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He's the Beaveman, a sarcastic, angry, Army veteran who is full of guarded optimism and a love of comedy. His counterpart, the Swan, is the Padmé to his Darth Vader, the Evil-Lyn to his Skeletor, and unfortunately someone who wouldn't know great comedy if it bit her on her lovely backside. Together they use the podcast as their own form of stress relief along with squad members Jumanji, Nemo (comedian Mike Cotayo), and the Trailer Park Monster/Dark Lord of Brown-Town JD Hutchins, as well as ...
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Send us a text The Beaveman, Swan, and Gigi come together to tell their Halloween stories. You can tell a lot of thought went into them. Beaveman, forever the artist, delivers an amazing tale, while Gigi and the Swan basically just dial it in. Why do they even try? Slaptail Nation picks and shows https://www.dormousetheatre.com/shows Headliner Nove…
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Send us a text Big surprise, 3/4 of the squad on this episode have had head injuries ranging from concussion to whatever you would call Mike's water-head. Everyone's lives and experiences are different. Mike was a baby so who knows, he may have ended up being like the brilliant NikolaTesla or the horrible Adolph Hitler had he not been in the accide…
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We don't discuss politics on this show
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Send us a text We don't discuss politics. It just isn't our thing. But we will make fun of political parties, political candidates, dumb ideas, the amount of money they waste on trying to get people to vote for them, and the completely ridiculous notion that millionaires know what it's like to be one of us. What is most important to us, honestly, i…
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Send us a text On this episode the Swan expresses her anger. That's right, the Swan. Maybe she is beginning to understand the Beaveman. What a novel concept that would be. The Beaveman does express his anger, but only at GiGi for being irresponsible. The show gets wrapped up because Nemo, also completely unreliable, had to bale early. Instead of le…
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Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, The Swan, and GiGI unite for a depressed conversation. Why isn't the Beaveman his normal, loud and emotionally intellectual self? Slaptail Nation https://solo.to/beaveman https://www.dormousetheatre.com/ Support the showBy The Slaptail Squad
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Send us a text Spookier season is upon us. The members of the squad pitch some horror movie ideas. Nemo's was solid until he decided to use AI to write the synopsis. We find out the Beavemen believes art should be left to humans and AI should assist with medicine, science, engineering and tech, not art. It's an short, fun episode. Slaptail Nation h…
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Season 6: Guess who's back and where did the Beaveman come from?
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Send us a text It's the first episode after summer break. Welcome to season 6! I bet you were thinking this would be all the cast members. Well, it may be. On this episode, the squad dives deeper into the origins of the Beaveman's organic shell. The Beaveman reveals the truth about the entity that occupies the organic material that is currently occ…
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Swooshie pants episode: The Ghost Sheriff of Friant Road-A Monster's Lair Joint
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Send us a text On this episode, JD takes the lead again to bring us a spooky story, that of the ghost sheriff of Friant road. Well, he tries, first we have to learn that Beaveman is obsessed with his hot governor, and that Swan has a lot of repressed rage. You get it, you have listened to us before. The new season is about to begin, so set back and…
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The Slaptail Squad's Monster's Lair bonus content: Le Nain Rouge
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Send us a text It's a swooshy pants bonus episode! On this episode, JD, the Trailer Park Monster and Dark Lord of Brown-town takes the lead to bring the squad the story of Le Nain Rouge, the Red Dwarf of Detroit. If you like local lore, you may want to read up on this one because the squad continues to do what they do best, make idiotic comments an…
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What's my superpower? Last episode of season 5
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Send us a text It's the final episode of season 5. Time for most of the squad to kick back and relax for the summer. We top off season 5 with our typical idiocy. The squad unites to talk about super powers, real and imagined. What is your actual super power? Do you have one? You have to listen to Ronz and GiGi. Both, bullshit. Ronz's is bullshit be…
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Send us a text Do you have dark thoughts? Does the imp on your shoulder scream louder than the angel? Is it normal? Are you normal? What is normal really? Does anyone really read these little episode descriptions. If they do, hello, I'm talking to you. Do you think about pushing Nemo over? The Beaveman does, but we know he is completely normal. You…
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Send us a text The Squad unites to hang out with Michigan Comedian James River. Welcome to the mind of several warped individuals. Let's talk religion, comedy, sex, and random thoughts. JD sleeps with his windows open, GiGi has a dog story she never tells, and James has a question about butts. Have to listen to get the full concept. Thank you to ou…
