Best Bach Boys Podcasts (2024)

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Series Final E. - The Bachelor Season 24 Finale Recap 1:08:24

4+ y ago1:08:24

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Well, it’s been a hell of ride, Bach Boys Nation! Thank you for your patronage. For your support. For your time. Your tears. Your love. Your listens. The first half of the episode is a nice return to form skewering Pete, his mother, and her gimp. We wish them the contractually obligated best. The second half though? Well, the second half is a litte…

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The Boys T’ L. All - The Bachelor Season 24 Week 9 Recap 44:43

4+ y ago44:43

44:43

The Boys keep it classy in this, the most calm and respectful Boys Tell All yet. Listen as they gracefully rise above the roar of the transient scum below (which apparently is most of Bachelor Nation according to those nasty DMs they Rachel Lindsay showed us). Listen to the soothing, agreeable tones of three Boys who you can just tell really get it…

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She Loves Me, I Love Her Not - The Bachelor Season 24 Week 8 Recap 41:14

4+ y ago41:14

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Poor Madison. No amount of Dad’s special training could prepare such a pure body and soul for the crushing disappointment of Peter crushing a disappointment of a person like Victoria F. Also Hannah Anne is there and she’s looking VERY tan! We’re almost there, gang. Let’s get through this together.www.BachBoys.net…

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Precedence Day (Peter is Dumb) - The Bachelor Season 24 Week 7 Recap 36:10

4+ y ago36:10

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Happy Precedence Day!! Peter has set a new precedent for just how low the Bachelor should be willing to go in his quest for the *perfect* fantasy suite date. Truly a stupid, stupid man.... AND WE’RE PASSING THE SAVINGS ON TO YOU!!!!!50% off bible SIGNED by THE BACH BOYS®!!*Act fast, sales end soon!!https://www.amazon.com/dp/1432102400/ref=cm_sw_r_c…

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Peter Weber: Greater Than Christ? - The Bachelor Season 24 Week 6 Recap 28:52

4+ y ago28:52

28:52

Dear God,We come to You, humble hosts of the #1 rated Bachelor podcast in the world, to thank You for these many splendorous blessings we reap in Your Name. However, we do ask what is up with this cast of garbage women You’ve seen fit to loose upon us. Seriously, what’s the deal, Bro? Pretty rude, God. Not cool, Jesus. We’re very disappointed in yo…

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Don’t Bully, You Disgusting Monsters! - The Bachelor Season 24 Week 5 Recap 28:08

4+ y ago28:08

28:08

Two of your most beloved boys let their truth rip all over a very special episode of The Bach Boys. Almost everyone on The Bachelor this season is horrible and all the ladies we like are getting all beat up on!!! (mostly by Tammy.)We’re just sensitive I guess, but we can’t be broken! Also, Chris Harrison is a snack.www.BachBoys.net…

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The Bachelor's Finest - The Bachelor Season 24 Week 4 Recap 40:54

5y ago40:54

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Wow. Chills. Goosebumps. Great TV. Stellar Producing. Ruthless Producing! Cold! Feelingless! Bravo! Thank you!www.BachBoys.netBy The Bach Boys

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Peter Threw A Bad Pool Party - The Bachelor Season 24 Week 3 Recap 32:19

5y ago32:19

32:19

Peter, Peter, Peter... What? Did you think this would be easy? Did you think this was a game? Oh, it's a game alright, but you are not the player, Peter. You- why, you're the bait of course. mwahahahahaha. Who are we? It doesn't matter who we are, all that matters is our plan. We are The Bach Boys and anyway, crazy about that Alayah stuff huh?www.B…

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Drama Airlines, Flight Number Drama!!! - The Bachelor Season 24 Week 2 Recap 38:34

5y ago38:34

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Uh oh! Only Week 2 and Peter’s already playing referree to two women he cannot wait to make his wives!! My mans be comin out SWANGN for that “Best Supporting Actor in a Reality Show - Musical or Comedy” award! Gee wiz, ladies! Save that drama for your mama!!www.BachBoys.netBy The Bach Boys

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Peter is Very Muy Bien - The Bachelor Season 24 Week 1 Recap 47:09

5y ago47:09

47:09

A beautiful decade comes bearing gifts, in the form of 22 beautiful women and 8 new friends. Listen to the Boys select their controversial Top 4 picks to kick off a landmark 12th season.www.BachBoys.netBy The Bach Boys

