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What's the best movie and worst movie in any given category? Your hosts Cody Miller (Olympic Gold Medalist and Film Fanatic), John Campea (Film Critic) and Robert Meyer Burnett (Director/Producer) discuss and debate the answer and you decide who wins
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A podcast where two good friends, each on different sides of the planet, try and figure out what it the worst film related to each subject or genre. Gavin is a screen and play write, currently teaching creative writing at Liverpool John Moores University. Stephen is currently working on a MA thesis about how audiences enjoy trash cinema on Social Media. Both are bad movie fans and are just happy to get to talk with each other about their shared interest during their painful separation.
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Maybe you pride yourself on your impeccable films taste, but you have that one "dirty secret" movie that you absolutely love. Maybe you are the person who admits that you love bad movies. Maybe you don't care and you just like what you like. Every movie, no matter how bad, has a fan. On this podcast, Alise and her guests will call fresh that which has been called rotten. Join us and maybe you will discover some of the Best Worst Movies.
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Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play podcast where three comedians use a roleplaying game to improvise hilariously bad VHS movies. The kind you'd find scavenging through the dumpster behind a Blockbuster Video. Hosts Patrick Baker (Regular Show), Brent Butler (Norm Macdonald Live), and Geoffrey Golden (Wet Hot American Summer RPG) produce cheesy movies on the fly with the help of some dice, a tabletop RPG, and starting in season 3: comedian guests stars. They play every role and narrat ...
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What the Vigil’s Got to Say: Best/Worst Movies
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By Arjun Patel In this podcast, we will be talking about some of the worst rated movies of all time, and receiving opinions from special guests for what they think should be the worst movie of all time.
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Podcast hosted by Greg Knox. I watch disturbing/depressing/weird films and talk about them with my friends. Follow me @worstdatemoviesever
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This week I'm joined by Pedro Lima to discuss one of his favorite films: Speed Racer. This movie was the first one from the Wachowski sisters following The Matrix trilogy. This 2008 movie, starring Emile Hirsch, Matthew Fox, John Goodman, and Christina Ricci is currently at 42% on Rotten Tomatoes. Listen and find out why this movie holds a special …
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S2E1: "A Knight's Tale" with Sebastian Zavala
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In this episode, Alise and Sebastian discuss A Knight's Tale. This 2001 film stars the late Heath Ledger, Rufus Sewell, Paul Bettany, Shannyn Sossamon, Alan Tudyk, and Mark Addy. We discuss the music, the nostalgia, and the earnestness of the film. Find more about Sebastian here.
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Bonus Feature: Stories Related to and Generally Concerning the Graveyard
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While we're in "post-pro" on our third season of Worst Movies Ever Played (coming soon!), here's a bonus made-for-TV style movie called Sunset House from the mid-80s horror anthology series Stories Related to and Generally Concerning the Graveyard. Percy, an encyclopedia salesman, and Kushy, a van-loving vagabond, are amateur supernatural investiga…
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In the thrilling conclusion of A Hot Night In CyberDallas, Ronnie Fax-Machine and Paramnesia face off against Major Lazer, a Jamaican cyborg killing machine that is, strangely enough, not musical in any way. At the table, Brent adds a dimension of sexy realism to the Cyberpunk genre by pondering the electrical and plumbing layouts of an office buil…
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S1E8: Headlines don't sell papes, Christian Bale sells papes! - "Newsies"
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Before Lin-Manuel Miranda brought us rapping founding fathers, Alan Menken brought us a musical about child labor and the unionization of America in "Newsies." Debuting in 1992 and starring Christian Bale, this film has only a 39% on Rotten Tomatoes. I'm joined this week by my sister Megan Wright, a writer, teacher, spiritual director, and musician…
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In part two of A Hot Night In CyberDallas, Ronnie Fax-Machine and Paramnesia continue to work their way up the Texas Instruments tower, fighting back against the big calculator lobby with biblical holograms and plain old violence. At the table, Geoffrey and Brent finally figure out that they can search the bodies of enemies for clues. Patrick learn…
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S1E7: Girls can do violent movies, too! - "The Spy Who Dumped Me"