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Parts, pics, and sex party planning
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Send us a text This plan for this episode was to discuss Pride memories, but, it went off the rails rather quickly and devolved into a discussion about sex drive, sex parties, the Beaveman's fears that he will be perceived as a creepy old man, and Nemo's startling revelation. You can just imagine that the Beaveman will definitely continue to write …
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Send us a text Relationships are tough. There is no question about that. But why do some people do unspeakable things when they could just walk away? Well, you won't figure it out by listening to this episode. The Beaveman wants to talk about the squad's go-to for maiming, family annihilators, and dreams about burying people in the backyard. Appare…
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Send us a text If you were a competitive eating athlete, what would be your goto food? Would you eat a non-food item that is safe to consume? We all know by now that the Swan thinks she would be an amazing competitive eating warrior, but would would she prefer to eat? How about the rest of the squad? Join us for our weekly ridiculous conversation. …
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Send us a text Do you love your mom as much as the Beaveman even though she ignores you? Well, it's pretty clear that Swan and GiGi don't. Yikes. Mike loves his mom but he lost her years ago at the grocery store. Once again we get to hear about what a wonderful drive Mike is. What is this, accident number 20. Pretty sure he is missing out on comedy…
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Send us a text It;s a jaw poppin, teeth scraping, mouth breathing, rockin good time this week as the Slaptail Squad unites like a dysfunctional Vultron. Are we a day early, or 6 days late, you decide. Just another pointless conversation about sex or lack there of, Misophonia, and what ever other ridiculous flight of ideas zip across the disturbed b…
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Send us a text The Squad unites to talk about what else, Nemo's adventures in toileting. Since the squad would love to see Nemo be famous and have his own TV show, they come up with an idea for a show he could relate to and host. Shart-Tank. Give a listen and think of your own product pitches for this show. Also, if you know of any disturbing garde…
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Send us a text Beaveman, Swan, and GiGi scroll through social media and describe what populates on their feeds. Who has the most interesting feed? Can you guess what mostly pops up for the Beaveman? How about Swan and GiGI? Clearly the Beaveman has the most wholesome feed of all. Come hang out for your weekly chat. Thank you all for joining us. We …
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Sorry, you plan to dab what, where?
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Send us a text See if you can tell that AI wrote this and not the Beaveman Shout out to all our listeners all over the world and a special shout out to the people of Cyprus for helping us stay on the charts there. Ever wondered where the fine line between cultural appreciation and appropriation lies? Strap in with the Slaptail Squad, including the …
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Send us a text The Squad unites for their weekly ridiculous conversation about? Well, a variety of things. The Swan doesn't want anyone acknowledging her hotness, which is fine, since no one has and lived in the past decade. The Beaveman, Jumanji, and GiGi like to look nice for themselves and others. The Swan wants the world to burn. Just kidding, …
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It's the Slaptail Squad's 200th episode
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Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad the squad unites to celebrate the 200th episode since rebranding. How best to celebrate? Livestream! Too bad the didn't open it to the public like they thought they did. Oh well, they are podcasters after all. Members of the squad pop in to say hi and converse as well as friends of the show. Enjo…
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The Squad hangs with friend of the show Derek Lee Feltner
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Send us a text On this episode the squad hangs with Derek Lee Feltner, local comedic performer, comedian, artist, you get the picture. Just don't say his name wrong. It was a super fun conversation and Derek fit right in with the collective crazy that is the Slaptail Squad. The Squad talked about comedy, funerals, performing, and just generally had…
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Send us a text On this episode the squad assembled to talk about how funerals bring out the dumb and annoying. Just when you think it is safe to mourn in peace, a dumb person doth approach. How do you handle the dumb and annoying? Do you just nod and look contemplative, or, do you remember what they said and bitch about them later. The Beaveman pre…
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Gen X and hair in places you don't want it
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Send us a text On this episode the squad invites Chewbacca's little nephew Nolan on to the show to talk about hair in all the wrong places and the Beaveman's commitment to get rid of his bottom hair. We also learn that Jumanji is ok with poop in his hair as long as no one else can see it. What? That can't be right. Guess you just have to listen. Th…
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