Man...German film always makes me art. This one is no exception. DER TODESKING gives the viewer a week of suicide, and death, and rot. Is that all it gives though? The Fried Squirms dig in to try to glean more!Listen to more at www.friedsquirms.comBy Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

For Thanksgiving the Fried Squirms decided to roast two of the biggest turkeys they could think of, the 2015 remake of MARTYRS and the 2016 remake of INSIDE. New French Extremity this is Not. What do these films lose? What did the Squirms like? Listen InFor more Fried Squirms go to www.friedsquirms.com…

This week the boys take a peek at Brazil’s first horror movie, AT MIDNIGHT I’LL TAKE YOUR SOUL. Danny has been sitting on a sweet box set of it for awhile, so we thought best to finally peep it out and see how José Mojica Marins brought Coffin Joe to the world! Then we start to spill our beans on THE LIGHTHOUSE! check out all our episodes at www.fr…

A Zombie comedy with an interesting shtick was all the boys were expecting from this one, but the buzz around it couldn’t keep them away. Boy are they glad they decided to check this out! We’re used to movies being good and fun, but potentially inspirational? That’s a new one. Come check out what the boys had to say about the amazingly meta ONE CUT…

Halloween, the night HE came home…Dad that is. It amps it up a little if he’s returning from asylum right? right? The Fried Squirms are here this week to answer that very question and give their insights into this holiday treat.By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

This week on Fried Squirms the boys look at a story that shows why you might want to reconsider using hillbilly magic to seek revenge. It’s PUMPKINHEAD! This film, spearheaded by the legendary Stan Winston, spawned an instant classic monster, but what did the boys think of the rest?By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

OOOOOoooooo Witchy women, see how high they float off their bedroom floor….This week on Fried Squirms, the boys look into THE mid-90s witch movie, THE CRAFT. And don’t worry, it has a better soundtrack than a bad Eagles parody.By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

Alright everyone, out of your dead boxes, there’s a new slasher to pay attention to. The boys start in on Halloween month (don’t forget to guess the theme!) with a straight ahead slasher, filled with cool gore, a surprising cast, and a new slasher icon for the kids these days. This adds up to one recording you won’t want to miss!…

The Fried Squirms have looked south of the border before for their horror fare, but have possibly never found something quite as enchanting as this. A horror-tinged dark fairytale, TIGERS ARE NOT AFRAID may have had the boys spellbound, but that doesn’t mean they didn’t have anything to say about it. Join in to listen about this tale of children su…

Last week the boys got the chance to head on a little road trip to see Rob Zombie’s latest offering, so here’s their quick thoughts on how it plays out. RIP Sid HaigBy Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

No strangers to being a couple mallrats, the Squirms this week decide to make a little stop in Monroeville to pay respects to the Godfather of the Dead, George A. Romero. DAWN OF THE DEAD is a seminal zombie movie and well, we just really wanted to stop by Penneys.By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

With 3 From Hell just around the corner, the boys of Fried Squirms have circled back around to check in with the Firefly Family. Scattered from a police raid, the Fireflys lay low in the only way they know how while a sheriff hunts them for revenge. Both grittier and more touching than it’s predecessor, … Continue reading 130. The Devil’s Rejects (…

Well, it hasn’t been 27 years, but It is back, so we are too. Never being able to get enough of that Derry air, the boys have returned to face the true horror of IT…the back half of the original mini-series! They’re hoping love and friendship will get them to the other side of this … Continue reading 129. It (1990) (pt. 2 feat. Patrick) →…

Here at Fried Squirms, the boys are no stranger to The Green. However, when it came time to examine this Wes Craven helmed, horror comic inspired, action/monster movie/superhero flick about a muck-encrusted mockery of a man…well they knew they were going to need help. So with Zac on board as our comic book sherpa, we … Continue reading 128. Swamp T…

As summer begins to fade this year we remember the wonderful sights and sounds that accompany it. The bright, sunny days. The delicious taste of some cold hard pack. Clint Howard’s smiling face…ok, maybe not that last one so much. We will talk about him though because of this movie! Wonderfully campy, this flick lured … Continue reading 127. Ice Cr…

A strange family reunion after a tragedy sets up one of the better ghost stories the Squirms have had the pleasure of viewing. Twists and turns abound in this story adapted from a Korean fairy tale, and the boys are all too happy to dig into them in this episode to give you what you’re … Continue reading 126. A Tale of Two Sisters (2003) →…

Like a Rubik’s, this cube has a puzzle to figure out. The Upside is that it is multiplayer, and there are others in it to help you out. The Downside? Going into the wrong room can have deadly consequences. The Best Side?By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

A weekend away for studying has never before ended in such a splitting headache. This week the Fried Squirms return to the world of New French Extremity and check out the film that arguably put it on the map.By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

Sometimes, the boys get a little high and don’t quite do their homework. They get caught up in fancy titles and images and don’t think through what they are doing. When that happens they end up covering a violent action movie.By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

