say it was one FREAKY FRIDAY!!! We thought it was only appropriate to re-release this episode on yet another spooky Friday the 13th. We hope you enjoy!!!…

NEW EPISODE!!! Today the dirtbagz review the 90's cult classic, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, and delight in it's strangeness. ENJOY!!!!

Director Catherine Hardwicke (Twilight, Thirteen, Lords of Dogtown) was kind enough to let the dirtbagz stop by her incredible Venice beach office for a quick chat! We talk about Catherine's wild upbringing, her career as an architect/production designer, how she became a director and everything in between. Enjoy!!…

This episode was first released in 2019. Thank you to Amanda Schull for taking the time to chat with the dirtbagz!!!

This episode was first released in November 2019. We understand that Carley's weekly crush did not age well. Whoopsie!

This episode first aired in 2019.

NEW EPISODE ALERT!!! We have a lot to say about this crazy crazy movie that changed the world forever. Listen and hear the shenanigans of a day well spent reviewing TWILIGHT!! xox

This episode was first released in August 2019.

Sorry for the late ep, folks, but this is a goody! Maddie and Carley LOVED this movie and their review shows it. They talk about what grade eight was like for them and gush about their love for Elsie Fisher. GUCCI!!

This episode was first released in October 2019. The dirtbagz get stoned again and watch Sabrina which is very fitting since today is FOUR TWENTY!! What a time to be alive!!

This episode was first released in February 2019. We apologize for the shite audio!!!!

This episode was first released in January 2019.

NEW EPISODE!!! Maddie and Carley review the 2002 cult classic, "Bend it like Beckham". Some interesting conversation topics occur such as: How flat Keira Knightley is, whether or not the mom in this movie is abusive, why Jonathan Rhys Meyers looks like an Avatar, what this movie should be called if they did a remake AND SO MUCH MORE!!…

This episode was first released in March 2019. Ross Hull (Student Bodies, Ready or Not) stops by the studio to talk all things teendom and Ferris Bueller. Listen now to hear Carley and Maddie fall in love with the beloved Canadian actor and Global News meteorologist <3

This episode was first released in April 2019.

NEW EPISODE ALERT!!! Happy Thursday Dirtbagz. This week Maddie and Carley gush about the movie Booksmart, finding almost nothing to make fun of. They talk about high school parties, the importance of female friendship, drugs, that masturbation scene, and which of the characters they have a crush on. Enjoy!! MALALA!!!…

The girls talk about all sorts of things on this episode -- going out on dates when you're young, meeting parents, surfing and other random SHIZZZ!!

This cinematic masterpiece is giving us all the feels this week. We discuss how terrible Carmen's dad truly is, what we think actually happened to Bridget on that beach, the possibility that Costa might actually a stalker and the slightly uncomfortable friendship between Tibby and Bailey. Plus other crap too! Enjoy!…

This episode was first released in March 2019. We will never forget the day that Bif Naked herself came to the house, sat down on our couch and chatted with us as if we had known her forever. We absolutely fell in love with this inspiring punk rock queen and could have talked with her for eight hours straight! Unfortunately, we barely talked about …

NEW EPISODE ALERT!! Maddie and Carley got stoned and watched/reviewed Camp Rock. That's it.

This episode was first released in 2019. HOLY MOLY! We've got a big one today folks. Carley and Maddie swoon over the 2004 flick, Raise Your Voice, starring their teen queen Hilary Duff. They talk about their love of Hilary, their love of John Corbett, their love of Jason Ritter and their deep disdain for Kat Dennings wardrobe choices. Carley revea…

This episode was first released in February 2019. Welcome to another episode of Teenage Dirtbagz!! Today we discuss the 80's classic starring Patrick Dempsey himself. We talk about how much Trump would have to pay us to pretend to be his girlfriend for a month and also get into why Ronald would SHIT ON HIS BEST FRIENDS HOUSE. A lot to unpack here, …

This episode was first released in March 2019. Welcome to another edition of Teenage Dirtbagz where the ladies take a trip down memory lane to the year 2000 when the world had its mind blown over this cheerleading classic. Despite how amazing this film may be, there are many mysteries that have still never been cleared up. For example, WHY is the m…

Happy New Year Dirtbagz!!! We ARE BACK!! We can't tell you how excited we are to be recording again. And the good news? We are just as ridiculous as ever. Listen to this ep to hear our thoughts on this wild teen revenge flick and what kind of revenge we have done in our own lives! Is this a teen classic in the making or a very messed up story of vi…