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A Finale Centuries In The Making - Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 Finale Recap 1:02:35

5y ago1:02:35

1:02:35

Bach Boys Nation,You rock, never change. The summer may be over but the memories we made this season will last forever... And so will some of Paradise's success stories! Congrats to the 2.5 couples that made it out of Paradise (our fingers are crossed for you Bukowski), they're no Jade and Tanner but it's whatever. The Bachelor machine keeps moving…

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All Hail the Godking of Paradise!!! - Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 Week 6 Recap 41:03

5y ago41:03

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Oh, no!! It’s almost over?? What ever will we do? It’s Week 7 or 8 or something, you guys! We’ve only got 1 episode left after this one! How sad is that?? Dang it. Darn it. Anyway, this week we do a whole lot of scramblin’! Strap in!www.BachBoys.netBy The Bach Boys

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Finding Hope in this Loveless Place - Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 Week 5 Recap 49:51

5y ago49:51

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Paradise is starting to become more real and serious for our lovestruck castaways, as the content of the show becomes more absurd and confusing to The Bach Boys. The Bach Boys Bachelor Report Power Ranking System is all we have to make sense of the mess that these lost souls forced to wander the island of Mexico have made for us. This consistent an…

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Wedding Bells Are Stinging - Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 Week 4 Recap 43:36

5y ago43:36

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Chris and Krystal may have entered into the most holiest of unions this week (ew), but The Bach Boys have never been more divided. Blame unceasingly meddling producers or blame unceasingly meddling contestants, it’s all the same in the end. You know it’s a hard week when even our great hero John Paul Jones is on the Power Ranking chopping block. It…

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Half the Boys, Double the Trouble! - Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 Week 3 Recap 44:56

5y ago44:56

44:56

In an unprecedented first, Jake and Alex take command of the show while Ryan joins Casey in the field on the seemingly interminable hunt for Faheem. The Boys discuss the impact of Demi’s courageous honesty on the traditional interpretation of “The Right Reasons” and mince no words when calling out Kristina’s BS. It’s a real whirlwind.www.BachBoys.n…

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Bachelor in Peril-dise - Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 Week 2 Recap 1:04:10

5y ago1:04:10

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The Boys become slaves to their own plot device, tirelessly re-shuffling the deck of their Power Ranking System for another un-precedented podcast runtime. These sloppy twenty somethings stranded on the erotic Island of Mexico make it hard to root for them, but don't worry at least we all know who we're rooting against! www.BachBoys.net…

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Power Ranking Paradise - Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 Week 1 Recap 1:02:35

5y ago1:02:35

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Let the games begin! Paradise is under way, as Bachelor Nation’s finest claw, scratch, drink, sweat, clamor, smother and cry their way to a lifelong romance on the beautiful island of Mexico. If you can’t tell this season’s heroes from the no good stinky spoiled meats, don’t worry The Bach Boys have done your thinking for you in an unprecedented po…

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It's Not You, It's Jed - The Bachelorette Season 15 Finale Recap 51:35

5+ y ago51:35

51:35

Strap in for our longest finale yet!! The Boys wax nostalgic on 10 years of success and fortune and celebrate Hannah’s terribly sad and overwhelmingly disappointing journey to find “love”. TENTH Season Finale! Just soak that in for a second. Wow. Go us!www.BachBoys.netBy The Bach Boys

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THIS EPISODE’S NOT ALL ABOUT LUKE - The Bachelorette Season 15 Week 11 Recap 34:15

5+ y ago34:15

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We’ll level with you. It’s a lot about Luke, but what the heck are we supposed to do, Bach Boys Nation?! We’re watching the same show you are! Granted, we do make time to hate on Cam, but as of course is tradition, we make no time for Jed.www.BachBoys.netBy The Bach Boys

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Tyler Better Win - The Bachelorette Season 15 Week 10 Recap 36:06

5+ y ago36:06

36:06

Now that 75% of Hannah’s remaining men have been “cancelled” due to shocking post-season revelations about their true character, it’s literally Tyler or bust. I mean, Tyler is the clear pick no matter how you slice it but, like, c’mon Hannah. Please. For all of our sakes. Make the right call.www.BachBoys.net…

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F*CK Jed - The Bachelorette Season 15 Week 9 Recap 38:03