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Are you needing some feminist content that doesn't bum you out, but rather makes you laugh? Then look no further than this week's episode! In it, Tanya Marlow and I discuss "The Spy Who Dumped Me," a 2018 dark comedy starring Kate McKinnon and Mila Kunis that has a 49% on Rotten Tomatoes. I'm joined this week by Tanya Marlow, an author and disabili…
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In 2044, the megacorporation of Texas Instruments and its CEO, TJ MacCune, lords over all of CyberDallas. Ronnie Fax-Machine, a veteran of Texas Instruments’ human fax program, is on a quest to make the company resume tech support for human faxes. Paramnesia, a holo-priest, believes that Texas Instruments has killed God. Together, they team up to b…
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In the conclusion of Sex 84, Sam Droid has been apprehended and brought to the former lab of Tommy Funkhauser and Dr. Blazen. Tommy Funkhauser plans to use these sex robots as part of the secret government project, Readiness Exercise 1984. Dr. Blazen just wants hijinks, which totally ensue when Sam Droid escapes, giant marijuana plants attack, and …
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In Sex 84, Dr. Blazen, a genius scientist who loves smoking weed heads back to his former lab with his former boss, Tommy “Fun Times” Funkhauser, a man who loves wearing Hawaiian shirts. Meanwhile Sam Droid, a former sex robot, is searching for his lost sister, Anna. Did you ever wish Stephen Spielberg’s A.I. was more 420-friendly? Or that Red Shoe…
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S1E6: Dinosaurs v. Late Stage Capitalism - "Jurassic World: Dominion"
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Most people volunteer to come onto the podcast to defend a favorite movie, but this time, I recruited my friend Ash Orr to join me when they sent me a voice memo informing me that their hot take was that "Jurassic World: Dominion" was good, actually. The film is still in its early days, but as of recording, it has a 29% on Rotten Tomatoes. Ash is a…
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In the thrilling conclusion of Water So Blue It’s Black, Tony, Slaps, and Gilda enter the mysterious, underwater alien cathedral that was guarded by krill ghosts. The wonders and dangers inside bring new meaning to the phrase “publish or perish” for these state university employees. At the table, Brent annoys Patrick with his wish list of underwate…
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In part two of Water So Blue It’s Black, Tony and Slaps try to steal a submarine to go find the missing crew that’s been lost somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. But first they have to get through FUFLBOT 9000, the robot who protects Sea Station 86. Bad news: He’s categorized them as hostile and is preparing to use “the hard stuff” on them. Good new…
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S1E5: Did I ever tell you you're my hero? - "Beaches"
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Grab a bottle of wine, a box of Kleenex, and your best girlfriends, because we're talking about the classic tear-jerker "Beaches"! This fully 80's chick flick starring Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey has a 42% on Rotten Tomatoes, but a 100% in my heart. I'm joined this week by Jen Cretu, an artist out of California. The critics may be technically …
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In Water So Blue It’s Black, it’s 2054, and a crew of marine biologists has gone missing from Sea Station 86, which sits deep below the Bermuda Triangle. Former boxer and sea-station manager Tony Danzers must team up with his intern, a prissy, entitled talking dolphin named Slaps, to find the missing crew. At the table, Patrick explains to Geoffrey…
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Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.By Geoffrey Goldman & Brent Butler & Patrick Butler & Starburns Audio
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S1E4: Shakespeare by way of Amanda Bynes and Channing Tatum - "She's the Man"
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The Bard has had lots of his work retold, but today we're looking at the 2006 retelling of Twelfth Night in the comedy "She's the Man." This teen comedy has a 43% Rotten Tomatoes score, but is that deserved? I'm joined by Dianna E. Anderson, an author and activist with a new book, "In Transit," releasing July 12. They pointed me to this movie as a …
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S1E3: The time Peter Pan flew too close to the sun - "Hook"
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Steven Spielberg. Robin Williams. Dustin Hoffman. Julia Roberts. The 1990's. All of the pieces for a great movie, and somehow still a devastating 29% on Rotten Tomatoes. This week, my guest is my friend Eric Small, a nurse here in West Virginia. We discuss his deep abiding love for this "not-as-bad-as-it-seems" movie and where we could shave 20 min…
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S1E2: Three white guys go to Mexio to become INfamous - "Three Amigos!"