As MIDSOMMAR approaches, the Squirms turn their eyes back again to the world of Folk Horror. THE BLOOD ON SATAN’S CLAW is the last of the “Unholy Trinity” of Folk Horror for the boys to watch, will it also be the least? ListenBy Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

Next up, number 121…let’s see here, it says for special skills you can flip-flop genres, cause confusion, and even inspire torture porn? I’ll be honest, that last one can be a tough sell, but Mr. Miike did send you…so would you like to elaborate?By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

3 stories of fear. 2 stoned hosts. 1 horror anthology for the ages. This week the Fried Squirms take a look at Mario Bava’s classic, BLACK SABBATH, and ask of themselves, what is this that stands before us?By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

Despite the title, this movie is not about Danny’s latest movie buying habits. Instead the boys poke the web of a robbery gone terribly, terribly wrong, and marvel at the inventiveness of THE COLLECTOR.By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

Childhood, a magical time full of brightness and wonder. A time when angels exist, your neighbor might be a vampire, and when the truth of things may be far more sinister that it appears. Listen in this week as the Squirms bounce a few ideas off THE RE...By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

Accidental rituals, a dead dog, educational metal. The Fried Squirms this week open up their own Gate, and in walks Donny to help them talk about this charming horror flick from ’87!By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

SUSPIRIA. The original was so good they did it again. The reboot was so good we’re talking about it again. We figured you had already heard a bit of what we had to say on it though, so this time around we brought back Quincy to add in her thoughts on t...By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

By now, most people have at least heard of THE RomZomCom, Edgar Wright’s SHAUN OF THE DEAD, if not seen it. This week the Squirms take their own look at this horror comedy masterpiece and try to find all the background touches they missed before and an...By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

This week the boys decide to put the “stony” in “Estonian” as they partake of this gorgeous movie. A bleak fairytale, with everything from werewolves to the Devil, but there’s no need to send your kratt to steal all of what we thought of it. Just listen.By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

This week the boys went to Unearth another extreme film for you with heartier constitutions….and ended up finding this diamond in the rough. Art house, extreme, no matter the label this Flower smells just as sweet as any to the Fried Squirms!By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

It’s 4/20 and you know we’re celebrating! The Squirms bring to you today a nice little slasher featuring our favorite plant, 4/20 MASSACRE! But now that they’ve hit it, was it snicklefritz or fire? Listen in to find out!By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

Having talked into enough mirrors to realize that Bloody Mary must be ghosting us, the boys have decided to tell you all what they think about this fun horror flick from ’98. Does it escape the shadow of SCREAM? Has Tyler seen this too many times?By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

This week, the boys review the movie that truly puts the bolts into ‘Guts & Bolts’, TETSUO: THE IRON MAN. This seminal Japanese/cyberpunk/body horror classic is a true feast for the senses and have the Squirms revving their own drill dicks to sink into what might make this machine tick.By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

Danny’s favorite horror movie from 2018 deserved something special, so this week we got Justin back into the studio to help us talk about it. We touch on all the parts that did it for us, what went ‘wrong’ for Tyler, and wonder just how much a demon king needs to keep his promises. Liftoach … Continue reading Episode 109: Hereditary (2018) (w/ Just…

The Fried Squirms went out to the movies to catch Jordan Peele’s latest film, US. Here’s our spoiler-free reaction!By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

Intergalactic shape-shifting bounty hunters, Helmsman Malloy before he could even drive a car, and a whole mess of CRITTERS. This week, the Fried Squirms take a look back at this fun, sci-fi, creature feature and vent about how they find this movie is most often viewed.By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

The newbs have made it to the end and there’s only two films left in the gauntlet: CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST and MARTYRS. This 1-2 punch certainly rocks them into our first tap-out, and more importantly, our first Test Your Fright winner! Listen in to see who will survive, and what will be left of them!By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

Humiliation, debasement, surrounded by douchenozzles. It’s not just another night in the Fried Squirms studio, it’s Sarah’s existence before getting the offer of a lifetime. How far will she go to attain her dreams? And,By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

The horrors of ‘Nam can leave a lasting effect on a person. Jacob is finding that out firsthand as his days become waking nightmares. This week, join the Squirms as they ascend the ladder with him and get a little higher themselves.By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

The contestants are back, and champing at the bit to get into Ichi the Killer… so it’s too bad for them that we pull a fast one and throw MACABRE at them instead. What will they think of their time inside Dara’s House? Listen in!By Fried Squirms & earVVyrm

9 years for them, 99 episodes for us. Some franchises might sit and cool it for a bit, but that doesn’t mean we love them any less. The Fried Squirms are back, too, this week because the game isn’t over! The Tall Man’s plans are still in motion. Will we actually figure them out this … Continue reading Episode 103: Phantasm II (1988) →…

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