5+ y ago38:03

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This week, Hannah falls deeper and deeper into the raging waters of potential marriage to one of a bunch of mostly perverts. Meanwhile, The Boys rise above and serve as your personal life raft in the Precarious Sea of Producer Stank 2K019 (PSoPS2k019), keeping you all, Bach Boys Nation, well fed with fact and sheltered with logic. We do it for you.…

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This American Wife (An NPR Podcast) - The Bachelorette Season 15 Week 8 Recap 42:59

5+ y ago42:59

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Comedy Central Presents: The Bach Boys Roast of The American Delusion!! *sniff sniff* Do you guys smell that, Bach Boys Nation? Is something burning? Oh yeah, just our nation’s fragile ego!! You’re not gonna wanna miss this one, gang, The Bach Boys most POLITICAL episode yet. This week, The Boys pull out all the stops and just. go. HAM! ...er, bolo…

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Three Weeks In A Row - The Bachelorette Season 15 Week 7 Recap 35:40

5+ y ago35:40

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It’s Week 7 and things are heating up! Hannah gets sweaty in a sauna, drunk in a fish market, and put in a box of pseudo-religious sex shame by Luke P.! Strap in!www.bachboys.netBy The Bach Boys

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The Luke P Show - The Bachelorette Season 15 Week 6 Recap 42:18

5+ y ago42:18

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Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., Luke P., and some clips.www.bachboys.net…

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No Haggis, No Glory - The Bachelorette Season 15 Week 5 Recap 40:53

5+ y ago40:53

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The Boys play the world’s easiest “I Spy” as they point out Luke P.’s great many flaws and remind us all why it’s so important to be a little silly sometimes. Plus, the winner of the #BachBoysBigBucksGiveaway is announced live on air!!www.bachboys.netBy The Bach Boys

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Skipping Jed - The Bachelorette Season 15 Week 4 Recap 35:55

5+ y ago35:55

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Bach Boys Nation, we all know that when something really important happens on The Bachelorette they always put it right at the start of the episode. The most memorable, most game-changing moments, are always squeezed hastily into the first 10-15 minutes of the episode and then never spoken of again for the rest of the two hours. Tonight, The Boys w…

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Hannah's Double Trouble - The Bachelorette Season 15 Week 3 Recap 38:33

5+ y ago38:33

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Tonight, Hannah proved the old relatable adage true: falling in love can be complicated when 2 of your 19 boyfriends are are creepy, clingy, schemey, slimy weirdos. Two sides of the same coin, Luke P and Cam bother us both equally, and leave us feeling physically unwell for the duration of this week’s episode. Garret’s a good guy by the way, we nev…

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Bloodthirsty Rule Breakers - The Bachelorette Season 15 Ep 2 Recap 41:00

5+ y ago41:00

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It’s only Week 2 in the mansion and already Hannah's guys are already at each other’s throats. These guys have no problem breaking the rules. Who’s here for love? Who’s here for blood? Probably Tyler C. (known murderer). The Boys mince no words in this shocking sophomore episode of their milestone 10th season! www.bachboys.net…

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Meet Hannah's Borechelors - The Bachelorette Season 15 Week 1 Recap 52:26

5+ y ago52:26

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We're finally here. Hannah's journey to love finally begins and she's just great, a truly excellent Bachelorette. It's indisputable! What could possibly go wro- Oh. Oh no. Oh god, all the guys are no good stinky spoiled meats. It may be Season 10 of The Bach Boys, but it's a whole new ball game for all of us! Dumb musicians, dumb strong guys, too y…

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Colton Broke The Bachelor - The Bachelor Season 23 Finale Recap 43:03

5+ y ago43:03

43:03

Congratulations to Colton and Cassie! They both got tricked into loving each other and we got tricked into being happy for them! This season was one hell of a ride and one of the Bachelor’s finest to date! The ABC sadists have once again proved why they’re the best in the game and The Bach Boys have once again proved why they’re The Number One Bach…

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Woof - The Bachelor Season 23 Week 9 Recap 47:11

5+ y ago47:11

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This was brutal. Colton got duped. Chris got ditched. The Bach Boys got heartbroken. :(Also, The Boys tell all! :)Instagram: @thebachboysTwitter: @bachboysfacebook.com/bachboyswww.bachboys.netBy The Bach Boys

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Colton Is Doomed - The Bachelor Season 23 Week 8 Recap 32:00