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Siskel and Ebert may be two of the all-time greatest film critics, but they got it completely wrong when they reviewed the 1986 comedy classic, "Three Amigos!" A film starring Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Chevy Chase at the height of their popularity, this movie has a mere 45% on Rotten Tomatoes and a one star review from both Gene Siskel and Ro…
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S1E1: Will Smith and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Movie - "Wild Wild West"
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What happens when you gather four Oscar winning/nominated actors and a successful blockbuster director? Wild Wild West, a movie with a mere 16% score on Rotten Tomatoes. A film so bad that it won 5 Razzies, including Worst Picture of 1999. I'm joined this week by Shane Assadzandi, a political organizer and movie fiend from West Virginia to discuss …
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Introduction to the Best Worst Movies podcast!
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It's the last episode of Season 3 and it's definitely not one to miss as I'm joined by Glenn Criddle, a.k.a. lampyman101. Glenn's the first YouTuber I subscribed to back in 2009 who talked about disturbing films, such as the Video Nasties. The first half of the episode is an interview with Glenn covering many topics, such as why he started his chan…
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Whoever said you can have too much of a good thing clearly never listened to this show. I've brought Myroslava Hartmond back onto the show once again to talk about Antichrist and the films of Lars von Trier. Listen to over 2 hours of quality content as we discuss von Trier's career, Myro's dislike of Willem Dafoe, foxes, and much much more. Check i…
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I love talking about movies in depth as much as the next man, but sometimes it's more fun to do a quick review. On this episode, I'm covering a very nasty film, GROTESQUE by Koji Shiraishi. I'm a big fan of Shiraishi's early film, Noroi: The Curse - did I enjoy Grotesque? Listen to find out! WARNING - lots of graphic content in this one. Blame the …
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I've talked about how Eli Roth was inspired by Audition, so why not go straight to the source? Myroslava Hartmond joins me on the show once again to talk about Takashi Miike's most famous film, and notorious disturbing movie. We talk about the differences from the book the film's based on, its gender politics and, of course, the infamous last 30 mi…
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I watched Martyrs in 2009 and it left such an impression on me that I was scared to watch it again. What happened this time? Find out in this raw episodeBy Greg Knox
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I've brought Myroslava Hartmond back on the show to talk about one of our favourite directors, Gaspar Noe. His most infamous film is Irreversible, a film which features one of the most harrowing rape scenes in film history. So a very very bad date movie then. There's a lot more to it though, as we discuss. One for fans of French cinema.…
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It's the last of my Lionsgate series. On this episode, I'm reviewing The Devil's Rejects by Rob Zombie along with all of Rob Zombie's other films. As anyone who's listened to my podcasts before knows, I've never been a huge fan of Rob Zombie's films. So, this episode features THE TRIAL OF ROB ZOMBIE - featuring 5 charges regularly levelled against …
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In the second of my Lionsgate series, on this episode I'm reviewing HOSTEL by Eli Roth. Eli Roth isn't a director who's work I've enjoyed in the past - has that changed over time? Find out here, plus quick reviews of Hostel: Part 2 and Part 3By Greg Knox
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Tom Cannon joins me on this episode to talk about SAW, one of the biggest horror movies of the 2000s. Is it a bad date movie? No. Why am I reviewing it then? Good question. Over the next 3 episodes, I'm going to be covering 3 movies from the 2000s from the 3 biggest new horror directors of that decade. All 3 movies were released by Lionsgate and we…
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On the 8th anniversary of the passing of Aleksei Balabanov, I thought it was appropriate to review one of his best known - and most controversial - films, CARGO 200. I'm joined by Myroslava Hartmond once again to discuss the film, as well as Balabanov's filmography and legacy in Russian cinema. Plus, why we both love Mark Kermode and his flappy han…
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It's been a while, but I'm back with a brand new series of Worst Date Movies Ever! On the show today, I'm reviewing the August Underground trilogy directed by Fred Vogel. These are 3 of the most disturbing and controversial films of all time, so not a show for the faint hearted...By Greg Knox
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It's the conclusion of Space Squad, our final episode of the season. And okay, it turns out our heroes had it all wrong. Whoops. The furry monsters were the good guys, and Rex and Boba were flying around with the bad guys. Well, sh*t. At the table, Patrick leaves Brent no choice but to straight-up eat one of the main characters. Worst Movies Ever P…
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In Space Squad, a ship slowly floats onscreen. Somewhere below, a planet of small, hair-covered monsters waits in ambush. Our brave, spacefaring misfits are the only thing standing between them and the much-vaunted Bridge of Understanding. In this movie, which is in no way capitalizing on the success of other space movies, battles will rage, blood …