5+ y ago32:00

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We don’t know what’s going to happen to Colton but it’s not going to be good. Colton has found himself in a remarkably terrible position leading into the final three. Not just because his remaining suitors are any combination of phony/too young/boring/not ready to get married, but because he is himself and he also may be any combination of all of t…

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Authentically Inauthentic: Bachelor Nation's Worst Nightmare - The Bachelor Season 23 Week 7 Recap 27:32

5+ y ago27:32

27:32

Where do we begin? What do we say? How do we say whatever it is we think of when we think of where to begin? The structure of this week's Bachelor episode was as all over the place as that last sentence, featuring a pseudo 2 on 1 the likes of which we've never seen! Also Colton is rapidly losing credibility with every passing second. So, whatever.I…

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Tidying Up with Marie Coltondo - The Bachelor Season 23 Week 6 Recap 33:39

5+ y ago33:39

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Colton literally said goodbye to any remaining woman who did not “spark joy”. He’s getting really serious about getting engaged, or at least that’s what ABC has tricked him into thinking. *Sigh* It’s just a bummer the poor guy can’t enjoy a day of his vacay without getting insulted and manipulated. A toast, to young love! Instagram: @thebachboysTwi…

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Colton’s Smitten, Bugs Are Bitten - The Bachelor Season 23 Week 5 Recap 33:06

5+ y ago33:06

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It was a gross week in Thailand! Ladies ate bugs. There was some romantic stuff too though! Some women are falling in love, and Colton’s having milestone moments with many of his suitors. But also girls ate bugs, and some ladies’ constant bickering is ruing Colton’s vacation one mudsling at a time!Instagram: @thebachboysTwitter: @bachboysfacebook.c…

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Street Meats and Squashed Beef - The Bachelor Season 23 Week 4 Recap 37:19

6y ago37:19

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This week, Colton's Ladies broke new ground in terms of The Bachelor Nation's capacity for conflict resolution, while The Bach Boys only find themselves in an ever-widening series of interpersonal struggles with ruthless internet moguls, jaded former fans, and even themselves. Also Demi is super cool.Instagram: @thebachboysTwitter: @bachboysfaceboo…

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Miss U.S.-Ay Colton! Watch Out! - The Bachelor Season 23 Week 3 Recap 34:21

6y ago34:21

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Ugh! Pageant drama in the house?? POOR COLTON! He’s just here to have fun and these gosh darn contestants can’t just reel in their feelings and let the poor guy enjoy his vacation/thinly veiled attempt at finding a life partner?? How rude! *all The Bach Boys cross their arms in unison and pout*Instagram: @thebachboysTwitter: @bachboysfacebook.com/b…

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Milquetoast? I Hardly Know Toast! - The Bachelor Season 23 Week 2 Recap 32:17

6y ago32:17

32:17

Surprise, surprise!! A milquetoast second outing for Colton's sexual awakening or whatever ABC wants us to think this whole thing is? Good thing Onyeka likes to play life guard because Hannah B. really took a nosedive this week! And other stuff. #GetPlugged in to Episode 2 of your favorite Boy-rockin’ Bachelor Podcast! Keep on rockin’, boys! And do…

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Colton Turned Us "ANTI" - The Bachelor Season 23 Week 1 Recap 52:57

6y ago52:57

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The Bach Boys are back and more “Anti” than ever! Colton’s no good and 30 victims are about to learn that over the course of the next 10 weeks. In spite of an over 3.3% chance of becoming Colton’s “person”, we’re clinging to the hope that our favorite ladies can be spared from a No Good Terrible Very Bad Life. With any luck, Colton will get himself…

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Sayonara, Paradís - Bachelor In Paradise S5 Finale Review 39:02

6y ago39:02

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Well, that concludes Season 3 (Sub-Season 9) of The Bach Boys! What a ride!! And big ups to you, Audio Listeners, for sticking it out on the world's number one rated Bachelor podcast on the internet in the world! We do it for you and your support means everything to us, so thanks!! Take care, and see you next season!…

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DreamWorks Presents: "The Bach Boys Go Wild" - Bachelor In Paradise S5 Wk5 Review 37:41

6y ago37:41

37:41

We're not crazy, we're just a little unwell!! Come get a nice Rob n' Thom from your favorite Bach Boys as we explore the finer intricacies of love, Mexico Island, and what it takes to be a Dad, with special guest star appearances by Parts of Speech, Caveman Diets, and Things Case E. Hates!! L'Chaim!By The Bach Boys

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The Bach Boys Present: "Roadhouse!" - Bachelor In Paradise S5 Wk4 Review 32:29

6y ago32:29

32:29

Welcome to the West! The Wild, Wild West!!This week, the Boys ultimately end up hitting the road for our first ever spur of the Joe-ment accidental mobile podcast! Please won't you let us take you along to the Sky Lounge?? Come listen to our hot takes and question your sanity as we speak the thoughts right outta your skulls!Be we men? Or be we gods…

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F-Bombs In Paradise! - Bachelor In Paradise S5 Wk3 Review 41:58

6y ago41:58

41:58

Hey wow, what's this?? A return to form? Eh, kinda! We actually do talk about "Bachelor In Paradise" and they/them/its contestants!! Plus for the first time in Bach Boys history, there's an uncensored F-bomb SOMEWHERE in the episode!! But where??? That's for us to know and you to find out, you little F-words!…

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It's Lights Out On Becca, We're On Island Time Now! - Bachelor In Paradise S5 Ep1 Review 36:35

6y ago36:35

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You don't have to go to Mexico, but you can't stay here, Blake. C'est la vie! The Bachelorette is over. Garrett won. Becca lost. Que será, será! But now it's Paradise, baby!! Time for sloppy segundos. Join the Bach Boys in their darkest, sexiest, most dramatic season yet as we get dark, talk sexy, and wax dramatic on this summer's HOTTEST podcast, …

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(Some) Boys Tell All! It's Controversial! The Bachelorette S14 Ep10 Review 45:25

6+ y ago45:25

45:25

The Boys tell all tonight on THE MOST dramatic BTA of all time and BOY, oh BOY do they have a LOT to tell, and they. Tell. ALL of it!! It’s almost hard to comprehend just how much it all is that they tell! But hang in there because just when you think it stops, it. Keeps. COMING!! Wow! Special guest appearances by Optimus P., The Captain, PA Flippe…

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Fantasy Suite? More Like Fancy Defeat! - The Bachelorette S14 Ep9 Review 25:29

6+ y ago25:29

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Woah! So somber! Can you guys even believe how somber this episode was? Guys. This episode was *mad* somber yo, and you've heard it here first! Wow! Check out this sexy return-to-roots ep of your favorite #BachelorNation Bach-entators, The Bach Boys, that's us! Thanks for being here, so glad to have you, Like, Comment, SMASH that Subscribe button b…

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With Great Drama Comes Great Responsibility - The Bachelorette S14 Ep8 Review 41:45

6+ y ago41:45

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As we plow through Hometowns like Rocky Balboa plows through dirty meats we learn that the apples don't fall far from the bush and get one step closer to seeing two men get down on a knee in front of the world, Peter Parker, and the whole #BachelorNation, and ask to be Becca's one life person. Share and Subscribe!www.BachBoys.net@bachboyswww.facebo…

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Beginning Falling Potentially in Love Maybe - The Bachelorette S14 Ep7 Review 37:10

6+ y ago37:10

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This week The Bach Boys re-affirm their position as this generation’s primary seekers of objective truth. Listen to The Boys tackle provocative questions like: Who DID let the dogs out? Can Casey ever achieve happiness? AND of course, will Becca really find love this season? Also we have a mature conversation about racism! But then talk about bathr…

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Danke Schoen Bach Boys Nation! - The Bachelorette S14 Ep5 Review 37:18

6+ y ago37:18

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Empowered by the spirit, charm, and visible facial charisma of Wayne Newton (or Lou Diamond Philips) The Bach Boys meddle their way into Ron Perlman’s marriage. Because they hate Chris R? I think. Something like that. They really like Jordan though! Well, I mean- more than David… That’s for sure.By The Bach Boys

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Richard Marx for Bachelor - The Bachelorette S14 Ep3 Review 49:41

6+ y ago49:41

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This week on The Bachelorette, Becca’s men attempt to prove that they are trustworthy and not betas. (They can’t). This week on The Bach Boys, The Bach Boys attempt to prove that they know Richard Marx’s biological son. (They can!) Also it might be a murder mystery. That’s a really big maybe though. It’s not.Share and Subscribe!www.BachBoys.net@bac…

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