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It's the conclusion of Devil's Tramping Ground. In a fight for their very souls, high school science teacher Mr. Linnaeus, and high school bully Duncan Punchnugget, face off against a being who claims to be Satan. But can a man of science accept such a statement on blind faith? Will our bully accept that somewhere there is a bully even more bully t…
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In Devil's Tramping Ground, two members of the Pittsboro High Science Club are missing. With a pending detention hanging over his head, high school bully Duncan must find the missing students by teaming up to with the person you would least expect: his boring science teacher, Mr. Linnaeus! Anything can and will happen when this unlikely pair go sea…
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It's the conclusion of Stop or My Owl Will Shoot. The only thing worse than werewolves is werewolves who litter. Time to bring justice... owl justice. The second-half of the movie really ups the tree-hugger environmentalism, but not nearly as much as it ups the face-clawing violence. At the table, the RPG system is pushed to the limit when Brent mu…
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In Stop or My Owl Will Shoot, Hoot is only two feet tall, but this owl wasn't born yesterday. In fact, he used to be human until he was brutally mudered in these very woods. Now, with the help of a bumbling sheriff, a magical tree spirit, and a pistol in a plastic grocery bag, Hoot's on a mission to avenge his death... and also save the forest... a…
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It's the conclusion of Air Force Fun. With Soviet terrorists in control of the president's personal rail gun, Alan and Max are in a race against time. There's no time left to murder-talk their way out of this situation. A dangerous maneuver is their only chance, but it just might cost them their lives - and even worse, their sensitive guts. At the …
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In Air Force Fun, maritial artist and IBS spokesman Max Cruncher is in the fight of his life to save his best buddy, who also happens to be a sentient Air Force One. Using the power of White Karate and an endless supply of soothing anticid tablets, he has one kick-punch left to save America. At the table, Patrick punishes Geoffrey and Brent for "pa…
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Suburban Sorcery: Magic and Mufflers (Part 2)
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The conclusion of Suburban Sorcery: Magic and Mufflers. Duct-taped to the bottom of a Ford Bronco, Trapper is about to learn the meaning of life after death. Shecky and Tails very sloooowly come to his aid. The big showdown between our heroes and the forces of darkness is at hand and it looks like the Bronco's 200 cubic-inch inline six wont be the …
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Suburban Sorcery: Magic and Mufflers (Part 1)
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In Suburban Sorcery: Magic and Mufflers, Trapper Keefer, a fur trapper, and his talking beaver Tails team up with an impossibly likable (in that it's impossible to like him) car salesmen Shecky Stumper to fight the greatest scourge to ever curse these country roads: Satanist teens with learners permits! Our heroes will leave no petting zoo undestro…
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Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer. CREDITS: Your Director: Patrick Baker Shecky: Geoffrey Golden Trapper: Brent Butler Story Editor: Adam Baker Sound Design:…
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On the show today, I've brought back Myroslava Hartmond to talk about one of her favourite movies of all time, Romper Stomper. This is the film that launched Russell Crowe from Australia into Hollywood stardom; making movies, making songs and fighting around the world! Plus, an interview with me. Yes, me. I asked Myro to interview me about all thin…
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Tom Dennett-Cook is back on the podcast to talk about his favourite subject, Nazis. This time, we're reviewing the daddy (mummy?) of Nazisploitation movies - Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS. We dedicate this episode to Ilsa herself, Dyanne Thorne, who passed away earlier this yearBy Greg Knox, Tom Dennett-Cook
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On this installment of Best Movie Worst Movie Rob, John and special guest Cliff Stephenson (we're leaving Cody Miller alone to prep for the upcoming Olympics) discuss the best and worst movies of 2010.By John Campea
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The DC Cinematic Universe Movies - (Season 2 Episode 4)
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John and Rob are joined by special guest Cliff Stephenson (The guys are leaving Cody alone has he prepares for the Olympics) as they discuss the movies that make up the DCEU.By John Campea
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The Movies Of Tom Hanks - (Season 2 Episode 3)
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The guys break down the incredible career of Tom Hanks and adjudicate what they feel are and best and worst movies of the great Tom Hanks.By John Campea
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The Star Wars Movies - (Season 2 Episode 02)
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With Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker having been released for a while now, the guys decided it was time to break down the best and worst of the most popular film franchise of all time... STAR WARS!By John Campea
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With 2019 now behind us, Cody, John and Rob take the opportunity to reflect back on the best and worst films of the past year.By John Campea
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